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    Besides the beggars and cheapskates as we all know and complain about, what your web cam pet peeves? Mine are the :

    1.) highly demanding- the ones that bark out orders to you and complain about everything about your chat room; usually the ones that are the hardest to please are the stingiest or the free-loaders.

    2.) redundant questions- pretty self- explanatory. if they took the time to read your profile then they would see your age, your sexual preference, sexual willingness, spoken languages, etc. I guess horny guys just can't read or don't.

    3.) free show givers- you know the ones that do everything in free chat that should be reserved for privates. they make it harder for the rule abiding models to make any decent money

    4.) the chatters- self-explanatory. these tend to be attention-whores. they want you to devote so much time to them to the exclusion of others and rarely do they take you private. you tend to lose focus on the money-making aspect of camming and could lose potential custys if you're not careful.

    5.) rude /mean people- self-explanatory. it's like they're miserable in life or suffer from self-hatred and they take it out on the web cammers anonymously. sometimes you wonder if it's really a custy / guest and not some stalking, jealous model(s) that views you as competition and is trying to break you down emotionally.

    6.) the BSers- these are the ones that make empty promises like taking you private but then they don't deliver or they display fake ass banners announcing they sent you tips / surprises in order to entice you to flash something in free chat. Thank God for being able to check your account balance first before falling for that.

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    Hi there! Mine are the guys who ask me to pee, poop and get this..do a blowjob and gag myself so I actually vomit during it. I mean really? I have the no potty games in my profile so they obviously don't read it. Also the chatters, I sometimes eventually kick them out and I have gotten really good at ignoring them completely. They usually just leave then.

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    What the hell is going on with the blow job/vomit thing lately on streamate? It seems like I get asked that question atleast 1 or 2 times everynight.
    Some dudes are just nasty

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    7. The "I took you private once" or "I take you private for just 5mins maybe once every 2 months" -and I repeatedly sit in your room and chat chat chat chat chat or send you messages. I also get "jealous" a lot and expect you to remember minute details of our time together and things I've told you that I like.

    8. Lounge lizards - I rarely if ever talk but visit your room almost every day. Ill just sit there even if you greet me verbally or by typing. If you kick me, I come back and wordlessly continue sitting.

    9. WAT UP MA type - TYPES IN CAPSLOCKS, doesn't really spend money, probably 18-23 years old. I usually end up slipping and using old slang that no one uses anymore, thus revealing my true social status. I frequently gets desperate and throw out hip hop artist names or insults. Look out for: Y U AINT PLAYIN GUCCI MAINE? I WANT TO SEE YOU DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT, U GETTIN JIGGY OVER DER, MA?! WAT U MEAN NO ONE SAYS DAT ANYMORE - FUCK YOU YOU SANCTIMONIOUS TROLLOP

    10. I want to meet youuuuuuuuuuuu - I ask too many location questions, I send my contact info over and over again, I say I'd rather have "the real thing" and type in many winks. I sometimes go hard and offer different payment methods like Western Union but scram if you call my bluff. I often pose as a porn studio, photographer, graphic designer, model recruiter, or cam site poacher - which by translation means: "FREE SHOW PUH-LEAZE" or "WANNABE PIMP". I sometimes shape-shift from one your regulars which bums you out since I didn't seem like a dumbass from the get go.

    11. Armchair Psychologists - genuinely wants to know why you do this, asks too many followup questions. Big on complimenting your intelligence and personality. Maybe wants to save you but I've got to do it while my dick is out and I'm pumping furiously away... I am more likely to spend money than the rest, so I am dramatically less annoying then all of the others. I also have a lot of hangups about being on this site and sometimes may guilt trip you about it while I am trying to save you... and masturbate.


