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    Thumbs up Now hiring Dancers in the NYC area!

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    Mind Blowing Re: Now hiring Dancers in the NYC area!

    Quote Originally Posted by DancersUnlimited View Post
    We are hiring attractive young ladies to dance in our elegant clubs. These are very upscale gentelemens clubs, where professionalism is required. We are the best, and we only hire the best. Only well mannered, well groomed exceptional females will be considered, all others need not apply.

    No drugs, sex, or illegal activities of any kind are allowed. Drug users and escorts NEED NOT APPLY!
    No women over 35 years of age.
    No overweight females will be considered.
    No ghetto.

    If you are an attractive and elegant young lady that fits the criteria send three (3) pictures to [email protected] for consideration (no photo shopped, blurry, pictures. No pictures older than 3 months).

    Please type: DANCERS UNLIMITED JOB APPLICANT as the subject.
    E-mails without pictures will not be reviewed, do not waste our time.
    This must be the best ad I have ever seen. Spelling mistakes and posted in the wrong section

    And to top it off the old "send me your pics for consideration" gag

    Is there something wrong with a 36year old curvy "ghetto" girl? Id pay to see her sit on your face

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    Default Re: Now hiring Dancers in the NYC area!

    Gotta love hoe they don't allow escorts as if an escort didnt know how to keep the two businesses seperate *eyeroll*

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    Default Re: Now hiring Dancers in the NYC area!

    Quote Originally Posted by DancersUnlimited View Post
    We are hiring attractive young ladies to dance in our elegant clubs. These are very upscale gentelemens clubs, where professionalism is required. We are the best, and we only hire the best. Only well mannered, well groomed exceptional females will be considered, all others need not apply.

    No drugs, sex, or illegal activities of any kind are allowed. Drug users and escorts NEED NOT APPLY!
    No women over 35 years of age.
    No overweight females will be considered.
    No ghetto.

    If you are an attractive and elegant young lady that fits the criteria send three (3) pictures to [email protected] for consideration (no photo shopped, blurry, pictures. No pictures older than 3 months).

    Please type: DANCERS UNLIMITED JOB APPLICANT as the subject.
    E-mails without pictures will not be reviewed, do not waste our time.

    Some peoples' kids. bahahaha

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    Default Re: Now hiring Dancers in the NYC area!

    "No Ghetto" Seriously?? Go spam somewhere else

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