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    HAHAHAHAHA OMG!!!!!!

    wow, this made my night .
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Default Re: Crabs for Revenge?

    Assuming the ex in question has pubic hair for the crabs to nest in -_-
    "Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
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    ^i think that you can get crabs even if shaved, but it is harder.

    could be wrong though.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    I hope I never piss anybody that would do this..omg

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    Don't tempt me, my ex pissed me off a lot!
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    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Athenathefabulous View Post
    if i could find a way to give it to him wihtout ever having to do some sort of sexual contact with him, honestly, yes. he deserves worse. he basically took advantage of me because i was a naive 19 yr old and too stupid to realize that he was a pathological liar and a piece of shit. he pretended to have cancer to guilt me into staying and paying his bills.

    crabs would be just a small, albeit hilarious, chip into the vengeance he deserves .
    This sounds more like a job for gonorrhea.

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    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    I wouldn't mind giving it to his ex cause she's so fat she can't even see her pubes...
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    I started getting weird ideas.. esp if you work in a SC.. eh but its fake

    "We here at CrabRevenge.com take no responsibility for any actions taken by our customers in their quest for revenge. Our product is only a prank item and therefore it should be treated as such. You are joking? Then so are we? Our product is not meant to be taken seriously"

    This one is similar
    http://www.shitsenders.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kisca View Post
    I started getting weird ideas.. esp if you work in a SC.. eh but its fake

    [This one is similar
    http://www.shitsenders.com/
    The shit of the month..lol

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    Wow .......... Pink fiber glass insulation is as bad as crabs........... Just sayin.

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    Whilst I laughed out loud at this - I REALLY hope that this Site is closed down, and the owners prosecuted on Public Health Grounds, as soon as possible..........it'll be anthrax next.
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    This just sounds gross to me but hey whatever floats one's boat. I'd rather just post profiles for ex's that did me wrong on a gay dating site but that's just me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kellydancer View Post
    This just sounds gross to me but hey whatever floats one's boat. I'd rather just post profiles for ex's that did me wrong on a gay dating site but that's just me.
    ...or fill their bed with good old-fashioned itching powder....
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    Quote Originally Posted by pussyinboots View Post
    ...or fill their bed with good old-fashioned itching powder....
    That reminds of one of my favorite shows.

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    The idea is amusing, but it really shouldn't be legal. Crabs are really an infectious disease, so I have no idea why it's OK to release the disease to spread around to others. It's a threat to society, albeit maybe not a huge one like polio or something. It's just the idea of intentionally spreading diseases (which might unintentionally spread to other people in turn).

    * that said, if someone pissed ME off badly enough, then rules were made to be broken...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athenathefabulous View Post
    if i could find a way to give it to him wihtout ever having to do some sort of sexual contact with him, honestly, yes. he deserves worse. he basically took advantage of me because i was a naive 19 yr old and too stupid to realize that he was a pathological liar and a piece of shit. he pretended to have cancer to guilt me into staying and paying his bills.

    crabs would be just a small, albeit hilarious, chip into the vengeance he deserves .

    (this is a different ex than the one in the other thread who is dating the creature).
    You can get him really drunk to do it.

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    In all seriousness, the best revenge is bad karma heading their way. Your hands stay clean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LibraSnake View Post
    The idea is amusing, but it really shouldn't be legal. Crabs are really an infectious disease, so I have no idea why it's OK to release the disease to spread around to others. It's a threat to society, albeit maybe not a huge one like polio or something. It's just the idea of intentionally spreading diseases (which might unintentionally spread to other people in turn).

    * that said, if someone pissed ME off badly enough, then rules were made to be broken...
    I was gonna say...this sounds funny, and if it could be controlled to just the person you want to "get" then whatever...but crabs are a communicable disease. What if the victim of the revenge sleeps with a random innocent person and that person gets crabs?

    If that's not a gag site, if it's for real, they're asking to be sued.

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