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    "My dances are even hotter Let's go!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by xoAnnaBanana View Post
    THANK YOU for this!!!

    I never know how to respond to this when a guy goes "You're so hot, but I bet you get that a lot..." or "Honestly, you're the hottest girl in here..."

    Usually I just giggle and say thanks but I don't know where to go from there. This is so simple but effective!!!
    It's funny but I'm pretty sure I read that line on SW awhile back when another poster asked a similar question.. LOL

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    Guys dont like too much confidence, yet they dont like an insecure girl either. Theres no real satisfying them. Ive been recently accused by others of thinking "Im better than others". Thats funny to me bc I recognize that other girls r prettier, younger, much better at polework than me etc.. all the time. But heres where Im a little different: Ive been n the business for a while and with that comes a certain sense of familiartiy and security n the fact that hey Ive been doing this for quite a few years, I know I could use some improvement as could most other people, but Im going to hold my head high no matter what..Thats the attitude of a survivor in this business..But some people hate me for it..And really f [email protected]! There are days (not everyday of course) that I work with 19 year olds who sit there and stare and talk shit to customers (usually saying nasty things about how big my boobs r etc)while I run circles around them and make more money. Sometimes theres alot to say for having the experience n the business. But I must say I def dont have the energy to invest and put alot of time nto people these days. In no way am I perfect or doing everything just right. Business is so inconsistent. It seems like to every good nite there are another 5 nites thats r shitty..

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    so what about when they say, "you're so beautiful. but i bet guys tell you this all the time."

    how do you respond to that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaiarose View Post
    "My dances are even hotter Let's go!"
    i do something similar to this! i say "mmm im even hotter when i am naked. -pause to rub my boobs- lets go! -point to LD area-" pretty damn effective .
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Elusive21 View Post
    so what about when they say, "you're so beautiful. but i bet guys tell you this all the time."

    how do you respond to that?

    Ummmm.... "so is my naked body, want to see it?!" LOL..

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    And also "You're way too hot to be here" to which I usually answer "Really? So you would come and spend your hard earned money on unattractive strippers? I'm sure you only want the best of the best and in this place, it's ME. Let me show you some amazing private time in the back!"

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    threads about stupid/annoying/idiotic/asshole things customers say are a great reminder why i wanna fast forward three years of college and quit. i like dancing but its such a mindfuck bah
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    Quote Originally Posted by xoAnnaBanana View Post
    THANK YOU for this!!!

    I never know how to respond to this when a guy goes "You're so hot, but I bet you get that a lot..." or "Honestly, you're the hottest girl in here..."

    Usually I just giggle and say thanks but I don't know where to go from there. This is so simple but effective!!!
    I hate when a guy says "you're like the hottest girl in here". the first time I heard it I believed it but now I hear it so often that it seems like a pick up line. I KNOW I'm not the hottest girl at my club. I'm attractive by most standards, but there are girls who are just as attractive as I am and I don't like when customers put down the other girls.

    plus it's rare that a guy who says that buys a dance. at least in my experience. it's usually the young frat boys that come in and just get rowdy for a few hours and leave.

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    C - You know your hot right?

    Me - I guess not hot enough..

    C - But you are.

    me - If I was you wouldn't be telling me here, you would be taking advantage in vip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sananeko View Post
    c - you know your hot right?

    Me - i guess not hot enough..

    C - but you are.

    Me - if i was you wouldn't be telling me here, you would be taking advantage in vip.

    luv it!!! Lol:d

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    Quote Originally Posted by teaze View Post
    I completely agree. It's always the little college boy who makes that statement. I almost feel like telling them don't compliment unless you want a dance, better yet don't talk to me unless you are planning on getting some dances. What I hate are the drunk guys who try to have a drunken conversation with you but don't want dances and keep trying to get your attention after you leave just so you can sit and listen to him ask you the same exact questions over and over.

    I feel the same way. What about a drunk guy looking for his soulmate in th SC??? gimme a break

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    They are just trying to make conversation and since theyre brains are so small this is all they can think of. Who was I kidding thinking I wasnt going to drink at work this month... how else are we supposed to listen to this mindless dribble.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessie_tinydancer View Post
    They are just trying to make conversation and since theyre brains are so small this is all they can think of. Who was I kidding thinking I wasnt going to drink at work this month... how else are we supposed to listen to this mindless dribble.
    LOL every single time I go into work I'm like "I'm not gonna drink tonight" and I do REALLY well until a customer offers to buy me a drink and I'm like "wellllllll ok"
    my dancing does get substantially better when I'm tipsy though. and my ability to laugh at lame jokes. and ability to pretend I like people who actually disgust me. and my mood in general.
    I wish I had never started drinking at work. I never get drunk, I never have more than like 3 or 4 drinks because then I just get sloppy

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    ^ ughhh Im the same. Except for me its as soon as they open their mouths. Dont get me wrong I have a handful of intelligent, likeable customers but the rest are just seriously dumbasses.

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    definitely! too bad the likeable ones are very rarely the ones with enough money to buy hours and hours of CRs.

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    I hate that when they do the "you're too hot to be doing this"....what the hell!?!?! Would you seriously want to walk into a club with a bunch of butt ugly girls walking around half clothed?? I just don't get why they say that...I'm about to snap the next time someone says that! lol
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    ^^ just say youre too hot to work at mcdonalds too...

    i dont even tell myself im not drinking tonight. i just find a different way to justify it..... like its december and i dont have time for xmas parties so ill just make some money and get drunk...

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    I say as long you get straight to the point, drunk or not. You should be able to not waste too much time with questions..

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    Default Re: "You know you're hot"

    My least favourite is when they're like "do you give a good dance?" or "what makes you special" or "how do I know that you're the best"

    my response is always along the lines of "I'm really good, I never get complaints but I shouldn't have to prove myself to you since every girl is going to tell you she's amazing. So what's the point? No girl is going to say no I'm not the best..."

    I don't care if it loses me customers. Sorry but I'm not begging for dances.

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    Quote Originally Posted by luscious sadie View Post
    "do you give a good dance?"
    Do you tip well?
    Quote Originally Posted by luscious sadie View Post
    "what makes you special"
    What makes you different?
    Quote Originally Posted by luscious sadie View Post
    "how do I know that you're the best"
    Cause I can walk away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Purrfect View Post
    And also "You're way too hot to be here" to which I usually answer "Really? So you would come and spend your hard earned money on unattractive strippers? I'm sure you only want the best of the best and in this place, it's ME."
    I use a similar line, and boy, it sure works!!!!!





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    Quote Originally Posted by xGigi View Post
    I hate when a guy says "you're like the hottest girl in here". the first time I heard it I believed it but now I hear it so often that it seems like a pick up line. I KNOW I'm not the hottest girl at my club. I'm attractive by most standards, but there are girls who are just as attractive as I am and I don't like when customers put down the other girls.

    plus it's rare that a guy who says that buys a dance. at least in my experience. it's usually the young frat boys that come in and just get rowdy for a few hours and leave.
    don't you use a similar "arrogant hustle"? or not anymore?

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    I do the arrogant hustle style on occasion. it doesnt' come easy for me at times because that's not who I am AT ALL. before I started dancing I didn't even know if I was what most guys would consider hot. if I'm in a REALLY good mood I can pull off the arrogant hustle and when a guy's like "wow you're like the hottest girl in here" I'm like "I know. let's go for a dance NOW"

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