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    Don't want everyone on the internet to know my business...
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    LMAO oh god. poor baby.
    you don't have to pretend that you lost your friends. going out alone makes you very easy to talk to, because you're not surrounded by all of your friends.
    i hate when i put on mascara for nothing. go out! text your way through your first drink and then start your hunt.

    you have 2 hours before last call. go. not that i can do shit for you from my bed with cramps, but text if you need something or want to look popular =) be safe!

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    I dont think its weird that you long for or crave companionship. its human nature. i just wish you had someone to go with so someone can be aware of your whereabouts. and please be careful if having one night stands sweetie..AIDS is BACK on the rise!! i know of 18yr olds who have been diagnosed already! I cant stress safe sex enough

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    oh god, i can't stop laughing at you pretending that you lost your friends. you are the cutest thing.

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    ^ lol thanks girl! you know what the situation is like here, lol. so i'm just giving it a shot. plus i'm already on my 5th drink. since like 8pm though. but ya i'm gonna head out i think, thanks!! <3

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    BTW - my best friends are: 1) in cali 2) in paris 3) at work 4) with boyfriend
    and all other friends are out dancing and partying like hardcore and i don't feel like putting on a dress tonight, so that's what's up with that unfort.

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    i was supposed to be in the city this weekend too!

    but go! bring condoms and a coat =)

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    Two words: master bation


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    Quote Originally Posted by laurcon View Post
    I'll just act like I'm so drunk and I lost my friends and I'm confused... can you help me?
    I'm sure you really don't need to go to THOSE LENGTHS to get laid.
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    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    ^^lol agreed. laurcon you are beautiful... i doubt you need to put on a show to get laid. im pretty sure go to bar, find a cutie, say hello and if he is single and straight then youre mission will be accomplished .
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    No you're not pathetic!! Go do your thing girl!
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    I don't think it's pathetic at all. Heck, that's some balls of steel I wish I had. LOL. I think the "lost my friend's, can you help me" is a good ice breaker too. haha. Idk, i'm socially akward and shy so...

    Good luck hunting. Hope you find something worth it.

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    Dam..looking for a update..hope you were safe & had fun..BTW you sound like a cool girl to me..always loved a woman that knows what she wants & how to get it.

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    Okay so thanks for the support! Everything turned out really great, although I did not find a hot stud to bang. However, I did have much fun dancing to songs like "shout" and "runaround sue," which is quite random.

    So I go to a bar a block from my house and get a kettle/pineapple and a glass of water and sit on the sidelines. I see a group of like 10 or more people that seem to know each other dancing and having a great time and am thinking "that looks fun" and then this guy comes over asking me to come dance. I say no thanks a few times but eventually go for it. I'm unsure of how cute he is, so the answer is not cute enough to fuck that night. But I'm having fun dancing for a bit and then I sit down again....

    I'm watching this hot brunette dance her butt off and I'm thinking "go girl! I'd like to be friends with her" (I know I'm such a geek!) And then she's like trying to get me to dance. So then she introduces me to all her friends and we all dance and rap songs. The original guy is still totally into me, at one point he kissed me on the neck while dancing and I said that was not gonna work for me. But, I was low on pot last night so I did ask him if he smokes to which he says he does and has a bunch at his place. He lives with 2 of my new girl friend's guy friends, and he's her friend too. So like 12 of us go back to this huge loft and I smoke a bunch of pot with the guy and then go home to make food.

    Best part was though that I made friends with this girl and exchanged numbers and she only lives a few blocks from me. She seems really fun to hang out with and was def really nice to me, so I'm down with that. I obviously need more friends that live closer to me.

    So I'm going back on the stud search later tonight with my girl... send out positive stud-finding thoughts for us please!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    I'm sure you really don't need to go to THOSE LENGTHS to get laid.
    Oh btw on this, I was kinda making a joke but see how it would come over weird on a post. I actually just told the truth, cause I suck at lying if it's not at work. Plus like I said, I don't care too much what other people think, just a little bit

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    I think you are awesome. I have gone out ALONE with that mission and it is always really fun. I have also used the casual encounters section for a quick weekend PAID date when I was bored. It is a good thing that you don't NEED other people with you to have fun. Some people don't even know how to walk down the street unaccompanied by another person.

