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    Sorry, I just need to vent about this. Halloween is my favorite holiday and now all my plans are falling apart around me. First the guy I'm getting too attached to dumps me. So my girls and I decide we're going to go to this erotic Halloween party and get some much needed male attention. Then the costume I got doesn't fit around my boobs, so I might be stuck wearing the school girl outfit I got for last year. Now my lame ass friends have just bailed on me AFTER I bought my ticket and a costume that doesn't fit.

    I'm so pissed off I don't know what to do. Maybe I'll just go by myself, or maybe I'll go find another party to go to. But I did the house party thing the last few years and I want to do something more exciting. A guy I know invited me to a different party, but it's just a bunch of single guys watching horror movies, drinking and smoking pot. They're talking about hiring strippers, at least that would make it less of a sausage fest.

    My Halloween is looking super lame.

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    You aren't the only one.
    Halloween is our favorite holiday, but we haven't even MADE plans yet... and I still DON'T have my costume. D:<
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    It's hard for me to find a costume that fits. My boobs are disproportionately big, so if a costume fits the rest of me, it wont fit my chest. I mean, I love my boobs and I think I'm blessed, but it makes buying any kind of one piece outfit or costume hard.

    So any suggestions on what I can do to save Halloween?
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    I feel you on the boobs thing *eyeroll* What about just getting some girls and going dancing? or are any of your friends going to have house parties?

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    Quote Originally Posted by prettysammie View Post
    It's hard for me to find a costume that fits. My boobs are disproportionately big, so if a costume fits the rest of me, it wont fit my chest. I mean, I love my boobs and I think I'm blessed, but it makes buying any kind of one piece outfit or costume hard.

    So any suggestions on what I can do to save Halloween?
    My favorite complaint!

    Old clothes and straw? Be a scare crow. White sheet with eye holes. A ghost.

    How about an eye patch and a third (fake boob) support home based nuclear energy.

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    I feel like I should do something for Halloween, but I don't know what. :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arialandre View Post
    I feel you on the boobs thing *eyeroll* What about just getting some girls and going dancing? or are any of your friends going to have house parties?
    That was the plan. We were going to go to a club around here that has an "erotic Halloween" party. Basically a chance to dress up and dance and have guys go crazy. But my friends have all bailed. Chickenshits. One's going home that weekend and the others are now doing "boyfriend things." Meh.

    Only friend that's come through is the guy that invited me to that other party. But hanging around a bunch of stoned, drunk guys watching movies and playing video games wasn't exactly what I wanted to do on Halloween. Stoned, drunk guys watching ME was more what I had in mind. And if they hire strippers I'm told I'm not invited to that part. That's strictly guys only. So all I get to do is come by later, hang out and drink free beer. That'd be ok any other night, but I want to do something a little more fun on Halloween. I'm so pissed.

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    ^ You're not allowed to be there if they hire a stripper? What kind of bullshit is that??

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmySGT. View Post
    My favorite complaint!

    Old clothes and straw? Be a scare crow. White sheet with eye holes. A ghost.

    How about an eye patch and a third (fake boob) support home based nuclear energy.
    I kind of wanted a sexier outfit. I guess I could wear my shortest mini skirt and cutest top and wear a bag over my head and go as the girl you see with beer goggles. Or a butter box and go as "butterface." I'm afraid that nickname would stick though, and besides, I don't like wearing stuff on my head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by charlie61 View Post
    ^ You're not allowed to be there if they hire a stripper? What kind of bullshit is that??
    It was supposed to be a "guys night" or "ghouls night" or some other crap that they thought was really clever. You'd think a bunch of single college guys would want girls there, but they say it's their "bro code." If I hadn't slept with my friend before I'd say they're all gay.

