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    Duh The "Most Annoying Customer Comments" Thread

    everyone has a pet peeve. when you hear it, after 473654 times over n over you contemplating walking out and never coming back.

    heres some & add more!


    'youre too hot to work here'

    'do you get really horny when you dance'

    'where do you live?'

    'where are you from'

    'oh youre from hungary are you hungry?'

    'you should work in sales'

    'what are you gonna do for me?'

    'but you can get 30 dollar handjobs down the road why would i pay 90 for just a dance'



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    Default Re: The "Most Annoying Customer Comments" Thread

    "Wow, you sure have a lot of tattoos"

    "Why do you have all those tattoos?"

    When I was using my real name..."Jessica isn't your real name, what's your real name?"....
    "It's fucking Butterfly...happy?!!"

    "I bet you make $1000's of dollars a night, huh?"....I fucking wish, I'd would've worked only 3 nights a month and be fine....

    "So what girl here gives the best dance?"....really?

    and I agree, I hate the:
    "you're too hot to work here"
    "you're better than this"
    "you're the hottest girl here"

    and I definitely agree with the:
    "Do you get horny when you dance?"


    Damn, I'm glad I don't hear that crap every day anymore LOL
    Although, I hear some annoying shit on cam.

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    youre very lucky. i probably have 3 more years of this arent you jealous?
    oh yeah theres a girl at my work with a gun tattood on her hip [her gstring goes through it] and everytime guys see they pretend pull a gun off their hip and aim it at her and like smile? if that makes sense?
    i see it happen to her all the time im just like (
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    "where do you live" makes my skin crawl every fucking time I hear it. why would you think that's okay to ask a stripper?

    "what do you do besides this?"
    I've NEVER been asked this at ANY. OTHER. JOB. when I worked at starbucks customers never asked me "so what do you do besides y'know...make lattes?" I feel like a guy could ask something along the lines of "what are your hobbies?" or "what do you do for fun?" saying "what do you do besides this?" makes it seem like we just come out and take our clothes off for fun.

    "what do I get?"
    after I ask a guy for a lap dance. wtf do you MEAN what do you GET? you get a lap dance, what do you expect. I STILL haven't come up with a good answer for this one.

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    OH &


    "so how much do you make?"

    "how old are you"
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    some asshole last night asked me if my nipples were hard when I was on stage or if they're always like that. yes, it's fucking freezing in here. I played it off and giggled and tried not to sound annoyed but then when he was like "so how much do you like sex?" I got pissed and stormed off. I was already edgy, but that question just came out of nowhere and seemed a little rude to me.

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    Are they real?
    Can I touch them to see if your telling the truth?
    Is that your real hair color?
    Can I look down there to see if its the truth?

    Now I question myself.. would anyone really miss this guy..

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    ^ yeah it would. its like when i open my mouth and straight away its like where you from where you from
    people try tell me its part of them try and make conversation but i think 98% a custy says is either rude or stupid
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    Quote Originally Posted by sananeko View Post
    Are they real?
    Can I touch them to see if your telling the truth?
    Is that your real hair color?
    Can I look down there to see if its the truth?

    Now I question myself.. would anyone really miss this guy..

    hahahaha can totally relate

    people insulting my intelligence makes my blood boil every time
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    Anything where the customer is trying to get out of buying a dance. All of the pathetic excuses. Seriously, man, I can take a "no" just fine. What I cannot take is massive amounts of bullshit currently spewing from your mouth.

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    "What do you do besides THIS?"----They always say "this" like their appalled or something, if your that creeped out about it then don't come in! They say it like we've all got some crazy addiction or something and that we don't really have any lives outside of the strip club. I feel like some kind of dating profile when I'm sitting there listing off all my hobbies! lol.

    "Are your boobs fake??"----First of all I'm a firm believer in you just don't ask a lady if something is real or not...you can compliment and if they want you to know then they will tell you. I don't mind telling people asking about boobs but when you just come out with "are you boobs FAKE!!" it sounds kind of asshole to me...there's plenty of nice ways to put it..sheez! I've also noticed the guys that talk like that are always the ones that don't spend money anyway which makes their behavior even more annoying.

