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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    I don't mind uncut dicks. It's not that uncommon where I grew up. I just don't like watching a dude dig around and twirl his finger in it. I had never seen that before this guy.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    I'm always tweaking my prices around and I recently lowered them for certain things and lately I've been getting more new guys coming in telling me they are too high and leaving. LOL I wonder what they say to the top models on mfc

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Quote Originally Posted by PhatGirlDynomite!!! View Post
    I don't mind uncut dicks. It's not that uncommon where I grew up. I just don't like watching a dude dig around and twirl his finger in it. I had never seen that before this guy.
    My ex was uncut. As a potential mother, I'm definitely in favor of leaving it natural on any hypothetical children I might have. I think a foreskin is actually really pleasant when it comes to vaginal sex and handjobs (because it doesn't fall entirely on me/lube/wetness to provide the "glide-iness").

    But I have had a couple custies that think it would be sexy if I'd run the tip of my tongue under their foreskin. Nope! I'm not *that* strong an advocate for natural cock!
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    idiot: do you wear glasses? I'd love to see you in glasses
    me: oh I need glasses, but I broke my pair and I have been short on cash to replace them. I could sure use them, though!
    (we chat a little bit about glass prescriptions, lasik, how nice it is to be able to see properly.)
    me: well babe, how bout we go test your nice new glasses and see how much hotter I look on your screen with proper eyesight?
    him: I'll only take you pvt when you get those glasses. That shall motivate you.
    me: why don't you better take me now and contribute to my getting my glasses? That makes a lot more sense, why would I be motivated just to please somebody who's not even a customer?
    he leaves. idiot.
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    [email protected]: Hey love
    [email protected]: trying to find me a booty call to come over
    [email protected]: what did u say
    me: lets play on here see if we got chemistry
    [email protected]: I need some contact lol
    [email protected]: but I may still play
    [email protected]: come over my house bb
    [email protected]: this is for real
    [email protected]: I'll give you tokens when you arrive
    [email protected]: you come over soon or what?

    Dustyselect: Good digestion sexy
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    LMAO I will give tokens when you arrive!!!! That's wild. Where does he keep said tokens? In a mason jar?

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    had another guy that tipped me 7 tokens on chaturbate then I barely react and he bitches and moans I am about as exciting as a dead fish.

    Thank you I take that as a compliment especially when u tip me 35 cents and expect me to do naked gymnastics type shit.

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    Negging losers are out in force tonight! 'You're expensive, you're ugly, you're a cunt, you're up yourself, you're tits are fake - no they're not - prove it bitch, why would I pay YOU'... on and on and on!

    They must all be broke tonight

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    After a minute of the typical chit chat in free...

    ﷯ You to mufasa2721: oh cool ﷯ what are you in the mood for tonight?
    [email protected]: what are my choices?
    ﷯ You to mufasa2721: go private or go away ﷯
    [email protected]: would love to go private with you...
    ﷯ You to mufasa2721: actions speak louder than words ﷯
    [email protected]: are you wearing yoga pants?
    ﷯ You to mufasa2721: yup
    [email protected]: please show...
    [email protected]: make me want to take you private...
    ﷯ You to mufasa2721: did you not take the hint when i said "go private or go away'?
    ﷯ You to mufasa2721: seriously dude do you think im an idiot?
    ﷯ You to mufasa2721: you have 10 seconds

    Ban.

    ---not the first time this dude has wasted my time, but it will be the last.

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    Damn Bitch them titties could hurt somebody. You ever punch somebody in the face with em?

    So I'm ignoring him and bopping to my music and two minutes later he types: ??? LMAO he really wanted an answer to that question! These guys are so special.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Quote Originally Posted by PhatGirlDynomite!!! View Post
    I don't mind uncut dicks. It's not that uncommon where I grew up. I just don't like watching a dude dig around and twirl his finger in it. I had never seen that before this guy.

    Where I live, circumcision is a purely religious thing so most men are uncut. I actually never saw a circumcised dick until I started camming, and when I did it freaked the hell out of me out because, to me, it looked like it was half-skinned lol.
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    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.


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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    "You're beautiful and have a big breast I would date you"

    Wow someone would date me. Lucky me!

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    He: *PMs me and ignores it that I have the PM price in my room topic* Hey how are you
    Me: PM = 30 tokens
    He: You would earn more by being nicer
    Me: I'm never nice to greedy fucks who don't tip me! Boy BYE *bans him*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bananabunny View Post
    He: *PMs me and ignores it that I have the PM price in my room topic* Hey how are you
    Me: PM = 30 tokens
    He: You would earn more by being nicer
    Me: I'm never nice to greedy fucks who don't tip me! Boy BYE *bans him*
    And by "being nicer" he means "letting him freeload". Dipshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bananabunny View Post
    He: *PMs me and ignores it that I have the PM price in my room topic* Hey how are you
    Me: PM = 30 tokens
    He: You would earn more by being nicer
    Me: I'm never nice to greedy fucks who don't tip me! Boy BYE *bans him*
    you would earn more by letting people freeload and dirty talk for free and attempt to monopolize your attention? What world does he live in? what a worthless, entitled idiot. Do they really think we are that fucking stupid? It never ceases to amaze me how stupid these guys think we are.

