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7. The "I took you private once" or "I take you private for just 5mins maybe once every 2 months" -and I repeatedly sit in your room and chat chat chat chat chat or send you messages. I also get "jealous" a lot and expect you to remember minute details of our time together and things I've told you that I like.
Why continue to let someone who spends only 5 minutes in your private room chat chat chat with you all night. Dont let quiet peepers or even paying members lurk in your room for hours. Ask them if they would like to go pvt, if they dont, kindly say "will catch up with you another night then babe veryyy busy in here tonight" Dont wait up for me" If they do not leave on their own accord, kick. They will return but they will get the point that they cannot "hang out and loiter" in your room all night long. Remember these guys are here for entertainment purposes, you will become their entertainment fix for hours if you let them. Don't let them!
8. Lounge lizards - I rarely if ever talk but visit your room almost every day. Ill just sit there even if you greet me verbally or by typing. If you kick me, I come back and wordlessly continue sitting. BLOCK! AGAIN they are getting hours of entertainment for free just watching you, do not let them. It is not always about wanking, it is about entertainment. You have become their TV, and they will sit in front of your boob tube on their lazy asses all night long if you let them. Don't let them!
9. WAT UP MA type - TYPES IN CAPSLOCKS, doesn't really spend money, probably 18-23 years old. I usually end up slipping and using old slang that no one uses anymore, thus revealing my true social status. I frequently gets desperate and throw out hip hop artist names or insults. Look out for: Y U AINT PLAYIN GUCCI MAINE? I WANT TO SEE YOU DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT, U GETTIN JIGGY OVER DER, MA?! WAT U MEAN NO ONE SAYS DAT ANYMORE - FUCK YOU YOU SANCTIMONIOUS TROLLOP
BLOCK! Don't get desperate, don't lower yourself to their uneducated level. No comebacks necessary as this dude makes an ass of himself enough!
10. I want to meet youuuuuuuuuuuu - I ask too many location questions, I send my contact info over and over again, I say I'd rather have "the real thing" and type in many winks. I sometimes go hard and offer different payment methods like Western Union but scram if you call my bluff. I often pose as a porn studio, photographer, graphic designer, model recruiter, or cam site poacher - which by translation means: "FREE SHOW PUH-LEAZE" or "WANNABE PIMP". I sometimes shape-shift from one your regulars which bums you out since I didn't seem like a dumbass from the get go.
If they pay, let them, but always deny their attempts to meet you. Do not lead them on or you will find yourself a psycho on your hands! If you find them going from winner to loser, block!
11. Armchair Psychologists - genuinely wants to know why you do this, asks too many followup questions. Big on complimenting your intelligence and personality. Maybe wants to save you but I've got to do it while my dick is out and I'm pumping furiously away... I am more likely to spend money than the rest, so I am dramatically less annoying then all of the others. I also have a lot of hangups about being on this site and sometimes may guilt trip you about it while I am trying to save you... and masturbate.
I get alot of these for some reason. I will chat with them all night long and usually make up pity stories that they assume about you anyways. Some of the best payers! Wants to save you! Make them save you with their wallets. They want to hear they are your knight and shining armor. When they come in tell them ty for rescuing meee! It was bad out there! A "I need help with my rent" will get you nice LONGGGGGGGGGG show with this one every now and then. Will guilt trip you. Do not let the guilt trips get to you. MINDFUCK THEM BACK! It works! I usually do it with a "I do not force you to be here" "Why are you so mad at me" "Please do not take out your anger on me" "I come here for NSA fun not to get into all of the drama of a relationship I am sure you are here for the same reasons, so lets have some fun"
12. LIKE MY DICK?! CAN YOU SEE MY PENIS? YOU WATCHING ME BB?! I AM SO HARD - LOOK AT MY COCK. MMMM MY COCK, YOU LIKE THAT SWEETIE?! MAAAAHHH DIIIIICCCCCK LOOK AT IT!! - Self-explanatory. I send you pictures of my dick or turn on my cam in free (depends on what site you're on). I have some kind of obsessive fixation with my cock and I never spend money. I should just watch gay porn since I am so obsessed with cock, but for some reason I am on this site... I leave whenever you ask to be tipped or suggest we go private, why you gotta kill my BIG HARD DICK BUZZ.
Dont allow anyone to send you pics of themselves unless they have taken u private. If you get a " did you see my pics today bb?" NO I didnt, sorry I have been so busy I cannot answer my emails...Id rather have the real thing! Come and join me in Pvt CHAT" If they do not go BLOCK!
Specific sub-culture of annoying:
1. LOL WHY DO YOU TALK LIKE THAT - plagues American Black PSOs & cam girls rooms, asks girls why they talk white or "talk like that" or generally do not have a specific accent/cadence that the viewer expects. Contrary to popular belief, isn't always black themselves. Never spends money. NO MONEY, no free chatroom BLOCK! Simple as that! NO MONEY NO ATTENTION!
2. Extremely specific fetishes - Oh great, you have a strap on? Do you have a neon green bulbous one that sprays fire? No. OK. Hmmm, I really want a girl to shave my head - oh great you have a buzzer? HOT! Do you have a black swimsuit? You do?! Great! How about leather floggers?! You do?! GREAT! Yellow kitchen gloves? FANTASTIC! A jar of organic creamy peanut butter?! AWESOME. Sweatpants to put on over swimsuit?! HOORAY. Some cat food you can sprinkle on the bed that you can throw at the cam like confetti?! THANK GOD! Oh man, I am so EXCITED! Oh wait... you don't have a dildo that breathes fire... sorry I am not interested.
Time waster! Give them 3 questions, take charge, invite them to pvt chat! If they continue to ask questions, tell them you must kindly move on, and do so. BLOCK if they get out of hand
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