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    Default Man, having testosterone can really fuck with your head sometimes

    So there I am today, having lunch at Panera Bread, doing some work...an otherwise unremarkable day.

    And then this really hot chick comes in, carrying a baby. Now, this is a really hot looking girl...late 20s, about 5'10", thin with a VERY large rack. Just overall very hot.

    She orders a cup of coffee and some food, and comes over and sits at the table next to me...maybe 6 feet away.

    I'm enjoying the view of this girl and appreciating that I now have some eye candy to check out as I slog through sales reports.

    And then...she picks up the baby from its carrier, and...whips out a tit and starts breastfeeding.

    I am perfectly fine with discrete breastfeeding in public...and this chick was perfectly discrete...except that from my angle, I had a perfect view through the blanket she used to cover herself and could see her breast. It was so perfect, that I could only see the breast itself and not even the baby.

    And I checked it out. Several times.

    What the fuck is wrong with me....

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    Default Re: Man, having testosterone can really fuck with your head sometimes

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    What the fuck is wrong with me....
    No pics?

    Being unprepared that's whats wrong.

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    Default Re: Man, having testosterone can really fuck with your head sometimes

    Pics or it didn't happen!

    Nah man, I feel ya. I'd have done the exact same thing, and I too would have probably felt bad about it later.

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    Default Re: Man, having testosterone can really fuck with your head sometimes

    This has less to do with testoterone and more to do with sneak peeking at a hot boobie.

    Seeing someone breast-feeding-in-public doesn't occur too often for me, but I've stolen more than a passing peek too.

    I don't get it....
    What's the big deal?

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    Default Re: Man, having testosterone can really fuck with your head sometimes

    The continuation of the species demands that we peek at any and all boobies. It is the Tao of Man.

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    Default Re: Man, having testosterone can really fuck with your head sometimes

    Quote Originally Posted by lopaw View Post
    This has less to do with testoterone and more to do with sneak peeking at a hot boobie.

    Seeing someone breast-feeding-in-public doesn't occur too often for me, but I've stolen more than a passing peek too.

    I don't get it....
    What's the big deal?
    This. I can't see the problem either....just so long as you were equally discreet with your peeking.

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    Default Re: Man, having testosterone can really fuck with your head sometimes

    Quote Originally Posted by lopaw View Post
    I don't get it....
    What's the big deal?
    Yeah, I don't see a problem with it at all. This doesn't sound like the usual Mr. Hyde, Male Prostitute. Are you on drugs?

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    Default Re: Man, having testosterone can really fuck with your head sometimes

    I just felt a little pervish cause she had a baby attached to her perfect breast...it was like...I don't know...staring at your hot cousin or something...

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    Default Re: Man, having testosterone can really fuck with your head sometimes

    Maybe you felt bad cause you didn't pay to look at her boob ? Not that you should have ... now THAT would have been akward!
    Nah.... don't feel bad. It's just a boob.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pussyinboots View Post

    (BTW...'lopaw'...I LOVE your avatar!).

    Thank you!

    I was thinking about replacing it with something a bit more racy, but I don't know how far I can push the envelope here in SWLand.
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    Default Re: Man, having testosterone can really fuck with your head sometimes

    Carmen is right, it's just a boob, and you saw it being used for what boobs are used for!

    I am sure if she was really uncomfortable with others seeing her perfectly natural act of breastfeeding, she'd cover herself better or do it somewhere else. Don't feel bad.
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    Default Re: Man, having testosterone can really fuck with your head sometimes

    Now you see boobs in a non-sexual way hah.. what a way to ruin the boob fantasy.

    If you feel bad about it, then you should have stopped looking.. if you havn't.... then blame your eyes. Its just boobs and they can breastfeed.

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    Default Re: Man, having testosterone can really fuck with your head sometimes

    Women are so beautiful & they give birth...crazy to see that...beautiful

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    Default Re: Man, having testosterone can really fuck with your head sometimes

    I can't believe people asked for pics. Not THAT would be extremely rude, to photograph the lady.

    In other cultures, breasts are not considered a sexual mainstay at all. Its particularly prevalent in the West.

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    Default Re: Man, having testosterone can really fuck with your head sometimes

    It's normal to look. I've seen women just whip it out and the men love it, though it made me feel uncomfortable. Though I personally likely wouldn't breastfeed, men will associate breasts with sex even when used in non sexual uses.

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