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    Default How do you say "Do you want a dance?" in spanish?

    I worked for the first night at a club with a lot of hispanic customers. I've been mulling over how to sell to them. It occurred to me that I'm always jealous of the foreign girls that just say "you want me dance for you?" and get dance after dance this way. Well here is my chance to be the foreign chick! So how do I say "Do you want me to dance for you?" in spanish? A sexy cute way, not just textbook translation.
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    Default Re: How do you say "Do you want a dance?" in spanish?

    Quieres un baile?

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    Dame tu dinero, pendejo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    Dame tu dinero, pendejo.

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    Default Re: How do you say "Do you want a dance?" in spanish?

    This isn't especially cute or whatever, but I usually just say "Quieres un baile?"
    I've honestly never sold a dance to a guy I had to speak Spanish with, even if I hung out and chatted them up a little first... but then again I've only had to do that a couple times. Hopefully you'll have better luck!

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    Watch out if they ask you "Cuanto para sexo?" Tell them "Lo siento yo no tengo mis antejos"
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    Some helpful phrases
    No me toque, pendejo- Don't touch me, asshole/dumbass
    Don't stick your finger in my asshole-No meter el dedo en el culo
    Keep your dick in your pants-Mantenga su pene en los pantalones
    No I will not suck your dick for $20 -No no voy a chupar su pene por $ 20
    That's not good-No es bueno, okey
    Don't lick my tits or I will bash your skull in-No lamer mis tetas o voy a golpear su
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    Fuck you-chinga tu madre
    Kiss my ass-Bésame el culo
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    This is based on my day to day interactions with our customers -_-
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    Default Re: How do you say "Do you want a dance?" in spanish?

    any response for when they ask for discounts?

    the thing i've noticed about latino men, either they'll spend or they won't. either they'll be respectful or they won't. the spenders usually speak english well enough that you don't need to know spanish. the more they try to touch you for free, the less likely they'll spend any money at all. not even a dollar.

    the cheap ones usually know that there is straight up sex available for a comparable price, and a blow job for even cheaper. usually from trafficked women who don't keep any of the money and are basically fuck machines in order for their pimp to make lots of money at such cheap prices. but they don't care. so don't expect them to care about you either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by she sells sanctuary View Post
    any response for when they ask for discounts?

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    Vete a la mierda hijo de puta barata que
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    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    Some helpful phrases
    No me toque, pendejo- Don't touch me, asshole/dumbass
    Don't stick your finger in my asshole-No meter el dedo en el culo
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    Don't lick my tits or I will bash your skull in-No lamer mis tetas o voy a golpear su
    cráneo en
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    Default Re: How do you say "Do you want a dance?" in spanish?

    this is what i usually say: "yo quiero quitar mi ropa" -- i want to take off my clothes. if they ask how much: "solo es veinte" (its only 20), or "solo es treinta (its only 30). if they ask where "alla"- point to the LD area. alla means here, but keep in mind this is spanish, so this is not pronounced all-a, but aya (or aja if you speak the dialect that i speak).

    other phrases i use a lot:
    if they say no to a dance, pout and say "pero no queiro llevar me ropa! yo prefiero estar desnuda" (but i dont want to wear my clothes. i prefer to be naked).

    if you want to go classic wanna dance with a bit of emphasis on the sexy: "yo quiero darte un baile muy sexi" ( i want to give you a sexi dance). also "yo quero darte un baile sin ropa" (i want to give you a dance without my clothes).

    "yo quiero mostarte mis tetas in el cuarto privato" (i want to show you my tits in the private room).



    and "no puedes tocarme." - you cant touch me. and "los manos necesitan quedar aque" (your hands must stay here, and move them to their sides or behind their head or wherever you would prefer their hands to be that is not on your tit.)

    in general, if you can master these, try to make sure that when you say them your voice goes up and down a lot and is very expressive. and use sexy eyes and definitely use the sexy beckon with your finger. although i am fairly fluent in spanish, i often find that i can close sales by only using the aforementioned phrases. some customers require me to build rapport, but if you arent able to speak conversational spanish you will be SOL with those customers. But for those who are easily enchanted with a white girl giving googly eyes and saying a phrase or two in spanish, this should be enough to get you by.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Athenathefabulous View Post
    this is what i usually say: "yo quiero quitar mi ropa" -- i want to take off my clothes. if they ask how much: "solo es veinte" (its only 20), or "solo es treinta (its only 30). if they ask where "alla"- point to the LD area. alla means here, but keep in mind this is spanish, so this is not pronounced all-a, but aya (or aja if you speak the dialect that i speak).

    other phrases i use a lot:
    if they say no to a dance, pout and say "pero no queiro llevar me ropa! yo prefiero estar desnuda" (but i dont want to wear my clothes. i prefer to be naked).

    if you want to go classic wanna dance with a bit of emphasis on the sexy: "yo quiero darte un baile muy sexi" ( i want to give you a sexi dance). also "yo quero darte un baile sin ropa" (i want to give you a dance without my clothes).