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    [email protected] to You: hi
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    Aren't these guys just the best?! You know, the kind who think you wanna talk to them for free?!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Also, this Streamate user is constantly popping in and out of my room and has only paid for anything 3 times since 2015...all under $10 transactions.

    Dumbass: Hey baby

    Me: Hello

    Dumbass: How ya been?

    Me: I'm great, hru?

    Dumbass: Been doing alright

    Me: Wanna have some fun today?

    Dumbass: If i got paid this morning instead of tonight
    Dumbass: Maybe tomorrow

    Me: Oh...so why are you here then?

    Dumbass: Conversation?

    Me: So you have no money to tip me or take me private but you want me to converse with you for free?
    ...
    No thanks!

    Dumbass has logged off with his tail between his legs (reason: got called out for being a broke loser)
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    He begging forever in free chat, and I let him know , that he can have requests in pvt. After:

    Dumbass: can I get xy for free, so i can decide.
    Me: I dont know, if u go to a restaurant, can u get a meal for free, so u can decide? Or can u get a haircut for free, so u can be sure?
    Dumbass: but I want pvt, just not sure yet.
    Me: all u did here, is annoyed and irritated me and u expect anything in return?
    Dumbass: girl, behave!
    Me: I behave. That doesnt change the fact, that u are a broke loser. bye.

    And I get nothing, but fucking trolls like this all day long. I had hard times, but today I really feel like I dont wanna do this anymore. Wtf are these people really, so dumb it makes me wanna cry. And the worst part is that I can t get rid of them. No paying customers anywhere for hours, and it seems like these lowlifes are not happy until they make someone have a brain cancer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunnylexie View Post
    Where I live, circumcision is a purely religious thing so most men are uncut. I actually never saw a circumcised dick until I started camming, and when I did it freaked the hell out of me out because, to me, it looked like it was half-skinned lol.
    it def depends on where you're from. i think uncut ones are nasty. but im also american and like every guy gets circumcised here.

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    i have this loser who thinks we're going to meet up and fuck. all day every day he begs me to meet up and fuck. never in a million years will i ever want your tiny dick loser

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    Him: Have you ever had a 10' long 5' fat in girth cock before
    Him: I have a cock that big and I am serious
    Me: Oh yeah? You have a ruler handy?
    Him: The way I know my cock is that big is because I measured it by putting my food along my are from my hand to my elbow that is how long my cock is that is the easiest way to find out a cock size
    Me: I would think the easiest way would be to use a ruler but that's just me
    Him: That too I take it you still do not believe me

    Men are just too hilarious! He never did whip out that ruler for me

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    It pisses me off so much when they command that I "don't hold it back", "let it go" and "lose control". You wouldn't be saying this you moron if you knew how much control it takes to keep my lady boner and cum despite your idiocy (by idiocy, I mean thinking one can relax when rushed into it, and assuming the only thing holding a woman back from orgasming 2.5 minutes into the act is not having your permission)
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    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.


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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    The "trust fund baby" thing pisses me off every time they use it. Because...

    1. They never tip and when they do its only 1 token.

    and

    2. It's seriously a turn off. I've talked to a lot of guys online who have interesting livings (doctors, engineers, surgeons, farmers, etc)- and that's a turn on for me. But to hear some arrogant ass come in and say "want some money? I'm a trust fund baby." well asshole, even if you were it's a bit of a turn off to know that you're spending the hard earned fortune that YOUR FAMILY made on a cam site. At the end of the day, cash is cash- but it still peeves me to no end.

    Maybe I'd be a lot happier if they gave me money (they broke ass bitches) but it's their thought perception that irks me. Why do men think this kind of stuff turns me on? "I'm so happy to know you don't work hard and can live off funds you never even earned."? Fuck, even if he tipped me 10 tokens and said he was a grocery clerk I'd be much more aroused. I value hard work and family- if I was going to go on a cam site I'd at least say "I'm a (insert career)" rather than "I'll use my family's funds to support my cheap ass." The trust fund baby concept is NOT attractive, it's disrespectful

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    Some Cheeky Dude: was wondering if after you logged off you could help out a new male model by checking out my stream? maybe even going private or exclusive if you like what you see? or is that forbidden?

    Lol that's some brand new way to get women look at your dick. Also, didn't know it was ok to ask other models for pvt.
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    I asked him if he was looking for a show. His reply?

    "Yea baby lol we should work out a deal tho with how many cam shows I get from you"

    I checked... dude's had four ten minute shows over a six month time period. Clearly I'd better give him a deal or I'll lose my number one regular!


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