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    Yesterday my friend who used to be a dancer shared a couple of lines that she used to use around Christmas time to get dances.

    "Let's go unwrap me"

    "Wanna see why I'm on Santa's naughty list this year?"


    Do you guys have any other ones to add to this thread?

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    "Santas not sure if I'm naughty or nice...want to come find out?"

    Theres a few dirty Santa jokes as well - its fun to work them into the conversation, or turn them into lines or comebacks..

    "Why does Santa's sack bulge? Because he only comes once a year!"
    "Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the bad girls live!"
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    Haha...these are cute! I'll have to throw on my santa outfit and use a few!
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    wow, these are good
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    i was just about to post the same thread lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elusive21 View Post

    "Let's go unwrap me"
    Haha I stupidly tried to say that in French last night to a french customer, then realised I didn't know the world for 'unwrap' and took a whole 5 minutes of me miming unwraping a gift before we gave up completely!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitinboots View Post
    Haha I stupidly tried to say that in French last night to a french customer, then realised I didn't know the world for 'unwrap' and took a whole 5 minutes of me miming unwraping a gift before we gave up completely!
    LOL I hate language barriers. I know a bit of french and whenever I try speaking to a customer in french I always draw blanks and I'm like "uhhh nevermind let's just go for a dance"

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    Default Re: Holiday Lines

    I like to use something similar to the Santa's naughty list line for handsy customers to get them to follow the rules: "You don't want to end up on Santa's naughty list, do you?" while moving their hand away or moving my body away if they're trying to put their lips/tongue on me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shanna dior View Post
    I like to use something similar to the Santa's naughty list line for handsy customers to get them to follow the rules: "You don't want to end up on Santa's naughty list, do you?" while moving their hand away or moving my body away if they're trying to put their lips/tongue on me.
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    I heard your holiday wish this year was to be Santa. Let's go to the back so I can sit in your lap, & show you how bad I *could* have been all year long. (wink of the eye)

    One of the elves told me you are filling in for Santa. I have an extensive wish list, & I hear Mrs. Claus get's everything she wants. So, I need to find out if sitting on Santa's lap counts as a first date.
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    Santa Joke:

    Why has Mrs.Claus never been pregnant?

    Because Santa only comes once per year and its down a chimney

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    I used soooooooooo many holiday lines last night trying to get my wasted customer to stay in VIP longer.

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