    "yo quiero mostarte mis tetas in el cuarto privato" (i want to show you my tits in the private room).



    and "no puedes tocarme." - you cant touch me. and "los manos necesitan quedar aque" (your hands must stay here, and move them to their sides or behind their head or wherever you would prefer their hands to be that is not on your tit.)

    in general, if you can master these, try to make sure that when you say them your voice goes up and down a lot and is very expressive. and use sexy eyes and definitely use the sexy beckon with your finger. although i am fairly fluent in spanish, i often find that i can close sales by only using the aforementioned phrases. some customers require me to build rapport, but if you arent able to speak conversational spanish you will be SOL with those customers. But for those who are easily enchanted with a white girl giving googly eyes and saying a phrase or two in spanish, this should be enough to get you by.
    perfect!!! I constantly get guys talking to me in spanish even though I'm clearly white. now I'll at least have some clue what to say to them instead of saying "no...I don't speak spanish DO YOU WANT A LAP DANCE? LAP...DANCE???"

    I've been listening to some spanish tapes but saying "hi how are you how is the weather" isn't going to get my very far in the strip club

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    Default Re: How do you say "Do you want a dance?" in spanish?

    ^ You'll fine that even BASIC phrases will help though ! Even if you can't speak much, it shows that you are TRYING.

    Estoy Appriendo Espanol is another good one ( this means "I'm learning spanish "...but don't dock me for spelling though).

    With the tapes you have ..... I use them A LOT in my car, but the initial steps ( learning basic phrases ) are HARD. Once you learn how to express your needs / wants ( like a toddler ) , you will start to add more .

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    More helpful phrases
    You can't touch my pussy for $1-no se puede tocar mi panocha por $ 1!
    I will not have sex with you for $100-No voy a tener sexo con usted por $ 100
    Could you please remove your large belt buckle? It's digging into my skin-¿Podría usted por favor retire su cinturón de hebilla grande? Se clava en la piel.
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    And Spanish for when I get home:
    Ay papi!
    Mas duro, papi!
    Me gusta tu chorizo grande!
    ¿Quieres joder?
    Dame tu dinero, pendejo
    Quiero chupar el chorizo
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    ¿Alguien quiere verme chupar su chorizo?
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    Te quiero mucho, mijo.
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    Very basic convo stuff:

    What's your name?- "?Como te llamas?"
    My name is Serena- "Me llamo Serena"
    Where are you from?- "?De donde eres?"
    I'm from (wherever)- "Yo soy de (wherever)"
    How old are you?- "?Cuantos anos tienes?"
    I'm 25 years old- "Yo tengo veinte-cinco anos"

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    Don't stick your finger in my asshole-No meter el dedo en el culo
    This phrase... quite useful with the Spanish speaking population.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SerenaSin View Post
    I'm 25 years old- "Yo tengo veinte-cinco anos"
    to any non spanish speakers reading this: make sure that you understand that for 'anos' as in years, the n is the n with the tilda on top... meaning pronounced an-yos.

    anos without the tilda actually means anuses. so you would be saying that you have 25 anuses . which actually might help you get a dance .
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    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Athenathefabulous View Post
    to any non spanish speakers reading this: make sure that you understand that for 'anos' as in years, the n is the n with the tilda on top... meaning pronounced an-yos.

    anos without the tilda actually means anuses. so you would be saying that you have 25 anuses . which actually might help you get a dance .
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    ^^lolz. must have 18 anuses to drink across the border?

    shit, my one chocolate starfish wouldnt cut it .
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    No lamer mi ano, por favor-don't lick my anus, please
    Tengo 25 años de edad- I am 25 years old

    The tilda is the squiggly thing on top of the n and the pronunciation and placement of it can make all the difference.

    Why is it that every time Spanish speaking customers are involved, anuses get brought up? Just an observation?

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    The last time Chris went to go pick me up at work, a Spanish speaking customer giggled and slipped him a note in Spanish.... "me llaman papi chulo" with a number. He asked me "What does this say?" I told him he just got hit on. He was not amused
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