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    Got this gem this morning on Skype.

    "It’s my birthday soon! By chance could I get a discounted or free show for my birthday later? If not that’s ok!"


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    GUEST186: Where from
    : irrelevant
    GUEST186: Is that in Europe?
    : google it
    GUEST186: It means unnecessary
    : OMG YOU ACTUALLY GOOGLED THAT
    GUEST186: Yes of course
    : how dumb can one be, to believe irrelevant is a country? I just lost fate in humanity again
    GUEST186: How do you lose fate
    : re-read our conversation
    if you dont feel like hiding under a rock.... just dont reproduce, ok?use condoms
    GUEST186: I always use condoms, unless it’s in the butt
    : tanks god
    : thanks*
    : for small favours

    And they call this ”traffic”. FML

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    It reminds me of the guests from Jasmin/LiveJasmin 100%.

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    Dova*****66: i miss ur feet ill give them a present in pvt .ill see u later

    The present was his cum. FML

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ginnyyy View Post
    It reminds me of the guests from Jasmin/LiveJasmin 100%.
    For me the worst ever traffic is on ImLive...lowest quality of people I have ever seen in 7 years of camming. However, the ”irrelevant” gem was on Ifriends. The traffic there is a little better, but not by much. I dont even log into LJ anymore these days but yes, their traffic sucks too.

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    steve_stark: I just got off a 2 year sentence and I need some young white pussy

    me: sucks to suck

    steve_stark: I want you showing me what that mouth can do too

    me: no

    steve_stark: what you mean no

    me: i mean no LMAO
    is that why you were in jail? dont know what no means?

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    That was so good I shared it with others, breadandbutter.

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    What a charm this guy was, from AW.

    I got angry, lost my shit, didn't respond though. Not giving that freeloading shit hole any attention.

    Mistress,

    I wanted you to know that I constantly masturbate for you. i hope that thought pleases you. I come so hard and make so much mess, and I tremble with gratitude as I lick it up, thanking my Mistress as i swallow my salty cum.

    Looking at your pictures, you look so cruel but so beautiful. Please help me on Direct chat.

    I am worshiping you with my cock. Please reward me for my masturbation. I so want to please you Mistress. I long to hear your soothing voice calling me a 'good boy' for wanking so hard for you, but I also know that sometimes you must be harsh with me so, if you call me a 'filthy masturbator', a 'fucking pervert' or even just your 'little bitch', i will understand and beg your forgiveness. Please Mistress.

    I picture myself kneeling, naked and trembling, at your feet. Drenched in sweat and gazing up adoringly at you while I pound my cock for your amusement, pleading for your approval. Does that image please you Mistress?

    Please, no orgasm denial or edging. Just take control and command me to wank hard and fast for you. I feel so dirty and degraded as a masturbate but I can't help it. I have to do it,

    Please Mistress, help me.

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    rgrehthtjjy: Hi

    rgrehthtjjy: your hot

    me: ty =)

    rgrehthtjjy: see your tits?

    me: come pvt

    rgrehthtjjy: one tit?

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    rogermoore_007:play my song for 5 tokens?

    i'll do it for 30

    rogermoore_007:No deal, but I will read your mind for free

    let me guess is it Can he hear my eyes rolling

    rogermoore_007:middle class girl

    oh man i wish xD (thinking: i finally get to have Netflix does that count)

    rogermoore_007:trying to be edgy

    haha ok

    rogermoore_007:my price is always 5 tokens

    mines 30, u know what those are worth

    rogermoore_007:you get to,learn about life and music

    your life and music... for 25 cents...

    rogermoore_007:better than no sense

    ding

    rogermoore_007:I actually just like music

    so you wanna come on a porn site n pay girls 25 cents to listen to your song

    rogermoore_007:this is not a porn site


    no??????? enlighten me i won't even charge ua quarter

    rogermoore_007:this is a site of many possibilities that are paid and enjoyed by agreed parties

    *LOLing*

    rogermoore_007:and you will be gone form here soon lol
    rogermoore_007 has left the room

    it's attack of the ankle biters today they think they just invented clever this morning or something

    yesterday a guy wanted to tell me about solipsism im like nope YOU'RE in MY head buddy not the other way around

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    i just got this pm

    Hey, gorgeous!

