so last friday was kind of an off night for me. i came in and was pretty under the weather... within the first 2 hours of being at work i had sold one dance and had one customer tip me 100$ for me to inform me that the CRs did not come with complementary cocaine and thats it.
so i find this one drunk lawyer. he is bitching about how he has spent soooo much money and hasnt gotten anything. my energy was low this night, so i kind of flatly told him to go to CR with me and he did. we get into CR he took off his shirt and he decided to be grabby, which is not allowed, instead of the light touching that i allow in the CR. since i was under the weather my patience quickly expired so i tied him up with my leopard print top.
anyway, every time i put my boobs in front of his face he would try to lick them. and sometimes for my personal amusement i just keep putting my boobs just out of reach and watch them keep trying, but today this amused me more than usual and i kept doing it and finally started making fun of him. at htis point i was like 'you know how hilarious watching you try but fail to lick my boobs is to me, right' and then went further with it and said 'if this was the titty licking special olympics, right now you would have MVP for best effort, but thats it. but i do appreciate your effort. you do deserve a trophy for that' (i know this is offensive, but im kind of offensive sometimes). so i spent hte rest of the CR keeping score of him trying to lick me. it got up to 104 ish vs. 2- he manged to lick my knee once and my arm once.
anyway, the floor guy comes in to say the time is up, sees this guy topless and tied up with my leopard "shirt" and asks if he wants to renew. i looked ath the customer and was like 'how about it. do you want another hour of trying but failing to lick my boobs" not actually expecting it to work. but apparently he did. and i demanded a 100$ tip.
hows that for sales skills.



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