    12. LIKE MY DICK?! CAN YOU SEE MY PENIS? YOU WATCHING ME BB?! I AM SO HARD - LOOK AT MY COCK. MMMM MY COCK, YOU LIKE THAT SWEETIE?! MAAAAHHH DIIIIICCCCCK LOOK AT IT!! - Self-explanatory. I send you pictures of my dick or turn on my cam in free (depends on what site you're on). I have some kind of obsessive fixation with my cock and I never spend money. I should just watch gay porn since I am so obsessed with cock, but for some reason I am on this site... I leave whenever you ask to be tipped or suggest we go private, why you gotta kill my BIG HARD DICK BUZZ.


    Specific sub-culture of annoying:
    1. LOL WHY DO YOU TALK LIKE THAT - plagues American Black PSOs & cam girls rooms, asks girls why they talk white or "talk like that" or generally do not have a specific accent/cadence that the viewer expects. Contrary to popular belief, isn't always black themselves. Never spends money.

    2. Extremely specific fetishes - Oh great, you have a strap on? Do you have a neon green bulbous one that sprays fire? No. OK. Hmmm, I really want a girl to shave my head - oh great you have a buzzer? HOT! Do you have a black swimsuit? You do?! Great! How about leather floggers?! You do?! GREAT! Yellow kitchen gloves? FANTASTIC! A jar of organic creamy peanut butter?! AWESOME. Sweatpants to put on over swimsuit?! HOORAY. Some cat food you can sprinkle on the bed that you can throw at the cam like confetti?! THANK GOD! Oh man, I am so EXCITED! Oh wait... you don't have a dildo that breathes fire... sorry I am not interested.
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    Roast, its like you were in my room!!!
    I've experienced every one of those!

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    Girrrrrrl, thank god Im not alone. Good to know.

    I seem to attract the armchair psychologists & wrong slang hardcore, sometimes my room is:

    "No really,why do you do this? I always wonder why girls do this..."
    "HOLLABACK HUNNY, YOU GOT NICE RIMS" (what?)
    "You seem like you were raised well, idk-"
    "YOU RIDIN DIRTY GURL?" (dude seriously my car is outside - what?!)
    "I am sure you didn't always want to do this. Sigh, wish I could stay away..."
    "CHA-CHING, WEST SIIIIDE"


    Then the others fly in:
    "Hey you wouldn't have to have a chainsaw and baby formula do you?"
    "OMG, thank god you're online! Let's catch up. Wow, remember when I popped in 2 minutes and you were stripping and I said I love your panties? REMEMBER THAT?! Why aren' you wearing my favorite panties ;____;"

    Me: o_______0

    better than sitcoms.

    I figure everyone else has the blend of the WTF mixed in with good customers, but sometimes the WTF is hilariously bad

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    These are things that come with the job, compare them to any other job out there and you will probably pick camming over these annoying things. You can always block them and ignore and even log off without being fired compared to others.
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    I get a lot of extreme fetishes, creepy lounge lizards and "wanna see my penis!" guys.

    Roast you are wayyyyy to funny. You seriously like nailed a typical day in camming.
    It really just points out how dumb men are.

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    Roast, you made my headache go away! I've been grinning like an idiot whilst reading your posts.

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    Roast, your posts are fabulous! You know all of us who read this are going to be silently cracking up the next time we turn our cams on & all these types of guys come into our rooms

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    Yeah roast you're funny. I feel you on the "Lounge Lizards" who just sit there and say nothing even when you address them like the cat got their e-tongues or something. They're just creepy.


    And on the "Fetish Specifics" I don't even entertain them one bit. I swear it's like the porn industry got these men delusional and they confuse fantasies with realities; especially the ones that go for extreme, painful, hardcore stuff.

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    Lmfao hahaha


    Quote Originally Posted by roast View Post
    girrrrrrl, thank god im not alone. Good to know.

    I seem to attract the armchair psychologists & wrong slang hardcore, sometimes my room is:

    "no really,why do you do this? I always wonder why girls do this..."
    "hollaback hunny, you got nice rims" (what?)
    "you seem like you were raised well, idk-"
    "you ridin dirty gurl?" (dude seriously my car is outside - what?!)
    "i am sure you didn't always want to do this. Sigh, wish i could stay away..."
    "cha-ching, west siiiide"


    then the others fly in:
    "hey you wouldn't have to have a chainsaw and baby formula do you?"
    "omg, thank god you're online! Let's catch up. Wow, remember when i popped in 2 minutes and you were stripping and i said i love your panties? Remember that?! Why aren' you wearing my favorite panties ;____;"

    me: O_______0

    better than sitcoms.

