I never had a date on Valentine's Day.




I never had a date on Valentine's Day.





I never learned how to ride a bike![]()










I don't think I have either. Though I have had some excellent VDs with SOs. It would be an invitation for disaster asking a girl out for that night, I would think. Unless maybe you'd gone out before, were really hitting it off, and were fucking like bunnies.
Too many people expect too much from the holiday, and forget about it for a year. If you love someone, every day should be VD.
Well OK a lot of them.
I never bungee jumped either, and no longer feel a burning desire to try it. Or jumping out of airplanes, or free dive depth record breaking, or any of the various high-risk death-defying sports.
After the second motorcycle accident, none of them could give me a bigger rush of adrenaline. After the third motorcycle accident, I realized that I was in fact mortal (if spiked through the heart with a piece of motor vehicle), and I didn't need to come any closer to death to be fully aware of it. At all. I'll watch videos of people blowing stuff up, instead. Speaking of which...
I never watched more than five minutes straight, of any of the top ranked television series in the last decade. Probably very, very few from the ten years before, either.
I like this thread.
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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^Niiiicccceee! We're a minority! Stay strong, and resist the temptation! Lol!










Oh no way, we attempted anal once, and it hurt just thinking about it.
There's no way for me to just relax. It's too big, my butt hole is too small. lmao
I never been crowd surfing.





^ WHAT????? I am kidnapping you and corrupting you whole heartedly dammit! We will go dancing.
I've never....
I've never...
Ummmm I've never...
killed anyone?













I have never gotten a tattoo






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