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    So last night while I was dancing onstage I had my back turned. When I turned around there was a Jesus pamphlet and flowers on my stage. Are you fucking kidding me????? Apparently I need to be saved!!!! DO NOT SHOVE YOUR RELIGIOUS BULLSHIT DOWN MY THROAT! And especially don't come into my job and do it. Grrrrr!!!!

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    Yikes!!
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    Was it from the church or just some person? I hope you find the culprit. Maybe your could go to their meetings & pass out free entrance cards to the club with bottles of the cheap Calgon spray as a return "thank you". LOL
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    It was just one guy... I got the email address and everything... Avery's hubby actually wrote them...LOL.. I am fine with religion but don't come into my job and make us look like fools.

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    Yet another fucked up thing to happen in the club... We all have the craziest stories. Think when we get old (I mean old) and we recolect on all the fucked up shit we've seen and heard. We'll all be pretty exciting old ladies!

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    Default Re: Save your souls whores!!!!! Or burn in hades!!!

    At least there were flowers? Lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by argetdraco View Post
    At least there were flowers? Lol.
    LOL!!!! I know how sweet of him

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    Damn he could have at least stuck a few dollars into the pamphlet... Douche.

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    Quote Originally Posted by *Jade*Love View Post
    Damn he could have at least stuck a few dollars into the pamphlet... Douche.
    lmfao!!!! Riiiiight??! Jeez...

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    I hope his dumb ass at least had to pay cover so he could pass those things out, lol. Sorry that happened to you.

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    Thanks I hope he had to pay double. LOL

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    Default Re: Save your souls whores!!!!! Or burn in hades!!!

    I would've rubbed the jesus pamphlet sensually on my (clothed) vagina or pretended to tongue-fuck jesus if there was a picture of him on it, balled it up, and tossed it off my stage.

    Srsly, though. I don't mind when they come by round x-mas to leave baskets of bibles at the front entrance for the strippers to take if they want one. But what happened to you is, admittedly, annoying as fuck.
    Although... if they were fake flowers... you could probably have thrown 'em on hair clips and sold them to the other girls and made a few bucks off this guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kaiarose View Post
    It was just one guy... I got the email address and everything... Avery's hubby actually wrote them...LOL.. I am fine with religion but don't come into my job and make us look like fools.
    I wrote 'em too, haven't gotten a response yet.

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    Did he pay to come in and do that? I have had religious people come into clubs which I found rather odd. I never understood this whole "trying to save me" many religious people pull.

    I once dated a guy who went to a weird church. They felt that strippers were going to hell (of course they thought all working women were going to hell) and needed to be saved. When I mentioned I was a stripper and yes believes in God, the look on their face is priceless. Then of course they proceeded to say I'm not a 'real' Christian because of being a stripper. If being a real Christian entails being judgemental against strippers, feminists, gays and whomever else they hate, then I'd rather not be.

    Btw, I do go to church and have become more religious than ever before, but trying to save anyone is not something I think people should be doing, unless it entails actually helping people leave a life they want (I'm thinkinG specifically of streetwalkers). If they are content with that life let them be.
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    Did I mention I got fingered in church once?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kellydancer View Post
    Did he pay to come in and do that? I have had religious people come into clubs which I found rather odd. I never understood this whole "trying to save me" many religious people pull.

    I once dated a guy who went to a weird church. They felt that strippers were going to hell (of course they thought all working women were going to hell) and needed to be saved. When I mentioned I was a stripper and yes believes in God, the look on their face is priceless. Then of course they proceeded to say I'm not a 'real' Christian because of being a stripper. If being a real Christian entails being judgemental against strippers, feminists, gays and whomever else they hate, then I'd rather not be.

    Btw, I do go to church and have become more religious than ever before, but trying to save anyone is not something I think people should be doing, unless it entails actually helping people leave a life they want (I'm thinkinG specifically of streetwalkers). If they are content with that life let them be.
    A lot of people who are Christian & preach the bible to others daily often don't really know the bible & history of it that well. I've worked for a lot of religious organizations of various faiths, more pastors than I could count, & not once would any of them make such judgment calls. Any true Christian should know first & foremost that God's love is unconditional, & second that judgement is to be left to God. If they don't know that, they don't really know the history of the bible.
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    Lol, religious nutjobs are such fun to mess with. I had a Christian dude try to convert me at work once....right before he asked if I would go to his hotel room and fuck him for two hundred dollars. They're all hypocrites.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kylea2 View Post
    A lot of people who are Christian & preach the bible to others daily often don't really know the bible & history of it that well. I've worked for a lot of religious organizations of vary faiths, more pastors than I could count, & not once would any of them make such judgment calls. Any true Christian should know first & foremost that God's love is unconditional, & second that judgement is to be left to God. If they don't know that, they don't really know the history of the bible.
    Very true. I've been attending religious classes (planning to make my confirmation this spring) and the priest says the same thing. He said something that people who use the bible to judge people don't know the bible at all. The people at the church where my ex attended (he left the church) were fake Christians. They are also materialistic people and that directly contradicts the bible's teaching.

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    ^^^ Exactly.
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    don't feel bad about that. I got one of those pamphlets in my tip jar working at STARBUCKS. those assholes are everywhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xGigi View Post
    don't feel bad about that. I got one of those pamphlets in my tip jar working at STARBUCKS. those assholes are everywhere.
    LOL!!!! Really??! So apparently coffee is the devil's drink of choice huh??!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaiarose View Post
    LOL!!!! Really??! So apparently coffee is the devil's drink of choice huh??!
    LOL yep! I went from one devil job to another. the funny part is it was one of those weird pamphlets too that doesn't reveal itself as religious propaganda at first, you have to actually read a page to find the message. dumb. my shift supervisor was like "oh hey someone put this book here..." no one saw the person put it there either. kinda spooky actually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaiarose View Post
    So last night while I was dancing onstage I had my back turned. When I turned around there was a Jesus pamphlet and flowers on my stage. Are you fucking kidding me????? Apparently I need to be saved!!!! DO NOT SHOVE YOUR RELIGIOUS BULLSHIT DOWN MY THROAT! And especially don't come into my job and do it. Grrrrr!!!!
    too funny, if that happened to me i'd lmao

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    hahaha thats hilarious. Reminds me of the time jehovah's witnesses came to my door in the middle of the day and I answered it. They asked if I was sick and why I wasnt in school (I was 17). I told them the truth... I skipped school to fuck my boyfriend hahahaha. You should have seen there faces. Then I shut the door. I actually feel a little bit sorry for the judgemental type religious freaks. They lead a very sad existence.

    I have nothing against religion. I think in some cases it can be very valuable for some... but not for me. Im much too naughty for god, he'd never forgive me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessie_tinydancer View Post
    Im much too naughty for god, he'd never forgive me.

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