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    So does anyone on here have any stories about funny/odd customers? The other night when I was working this one guy was a clown (literally) And he made me a poodle shaped baloon and a heart one. Another guy (same night) was like religious jewish (ps im half jewish so i'm not judging him) hasidic I think.....bought a lap dance and at the same time wanted me to pour my heart out to him, cry out to God with him, let him pray for me and my family.......mind you he was in the lap dance room......can you say ackwarddd

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    I had a guy who wrote and committed to memory and would recite religious poetry. It was interesting. I don't know if I could handle that hasidic guy.

    The absolutely, unequivocally coolest and weirdest customer I ever met would leave money on the table and expect you to steal it from him when he went to the bathroom. That would most definitely be the weirdest. Oh, and he would leave a couple hundred bucks on the table to make it even more awesome. Best customer ever, hands down.

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    ^^ LOL at pseudo-stealing the money!


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    I've had the religious customers but it's not really awkward for me. Actually the "awkward" ones are the ones that I don't suspect at all have a fetish, & then it turns out to be something out of the blue... like the knee fetish customer.
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