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    hello i am a newbie as you are all well aware and I am here to gain knowledge and opinions from those of you whom have been here in my position before and i thank you ahead of time for your remarks, and views (although some of you may be sick to death of this lol).I have been puting myself through training little by little gaining alittle more knowledge and experience like an apprentice geisha hoping one day to become the real thing (hopefully very shortly too i am tired of being a broke ass!lol).i am currently practicing my flirtiness and custimer sevice on male and female custimers(usually when they're together or alone)and seeing how each respond to anything in particular so on and so forth and i feel i have gotten good i have also been working out and doing some dancing when i have the chance(i have also been looking at stage names and going to go get waxed soon).now here is where i ask for your honest opinion do i look the part?could i make good money?

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    oh yeah i forgot i am 5'2 1/2 i weigh 120-130.longish legs (for a short person).34c and best feature is my butt and legs or so i have been told.

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    You look great! Strippers come in all shapes and sizes, so there's no set standard that you should be measuring yourself up against. Have you ever been to a strip club? I recommend paying a visit to one you'd be interested in working asap to get a better idea of the business. I would also recommend just jumping in and starting. Practicing flirting on customer service customers isn't the same thing, and I feel like it may not be the best idea since it isn't expected in that field and could be taken the wrong way. Most of the skills you need stripping you learn on the job through trial and error, because they're so specific to you, your club, and your area. Good luck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shanna dior View Post
    You look great! Strippers come in all shapes and sizes, so there's no set standard that you should be measuring yourself up against. Have you ever been to a strip club? I recommend paying a visit to one you'd be interested in working asap to get a better idea of the business. I would also recommend just jumping in and starting. Practicing flirting on customer service customers isn't the same thing, and I feel like it may not be the best idea since it isn't expected in that field and could be taken the wrong way. Most of the skills you need stripping you learn on the job through trial and error, because they're so specific to you, your club, and your area. Good luck!
    thank you for your honest opion.i have been to strip clubs before i live in mn and i am thinking of working in minneapolis(not at the vu though)i was thinking of two places that is kinda blue collared.and i am 21 but i look 17 so i plan on playing the cuteness to my advabtage because it is just part of my personality.i will keep that in mind i guess i was trying to get across i was good at sales and it came out wrong so i will make sure to watch the other girls closely without looking like a wierdo lol.i am hoping to find a nice topless club with a pole though(unfortunately both the ones i have been looking at don't have one)something to focus into the act that and i have been practicing pole dancing just some easy-peasy basics

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    Awww...drat, the photo's gone. Welcome anyway!
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    alright so on monday i go to my interview at ricks.i hope all goes well given that it is amature night.so i will need to get a t-thong and some nice shoes hopefully at a discount...close to broke now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pussyinboots View Post
    Awww...drat, the photo's gone. Welcome anyway!
    well if you get nothing but people looking and no comments no point in keeping it up lol.

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    little nervous adutioning given that there is no pole and possiblity of no floor tricks but i will give it my all and shake my nice ass to the 200 prize and hopefully some singles hey on amature night are we allow to do lps?i could totally do that too if so!

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    Good luck! Amateur nights are often seasoned dancers trying to make some extra cash, so don't feel bad if you don't win or the other girls put on epic stage shows. Often, amateur night will also be management's way of auditioning girls, so there's a chance you could work afterwards. Bring a work bag just in case.

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