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    Default STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Here are the dumb ass stupid shit I hear on cam....that's making me hate men....

    "Are you clean?" (As in STDs)

    "You'd make more money if you can fist."

    "You'd make more money if you can masturbate with a beer bottle."

    "Go check out (insert model name) she's banking, you can do the same."

    "You'd make more money if you..(insert whatever here)."

    Let's make one thing clear before I continue...I am ME, I make money my own way, I have personality, and I have guys who love me for that and yes, I do make good money. Fisting my pussy isn't necessary.

    "Are those real?" When I CLEARLY have small tits!!

    "What happens in private?" What do you think happens?? I just stand here and sing a Christmas Carol to you?! I hate this question because if you're not interested, keep it moving!!! If you were interested, you'd want more and take me to private! Those who ask these questions are the ones who take you into 1.5 minute pvts.

    "Are you mix with white? You're music is different."

    "Your apartment is nice, you must be banking!" Does knowing how to keep your place clean= having a lot of money?!?!?

    "I hope you end up with a white man because there's only 2% hot black chicks like you and we don't need anymore nigger babies."

    "You can't be 100% black cuz you're hot."

    While I'm up dancing and entertaining the public chat or mid count down, "Jo, check you PM..." "PM bb"...then I stop everything to check my PM with 300 men watching "How was your day, bb?" Are you fucking serious??

    "Do you do anal, bb?" I'd reply "No, sorry babe." And they would say, "Too bad...my PVTs are usually an hour long." Or they would say "For 100 tokens?" YEAH SURE, let me lose my ass virginity on cam for FIVE DOLLARS!!

    Most would think being a stripper would make you sick of men...but no, it is CAMMING that makes men retarded species....

    ANYONE ELSE?!?!?

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    I get all that shit everynight and they wonder why I am so sarcastic to them
    Last edited by Afroangel; 04-04-2012 at 08:22 AM.


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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    "What do you do in private?"
    "Well, I'll strip, talk dirty, play with my pussy, use my toy..."
    "Is that it?" *leaves*

    Uhhhh no, I also shoot rainbows out of my asshole. WTF?

    "Do you fist? Do you squirt? Do you vomit? Do you poop? Do you pee?"

    When all they have to do is look at my profile where I clearly state NO FISTING, SQUIRTING, etc etc.

    I also get the "are they real?" question a lot. Um, yeah I paid $5K to get these saggy A-cups with stretch marks on them.

    Hmmm... what else? Oh right. "Do you escort? I'll pay for your plane ticket and give you 10 grand to stay the weekend with me!"

    also "I don't have any money right now but I'd really like to go out on a date with you in real life... I really like you a lot, more than other camgirls.. I think it might be something more and if you give me a chance, I think you'll like me too and--" BLAH BLAH blah dumbasses, I have zero interest, sorry.


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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Quote Originally Posted by Afroangel View Post
    I feel you babe.

    I get all that shit everynight and they wonder why I am so sarcastic to them
    So am I but I usually end up getting pushed over the edge!

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    LMAO @ Smurffet!

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    ^^Omg totally [email protected] rainbows out the azz. Yep I second all the things mentioned already....especially the guys who want some foreign object inserted in ass or pussy that is the size of a bus.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    "Stand up"
    "Turn around"
    "Can I see your ass"
    "Can I see your feet"
    "Can I see your toys"
    "Do you have stockings"
    "Can I see them"
    "Do you have heels"
    "Can I see them"
    "Will you flash for $1 gold"
    "Does your man know you do this"
    "Can we get to know each other better on MSN"


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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Oh, I forgot the, "Do you have a yellow dress?" (or whatever)

    Right, I will do a total wardrobe change after an hour me getting ready just for YOU, Mr. Not Even Tipping Me...


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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Yeah, I can't stand the guys who expect you, in free chat, to completely change your outfit or leave the view of the camera to go digging through your drawers to find one pair of lace panties or whatever...


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    Stupid stupid stupid men!


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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    I hear ya. So far it hasn't been too bad for me, but I can't believe the # of guys that think their dick is sooo fucking special. Big or not. In reality too big is too big and too small is too small. And really why do I care to see your dick for free. it looks like a dick. I've seen quite a few.


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    I get this same crap all time. STOP telling me to turn my ass around,pull my pussy apart,bend over. Geee if you want to see ME then pay for it,I am not a damn robot
    Oh and yes My hair is natural blonde for goodness sake and so is my tits and lips. I am not going to crap for you either


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    Babe, I tottally know how you feel.Men are uhmmmm.I wonder if they sound stupid because they are nervous or r douchebags.

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    I love it (sarcasm) when guys on MFC want you to see their dicks! I always tell them now only if you pay me! hahahaha Men are so fricking stupid sometimes! Chicks usually do not want to see your dick upfront and see pictures of your dick. ugh

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    I've got so tired of the "wanna see my enormous cock" line, I've started saying that I'll only view cams in private.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Agree^^^^ another madly annoying thing is when they say "Can you view my cam bb?"

