"What do you do besides THIS?"----They always say "this" like their appalled or something, if your that creeped out about it then don't come in! They say it like we've all got some crazy addiction or something and that we don't really have any lives outside of the strip club. I feel like some kind of dating profile when I'm sitting there listing off all my hobbies! lol.
"Are your boobs fake??"----First of all I'm a firm believer in you just don't ask a lady if something is real or not...you can compliment and if they want you to know then they will tell you. I don't mind telling people asking about boobs but when you just come out with "are you boobs FAKE!!" it sounds kind of asshole to me...there's plenty of nice ways to put it..sheez! I've also noticed the guys that talk like that are always the ones that don't spend money anyway which makes their behavior even more annoying.
"Do you color your hair??"---I color my hair platnium blonde and have natural dark hair so when I'm due for a color and it's only grown out about a few centimeters it can be quite noticeable but guys ONLY ask me if I color my hair when they are standing up looking directly at my roots growing in!!! lol!!! I normally say "No I don't color my hair at all, the dark contrasting roots your staring DIRECTLY at right now are just an illusion!"
"Who gives the best lap dances???"----"I don't know, I don't come in here getting lap dances from all of my co-workers!"
"So why do you work here?"
Or my personal favorite I will be having a conversation with someone about to seal the deal on getting a VIP dance and some drunk ass stumbles up to me slurring "What's that say on your arm???" (my tattoo) and when I ignore them for being rude they just keep asking and act like they are going to kill over dead if they don't know, it's so stupid! Get the hell out of here I'm about to get some dances from someone who is actually in here to spend money on lap dances rather than get liqoured up (and free load might i add). I mean what the hell this isn't a damn episode of "Miami Ink"!!!
Forgive me if I sound bitchy, I'm really not...I've just got pent up frustration from morons who come in and don't spend any money at all other than booze and stare and get a free show from the stage and turn down every dancer that asks for even the cheapest dance but yet thinks they can act like an ass while their there and let alone screw up girls getting dances from other guys who are spending money by interupting them for stupid stuff, insulting the other customer or even talking crap to the dancer and making her all frustrated to deal with other guys! They really should kick morons like this out but unfortunatley at my club they dont
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