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    I never had a date on Valentine's Day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    I've never been in a tanning booth.
    I've never been to Canada.

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    I never learned how to ride a bike

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilmisssunshine View Post
    I never had a date on Valentine's Day.
    Me neither. I'm beggining to think it would be nice for a change.

    I never bungee jumped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilmisssunshine View Post
    I never had a date on Valentine's Day.
    I've never had a GOOD date on Valentine's Day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaiarose View Post
    I never learned how to ride a bike

    Awww.

    I never been in a wedding dress.

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    Quote Originally Posted by firemaiden04 View Post
    I've never had a GOOD date on Valentine's Day.


    I don't think I have either. Though I have had some excellent VDs with SOs. It would be an invitation for disaster asking a girl out for that night, I would think. Unless maybe you'd gone out before, were really hitting it off, and were fucking like bunnies.

    Too many people expect too much from the holiday, and forget about it for a year. If you love someone, every day should be VD.


    Well OK a lot of them.


    Quote Originally Posted by MistyRose View Post
    I never bungee jumped.
    I never bungee jumped either, and no longer feel a burning desire to try it. Or jumping out of airplanes, or free dive depth record breaking, or any of the various high-risk death-defying sports.

    After the second motorcycle accident, none of them could give me a bigger rush of adrenaline. After the third motorcycle accident, I realized that I was in fact mortal (if spiked through the heart with a piece of motor vehicle), and I didn't need to come any closer to death to be fully aware of it. At all. I'll watch videos of people blowing stuff up, instead. Speaking of which...

    I never watched more than five minutes straight, of any of the top ranked television series in the last decade. Probably very, very few from the ten years before, either.


    I like this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    Though I have had some excellent VDs with SOs. It would be an invitation for disaster asking a girl out for that night,


    I like this thread.

    Taken out of context that is hilarious.............

    I have never orgasmed from oral sex. I am apparently immune.

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    I have never orgasmed from oral sex. I am apparently immune.
    I've never had sex while a family member was sleeping in the bottom bunk underneath me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn Lily View Post
    I've never had sex while a family member was sleeping in the bottom bunk underneath me.
    Most excellent choice.

    I never chopped down a tree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MistyRose View Post
    I never chopped down a tree.

    I have never been arrested
    I have never been shot (but I was stabbed once)
    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MargaritaVillain View Post
    I have never been arrested

    I never been snowboarding. (but I really want to now!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    I never been snowboarding. (but I really want to now!)
    I never watched an episode of gossip girl. Or the OC. Or one tree hill. Or The Hills. Or any of 'those' shows.

    (btw - when I used to play this as a kid it was called "never have I ever...".

    And I can't believe you've never had anal Avery! Lol! Try it you must)



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    ^^^^^ Ditto.
    Quote Originally Posted by lagirl View Post
    Those housewives need to stop being vain lushes and making us look like criminals

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    ^Niiiicccceee! We're a minority! Stay strong, and resist the temptation! Lol!



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    Quote Originally Posted by firemaiden04 View Post
    I've never been to Canada.
    Wait till it warms up a bit, unless you like pond hockey

    I've never had a threesome

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    Oh no way, we attempted anal once, and it hurt just thinking about it.
    There's no way for me to just relax. It's too big, my butt hole is too small. lmao

    I never been crowd surfing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    I never had anal.

    I've never gone clubbing, bar hoping or to a party.

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    ^ WHAT????? I am kidnapping you and corrupting you whole heartedly dammit! We will go dancing.

    I've never....

    I've never...

    Ummmm I've never...

    killed anyone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arialandre View Post
    I've never....

    I've never...

    Ummmm I've never...

    killed anyone?

    Ive never met someone famous

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arialandre View Post

    Ummmm I've never...

    killed anyone?
    Why the qeustion mark, girlie?

    I've never made out with a girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MistyRose View Post
    Why the qeustion mark, girlie?

    I've never made out with a girl.

    I've never been to a male strip club.





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    I have never gotten a tattoo

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    Quote Originally Posted by livingdeadgirl View Post
    Ive never met someone famous

    Ive never had an orgasm! i think about it all the time. i havent been the most sexually active person in life so i still have hope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaiarose View Post
    I have never gotten a tattoo
    I never owned a piece of jewelery that had a real diamond in/on it.

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