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    HUNTINGTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- A motorized shopping cart took a detour to a strip club after it was stolen from a Wal-Mart in Huntington early Monday morning.
    West Virginia State Police have charged Billie Jo Stevenson, 36, and Jonathan Lee Misner, 34, with grand larceny and public intoxication. According to the criminal complaint, a customer spotted a man driving the motorized shopping cart west on U.S. 60 as a woman walked behind. A W.Va. State Trooper found the cart abandoned along U.S. 60 near a strip club.
    A short time later, two Cabell County Sheriff Deputies say they watched the pair leave the club and walk across U.S. 60 to where the motorized cart was left. The Deputies said that Stevenson then got on the on the cart and started driving away.
    Both are being held in the Western Regional Jail on $11,000 bond each.
    They are scheduled to be in court next Monday.

    Sounds like a fun night in WV thought. I could probably drive a cart from the Walmart off 68 to Excaliber. Hmmm
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    Wow. This totally made my day.
    Do you have a link to the original article so I can pass this gem along?
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    Quote Originally Posted by fast tan77 View Post
    HUNTINGTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- A motorized shopping cart took a detour to a strip club after it was stolen from a Wal-Mart in Huntington early Monday morning.
    West Virginia State Police have charged Billie Jo Stevenson, 36, and Jonathan Lee Misner, 34, with grand larceny and public intoxication. According to the criminal complaint, a customer spotted a man driving the motorized shopping cart west on U.S. 60 as a woman walked behind. A W.Va. State Trooper found the cart abandoned along U.S. 60 near a strip club.
    A short time later, two Cabell County Sheriff Deputies say they watched the pair leave the club and walk across U.S. 60 to where the motorized cart was left. The Deputies said that Stevenson then got on the on the cart and started driving away.
    Both are being held in the Western Regional Jail on $11,000 bond each.
    They are scheduled to be in court next Monday.

    Sounds like a fun night in WV thought. I could probably drive a cart from the Walmart off 68 to Excaliber. Hmmm
    rofl...classic. West Virginia, booze, Walmart, and someone named Billie Jo. xD

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