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    Quote Originally Posted by gbjenna View Post
    I signed up on AW again to give it one final chance. It’s extremely clear on my profile that I am not doing meets.

    Email from an escort client with a shit tonne of timewaster and no show feedback:

    Him: Are you sure you’re not meeting Jenna? I’d love to be your first…
    Me: I don’t even think you’re sure if you’re meeting going by that feedback, never mind whether I’m sure!
    Him: “but I’ve been there and done it! Not like you, hiding behind a camera…..fucking Dick Dodger! Fuck off!

    ‘Dick Dodger’ cracked me up lmaooo
    LMAO genuinely never heard that one before!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CatBBW View Post
    LMAO genuinely never heard that one before!!
    I really don’t have high expectations of my feelings for AW changing tbh but that alone has made it worthwhile signing back up hahahaha

    Ironic of him to call me a dick dodger with all his TW/no show feedback though. Personally I’d say it makes him a pussy dodger

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    littlemark- I want you to be my stepson, catch me jerking off to gay porn and straighten me out

    lol what???
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    joeycape123: Hi miss, i need your tits slowly rub my face and in my mouth to feel safe,

    Me: wow you had that copied and ready to paste, huh?

    joeycape123 has logged off (reason: user was booted by model)


    edit: he posted this the second he entered my chat. dead giveaway that he makes his rounds pasting this in as many models chats as he can. cringe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emkato View Post
    joeycape123: Hi miss, i need your tits slowly rub my face and in my mouth to feel safe,

    Me: wow you had that copied and ready to paste, huh?

    joeycape123 has logged off (reason: user was booted by model)


    edit: he posted this the second he entered my chat. dead giveaway that he makes his rounds pasting this in as many models chats as he can. cringe.
    Gross. “I want to fuck my mom.” Stupid ass pervs

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    Ttal: hiii
    Ttal: just sent gold
    me: No you didn't, why even bother lying?
    Ttal: lol i tried

    You have blocked Ttal.

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    I have dust allergies, I sneeze often...And instead of "Bless you" it's Covid-19?

    To Joey6969123 What are you in the mood for? ��

    ME: *SNEEZES*

    Joey6969123 Corona virus ��

    ME: You're in the mood for Corona Virus?

    Joey6969123 You sneeze monster

    Joey6969123 has logged off (reason: user left)

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    rocky has logged on
    rocky: hi
    rocky: oh
    rocky: you are a cunt
    rocky: forgive me for bthin you cunt head
    To rocky: crybaby
    rocky: yur tits har fake
    rocky has logged off

    He was upset because I was ignoring him. Must suck to be so sensitive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by looklovely View Post
    I have dust allergies, I sneeze often...And instead of "Bless you" it's Covid-19?

    To Joey6969123 What are you in the mood for? ��

    ME: *SNEEZES*

    Joey6969123 Corona virus ��

    ME: You're in the mood for Corona Virus?

    Joey6969123 You sneeze monster

    Joey6969123 has logged off (reason: user left)
    Heaven forbid you cough and sneeze and be human. lol

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    Alex02Why you are 30 year old

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    Quote Originally Posted by emkato View Post
    joeycape123: Hi miss, i need your tits slowly rub my face and in my mouth to feel safe,

    Me: wow you had that copied and ready to paste, huh?

    joeycape123 has logged off (reason: user was booted by model)


    edit: he posted this the second he entered my chat. dead giveaway that he makes his rounds pasting this in as many models chats as he can. cringe.
    Yes I ban anyone who acts like a bot

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    When guys tip one gold and vibe vibrates on low setting for 3 seconds.
    "are you wet now bb?"

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    In succession I have the following enter my chat:

    1234 has logged on
    1234_1 has logged on
    1234_2 has logged on

    Me: yeah no not dealing with whatever bullshit this is about to be. Blocked and reported all 3. oh boy. The end of the month is always a little extra when it comes to the attempted scams and beggers..