    I figure everyone else has the blend of the wtf mixed in with good customers, but sometimes the wtf is hilariously bad

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    The guys who ask "Why are you doing this?" "You're too pretty for this...if you were with me, you'd never have to work." Um...sorry dude, I like earning my own money and not having to ask a man for money every time I wanna do something (then having to explain what I want it for, and blah, blah, blah).

    The guys who find us on Yahoo! Cam Girls Online or xxxcambabes and waste our time IMing us "Hi, how are you...tell me about yourself...what do you like...etc?" *sigh* They do this shit while we're logged into other cam sites. This is my biggest pet peeve about working on sites like Yahoo! Cam Girls Online and xxxcambabes. I answer their IMs with something like "Hi, what can I do for you today?" If they can't get to the point within the next couple of IMs, I tell them that I'm working right now and to please IM me when they're ready to do the show.

    Or when they try to find out where in your state you're from. I don't ever tell them what town or county I'm in. That's too personal, and it's not like I plan on meeting them in person anyway.
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    A lot of what is being protested is the same stuff that keeps dancers from making money in clubs when they get distracted by what they consider annoyances within their workplace environment.

    If you can remember these few things it will help you keep your sanity AND place you in the right frame of mind to make the most $$$.

    1) The environment is created, like that of a strip-club, by the owners of the structure the business is taking place in. YOU are in independent contractor working within that environment. You have no rights of ownership over anything other than the actual service you are selling. Not the room you are in. Not the money in your potential customers pocket. Only the off/on switch of the service you are selling.

    2) No one in the working environment owes you anything unless they purchase your service. Their simple presence in your cam room doesn't require or compel them to part with any money.

    3) Understanding the first two allows you to:

    a) not feel personally annoyed if someone isn't tipping. It's their issue, and choice, not yours to need to feel anything about. You can ignore them if you choose but how much better to effect them and get them to part with $$$. Attitude is everything, especially in a virtual work place that is ALL about attitude.

    b) place the necessary wall between you and the online customer to facilitate your dealing with him in a way that enhances your ability to make money from him.

    4) Figure out what there is about you that you feel comfortable selling, package it in a way that attracts the highest potential market yield, and sell, sell, sell.


    I've seen too many cam-girls let the workplace setting get to them and begin popping off at the guys in the room, who owe them nothing merely for their presence in the room, and in popping off simply provide the observers with a free show.

    Any kind of display is a show. It doesn't have to be sexual to be entertaining. So getting annoyed and going at the guys in the room for not tipping is just giving something away. Knowing that is half the battle. The second best thing a cam-girl can do in a room full of guys not tipping is just be still and quiet. No one is purchasing, so you don't do anything. The first best thing she can do is find what ever it is that is required to get into the head of the guys not tipping that causes them to start tipping.

    The women who figure out how to do that make the most $$$$$$$$$$$.
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    BTW, while we are on the subject, is it needed to point out the obvious: That it is just possible that if you are willing to judge the worth of someone simply by what you read on a website about them it might say a whole hell of a lot more about you than it says about the person you are judging?

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    I may be late to the game with this video, but someone linked it on tag over at Camwhores, and I laughed so hard I cried. This is spot on.