    In my head I have fun imagining that if I went it'd be the night that I get to live my secret Halloween gangbang fantasy. Probably why I'm even considering going. But I know if I go it's just going to be sitting on the couch, drinking beer like any other weekend, maybe smoking a bowl, and having to listen to bad jokes. And if I get really really lucky my friend may want to go to a bedroom before he passes out drunk. Fun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by prettysammie View Post
    It was supposed to be a "guys night" or "ghouls night" or some other crap that they thought was really clever. You'd think a bunch of single college guys would want girls there, but they say it's their "bro code." If I hadn't slept with my friend before I'd say they're all gay.
    Ugh. Lame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prettysammie View Post
    I kind of wanted a sexier outfit. I guess I could wear my shortest mini skirt and cutest top and wear a bag over my head and go as the girl you see with beer goggles. Or a butter box and go as "butterface." I'm afraid that nickname would stick though, and besides, I don't like wearing stuff on my head.

    Sexier..... I will find it a challenge but.........

    Go to the erotic party anyway. Unicorns are always welcome. The stripper costumes shops have a million items. Bad pussy cat is one of my faves, as is little red riding hood.

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    Wow, I LOVE those costumes! The southern belle and flapper ones are amazing! I still have my schoolgirl outfit from last year but I might get another one just for fun.

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    OK take a deep breath!

    Just have fun. Doesn't matter what you wear or where you go or who you go with, just have fun! It's that easy. I love Halloween to, and I was really sad this year because of crazy stuff going on I didn't even bother to get the decorations out. I don't have a costume, and at this point will probably be staying in on Halloween, if not moving my stuff into my new place ( wow, fun!) But whatever is going on , I'm just gonna relax and have fun.
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    ^^^^ Bah! That kind of reasonable thinking isn't going to help me get my brains fucked out by a handsome stranger until I forget all about the guy that dumped me.

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    Where are you located? Google your town and Halloween...you will prob find a ton of cool stuff going on! And yeah...search stripper sites or ebay for costumes that will fit your boobs...I have a bunch of them and Im a 34D (or as I just found out..possibly a 32DD!)

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    I know there are events, I even have tickets to one. It's just that I didn't really want to go by myself. I'm a 34F, naturally. It's a real pain to find clothes in general that don't make me look fat. I'll check out those sites though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prettysammie View Post
    ^^^^ Bah! That kind of reasonable thinking isn't going to help me get my brains fucked out by a handsome stranger until I forget all about the guy that dumped me.
    Is there an application or this an oral interview?

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    There's an oral exam as well as a physical and a skills test.

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    Gosh I havent posted if forever damn school took over my life, I feel your pain about Halloween my fave holiday and I have no plans...a guy I used to like but didnt like me asked me to go to a party with him but after learning that he was sorely rejected when he tried to hook up with my little sister (who barely turned 17) I decided I wasnt gonna be second choice in his mind for girls he wanted to f**k (loser pedofile) maybe Ill get a costume and show up at my friends barracks for laughs. Lots of men and a skantily clad girl woohoo. idk just brainstorming

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    Ugh, that guy sounds like a total loser. I love the barracks idea, at least in theory. It combines my love of men in uniform, putting myself in potentially risky situations, and being the center of attention for lots of men.

    The closest I can get is that other party, which is starting to sound like a better and better second option. Maybe I'll go to the club party first, and if nothing interesting happens there I can go to the second. With enough effort, I bet I could get myself in a lot of trouble.

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    I have a hard time believing that any of you ladies couldn't just go wondering around halloween night and fine a damn fun time.....
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    Ive only been invited to 1 party with people who dont knw about my job, I don't wanna look too slutty with them cos they dress quite um whats the word the opposite and all my other friends r being boring I really wanna go out cos its the sat b4 my B day which is on the tue argh!
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    I'm still not sure what to do, but the more I think about it the more I think I'll just plan to go to both. And if I meet a handsome stranger at the first party who wants to take me home, I don't have to go to the second. At least I have my f-buddy as backup I guess.

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    Ok, I'm going to go! Not going to let my fun be ruined by my lame ass friends. There better be some wall-breaking sex tonight.

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