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    i wasn't sure where else to post this but just wanted to rant for a minute about this utter stupidity i dealt with tonight.

    i have an old regular (i.e. a guy who used to spend tons on SM, but barely comes around anymore but still keeps in touch) who has been talking about doing a skype show with me forever. we chat via twitter DM. over a year ago i told him about my indie payment processor, and to let me know when he'd be interested. at the time we had never discussed rates or any details yet. lately he's been hitting up my inbox talking about doing a show soon but being incredibly vague so i'm just like, great, just let me know when you're free.

    he comes into my SM room tonight, joins a gold show, then says "any chance we can play after? wink" so i was like "yeah finally!" so i finish the gold show, log out, hop over to twitter DMs, and we start talking.

    long story short, i tell him i'll add him on skype as soon as i get payment and ask how long he wants to go for, then awkwardness ensues. he writes "oh i don't know how long what i sent would cover. we never discussed that." so i said, "wait what do you mean "what you sent"? i don't see anything."

    so i search for him on my indie site transactions and lo and behold find a $100 tip from A YEAR AGO... it was literally a "happy new years" tip, which is what i took it as because we never discussed otherwise. he basically was like "oh yeah that was prepayment for a show, i can't afford more right now"

    like WHAT?! dude what the hell, your random tip from one year ago was just that. a TIP. and you've been talking me up for over a year thinking that tip was going to get you a skype show? omg.

    so i had to be like "um no i'm super sorry but this whole time i was expecting you to actually pay for your show."

    i still like the guy so i offered him a slight discount if we ever do a show in the future, but he's broke as shit these days so it probably will never happen lol. what a waste of a half hour, and now i'm totally not in the mood to get back on sm >_<

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    ^^^not entirely the same, but reminds me of a guy from MFC who once sent me tokens to purchase a lingerie set from VS, many moons ago, around christmas 2014. i sent him pictures and we have done shows wearing it.

    still to this day, 7 years later, he will occasionally text me "hey, wanna send some pics in that set?"... as if i should be giving him a free lifetime supply of content.

    he still buys indie shows here and there, he even respects my new rates/pays without complaint, so i don't wanna tell him to F off about the old ass underwear lol. i just politely remind him i have already sent pics, or suggest that he can BUY brand new pics or even brand new lingerie. he never does. i dunno why the heck is so hung up on that one set.
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    ^^^I would be like ‘bro that set disintegrated 3 years ago.’

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genoveve View Post
    ^^^I would be like ‘bro that set disintegrated 3 years ago.’
    Ahhhahahahahaha I snorted and died. I have a story in the same vein. Sorta. I have a regular who loves any bikini like outfit, but he gets shows a few times a week and wants new outfits every time. I told him I’ve worn them all in every possible combination— he was floored I don’t buy new clothes every week. Dude definitely remembers each outfit, too. Crazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freyasnecklace View Post
    Ahhhahahahahaha I snorted and died. I have a story in the same vein. Sorta. I have a regular who loves any bikini like outfit, but he gets shows a few times a week and wants new outfits every time. I told him I’ve worn them all in every possible combination— he was floored I don’t buy new clothes every week. Dude definitely remembers each outfit, too. Crazy.
    I have lots of these, I get tons of clothing/outfit guys and lots of times I have to tell them that no I don't have anything new. I also have guys who remember outfits I had ten years ago that they still rave about. Men are very consistent.

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    These token site men who ask "How much?," knowing damn well their ass (already stingy af with their tokens) is not about to tip me 2,223 tokens for my panties in the mail. They're not used to seeing models charging that much for panties. They're used to seeing amounts like $20...or 400 tokens. And then you tell them they should follow you on Twitter, because on Twitter is where you can freely talk to them about how using the "Make it rain" feature on ManyVids (due to the higher percentage for models) will knock the price down. But instead they say shit like "I don't have Twitter." *Facepalm* Well then take a minute to fucking sign up on Twitter then, or use your brain to look me up on other sites, or pay me RIGHT HERE (on the platform we're currently on) and just pay more out of your pocket. DUH.

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    Anytime someone on Skype asks if I’m available when I put “OFFLINE “ with a big red circle/slash emoji as my status.

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    broke ass loser sends me a private message and 6 gold - "Six gold for you to send me a story of how you will kick me in the balls and what stockings you would wear and how you will do it "
    LMAO

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    “It’s not the most traditionally sexy body, but I still think it’s sexy”

    “You don’t have the biggest dick, but I still think it’s sexy.”

    This man clearly went to the red pill/MRA school of negging.


    Edited: I had someone jerk off to my hairline for 10 mins in exclusive tonight. Nothing can make me feel bad about myself right now, lollll.
    Last edited by pippapippa; 01-28-2022 at 08:55 PM.

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    Daddyiam69-I want to see your asshole wink
    Daddyiam69-Fart too

    lol

    anthony-im taking you private ur gonna tell me what to do n im gonn listen to ehwtever u say

    Me-Sure, sounds good. Let's do it.


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    Lmfao
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