    "Do you color your hair??"---I color my hair platnium blonde and have natural dark hair so when I'm due for a color and it's only grown out about a few centimeters it can be quite noticeable but guys ONLY ask me if I color my hair when they are standing up looking directly at my roots growing in!!! lol!!! I normally say "No I don't color my hair at all, the dark contrasting roots your staring DIRECTLY at right now are just an illusion!"

    "Who gives the best lap dances???"----"I don't know, I don't come in here getting lap dances from all of my co-workers!"

    "So why do you work here?"

    Or my personal favorite I will be having a conversation with someone about to seal the deal on getting a VIP dance and some drunk ass stumbles up to me slurring "What's that say on your arm???" (my tattoo) and when I ignore them for being rude they just keep asking and act like they are going to kill over dead if they don't know, it's so stupid! Get the hell out of here I'm about to get some dances from someone who is actually in here to spend money on lap dances rather than get liqoured up (and free load might i add). I mean what the hell this isn't a damn episode of "Miami Ink"!!!

    Forgive me if I sound bitchy, I'm really not...I've just got pent up frustration from morons who come in and don't spend any money at all other than booze and stare and get a free show from the stage and turn down every dancer that asks for even the cheapest dance but yet thinks they can act like an ass while their there and let alone screw up girls getting dances from other guys who are spending money by interupting them for stupid stuff, insulting the other customer or even talking crap to the dancer and making her all frustrated to deal with other guys! They really should kick morons like this out but unfortunatley at my club they dont
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    oh oh &

    are you russian? you must be russian.

    [to call a european russian is about as insulting as calling a japanese chinese or an italian lebanese. no offense to any russians on here]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kourtney View Post
    "do you have a boyfriend? "

    i. hate. this. question!
    Or the more presumptuous versions...

    "What does your boyfriend think about you dancing?"

    "If I was your boyfriend, I wouldn't let you dance."

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    Try having people go thru the race game...

    Shes white.. no shes hispanic.. no no shes...

    I don't even know my highest race %.. So why ask.. cause I know you wouldn't even believe me if I told you..

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    "So, what's with all the tattoos?" or "So why the stars/bow ties/bird?" They are MY tattoos. I like them. Yeah, I just like them because they are CUTE. Nothing deep and meaningful. And you don't need point at them when I'm on the stage or to rub them with your hand. Dumb. Ass.

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    Ditto on the, "What do you do besides this?"

    And, "What does your boyfriend think of you doing this?"

    And, "You're way too pretty to work here."

    And, "Is that a Nine Inch Nails tattoo? Cool. So do you like Nine Inch Nails?"

    Or, "Hey, baby, I got a nine inch nail for ya!"

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    -Earn this dollar!

    -Forget VIP, lets go in the bathroom for a really good time

    -Do you have daddy issues

    -Can I stick it in a little (during a table dance)

    -you only want me for my money

    -but so-and-so let me fuck her in VIP

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    Any variation of the following:
    -I don't need to pay for it./I don't pay to play.
    -I don't do dances, it's just a tease.
    Why the fuck are you here then? No, actually, I probably don't want to hear it!

    And I HAAATE the "Go make your money!" line.
    That's what I'm trying to do! This isn't my first goddamn rodeo!

    Also, comments from guys that are clearly too cheap to buy any dances or even tip, but somehow have loads of cash waiting at their hotel room for me if I leave with them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rock_n_roll_dream View Post
    "What do you do besides THIS?"----They always say "this" like their appalled or something, if your that creeped out about it then don't come in! They say it like we've all got some crazy addiction or something and that we don't really have any lives outside of the strip club. I feel like some kind of dating profile when I'm sitting there listing off all my hobbies! lol.

    "Are your boobs fake??"----First of all I'm a firm believer in you just don't ask a lady if something is real or not...you can compliment and if they want you to know then they will tell you. I don't mind telling people asking about boobs but when you just come out with "are you boobs FAKE!!" it sounds kind of asshole to me...there's plenty of nice ways to put it..sheez! I've also noticed the guys that talk like that are always the ones that don't spend money anyway which makes their behavior even more annoying.

