I went out to a nearby club last night, and got to wondering about the guys "working" the men's room.
First off, are they actually being paid by the club, or are they working just for tips? And if they *are* just working for tips, WHY? I mean it just seems so ridiculous to me...
Each time I went to the bathroom, the dude "working" it would flip on the faucet and then point me to the paper towels he has been arranging in a pile. I would wash up, dry my hands, take a mint, and toss a dollar in his basket.
The third time in the evening that I did this, he makes some smarmy remark when I gave him a dollar, something like "gee thanks, maybe I will be able to buy more mints now..."
Jesus Christ buddy, I am tipping you because I feel bad for you, no other reason. And more than half the guys aren't tipping you at all. Do you really need to be such a prick?? What do you honestly expect, that I give you 5 bucks each time I need to take a leak???
If you really want to do me a service, open the door for me when I am leaving so I don't have to touch the handle that all the knuckledraggers who didn't wash their hands just spread their germs all over... For *that* I would probably toss you a 10 spot for the night.




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