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    Hey girls this is my 1st post :-) I've been thinking about stripping for a while now & I've read probably every post on this forum lol...my job is cutting hours & with the holidays coming I really need the extra money, so I figure now is the time to go for it!

    I'm above average looking & I have a fairly nice body, just a tiny bit of a gut, but I've seen much worse at the clubs in my area! I'm thinking about going to a few clubs tonight & trying to audition, but I'm really nervous & just have a few questions!

    1. If I ask for a manager & tell them I want to dance, should I expect to audition right away, or be told to come back on another day?

    2. What should I wear? I really don't have anything I think is cute enough to dance in, but I'm on a budget & I don't want to invest a lot of $$$ right now.

    3. Shoes? I have a really cute pair of black strappy stilettos, probably a 4-inch heel. Do I really need to buy a pair of "stripper shoes" just to audition?

    4. Is it cool to drink before I go? I mean I don't want to be anywhere near drunk, but I feel like I'm so much more outgoing & confident with maybe 1 or 2 drinks in me!

    5. I have never even touched a pole before! Needless to say I won't be doing any tricks, so do I just stand up there & dance or what?

    Any and all feedback and advice is greatly appreciated!!!!!! Thanks!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CallMeJay View Post
    Hey girls this is my 1st post :-) I've been thinking about stripping for a while now & I've read probably every post on this forum lol...my job is cutting hours & with the holidays coming I really need the extra money, so I figure now is the time to go for it!

    I'm above average looking & I have a fairly nice body, just a tiny bit of a gut, but I've seen much worse at the clubs in my area! I'm thinking about going to a few clubs tonight & trying to audition, but I'm really nervous & just have a few questions!

    1. If I ask for a manager & tell them I want to dance, should I expect to audition right away, or be told to come back on another day?

    2. What should I wear? I really don't have anything I think is cute enough to dance in, but I'm on a budget & I don't want to invest a lot of $$$ right now.

    3. Shoes? I have a really cute pair of black strappy stilettos, probably a 4-inch heel. Do I really need to buy a pair of "stripper shoes" just to audition?

    4. Is it cool to drink before I go? I mean I don't want to be anywhere near drunk, but I feel like I'm so much more outgoing & confident with maybe 1 or 2 drinks in me!

    5. I have never even touched a pole before! Needless to say I won't be doing any tricks, so do I just stand up there & dance or what?

    Any and all feedback and advice is greatly appreciated!!!!!! Thanks!!!!!!
    Slow down, relax do yoga, pop a valium, do whatever it is you need to calm down. Check out a few youtube vids on pole dancing and floorwork before you go in. I think practicing for a few days will help you look good onstage.
    I think it will also help avoid the proverbial "deer in the headlights" look that is so common among newbies on their first audition. It's not cute or endearing. It just looks ridiculous, so avoid it if you can.
    I remember my first time.....I looked like a fucking moron.
    As for outfits, try your local adult novelty store or Hot Topic. Burlington Coat Factory also has some killer deals on lingerie.
    Worry about the stripper shoes after you get the job. Maybe buy a pair and practice walking at home before you audition.

    When you get hired avoid the whole chatterbox routine. Smile, be friendly, say hello all that nice stuff but don't be "Ohmygod, my name is Newbie x and I've always wanted to be a stripper, blah, blah!"
    I'm not saying you'll do it but I've seen a ton of newbs do it. I usually tell them to shut the fuck up.
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    thanks!

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    I would go to a stripper store and get an outfit and shoes before going in to audition. Don't drink and drive. Walk in the door and tell the door girl you are there to audition. A lot of clubs don't even have poles. You can youtube stripper moves to get a couple ideas of what to do. Look aloof while you are auditioning, if they want you to dance. Don't be trying too hard and giving the manager eyes. You might also try starting on day shift, they are more lenient about what girls they hire. It would be better to be hired day shift at a good club than night shift at a bad one. Ditto on the keeping your mouth shut. Keep your answers short and act cool!
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