    "Do you color your hair??"---I color my hair platnium blonde and have natural dark hair so when I'm due for a color and it's only grown out about a few centimeters it can be quite noticeable but guys ONLY ask me if I color my hair when they are standing up looking directly at my roots growing in!!! lol!!! I normally say "No I don't color my hair at all, the dark contrasting roots your staring DIRECTLY at right now are just an illusion!"

    "Who gives the best lap dances???"----"I don't know, I don't come in here getting lap dances from all of my co-workers!"

    "So why do you work here?"

    Or my personal favorite I will be having a conversation with someone about to seal the deal on getting a VIP dance and some drunk ass stumbles up to me slurring "What's that say on your arm???" (my tattoo) and when I ignore them for being rude they just keep asking and act like they are going to kill over dead if they don't know, it's so stupid! Get the hell out of here I'm about to get some dances from someone who is actually in here to spend money on lap dances rather than get liqoured up (and free load might i add). I mean what the hell this isn't a damn episode of "Miami Ink"!!!

    Forgive me if I sound bitchy, I'm really not...I've just got pent up frustration from morons who come in and don't spend any money at all other than booze and stare and get a free show from the stage and turn down every dancer that asks for even the cheapest dance but yet thinks they can act like an ass while their there and let alone screw up girls getting dances from other guys who are spending money by interupting them for stupid stuff, insulting the other customer or even talking crap to the dancer and making her all frustrated to deal with other guys! They really should kick morons like this out but unfortunatley at my club they dont
    Couldn't agree more!!!! Time wasters... I hate them.. oR when you try to sell a dance they say "They are just chillin' --- Really!?! Wow... Go chill somewhere else... you are taking up space and a cheapo drinking beers instead of getting a real drink

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    Default Re: The "Most Annoying Customer Comments" Thread

    I think everyone listed here annoys me. Interesting that so many men ask the same questions.

    Ones that I find particularly annoying:

    What do you do besides this?
    What does your boyfriend think of you dancing?
    Where do you live?
    How old are you?
    Do you party?

    And the ULTIMATE winner is.....

    Oh - no thanks, I'm being good tonight.
    WTF is that shit? If youre being good, then don't come here! That's just moronic!



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    "So, you must have to be totally coked up to do this"

    "What's the point of getting a dance if I can't fuck you?" uhh, what's the point of coming into a strip club if you're looking for a prostitute?

    "So do you work 7 nights a week?"

    "Those aren't real glasses"

    "Why do you wear glasses?" umm, so I can see...

    "Oh I don't get dances. Where are you from?" if you're not spending, I'm not interested.

    "I'd rather just talk and get to know you"

    "You're gonna have to really work for it if you want me to get a dance" kthnxbye!

    "What time do you finish?" NEVAAA! I'm a 24/7 stripper ^_^

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    [quote=Amareth;2018896]

    "What's the point of getting a dance if I can't fuck you?" uhh, what's the point of coming into a strip club if you're looking for a prostitute?

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    would you talk to me if i didnt have money?


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    Quote Originally Posted by teaze View Post
    I hate sounding racist but I'm going to say it anyways. Indian Men are the most annoying customers for me. I know there are exceptions but the majority of them pull the below and it drives me crazy
    1) They always seem to ask "Can I touch the pussy?" It makes me want to fucking scream and cry at the same time because I'm so damn sick of it.
    2) They smell like nasty spice or curry or weird shit either on their clothes or on their breath.
    3) They try to put their hands all over your body when you're talking to them. UGH. and then during the dance they move their hands frantically all over you and when you tell them to stop they'll continue doing it again 10 seconds later.
    4) They come to clubs looking for someone to give them extras or for someone to take back to their hotel room.
    5) They are huge time wasters since they're cheapo's and try to cop a feel for free instead of actually getting dances.
    6) Use excuses for not getting dances all the time.

    Done with them.
    im not racist either,,
    but damn your right,,
    i refuse to dance for them.
    and also,,when i get pissy with them,,they ALL reply with....
    "as you wish." UGH!
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    when guys ask "how old do you think I am?" that's the worst question you could ask because if they get insulted they won't want a dance from you. I hate guessing ages and nationality

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