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AHHHHH!!! That is so completely hysterical and disgusting.
And I mean, come on. Shoplifting from a T. J. Maxx? Seriously, you would REALLY have to try to spend $2,600 there, much less steal it. If you're going to steal, why wouldn't you go steal nice things?
I think I can say with certainty that it is both impressive AND disgusting.





What the fuck. Creative ladies, creative. SMH.
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Eeeeeeee....Help! I can't stop laughing...like..I REALLY can't stop.....but this is SO ridiculous.
F**k...I'm gonna have to have a lay down....![]()
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Wow, aren't these alleged crimes. Right now there's no proof yet they want to newscast their faces. A manager could be just making it up.
That sounds crazy yes, but show me 1000 worth of stuff from tj. That would be at least a shopping cart. So what they are accused of sounds so unlikely.
Even if they are found not guilty they will have this be on the news and youtube forever.





Let me check to see if Chris's ex got arrested LOL well next time shit goes missing I'll check the fat bitches at work
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I think we all learned a lesson. That is if you want to be a thief get fat.



Nice. That's 30 min from where I live. We got some fat bitches here.









am I the only one who was hoping the video would show them actually shoving merchandise in their fat rolls?


That's so funny! Ewwww!!! The part theat cracked me up was the several pairs of BOOTS!! haha!!!
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How fat were these bitches? several pairs of boots![]()
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or a pair of jeans?! I know some fat fucks and I don't think they could hide entire articles of clothing in their fat...maybe a few socks.





There's no question...these bitches did it.. how is what I want to know. No "allegedly". They are guilty as sin. lol
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Too bad this doesn't get enforced in the clubs....
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
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How the hell would you hide boots? I mean jeans, I could see them wrapping them around or something... but boots. They probably could have gone away with it, if they didnt steal so much stupid crap... they probably took their time as well that the camera alread got em as they were leaving. Now that was probably a funny sight to the guards.
This is the definition of alleged. Now if any of us got wrongly arrested would you be cool with being on the news? But since we are in the sex business I would think you would understand that there should be some idea about "innocent till proven guilty". What if only one of them was actually stealing? Please explain how its even possible, no-one can! So clearly, no-one here knows all the facts.
I know that the police get a nice feel good funny story, and the news gets ratings and lots of hits. Thats a fact.





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I get that its funny, haha fat dumbasses!!!, Can you see for one bit that putting people on the internet and news for getting arrested may, just maybe, be a horrible thing.
I'm in New York and we don't do that here... I would guess it's more common in backwater FL. towns.
I'm with Kimshe..........Lots of hatin on fat bitches in this thread....
Saying these fat bitches are guilty....saying these fat bitches are stupid..
Kimshe is right, maybe these fat fucking bitches were just doing some shopping....holding some boots, and some jeans(probably jeans for huge bitches). And then these fat bitches needed to throw a couple of cheeseburgers down their fat fucking throats. You cant eat two fisted while your holding the lastest styles in gigantic bitch-ware. So what is a fat stupid bitch to do? You throw the jeans and boots under your fatass arms and big sloppy titties.
And then the cops come and hassle these giant piles of bitch.....and charge them with felonies....FOR NO REASON!!!
Keep preachin, Kimshe, fight the good fight!





Anyone wanna hear some fattie jokes?![]()
Those fucking heifers are guilty. No if ands or "butts".
Try sitting next to one of em on a plane or greyhound.
If I got so fucking obese that I could conceal that much merchandise in my fat rolls I think I would commit hara kiri with a harpoon.
I'll send em some twinkies and doughnuts in jail!
Hey they can use the "Twinkie defense" Being a fatass isn't all bad. They let some guy out of jail because the cell couldn't fit him so who knows. They may get a "get out of jail" free card.![]()
Hmmmmm *eyeing chocolate chip cookies*
Nah, if he wanted a fattie he would go stick his dick in that fugly fat bitch he was with before me.
Imma take my hot ass to the gym.
Toodles.
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