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The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.





I get a lot of offers for management positions, graphic design, web design, IT, sales, consulting, videos... I'm happy though - so I don't really take up interest in any of them.
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Sales. And not even because my hustle is that good, just because when I describe in brief my life over the past 3 years (moving to foreign countries with no money, friends or job prospects) I'm told I'm more the sort of person they look to hire than the experienceless drones that graduate Uni every year. Strike one for the University of Life!![]()





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I have been asked three times if I wanted to be a magician's assistant.





Omg, I've been asked that before...a long, long time ago...lol
I think that would be awesome though.
other than that, nothing cool really.
Been offered to be a waitress at a couple of guy's restaurants back in Vegas.
I've been told I'd make an awesome bartender (on a daily basis..lol), but never any job offers...I would've jumped all over that.





For some odd reason I was often offered low level jobs. Let's see, I was offered a nursing assistant, cashier and fast food worker jobs. Oh and I was sometimes offered receptionist and secretarial jobs. For some unexplained reason many customer thought I was unskilled though in my later part dancing I had a degree and a "real" job (radio dj and pr specialist).





Usually Office Admin. I get that....a LOT. I think the business men like to fantasize about me working at the front desk...and then under their desk. I'm usually told I remind them of Christina Hendricks from Mad Men in the same breath. Then they'll say something like "Seriously...My firm is hiring, I have a card....". I'll always take the card, but never apply. I have a degree in Office Admin, but I much prefer dancing.
I've gotten waitressing and bartending offers from various customers. One prof. told me I could be his TA for some english class. IDK....





I've been offered bartending and modeling jobs. I'm still in college, so most guys just lecture me on staying in school.




I've been offered 2 bartending jobs neither of which actually happened when I pursued them. in both cases the guys were like "yeah I work at this big club you could make like 500 a night just serving beer I could totally get you the job" and it turned out they were full of shit.
Sales & marketing, which seriously does not surprise me; I've been in one or the other almost my whole life.
Promo Modeling,receptionist,and selling jewelry for Dirty Pretty Things.
I'M A HUSTLA HOMIE!!!





i get told all the time i should work in sales. that comment annoys me though. mostly said by sales guys who are instead of going for shows stand there and analyse my sales tactics etc
bah
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i got offered bartending work by some dude who apparently has a bar in another city to give me 'a real chance at a decent job'
i was meant to lunch with a producer [i do costume] but he never emailed back once he found out i have a bf.
i try and avoid following it through. they could only be fishing to get your personal info, have you look hot around the office, then rub in every chance they get they 'rescued you from a strip club'
its just like dating customers you meet in the club. never done it, dont plan to. you will always be 'the stripper' before 'coworker' or 'girlfriend'
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I've gotten promotional job offerings before...I took somebody up on one and it turned out absolutley horrible...Never again! I've decided if I want to do something outside of dancing I will go about finding it myself. When they meet you in a strip club you will always be seen as a stripper to them and they think they can pull extra shit over on you!!!.....which they CAN'T![]()
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Yeah, I get secretary and PA a lot. Been offered waitressing and bar tending jobs a few times which I just laugh at. Had a lot of guys tell me I should be an escort because "that's where the money is" - yeah, nothing to do with the fact there's no other way you'd ever get a chance with me.
Do guys really think we'd have trouble getting one of these jobs? They never seem to realise we're strippers because we want to be and we make at least double then they offer us (except maybe escorts, but if I wanted to escort I would, I don't so I remain a stripper).
Now that I would seriously consider. I frickin' LOVE magic shows!Originally Posted by strippername
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Oh yeah I forgot recording artist! Ha! Since todays music industry is all abt looks and branding and not actual talent! Not saying I don't have any but those guys def based the offer off my looks.
I'M A HUSTLA HOMIE!!!



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haven't gotten many. but i would never mislead anybody into thinking i'm reliable enough to offer a real job to. i couldn't even work at a club that had a schedule, and i'm honest about it. i'm smart. if i wanted to hunker down and get serious and be a morning person, i fucking would.
some guy tipped me onstage with his card wrapped in a couple bucks a few shifts back, told me he wanted to hire me to model for an ad for some custom guitar company he owns. whatev dude. if you wanna take closeup pics of my pussy, we can go in a private room and you can tip me. i'm cool with perverts who can keep it in the club. but don't bullshit me with a psuedo legit offer that would require me to give you my real name and social security number.
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I usually get asked to be a business partner/manager/sales representative. I've had numerous guys that have gotten rooms with me offer me opportunities to become part owner in their recently established business.
And like everyone, I've been offered jobs in modeling/escorting/porn. The funniest was when a drug dealer I use to be friends with told me that we should work together because I'd be able to smuggle coke easily on my body.




I wasnt offered it by a customer but when I graduated college I went to a jobfair and the cia was there so I sent in an application. It takes like 4 interviews and 6 months of hell to train. Not when youre bipolar, have add and have an addiction to getting naked for money!




Keep the cards and give it a shot if you want. But I've never had great long-term luck in any job where people knew I got it as a stripper. Its one of those things you are going to have to keep mum about at some point. Trust me, my friend, you just are, the evidence is overwhelmingly in favor. People just can't get over the sex worker stigma.

Lets see, the fan favorite right now are sales (usually pharmaceutical), and marketing gigs.
I also get a lot of "you should be a model/let me be your agent" & "let me take care of you" sugar daddy offers (which really isn't a SD set up since sex is expected).
For a change in events I was recently offered something that's actually in my field - this thread is like, perfect timing - and it's the first time I'll be pursuing an ITC offer. Unfortunately, I don't think it's going to go anywhere which really sucks but I've got to at least try!





Ive have offers of people being willing to read and publish what I write, Journalist, and editor/copy editor.
I have a degree in English.
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