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    Wow, just wow.....I actually took advice from this thread and actually said out loud oh yeah I'll just go get it and didn't move ha that gave me some amusement. It never ceases to amaze me how stupid men can be.


    Greeny10: Show me what your will to jam in your ass ? 😍
    Greeny10: Private
    To Greeny10: Sure, its 2 gold to show you my toy
    To Greeny10: And anal is exclusive
    Greeny10: Show me and you will be rewarded trust is attractive
    To Greeny10: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
    To Greeny10: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
    To Greeny10: You're funny man
    Greeny10: Nothing to loose really
    Greeny10: Who hurt you ! 🤣😂🤣 we going private? Show me ! Take the leap of faith
    To Greeny10:I've told you its 2 gold to see the toy and exclusive, can you read?
    To Greeny10: Do you have comprehension issues?
    Greeny10: You will look back on this and wonder if only I took that risk I wonder if he would actually drop back 🤣 And we will never no 😘
    Greeny10: 🤣😂😘😘😘😘
    To Greeny10: And he could never spell
    To Greeny10: I'm fine, keep your 10 dollars mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seductive_Brit View Post
    Wow, just wow.....I actually took advice from this thread and actually said out loud oh yeah I'll just go get it and didn't move ha that gave me some amusement. It never ceases to amaze me how stupid men can be.


    Greeny10: Show me what your will to jam in your ass ? ��
    Greeny10: Private
    To Greeny10: Sure, its 2 gold to show you my toy
    To Greeny10: And anal is exclusive
    Greeny10: Show me and you will be rewarded trust is attractive
    To Greeny10: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
    To Greeny10: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
    To Greeny10: You're funny man
    Greeny10: Nothing to loose really
    Greeny10: Who hurt you ! ������ we going private? Show me ! Take the leap of faith
    To Greeny10:I've told you its 2 gold to see the toy and exclusive, can you read?
    To Greeny10: Do you have comprehension issues?
    Greeny10: You will look back on this and wonder if only I took that risk I wonder if he would actually drop back �� And we will never no ��
    Greeny10: ������������
    To Greeny10: And he could never spell
    To Greeny10: I'm fine, keep your 10 dollars mate

    Greeny10 has logged off (reason: user left)
    Nothing screams that they can't really afford to be on cam sites like clinging onto their $10 for dear life like that does!! Gotta make sure it's worth it before risking parting with their only bit of spare cash.

    These types are out in droves this week!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cutie101 View Post
    Men in 2021 still get upset if you tell them that your location is irrelevant, they say "oh, let me guess it", you tell them it's not needed, because you won't tell where are you from. And the bitching starts. After 10 years in this industry, I won't even bother to explain shit to them, I simply ban anyone who doesn't have the neurons to comprehend that it's rude to insist to find out someone's location (that you didn't even spent a cent with).
    The Ban button is the best tool ever.
    Oh yes totally feel you girl, so I had this guy yesterday and had some fun with it:

    Jimbob118
    where u from

    I said: I’m from your dreams

    Jimbob118
    scotland?

    I said: You dream of Scotland? Really? Well to each their own

    Jimbob118
    no really just ballpark area?
    Jimbob118
    london?

    I said: No, but I don’t get it, why do you want to know, are you a stalker?

    Jimbob118
    no
    Jimbob118
    im from austalia
    Jimbob118
    so just interested
    To Jimbob118
    What are you in the mood for?
    Jimbob118
    get them titties out
    To Jimbob118
    Sure, pick that option from the menu
    To Jimbob118
    Or take me private
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    Honestly what a piece of excrement. Beggars belief.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gbjenna View Post
    Nothing screams that they can't really afford to be on cam sites like clinging onto their $10 for dear life like that does!! Gotta make sure it's worth it before risking parting with their only bit of spare cash.

    These types are out in droves this week!
    I actually have no idea how much/if he had any money, but his whole speech told me he was broke, disgustingly entitled and without two brain cells to rub together, poor guy :'). You're right though, more of these pricks about than normal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luci Fer View Post
    I think the idea of control turns them on lol. It's like to touch someone on a distance.

    Yeah, they like to be in control, and that's fine. They can find plenty of other rooms where that is offered.

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    Lol giggled at this:

    Jason (invisible): hey dear

    Jason (invisible): big ass?

    To Jason: Yes

    To Jason: Big wallet?

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    Some real gems today. This guy asks for me to show him my biggest dildo (I only have one, the medium sized rabbit I bought for myself years before I ever started camming). I say 2 gold to see it as I always do. He took me into exclusive asks me to show it to him. Now I know idiots like this are obsessed with big dicks so mine probably wouldn't make the cut, so I took my time 'finding' it to make that 30 second cut off. Say it's the only one I have, I love it, these bunny fingers are the best, it vibrates, it's all about the clit. Good enough? He leaves. I laugh my ass off. Congratulations genius (who knows nothing about women's pleasure nor cares about it), you just paid $7.39 instead of $2 to see my fuschia coloured female pleasure focused, vibrating dildo. Sigh. Made me happy.

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    Everytime I read "Heaven must be missing an angel", my mind can't perceive it as a compliment. I always feel like they wish me death )))
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seductive_Brit View Post
    Some real gems today. This guy asks for me to show him my biggest dildo (I only have one, the medium sized rabbit I bought for myself years before I ever started camming). I say 2 gold to see it as I always do. He took me into exclusive asks me to show it to him. Now I know idiots like this are obsessed with big dicks so mine probably wouldn't make the cut, so I took my time 'finding' it to make that 30 second cut off. Say it's the only one I have, I love it, these bunny fingers are the best, it vibrates, it's all about the clit. Good enough? He leaves. I laugh my ass off. Congratulations genius (who knows nothing about women's pleasure nor cares about it), you just paid $7.39 instead of $2 to see my fuschia coloured female pleasure focused, vibrating dildo. Sigh. Made me happy.
    Ah, yes. The dumbass tax. I love to see it :,)

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    How are you, hun? What are you in the mood for? ��

    Luisestrada1 (invisible)Hey you like dirty fetishes?