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    i like previous post. it was very helpful.

    my pet peeve in relationship to that is the guys who i see have a lot of credits/money but lurk. its amusing to wonder if they are sitting there fantasizing or scrutinizing. either way, after i try everything i can to get them to tip (or even say hello), i just kick them out the room. saves me the worry of feeling inefficient and its a mood-kill.

    then a guy with only 4 bucks comes in and buys a show immediately

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBrownFox View Post
    The guys who find us on Yahoo! Cam Girls Online or xxxcambabes and waste our time IMing us "Hi, how are you...tell me about yourself...what do you like...etc?" *sigh* They do this shit while we're logged into other cam sites. This is my biggest pet peeve about working on sites like Yahoo! Cam Girls Online and xxxcambabes. I answer their IMs with something like "Hi, what can I do for you today?" If they can't get to the point within the next couple of IMs, I tell them that I'm working right now and to please IM me when they're ready to do the show.
    Yahoo! CamGirls and XXXcambabes and any other independent sites should set it up like on Niteflirt to get access to the camgirls screen names they have to pay to get it. I think that can help weed out those that just wanting to bug camgirls for free on IM chat application.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Golden_Rule View Post
    The second best thing a cam-girl can do in a room full of guys not tipping is just be still and quiet. No one is purchasing, so you don't do anything. The first best thing she can do is find what ever it is that is required to get into the head of the guys not tipping that causes them to start tipping.

    The women who figure out how to do that make the most $$$$$$$$$$$.
    Totally agrees

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    OMG that youtube video of MFC was so freakin hilarious I cried!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by leighbeigh View Post
    I may be late to the game with , but someone linked it on tag over at Camwhores, and I laughed so hard I cried. This is spot on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by leighbeigh View Post
    I may be late to the game with this video, but someone linked it on tag over at Camwhores, and I laughed so hard I cried. This is spot on.
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    ALL of the ABOVE and thensome...although I am no expert and everyone has their own way of doing things, I'd like to tell you how all of the above situations can be easily avoided so you can waste less time with the losers and make that money!

    Lets face it all of the losers/freebie seekers/beggers have one thing in common: They will do anything for your attention for free, say anything for a free show..but they make this too OBVIOUS!!

    The most important thing has been said: do not take anything personally, in free chat or in private shows! Some guys are trying to get to your goodies for free, some guys are TRYING TO GET TO YOU and get off when you waste your time/effort on them! Do not let any of the below losers succeed! Another thing to remember is that you are always in control. I know most cammers do have a strong customer service background, but online the customer is not always right..IF anyone tries to emotionally abuse, harass, promote illegal or obscene activities or tries to get you to do anything you are not comfortable with it is inacceptable. You can say no and you can block at any time!

    Quote Originally Posted by rainwater View Post
    Besides the beggars and cheapskates as we all know and complain about, what your web cam pet peeves? Mine are the :

    1.) highly demanding- the ones that bark out orders to you and complain about everything about your chat room; usually the ones that are the hardest to please are the stingiest or the free-loaders.

    They have NO RIGHT to complain about services that they will never pay for.....block! A loser like this will only bring you down, and your room down with their negative additude. If they pay and only last 2 minutes or less, BLOCK! They will only bother you again and again for as long as you allow it. If they actually do last a good 10 minutes or more, you can decide if you want to keep them as a client, but be prepared to deal with more and more bs.


    2.) redundant questions- pretty self- explanatory. if they took the time to read your profile then they would see your age, your sexual preference, sexual willingness, spoken languages, etc. I guess horny guys just can't read or don't.

    Give each customer a chance to ask a fair amount of questions. If they try to get into graphic descriptions, or abuse the privilege invite them into your private chat. If they don't go kindly explain that you must move on. DO not block as they may book you at one point in time after enough lurking. If they turn into #1's from there...BLOCK

    3.) free show givers- you know the ones that do everything in free chat that should be reserved for privates. they make it harder for the rule abiding models to make any decent money

    BLOCK!

    4.) the chatters- self-explanatory. these tend to be attention-whores. they want you to devote so much time to them to the exclusion of others and rarely do they take you private. you tend to lose focus on the money-making aspect of camming and could lose potential custys if you're not careful.

    After a fair amount of chances, BLOCK! Taking too much and not giving back enough is not a good basis for a relationship for anyone, even if they are paying for YOUR company. You are a business woman and if they cannot accept that, BLOCK so they move on to their next victim!

