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HAHAHAHAHA OMG!!!!!!
wow, this made my night.
The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.





Assuming the ex in question has pubic hair for the crabs to nest in -_-
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest





^i think that you can get crabs even if shaved, but it is harder.
could be wrong though.
The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.
I hope I never piss anybody that would do this..omg





Don't tempt me, my ex pissed me off a lot!
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest





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Last edited by Athenathefabulous; 02-25-2011 at 09:03 AM.
The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.





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Last edited by Athenathefabulous; 02-25-2011 at 09:03 AM.
The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.





I wouldn't mind giving it to his ex cause she's so fat she can't even see her pubes...
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest
I started getting weird ideas.. esp if you work in a SC.. eh but its fake
"We here at CrabRevenge.com take no responsibility for any actions taken by our customers in their quest for revenge. Our product is only a prank item and therefore it should be treated as such. You are joking? Then so are we? Our product is not meant to be taken seriously"
This one is similar
http://www.shitsenders.com/





Wow .......... Pink fiber glass insulation is as bad as crabs........... Just sayin.




Whilst I laughed out loud at this - I REALLY hope that this Site is closed down, and the owners prosecuted on Public Health Grounds, as soon as possible..........it'll be anthrax next.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
"Good Girls keep diaries....Bad Girls don't have the time..!!"





This just sounds gross to me but hey whatever floats one's boat. I'd rather just post profiles for ex's that did me wrong on a gay dating site but that's just me.








The idea is amusing, but it really shouldn't be legal. Crabs are really an infectious disease, so I have no idea why it's OK to release the disease to spread around to others. It's a threat to society, albeit maybe not a huge one like polio or something. It's just the idea of intentionally spreading diseases (which might unintentionally spread to other people in turn).
* that said, if someone pissed ME off badly enough, then rules were made to be broken...





In all seriousness, the best revenge is bad karma heading their way. Your hands stay clean.
I was gonna say...this sounds funny, and if it could be controlled to just the person you want to "get" then whatever...but crabs are a communicable disease. What if the victim of the revenge sleeps with a random innocent person and that person gets crabs?
If that's not a gag site, if it's for real, they're asking to be sued.
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