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    so last friday was kind of an off night for me. i came in and was pretty under the weather... within the first 2 hours of being at work i had sold one dance and had one customer tip me 100$ for me to inform me that the CRs did not come with complementary cocaine and thats it.

    so i find this one drunk lawyer. he is bitching about how he has spent soooo much money and hasnt gotten anything. my energy was low this night, so i kind of flatly told him to go to CR with me and he did. we get into CR he took off his shirt and he decided to be grabby, which is not allowed, instead of the light touching that i allow in the CR. since i was under the weather my patience quickly expired so i tied him up with my leopard print top.

    anyway, every time i put my boobs in front of his face he would try to lick them. and sometimes for my personal amusement i just keep putting my boobs just out of reach and watch them keep trying, but today this amused me more than usual and i kept doing it and finally started making fun of him. at htis point i was like 'you know how hilarious watching you try but fail to lick my boobs is to me, right' and then went further with it and said 'if this was the titty licking special olympics, right now you would have MVP for best effort, but thats it. but i do appreciate your effort. you do deserve a trophy for that' (i know this is offensive, but im kind of offensive sometimes). so i spent hte rest of the CR keeping score of him trying to lick me. it got up to 104 ish vs. 2- he manged to lick my knee once and my arm once.

    anyway, the floor guy comes in to say the time is up, sees this guy topless and tied up with my leopard "shirt" and asks if he wants to renew. i looked ath the customer and was like 'how about it. do you want another hour of trying but failing to lick my boobs" not actually expecting it to work. but apparently he did. and i demanded a 100$ tip.

    hows that for sales skills .
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    LOL This is full of win!
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    fuck yeah!!! I had one guy like this once, I held his hands behind his back and put My stiletto on his nuts, told him if he tried to fucking touch me again I would kick his balls in.....turns out he liked that and ended up giving me $150 to kick him in the balls for 3 songs....gotta love the freaks. Sometimes being a bitch pays BIG

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    that is awesome!

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    THAT IS AWESOME!!
    I hate when guys try to lick your boobs. Seriously...what makes a guy think that we want them to lick us? So dirty. BUT YAY FOR MONEY! And YAY for you're patience! lol

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    YAY! I haven't had one of those in a while. What club are you at?

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    this is a classic!
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    Quote Originally Posted by trishaxxxo View Post
    fuck yeah!!! I had one guy like this once, I held his hands behind his back and put My stiletto on his nuts, told him if he tried to fucking touch me again I would kick his balls in.....turns out he liked that and ended up giving me $150 to kick him in the balls for 3 songs....gotta love the freaks. Sometimes being a bitch pays BIG
    I dont think he was a submissive per say- although i am good with those. i think he was entitled and used to having women do his bidding and was amused and entertained by the change in power.

    so i guess kind of a submissive. but i dont think he was into pain. i dont think he would have paid me to whip him or kick him in the balls. or maybe he would have and i missed out on money .

    Quote Originally Posted by azaleanola View Post
    YAY! I haven't had one of those in a while. What club are you at?
    im at barely right now. i will probably be joining you at the Vu for tuesdays at least whenever i can get my ass in to get rehired before 6pm.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Nice!

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