    5.) rude /mean people- self-explanatory. it's like they're miserable in life or suffer from self-hatred and they take it out on the web cammers anonymously. sometimes you wonder if it's really a custy / guest and not some stalking, jealous model(s) that views you as competition and is trying to break you down emotionally.

    BLOCK, dont even try to come up with witty comebacks/mean comebacks. This person is trying to get a rise out of you and if he does, he succeeds and WINS, don't let him ruffle your feathers, and do not respond. KICK it and they will not win and will be left wondering. May even join ur chat again under different screennames with the same insult. BLOCK and repeat until guy moves on to his next victim.


    6.) the BSers- these are the ones that make empty promises like taking you private but then they don't deliver or they display fake ass banners announcing they sent you tips / surprises in order to entice you to flash something in free chat. Thank God for being able to check your account balance first before falling for that.

    AGAIN BLOCK and don't give chances. Not worth the time or money

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    7. The "I took you private once" or "I take you private for just 5mins maybe once every 2 months" -and I repeatedly sit in your room and chat chat chat chat chat or send you messages. I also get "jealous" a lot and expect you to remember minute details of our time together and things I've told you that I like.

    Why continue to let someone who spends only 5 minutes in your private room chat chat chat with you all night. Dont let quiet peepers or even paying members lurk in your room for hours. Ask them if they would like to go pvt, if they dont, kindly say "will catch up with you another night then babe veryyy busy in here tonight" Dont wait up for me" If they do not leave on their own accord, kick. They will return but they will get the point that they cannot "hang out and loiter" in your room all night long. Remember these guys are here for entertainment purposes, you will become their entertainment fix for hours if you let them. Don't let them!

    8. Lounge lizards - I rarely if ever talk but visit your room almost every day. Ill just sit there even if you greet me verbally or by typing. If you kick me, I come back and wordlessly continue sitting. BLOCK! AGAIN they are getting hours of entertainment for free just watching you, do not let them. It is not always about wanking, it is about entertainment. You have become their TV, and they will sit in front of your boob tube on their lazy asses all night long if you let them. Don't let them!

    9. WAT UP MA type - TYPES IN CAPSLOCKS, doesn't really spend money, probably 18-23 years old. I usually end up slipping and using old slang that no one uses anymore, thus revealing my true social status. I frequently gets desperate and throw out hip hop artist names or insults. Look out for: Y U AINT PLAYIN GUCCI MAINE? I WANT TO SEE YOU DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT, U GETTIN JIGGY OVER DER, MA?! WAT U MEAN NO ONE SAYS DAT ANYMORE - FUCK YOU YOU SANCTIMONIOUS TROLLOP

    BLOCK! Don't get desperate, don't lower yourself to their uneducated level. No comebacks necessary as this dude makes an ass of himself enough!

    10. I want to meet youuuuuuuuuuuu - I ask too many location questions, I send my contact info over and over again, I say I'd rather have "the real thing" and type in many winks. I sometimes go hard and offer different payment methods like Western Union but scram if you call my bluff. I often pose as a porn studio, photographer, graphic designer, model recruiter, or cam site poacher - which by translation means: "FREE SHOW PUH-LEAZE" or "WANNABE PIMP". I sometimes shape-shift from one your regulars which bums you out since I didn't seem like a dumbass from the get go.

    If they pay, let them, but always deny their attempts to meet you. Do not lead them on or you will find yourself a psycho on your hands! If you find them going from winner to loser, block!

    11. Armchair Psychologists - genuinely wants to know why you do this, asks too many followup questions. Big on complimenting your intelligence and personality. Maybe wants to save you but I've got to do it while my dick is out and I'm pumping furiously away... I am more likely to spend money than the rest, so I am dramatically less annoying then all of the others. I also have a lot of hangups about being on this site and sometimes may guilt trip you about it while I am trying to save you... and masturbate.

