View Poll Results: The dumbest exercise gizmo goes to?

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  • the Hawaii Chair

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  • The Jump Snap

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  • Core Rider

    1 6.67%
  • Shake Weight Baby!!!!!!

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    Default The Award dumbest exercise gizmo goes to?!

    the Hawaii Chair. No, this is not an SNL skit, it's for real!!!!!!

    YouTube - Hawaii Chair Infomercial: Use It Anywhere!

    Because yes, people are so stupid they need a device to help to jump up and down??? We have:

    The "Jump Snap"

    And you thought nothing could be more obviously sexually suggestive, and equally worthless, then the Shake Weight, we have:

    "Giddyup Core Exerciser."

    And last, but never least of course, the Shake Weight:

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    Default Re: The Award dumbest exercise gizmo goes to?!

    wow... the hawaii chair was probably the funniest cause they had a lady reading in it. really, there would be no way to be able to focus on the words long enough to be able to read.

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    Default Re: The Award dumbest exercise gizmo goes to?!

    oh i totally forgot to post this on the shake weight thread, but i saw a shake weight for women commercial when at the gym a couple of weeks back.
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    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Default Re: The Award dumbest exercise gizmo goes to?!

    Quote Originally Posted by Athenathefabulous View Post
    oh i totally forgot to post this on the shake weight thread, but i saw a shake weight for women commercial when at the gym a couple of weeks back.
    Nice. Did you see my 'review' of the shake weight?

    I bet the Core Trainer thingy could be a great prop for a routine at work no?
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    Default Re: The Award dumbest exercise gizmo goes to?!

    I was between the Hawaii Chair or the Giddyup! NEVER saw those before. I remember the Shake Weight on TV a while ago, and I thought the SnapJump was reasonable "compared" to the Chair and Giddyup!

    So my vote goes to Hawaii Chair, that shit looks hailirous!!! I bet its a blast for kids.. As for watching tv, read and focusing on something such as the comptuer - no way. That would be difficult! Plus the last seconds made me laugh hard.

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    Default Re: The Award dumbest exercise gizmo goes to?!

    I voted the "Hawaii Chair". I mean, the shake weight is amusing & does seem "dirty" but at least in a way I sort of understand how the resistance bit could build muscle. The core rider was pretty dumb, but reminded me of those bull ride machines at the country bar... & at least it seems to go in different motions. The jump rope thing may as well not even exist because it is pretty pointless... I can jump on my own. The Hawaii Chair wins out though because it goes in a circle so not only is it dumb but I doubt it works that many muscles.
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    Default Re: The Award dumbest exercise gizmo goes to?!

    Holy. Wow. Is it just me or does the Hawaii Chair look like an upgraded version of sitting on the washing machine? (Maybe they should repackage it as a sex toy)?
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    Default Re: The Award dumbest exercise gizmo goes to?!

    ^^^ LOL It sort of reminds me of that now that you mentioned it.
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    Default Re: The Award dumbest exercise gizmo goes to?!

    Quote Originally Posted by Kylea2 View Post
    ^^^ LOL It sort of reminds me of that now that you mentioned it.
    I forgot, this is a forum full of preverts. Yes, of course I though the same thing.
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    Default Re: The Award dumbest exercise gizmo goes to?!

    The others are all a lot more amusing... but the jump snap definately seems like the dumbest one to me.
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    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Is it just me, or do these all seem like sexual devices??


    really though, a ROPELESS jumpROPE?!
    bwa hahahahahaha

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    Default Re: The Award dumbest exercise gizmo goes to?!

    Quote Originally Posted by Will View Post

    And you thought nothing could be more obviously sexually suggestive, and equally worthless, then the Shake Weight, we have:

    "Giddyup Core Exerciser."
    I was at that store in the airport with all the stupid massage stuff and electronics, what's it called? Brentwood? Brownstone? Anyway, I was asking the boy working there about something I needed, batteries or something. And I saw something JUST like the Giddyup. It was like $600. I immediately stopped what I was doing and jumped on it.

    Aha, like I thought. Not only did it oscillate, this thing also VIBRATED. The 19 year old kid turned bright red when I told him that I wanted one. But it was too expensive.

    Point of the story, I really WANT one of those for sex acts, but I want the vibrating one for obvious reasons.

    ETA: Check out THIS ridic machine! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay1BP...eature=channel

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    Default Re: The Award dumbest exercise gizmo goes to?!

    Whaaat? The Hawaii chair looks like the stupidest thing ever! They look so goofy on that thing!

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    Default Re: The Award dumbest exercise gizmo goes to?!

    Oh God...I just watched the jump snap...wow

    jumping without rope

    they can't be serious

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    Is it just me, or do these all seem like sexual devices??


    really though, a ROPELESS jumpROPE?!
    bwa hahahahahaha
    Maybe I should buy one... My trainer friend recommended jumproping as a nice indoor alternative for me (since now that it's below 70... I can't be outside without too many layers to run in)... but I'm fucking terrible at it. LOL
    Quote Originally Posted by camille27 View Post
    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Default Re: The Award dumbest exercise gizmo goes to?!

    why not just wave your arms around in the air?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilmisssunshine View Post
    why not just wave your arms around in the air?
    Pfft... that's like saying "why not just mime jerking off without a shake weight". It's just not the same.
    Quote Originally Posted by camille27 View Post
    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Default Re: The Award dumbest exercise gizmo goes to?!

    What about those ab belts that were so popular what was it ten years ago maybe five? You wore a belt all day long around your abs and it sent pulses into them. Those always seemed so stupid.

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    Default Re: The Award dumbest exercise gizmo goes to?!

    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    Maybe I should buy one... My trainer friend recommended jumproping as a nice indoor alternative for me (since now that it's below 70... I can't be outside without too many layers to run in)... but I'm fucking terrible at it. LOL

    LoL, I liked one of the comments on the video, "why not just get some anal beads?" LOL

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