    Listen, I'd love to do a private show with you, if you'd be down. I wonder if you'd be okay with my kink.

    I get turned on by cumming inside a girl's unprotected pussy (no birth control) when I know she'll abort if she gets pregnant. I would just want u to beg me to cum inside u...and tell me u want to have my abortion. Could you get into that?

    I'm sure you'll have a great time, girls tell me they shake for hours after these privates with me

    anyone else get requests like that? is it fairly common? i'm still new to camming and reckon its super creepy. i think its the same guy whos previous 'kink' was brother sister.

    Venting: i also hate how 'kink' legitimises creepy illegal sex thing. its not a fetish if its illegal. so creepy
    FUCK YEAH finally retired after 6 years dancing!!
    NEW to camming
    Use the discount code "DANCER" to get 15% off ALL mermaid bikinis & swimwear at

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    Just some impregnation fetish where he's driven by the fact he gets to do unprotected sex and impregnates the girl and just that moment counts for him. Totally different than the pregnancy fetish guys which are more enjoyable.

    Shishhh, there s also girls who get off on the impregnation part and then abuse the -morning after- pill.

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    Why is it that it's always the guys who enter your room and compliment you instantly that then procede to ask you to do something for free? Every. Fucking. Time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoloDesire View Post
    Why is it that it's always the guys who enter your room and compliment you instantly that then procede to ask you to do something for free? Every. Fucking. Time.
    For real, that shit annoys me so much. But I think I know where the mentality comes from. Basically there's a VERY common belief that girls that get naked for an audience want 'attention' because we have 'low self esteem'. I see it ALL THE TIME on reddit in reference to GoneWild (basically, a forum where girls post nude photos of themselves. Amateur solo porn); it doesn't cross their mind that the women who post there are exhibitionists or find it fun and invigorating and sexy. Nope, they all have Daddy issues and they need to be reassured with compliments and dick pics.
    G-spot rocks the G-spot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoloDesire View Post
    Why is it that it's always the guys who enter your room and compliment you instantly that then procede to ask you to do something for free? Every. Fucking. Time.
    Same here, but with the French members. They just don t feel good if they don t type 9 compliments and their 10th line would be a begging request. 9 out of 10 happens on a French site.


    When French guys read on my profile about fetishes and they ask if I do "bottle in pussy fetish or at least heels in pussy/ass fetish" (facepalm)
    One US guy recently asked me if I do "squirt fetish" 'cause he s such an intense fetishist. Boys, you re doing it all wrong. Look it up in a dictionary.

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    This isn't an annoying thing that I've heard on cam, but it's related.

    A guy friend of mine found me through Streamate through Pornhub (because they advertise us).

    He messaged me a few months back and was like, "Oh wow. I saw what you do on Pornhub."

    He is normally chill so I didn't worry about it.

    Last night, we were messaging each other back and forth on Facebook. He always sends me funny memes. Then he says, "I would love a pic of you."

    I got so fucking heated.

    I didn't respond right away because if I did, it would have been nasty.

    So, I waited until today. I wrote him back and said, "That makes me pretty uncomfortable. For one, I hear that sort of shit ALL fucking day from guys: 'Send me a pic. Send me a vid'."

    I went on, "Secondly, you're my fucking "friend. Third, I'm fucking married."

    Like, what the fuck. I'm extremely close to unfriending is fucking ass. I had thought all of these years that this was a pretty awesome dude. I'm pissed.


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    "What’s your favorite part about private shows?"

    COME ON DUDE WTF fucking come find out instead of playing 20 questions. God damn

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    Same as what do you do in private? What is your show like? What do you enjoy doing?

    TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY is what I do in private, motherfuckers!

    Quote Originally Posted by breadandbutter View Post
    "What’s your favorite part about private shows?"