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Guys don't seem to understand that women's libidos don't work the same as theirs... sure they can look at a pair of tits and get a hardon but we can't just look at a closeup of a random cock and get soaking wet.

    I love it when guys call me a "ginger" or tell me how they love redheads or when they ask me "if the carpet matches the drapes". I advertise myself as a redhead but I'm really not! My hair is mostly brown with a reddish tint, so I guess you'd call it auburn. But apparently on camera I look like I have fiery red hair or something.

    I am most certainly NOT a "ginger". I'm pale but no freckles whatsoever.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Oh yeah, when I'm in private for approximately 40 seconds, have just barely taken off my bra and the guy goes, "thnx bb, i just came everywhere bye xx"



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    Quote Originally Posted by Smurfette View Post
    Oh yeah, when I'm in private for approximately 40 seconds, have just barely taken off my bra and the guy goes, "thnx bb, i just came everywhere bye xx"


    A new definition to the minute man. lmao

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    I dye my hair red, so naturally I get shit tons of guys asking me if I'm a natural redhead & "you have red pussy hair bb?"
    I swear I've heard so many stupid questions tonight I had to log off. I love when guys come into you room and immediately take you private without looking at your profile or asking you ahead of time if you are willing to do what they want, then get pissed when you tell them you don't do it. Seriously, if you took 2 seconds to ask me before you took me private, I would have told you no I don't do anal and I will not shit on my pillow then lay down on it! Fuck!
    I want to reach through my screen and strangle these guys sometimes


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    tonight I had a guy came in my 2 sites on free chats under the same 1 sec apart. saying -YOU FUCKING UGLY SLOT NOBOBY WILL PAY YOU BITCH. so I said -OH BABY YOU MAD YOUR GF IS NOT MAKING MONEY ON HERE poor baby. they he ran. lol anyways he try to get me angry but now all the guys in my room tell him to fuck off and I had so many privates tonight lol. I say let the haters do their job and waste timers.

    they ask-
    show ass and tits-no please-I say see pics or priv
    you a bitch- I say- I KNOW with a smile that is why I am a 5 star bb.
    I get it all and I love them love to play with them but they ran but I do keep a print screen on the rude rude one and send it to customer service and do a follow up.

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    worst one.. I am hairy down there ladies and they always ask me how hairy and I say I dont measure it cum see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TinaLayne View Post
    I dye my hair red, so naturally I get shit tons of guys asking me if I'm a natural redhead & "you have red pussy hair bb?"
    I swear I've heard so many stupid questions tonight I had to log off. I love when guys come into you room and immediately take you private without looking at your profile or asking you ahead of time if you are willing to do what they want, then get pissed when you tell them you don't do it. Seriously, if you took 2 seconds to ask me before you took me private, I would have told you no I don't do anal and I will not shit on my pillow then lay down on it! Fuck!
    I want to reach through my screen and strangle these guys sometimes
    YES I get these guys all the time. Earlier today I had a guy take me private and tell me to jam my dildo up my ass. I said sorry, I don't do anal. "PLZ BB JUST SLIDE IT UP THERE... for me" I love it when they add the "for me" part... maybe it counts for something if it's a loyal regular who has spent thousands on you, but some random guy who has taken you private for all of 20 seconds? Why the fuck do they think they deserve special treatment?


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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    all of the above ....
    and...
    ill tip you if its worth it..

    your a token whore.. O RLLY? and i thought i was just on here cause i love to get naked for cheapasses

    your too pretty to tip hun, i just wanna be with you, get to to know you . um no thanks.

    whens the last time you came.. every day 593407696 times a day. why does it matter?

    whats up? i am bb. hahaheehohoheehee ha! that is soooooo witty and clever take me now.

    im poor but i have a nice cock. my response is always too bad your cock cant pay my bills cause then wed just be damn set now wouldnt we?

    view my cam bb , bb i sent you pm, bb im so hard for you , bb im showing you my cock
    .
    fuck offfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffff cock is really not all that attractive. its a big stick very nice now put it away until youve got your wallet out too.



    i tipped you 5 tokens that one time 492380 days age, if i tip you 100 tokens more can i have that video you are selling for 500 tokens..because im a "repeat customer"
    well um lets see get out your calculator kiddies! its fun math time for tards!
    100 plus 5 is 105=500? no. promptly die in a fire k thanks.

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    Most annoying for me are : ."IF you make me hard i will go in prv " ;
    ." I dont have a credit card but will you make a preview of your show ?"
    "IF you take your panties off i will go prv"
    How big are your nipples ? How big is your clit ?
    "I dont have money now but if you make me cum now , i will give a lot next time!"


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