STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

[emkato]

Buea: I want to go private in a sec. I wanna see some ass baby
Buea: Can I get a sneak peak? ����

Me: I don't work for free, hun. Is that what you have to do to get yourself off? Lie to cam girls about going private in the hopes that they were born yesterday? Cringey af.

Buea: Thats why you are a broke bitch lol

Me: far from it, but maybe if you got a better job you could afford some pussy

*BLOCKED*

[looklovely]

sooo he finds it odd that you have taken notes on him trying to play games in your chat room, but he doesnt find it odd that he's playing games in the first place?

man logic.

Right! He's just ashamed he got caught. All I do is copy and paste.

[looklovely]

Buea: I want to go private in a sec. I wanna see some ass baby
Buea: Can I get a sneak peak? ����

Me: I don't work for free, hun. Is that what you have to do to get yourself off? Lie to cam girls about going private in the hopes that they were born yesterday? Cringey af.

Buea: Thats why you are a broke bitch lol

Me: far from it, but maybe if you got a better job you could afford some pussy

*BLOCKED*

I meant "That's why I'm a broke ass idiot."

[CatBBW]

Not working "properly" cos ill, got message on OF from a thread that began a couple of days ago, during which I told him I wasn't at all well:


HIM: hows u today

ME: still pretty ill, at least I am managing to be out of bed for longer periods than yesterday.

HIM: so did you go to work today or chilled at home?

ME: TOO ILL TO WORK
(I closed OF tab and haven't returned)


I really wanted to swear at him and tell him to RE-READ WHAT HE WAS REPLYING TO but was restrained, cos ill. I managed caps lock though. I don't usually caps lock. FFS go to work or chill at home. NEITHER, I AM FUCKIN ILL!


(edit - this is on a slightly subby character who "goes out to work")

[looklovely]

userid=105792371

I'm shaking. ME: How do you know I'm not mixed?"

[TheBrownFox]

^WTF. What a disgusting piece of trash.

[PhatGirlDynomite!!!]

Pillow talk after a long Skype show...

Peter Gabriel's Biggest Fan: Wow! That was great!

Me: Yes! Thank you, I needed that

Peter Gabriel's Biggest Fan: No seriously. You're eyes are so captivating that I get lost in them.

Me: Jeesh! You're making me blush.

Peter Gabriel's Biggest Fan: No seriously. In your eyes I see the doorways of a 1000 Churches.

Me: Boy get on! I gotta make dinner. Bye

If you're confused, "In your eyes I see the doorways of a thousand churches.", is a line from a very iconic song.

[AuroraJade]

am I the only one who gets endless requests for 'breeding kink' and impregnation fetish now? Thats men I guess?

Im not even in the USA so why they want to trigger me I dont know. But that kink grosses me out to no belief with no abortion debate going on (I have a phobia of getting pregnant)

[looklovely]

am I the only one who gets endless requests for 'breeding kink' and impregnation fetish now? Thats men I guess?

Im not even in the USA so why they want to trigger me I dont know. But that kink grosses me out to no belief with no abortion debate going on (I have a phobia of getting pregnant)

Yes. I got it so much I lied and said I'm pregnant. Never have or will be. I do have a fear of getting pregnant, but I'm old.

[looklovely]

Not me? LOL.

[looklovely]

SKyprivate time-waster.

Kept asking if I'm ready. "Do you speak English?"

[emkato]

Danhenry808: Wanna play a game
Danhenry808: I match u stroke for stroke … u use a dildo . I try not to cum and ur goal is to try make me cum
Danhenry808: I have to last more then the time set in minutes .. minutes are determined by my cock size
Danhenry808: So example 10 inches = 10 minutes
Danhenry808: But I have to last … so this is not teasing

omg, why can't you just stroke your dick and cum like a normal person?? why do men have to complicate something so trivial as jacking off? blah

[looklovely]

userid=111075404

I asked "How do you know this is our only job?"

[pippapippa]

Member: Oh tired of all these boys I need girl time now!
Me: so you’re pretending to be a woman?
Member: I’m all lady beautiful


… idk why these men pretending to be women irk me more than anyone else but damn.

[looklovely]

Member: Oh tired of all these boys I need girl time now!
Me: so you’re pretending to be a woman?
Member: I’m all lady beautiful


… idk why these men pretending to be women irk me more than anyone else but damn.

The way I read it was he wanted to spend time with a girl, until I saw the his last message. LOL

[pippapippa]

The way I read it was he wanted to spend time with a girl, until I saw the his last message. LOL

All the men pretending to be women talk in the exact same way. I guess that’s how they think women talk? Idk, I’ve never said “girl time” in my life.

[naomi_doll]

I dug these gems up when I searched this thread for "Wheel of Fortune" because I finally got this guy the other day, and I had heard about him here on SW. It went basically as expected: he wanted to do the wheel and have me make gas noises. I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt and said a few things like "Sure, I'd love to incorporate that into a roleplay in a show!" but I knew he was notorious for wasting time talking about this and not spending a dime. So yeah, wasn't long before BANHAMMER. And I have you kind ladies from this thread to thank, because if it wasn't for this thread, I might have kept talking to him in hopes that he would spend. You would think, that with such a ridiculously specific fetish, that a guy like this would be a big spender. Or even a small spender.

Wow, fart wheel of fortune guy is still around. He just came in my room. lol

[~Carmen~]

All the men pretending to be women talk in the exact same way. I guess that’s how they think women talk? Idk, I’ve never said “girl time” in my life.

Or "I'm all lady".

[~Carmen~]

"You are pretty but I'm sorry, I don't do 60 year olds". Well, I'm 62 not 60 so I guess that makes me even more unwanted.

He broke my heart and now I'm crying myself to sleep.

[MissAdriana]

when you been online 10 hrs and some user says "wait" as you are logging off, worst is when it's the user that been coming in and out all day long and never tip. No. You can wait for me now, forever.

[emkato]

Kean: I always wanted to fuck a racist white girl can we roleplay in exclusive?

BLOCKED and REPORTED

[looklovely]

Kean: I always wanted to fuck a racist white girl can we roleplay in exclusive?

BLOCKED and REPORTED

I get this and I'm not White. Shows their low I.Q.

[Genoveve]

when you been online 10 hrs and some user says "wait" as you are logging off, worst is when it's the user that been coming in and out all day long and never tip. No. You can wait for me now, forever.

Ugh that's like when someone who has been popping in and out of your room all day without spending sends you a message after you log off like "Come back." Yeah sure pal.

[Luci Fer]

"You are pretty but I'm sorry, I don't do 60 year olds". Well, I'm 62 not 60 so I guess that makes me even more unwanted.

He broke my heart and now I'm crying myself to sleep.

Damn, Carmen, you 've encountered a DuDe wItH pRiNciPleS

[~Carmen~]

Damn, Carmen, you 've encountered a DuDe wItH pRiNciPleS

If he only knew that most of my admirers are in their 20's. I hope he is young enough for me. Ha!!!