    COME ON DUDE WTF fucking come find out instead of playing 20 questions. God damn
    The future is stigma free.

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    Ahhh Wednesday nights.

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    Ahhh Wednesday nights.
    Lol his profile pic cartoon is exactly how I imagine these guys hahaha

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    These wonderful gems from Niteflirt and Visit-X:

    NF:

    Hello,

    I was wondering if you would be willing to send me some free minutes to try out your service. I have called alot of girls and wasted money on really bad service many times looking for the right girl, and I would like to give you a try.


    I want to call you but my wife might hear me but god it turns me on seeing your pictures I'm so hard


    Visit-X:

    Hey mistress, I brought your videos and I was looking for an free boob flash in Soft Chat.


    So, everyone of these losers got blocked for being cheap and I don't cater to the broke.
    Wolves may lurk in every guise / Now as then, 'tis simple truth / Sweetest tongue has sharpest tooth.

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    Dude just hits me up on Skype.

    Him: Hi
    Me: Hi. Which site did you find he on? Also, I'm offline on them all, so I'm not doing shows right now.
    Him: Oh, that's ok. I just wanted to chat.
    Me (wanting to punch a wall): Ok, texting is $1/min. How long did you want to "chat" for?
    Him: Nevermind.
    Me: Good luck finding a model on a PAID site to "chat" for free, dude!

    <Blocked>


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    So this just went down in text chat.

    lexi: Hey

    youngdon1981: Hi mommy. my pee pee is hard again.
    Can you do that thing with your mouth agin to make
    it go down?

    lexi: And a hello to you too.
    lexi: Before we start role play, you gotta clarify
    what you're into and what you're not for me.

    youngdon1981: I am looking for a role play fantasy. I want you
    to be very detailed and tell me what you are doing.
    I will give hints on what I want and you follow along
    lexi: Ok, any specific fetish you have?

    youngdon1981: Step mom/son...Anal play lick and penetrate both ways,
    Prostate massage, strap on,..Ill ive hints tho

    lexi: Ok, so I'm imagining the setup is something along the
    lines of 20 year old step son visiting sees sexy step mom, k?

    youngdon1981: Yep...You walk in the room and see my hard cock. and
    then.Hi mommy. my pee pee is hard again. Can you do that
    thing with your mouth again to make it go down?

    lexi: I don't get paid enough for this. (End of call)


    Yeah, cuz a fucking 20 year old would say pee pee, ugh

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    Lucky***: Did it hurt xx
    ?
    Lucky***:When you fell from heaven xx
    I crawled up from hell. They dont like cheesy lines there.
    ***
    God, give me strenght.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lexi lex View Post
    So this just went down in text chat.

    lexi: Hey

    youngdon1981: Hi mommy. my pee pee is hard again.
    Can you do that thing with your mouth agin to make
    it go down?

    lexi: And a hello to you too.
    lexi: Before we start role play, you gotta clarify
    what you're into and what you're not for me.

    youngdon1981: I am looking for a role play fantasy. I want you
    to be very detailed and tell me what you are doing.
    I will give hints on what I want and you follow along
    lexi: Ok, any specific fetish you have?

    youngdon1981: Step mom/son...Anal play lick and penetrate both ways,
    Prostate massage, strap on,..Ill ive hints tho

    lexi: Ok, so I'm imagining the setup is something along the
    lines of 20 year old step son visiting sees sexy step mom, k?

    youngdon1981: Yep...You walk in the room and see my hard cock. and
    then.Hi mommy. my pee pee is hard again. Can you do that
    thing with your mouth again to make it go down?

    lexi: I don't get paid enough for this. (End of call)


    Yeah, cuz a fucking 20 year old would say pee pee, ugh
    This made my stomach turn. I do NOT tolerate age play. I HATE when a guy will start telling me a story of a sexual encounter when he was a boy. I had one guy on Skype do this after I told him 3 times that I do not want to hear it. He brings it up again saying how he was seduced as a young boy by an older woman who looked like me. Dude got my wrath then got blocked.


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