    I get alot of these for some reason. I will chat with them all night long and usually make up pity stories that they assume about you anyways. Some of the best payers! Wants to save you! Make them save you with their wallets. They want to hear they are your knight and shining armor. When they come in tell them ty for rescuing meee! It was bad out there! A "I need help with my rent" will get you nice LONGGGGGGGGGG show with this one every now and then. Will guilt trip you. Do not let the guilt trips get to you. MINDFUCK THEM BACK! It works! I usually do it with a "I do not force you to be here" "Why are you so mad at me" "Please do not take out your anger on me" "I come here for NSA fun not to get into all of the drama of a relationship I am sure you are here for the same reasons, so lets have some fun"


    12. LIKE MY DICK?! CAN YOU SEE MY PENIS? YOU WATCHING ME BB?! I AM SO HARD - LOOK AT MY COCK. MMMM MY COCK, YOU LIKE THAT SWEETIE?! MAAAAHHH DIIIIICCCCCK LOOK AT IT!! - Self-explanatory. I send you pictures of my dick or turn on my cam in free (depends on what site you're on). I have some kind of obsessive fixation with my cock and I never spend money. I should just watch gay porn since I am so obsessed with cock, but for some reason I am on this site... I leave whenever you ask to be tipped or suggest we go private, why you gotta kill my BIG HARD DICK BUZZ.

    Dont allow anyone to send you pics of themselves unless they have taken u private. If you get a " did you see my pics today bb?" NO I didnt, sorry I have been so busy I cannot answer my emails...Id rather have the real thing! Come and join me in Pvt CHAT" If they do not go BLOCK!


    Specific sub-culture of annoying:
    1. LOL WHY DO YOU TALK LIKE THAT - plagues American Black PSOs & cam girls rooms, asks girls why they talk white or "talk like that" or generally do not have a specific accent/cadence that the viewer expects. Contrary to popular belief, isn't always black themselves. Never spends money. NO MONEY, no free chatroom BLOCK! Simple as that! NO MONEY NO ATTENTION!

    2. Extremely specific fetishes - Oh great, you have a strap on? Do you have a neon green bulbous one that sprays fire? No. OK. Hmmm, I really want a girl to shave my head - oh great you have a buzzer? HOT! Do you have a black swimsuit? You do?! Great! How about leather floggers?! You do?! GREAT! Yellow kitchen gloves? FANTASTIC! A jar of organic creamy peanut butter?! AWESOME. Sweatpants to put on over swimsuit?! HOORAY. Some cat food you can sprinkle on the bed that you can throw at the cam like confetti?! THANK GOD! Oh man, I am so EXCITED! Oh wait... you don't have a dildo that breathes fire... sorry I am not interested.

    Time waster! Give them 3 questions, take charge, invite them to pvt chat! If they continue to ask questions, tell them you must kindly move on, and do so. BLOCK if they get out of hand
    It seems like after blocking all of the above, you will have no customers left, but you will...QUALITY CUSTOMERS WHO DO NOT WASTE UR TIME, GET TO THE POINT, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY RESPECT YOU AND YOUR TIME. YOU WILL HAVE LESS PEOPLE ABUSING YOUR FREE CHAT. THINK OF YOUR FREE CHAT ROOM LIKE AN OPEN STORE. YOU CANNOT HAVE LOITERERS IN FRONT OF YOUR STORE OR THEY WILL SCARE AWAY YOUR CUSTOMERS. YOU DONT NEED FREEBIE SEEKING BUMS IN FRONT OF YOUR STORE BECAUSE THEY WILL SCARE AWAY CUSTOMERS. IF CUSTOMER IS IN UR STORE BUT DOESNT BUY ANYTHING, YOU CAN CLOSE UP SHOP ON YOUR OWN FREE WILL!

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    Omg thanks for the video... sooo right on. I needed a good laugh to start my Monday!

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    Thanks for the laughs also guys. Very funny thread.

    Also the advice is appreciated but just so I'm not mistaken: I think most of us joking about it are able to control our rooms, just more speaking to the universal absurdity of camming (in freechat) as it often cracks me up.

    Good luck this week everyone!

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