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    How cute does he need to be with the lights turned off?

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    ^ "Beauty is just a light switch away" . Lol.

    You are not pathetic. I don't think so anyway. I've been lonely and trolled bars before. Let's just say I've had success.

    ( p.s. - I UPDATED this post on Oct. 25 , my I-Phone made it sound I wrote " you are pathetic .... it was supposed to say " not " )
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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmySGT. View Post
    How cute does he need to be with the lights turned off?
    Dood, that's such a guy thing to think and do.

    Have you ever had sex with someone not attractive and they keep telling you "look at me, look at me" and try to look you deep into the eyes, staring. It sucks, even in the dark.

    I don't think any female, particularly one as hot as Laurcon, need a penis so bad it can be attached to someone she isn't attracted to.

    That being said, bars and CL Casual Encounters are good options. Glad you had a fun time girl! What do they say, "you can't always get what you want, but sometimes, you get what you need."

    I've found that when I'm lonely and horny, going out and having fun is equally as good as getting dick. Or, better to go out and have your night than to settle for sub-par lay, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KS_Stevia View Post
    Dood, that's such a guy thing to think and do.

    Have you ever had sex with someone not attractive and they keep telling you "look at me, look at me" and try to look you deep into the eyes, staring. It sucks, even in the dark.

    I don't think any female, particularly one as hot as Laurcon, need a penis so bad it can be attached to someone she isn't attracted to.

    That being said, bars and CL Casual Encounters are good options. Glad you had a fun time girl! What do they say, "you can't always get what you want, but sometimes, you get what you need."

    I've found that when I'm lonely and horny, going out and having fun is equally as good as getting dick. Or, better to go out and have your night than to settle for sub-par lay, right?
    You don't have an guy friends, right? Well, any that would honestly speak about their exploits to you or even in front of you.

    Hoggin, it's an Army tradition. Guys going out put money in the hat. Who ever fucks the fattest girl gets the money. We ain't talkin thick, we ain't talkin chubby, not even fat is accurate enough. We are talking too big to wash everywhere, take two steps back for a photo, sits in the back of the car, school photo taken by satellite, leaves foot prints in the sidewalk on a warm day, do not raise above the first floor, Salad avoidance expert. Ginormous. Humongous. Sweats butter.

    Next is the mercy fuck.
    After a long deployment to some third world, craptastic ,aids a poppin, next step up would be to be called shit hole, ...............there are priorities.

    Clean weapons, account for and stow your gear, look after your Joes gear, American greasy as fuck give it to me with cheese on top comfort food, cold beer not in an alu-fuck that-minimium can, and getting your dick wet.

    Either way some 7 or 8 is being kind, or a pig ugly 3 is getting lucky. I'll just be happy to be back and too drunk to care.

    Oh yeah fuck my now civilian life.

    Some times a fuck is just a fuck. Some dudes a sperm donor and some chicks a cumdumpster; taking mutual advantage of one another.

    Deal.
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    ^^LOL Wow^^

    You are definetely NOT pathetic. I don't see anything wrong or weird about going to a bar alone. I would definetely go to a bar by myself and eye fuck a hot stranger. Thats just me though, and I also don't have many friends. I'm a loner so I don't see anything "desperate" or "pathetic" about cock shopping (I shall call it!). Hell you had fun and probably made some new friends. Nothing to be ashamed about at all!!!
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    Lmao @ Army... wtf. First off, KS is cool as hell and has lots of guy friends, I've met one even. Secondly, she was just saying chicks are NOT like guys in that we can fuck something ugly like you and your army buddies, so I don't get the point besides to read yourself type. I can't even read the post cause it seems too disgusting. That'll teach me not to post in Ladies Only.

    Anyway, thanks so much for the support girls!!

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    I think it's weird... I'd be a little creeped out doing such.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KS_Stevia View Post
    CL Casual Encounters are good options.
    noooooooo. My bestest guy friend tried and tried and tried and tried on CL, but EVERY SINGLE TIME he would have checked this girl out to make sure she was legit (fb profiles, emails, photos, etc.) at the last minute a guy would be like "oh, that's my sister, but we can still meet up if you want"

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