    To Luisestrada1what kind?
    Luisestrada1 (invisible)Like poo or pee ?

    To Luisestrada1 against rules

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    Love when these fuckers throw all kinds of terms and conditions when they haven't spent shit, LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marina Starr View Post
    Love when these fuckers throw all kinds of terms and conditions when they haven't spent shit, LOL.
    Right, and I couldn't kick/block him. I could with everyone else...He sat there for awhile.

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    Oneguy13Hello. My sound is off, I hope that's ok
    To Oneguy13How are you, hun? What are you in the mood for? ��
    Oneguy13You have big satin panties?
    To Oneguy13YES!
    Oneguy13I'd love to see them in private. Where do you shop for them at?
    To Oneguy13online or in person. yes come joine me in priv
    Oneguy13Ok, for sure.
    Oneguy13What size panties are they?
    Oneguy13Large?

    To Oneguy13see in private
    To Oneguy13Are you there?

    Oneguy13Yes sorry, finishing something up before we go private

    Oneguy13 has logged off (reason: user left)

    FYI I wear a small.

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    Was this on Streamate? That glitch can happen randomly when you REALLY want to block them. You'd have to end and start show for glitch to go away. You can also copy their ID and block even after they leave.

    Quote Originally Posted by looklovely View Post
    Right, and I couldn't kick/block him. I could with everyone else...He sat there for awhile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marina Starr View Post
    Was this on Streamate? That glitch can happen randomly when you REALLY want to block them. You'd have to end and start show for glitch to go away. You can also copy their ID and block even after they leave.
    Yes, on Streamate. He might have not been in the room anymore, but it was still showing his name.

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    dtm22781 (19138 rated 4 stars and commented "Great!" Perhaps, an accident....

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    Quote Originally Posted by emkato View Post
    They assume a woman who does sex work must think about sex 24/7, go to orgies every weekend, and fuck whoever and whatever. Its usually the other way around. I'd rather sit at home with my boyfriend and a glass of wine and watch movies, ty very much.
    Haha if I logged on while horny I'd flip the desk 30 minutes into it and go have an angry wank elsewhere. With how self-centered and cluess those guys are, I'd think the money they're paying me to be a compensation for leaving me constantly sexually frustrated lol.
    Quote Originally Posted by MissJu View Post
    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by looklovely View Post
    Right, and I couldn't kick/block him. I could with everyone else...He sat there for awhile.
    One of the guys in my room who had no block/kick popup (the "shy 18-year-old" I wrote about not so long ago) claimed to be watching just my preview. So it's not a glitch but them using a loophole and probably being aware their behaviour would get them banned otherwise (everyone with an absent popup I've seen so far was either a troll or an extremely talkative freeloader)



    Soo, this dude had a few shows with me in 2018 but mostly just sits in my room silently. Today he storms in just to copypaste this:

    I miss (my name on my old account) and youre not 29 you were talking about youre daughter a decade ago when youre name was (my old cam name)

    - and storm away.

    Most my customers have been with me for over a decade and for some reason find it easy to not be passive-agressive bitches about me changing screennames or using whatever display age I choose. Also, I have no kids and if I did I'd never discuss them with random jackers-offers. So yeah that's how much you love and miss me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MissJu View Post
    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.

    .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marina Starr View Post
    ooooh one of these guys who visit starbucks on monday just to say they will come and buy something on friday! I assume paying bills is a great thing for libido, since he landed on a webcam site after it

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    I feel I wasted John from Texas's time because he gave me the time of the day. I heard things are big in Texas so I'm definitely missing out.

    Quote Originally Posted by Luci Fer View Post
    ooooh one of these guys who visit starbucks on monday just to say they will come and buy something on friday! I assume paying bills is a great thing for libido, since he landed on a webcam site after it

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    Do any gals on SM get guys who spin the wheel and seem upset that it didn't land on what they wanted? lol like, that's the whole point! its a gamble. And its why I charge less than my standard tip menu.

    I have options anywhere from Blow a Kiss and Flip off (for my subs) to twerking, tits, and spanks. If you want a certain flash all they have to do is tip 3 more gold and they get it but they wanna be cheap

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    JamieassmanHey sexy ass how are you?
    To JamieassmanI'm well! What are you in the mood for? ��
    JamieassmanOh I really want to bury my face in your ass!
    To JamieassmanYes, we can do that.
    JamieassmanCan I smell it? ��
    To JamieassmanYES!
    JamieassmanOh yes! I bet it smells amazing!
    To Jamieassmanjoin me in private hun
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    After a long exclusive:

    fuckboy: not worth it

    Hoe: tell me you can't afford me without telling me you can't afford me

    ***fuck boy left. trash took itself out so I didn't have to block.

    Even broke losers know your worth, they just hope you don't.

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    JimmySorry ma'am I did not hear you
    To Jimmyyou dtiched me twice
    JimmyI did not get you I was having trouble with my phone I apologize
    To JimmyWhat are you in the mood for?
    JimmyNew to this im not sure
    To Jimmyyou said shit talking last time
    JimmyWell that does work
    To JimmyYes, we can do that.
    JimmySorry customer calling got to go
    You have blocked Jimmy.

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