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    Only in America do we combine two of the greatest creations ever: boobs and booze. The inventor should get the Nobel Prize.

    "There’s now a perfect gift for the girl who has everything -- including a desire to secretly drink while simultaneously getting a breast lift, the New York Daily News reported Thursday.


    The Wine Rack, a sports bra with a plastic “bladder” that can hold an entire bottle of wine, is featured at the BaronBob.com website. “You won’t find this at Victoria’s Secret,” Paul Krasulja of BaronBob boasted to the paper

    “I don’t consider it fine looking lingerie. But it is a good looking piece.”


    He won’t get many arguments about the good looking part. Basically the $29.95 device is a black sports bra with a polyurethane bladder inside and a drinking tube long enough to sip from. Add liquid, and the website promises you will “turn an A cup into double D’s.”

    And where, exactly, would you want to sport this piece of equipment? The website suggests filling it with wine or cocktails and wearing it to “movies, concerts, ball games, even PTA meetings.”


    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...k-doubles-bra/


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    Ridiculous.

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    I'd actually like one. I hate festivals that charge a fortune to get in, you're not allowedto bring alcohol in and beer costs 4x as much as usual. They're not gonna search your boobs to see if they're full of wine!

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    Quote Originally Posted by charlie61 View Post
    Ridiculous.
    Not if you go to football games where booze is not sold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    Not if you go to football games where booze is not sold.
    Thank you for reminding me of why I've never been to a football game.

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    Only a man would think of this.................
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    ^ I don't think any normal man would think of that. It takes a very...special...kind of man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by charlie61 View Post
    ^ I don't think any normal man would think of that. It takes a very...special...kind of man.
    One who deserves the Nobel Prize.
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    Default Re: The Wine Rack

    I've seen this before. I googled the term "fish bra" at one point (looking for inspirations for a costume), & someone had used a similar idea to put real goldfish in! Anyhow, they were comparing the two. This is just odd though.
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    If it is ok with spices then fine....... Other wise hot wine.... Blech.

    Hot mulled wine... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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