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    Default Re: How do you say "Do you want a dance?" in spanish?

    Also if they give you shit about money (i.e they try to stiff you saying they only got 1 dance when they got 2, etc) get a bouncer or management. don't try to solve it yourself.
    One time I did 5 dances. I informed the customer at the beginning of each new dance in English and Spanish. He kept nodding his assent. at the end of the dances he tried saying he had only gotten 3. I lost my temper after a heated discussion and threatened to call "La migra" if he didn't pay me for the full amount. The only problem is the whole damn club heard me and there was a mass exodus of patrons. I got yelled at for that.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpYPXnuBZdg

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    LOL at Tempest, I too once threatened to call La Migra on a customer. Thought I was the only one

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    Quote Originally Posted by neliana View Post
    LOL at Tempest, I too once threatened to call La Migra on a customer. Thought I was the only one

    LOL did you get your $$$$$$
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    Hah one time I did a dance for a latino and he gave me a $100 bill. I tried the best I could to communicate "all this for me?" and he was nodding yes. A half hour later the manager charges over to me, irate that I was cheating customers. Apparently the guy found someone to translate for him and decided to make a big deal about me taking the money. Like.. seriously? I tried to give you change, wtf.
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    Honestly, I have to deal with too much bullshit from this sector.
    I'm not saying all Latinos are the same, because I have some wonderful, respectful Latino customers, but by and large they don't tip, or if they do, they try to finger your asshole/pussy for $1!!!! During the dances I spend more time dodging and wiggling away from their tongue than actually dancing.
    They always want to know if "el sexo" is possible and if so, "cuanto"
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    They aren't all the same. At The Lodge, there are a lot of rich guys from Mexico City that come up for the weekend to blow money. Such delightfully easy money... ahh...
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    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    LOL did you get your $$$$$$

    Yup I believe I got all 20 bucks from him! lol. I've had some really awesome latino customers too, but the ones around here tend to be really aggressive about licking and grabbing!

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    Yesterday one of them rolled up a $5 bill and stuck it in his crotch. He expected me to "retrieve" it with my teeth. -_- I asked him if the rolled up bill was bigger than his dick.
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    Wow this is helpful!
    Ive been wondering about this ALOT because for some reason hispanic guys seem to love me.
    thanks ladies!

    lol tempest you crack me up

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    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    Watch out if they ask you "Cuanto para sexo?" Tell them "Lo siento yo no tengo mis antejos"
    My answer: porque mejor no chingas a tu madre?!

    Translation: why don't you just fuck your mother?!





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    At the new club where I started they don't let them use their Matrícula Consular to get in so I wasn't having to dodge and wiggle fingers in my ano all night. WHEW!!!!!! Some clubs don't let them use them as valid ID's some do.
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    Default Re: How do you say "Do you want a dance?" in spanish?

    Quieras un Baile? - want a dance?

    cuanto? - how much?

    viente/vientecinco - $20/$25 (V is pronounced like a B in spanish)

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    Default Re: How do you say "Do you want a dance?" in spanish?

    Better way to say it: Quiero bailarte ahora (kyEHR-oh bII-LAR-teh ah-OR-ah)
    (I want to dance for you now)

    $xx per song: ___ dolares por cancion (___ DOH-lar-ehS por cahn-syOn)
    Or just leave off "dolares" because that is generally understood - (# por cancion)

    for one hour: por una hora (por OON-ah OR-ah)

    for half hour: por media hora (por MEH-dee-ah OR-ah)

    # songs for $xx: # canciones por __ dolares (# cahn-syOn-ehS por __ DOH-lar-ehS) Always say S like S not like Z

    1 = uno (oo-no)
    2 = dos (dOS)
    3 = tres (trehS)
    4 = quatro (kwah-tro)
    5 = cinco (seen-coh)
    6 = seis (sayS)
    7 = siete (syeh-teh)
    8 = ocho (oh-cho)
    9 = nueve (nweh-veh)
    10 = diez (dyehS - pronounce the Z like S)
    20 = veinte (vayn-teh - say the V sorta like a combo v/b)
    25 = veinticinco (vayn-tee-ceen-co)
    30 = treinta (trayn-tah)
    40 = quarenta (kwah-REN-tah)
    50 = cinquenta (seen-KWEN-tah)
    60 = sesenta (seh-SEN-tah)
    70 = setenta (seh-TEN-tah)
    80 = ochenta (oh-CHEN-tah)
    90 = noventa (no-VEN-tah)
    100 = cien (syen)
    200 = doscientos (doh-SYEN-tohS) - again say the S like S not Z
    300 = trescientos (treh-SYEN-tohS)
    400 = quatro cientos (kwah-tro SYEN-tOS)
    500 = quienientos (keen-YEN-tohS)


    If they say anything about "el amor" or "sexo" they're asking for sex. I always just say "no soy puta" (no soy poo-tah -- I'm not a whore). Quick and to the point. I might also add "soy bailarina" (soy bII-lah-REEN-ah -- I'm a dancer).


    I have to do stage now; I'll dance for you after. Wait for me: Tengo que bailar en tarima. Te bailo despues. Me esperas. (tehn-go keh bII-lar ehn tah-REE-mah. teh bII-loh dehS-pweS. meh eh-SPEH-rahS)

    I'm going to the bathroom: voy al bano (voy ahl BAH-nyoh)

    Nice to meet you: con mucho gusto (cohn moo-choh goo-stoh)
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    dame tu dinero pendejo
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