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    Quote Originally Posted by looklovely View Post
    I should have added, I'm pretty sure this is a regular cuckold who is trying to get a free show by pissing me off.

    That's why instead of spending too much time telling them off (which, back in the day, I would have done), now I just calmly chuckle and make a quick snarky remark while my fingers are reaching for that permaban button.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freyasnecklace View Post
    DOeS yUr HusBanD KnOW yoU cAm ?! (For the billionth time)

    No, he’s off in the space wars… totally oblivious.
    You cant win with this. You say yes and they want to know why he isnt fucking or watching or what he thinks of it. You say no and they want to know why, whats wrong with you, are you getting laid by anyone, why not, dont you like sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBrownFox View Post
    Attachment 56444

    And you've seen my big titties for the last time. Buhbye.....
    You shoulda been like "Unfortunately for you no one loves microdick incels."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genoveve View Post
    You shoulda been like "Unfortunately for you no one loves microdick incels."

    I think I said something along the lines of "Aw, look at Shrimp Dick secretly lusting after this Black pussy." LOL!!! As I was reaching towards the permaban button.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    So many obsessive customers lately. They might tip well but then they send endless messages saying "I love you and can't wait till you're on again." I always end up blocking them.

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    Moron: Heyyy
    Moron: Would you burn down the african jungle for 25 million dollar? I would ����

    Btw his emojis were the big-eyed, shocked/embarrassed face and the hang-tight hand symbol LOL.
    Last edited by Genoveve; 01-14-2022 at 06:22 PM.

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    “Does that run in the family?” After seeing my ass

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    When a member does that "I can't tip you because ______" shit, I'm like "Well, you COULD if you really want to. This site has token packages as low as $1.49." And that's when they leave the room because they have no rebuttal for that. Lol.

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    ^LOL. Once a guy even had the audacity to ask me "Do you have any special deals or anything happening for your birthday month?" Haha. I'm like huh? What do they think this is...Big Lots? And then I remembered "Oh, that's right. Some models do offer deals and whatnot during their birthday month." *Shrugs* Well...go enjoy their deals then. My birthday month is when you should be spoiling me...not trying to get bargains.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBrownFox View Post
    ^LOL. Once a guy even had the audacity to ask me "Do you have any special deals or anything happening for your birthday month?" Haha. I'm like huh? What do they think this is...Big Lots? And then I remembered "Oh, that's right. Some models do offer deals and whatnot during their birthday month." *Shrugs* Well...go enjoy their deals then. My birthday month is when you should be spoiling me...not trying to get bargains.
    That's crazy, they should be spoiling US for out birthdays. Not the other way around. Maybe offering discounts is a way to make more money in the long run but I don't know, at the end of the day these guys couldn't care less if it's our birthday or not. They really don't care about us at all. So why should I care about their special days?? Lol. If a dude is having a birthday party the stripper his homie hires for the party still gets paid. Its no different on cam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genoveve View Post
    Moron: Heyyy
    Moron: Would you burn down the african jungle for 25 million dollar? I would ����

    Btw his emojis were the big-eyed, shocked/embarrassed face and the hang-tight hand symbol LOL.
    I never want to know the motivation for that dumb ass question

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    ^^^I also wasn't aware that Africa is home to a single jungle.

    ...

    Dude: Damn somebody should definitely get fired because you should be ranked in the top 10 up here definitely

    As he sits there not spending.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    samnolan R u a foot model

    "yes, it's my expertise"

    samnolan Can u show urs

    "sure. use my GOLD menu"

    samnolan 35

    "yes"

    samnolan Lots of money

    "not really...if you have money"

    samnolan has logged off (reason: user left)
    Sha

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    I was surfing SM earlier, looking at the ladies' rooms - literally their rooms, the background, the furniture, the lighting etc (cos really should do something with mine and need inspiration).

    Anyway, I clicked on one lady's room just in time to see her loudly and physically enjoying her tip vibe which was being repeatedly pinged with Gold, a yellow text wall appeared and grew...and in the midst of all this Gold and writhing and moaning and "oh oh oh I am gonna cum"-ing, some idiot pipes up: "is ur pussy wet".


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    "I want to be humilated. I have no genitals. when I was a little boy I was attacked by a neighbour’s dog and lost my willy and my testicles, what have left is kind of like a vagina and I have to sort of finger it to cum. I’m 19"

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    I logged on, and a reg took me exclusive right away.
    After the show, he came back to my chatroom pissy because he didn't come.
    He said that because I took hair out of my mouth ( it was on my dildo when doing a bj), he got turned off.
    Says he wants his money back.
    I blocked him.
    Having a guy like that right out of the gate put me in a bad mood.
    Of course, it spiraled, because guys started coming into my chat just to tell me they are watching football.
    Grrr.
    "Fortune Favors The Bold."
    What's next? LEOPARD POX?

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    When men (who aren't very good tippers...if they do tip, it's a 1-token tip here and there) pop in and out of your room, and then when they come back and see that you're about to log off, they post a little sad face. LOL. I don't know wtf you're pouting about. I've been logging off at the same time for quite some time now, and you know that. "But I was on a phone call." Cool story. And I've been in free chat for three hours, and in all that time y'all motherfuckers couldn't get me to a simple mini-goal of 200 tokens. And my camscore on these sites suffer because of it. Now you expect me to stay on longer just to chitchat with you...while you toss an occasional 1-token tip at me? No, that's insulting.

    I'll tell you what...I'll put on a short 2 or 2 1/2 minute song to give you some time to quickly buy more tokens. Then YOU can tip me the remainder of my mini goal, which will also keep me online for at least another 10 minutes. Don't wanna do that? Then I'm out. Catch me online tomorrow night. If you (once again) wait 'til the last minute to come into my room, that's your own damn fault. Not my problem that you men have the attention span of toddlers, and wanna pop in and out of models' rooms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBrownFox View Post
    When men (who aren't very good tippers...if they do tip, it's a 1-token tip here and there) pop in and out of your room, and then when they come back and see that you're about to log off, they post a little sad face. LOL. I don't know wtf you're pouting about. I've been logging off at the same time for quite some time now, and you know that. "But I was on a phone call." Cool story. And I've been in free chat for three hours, and in all that time y'all motherfuckers couldn't get me to a simple mini-goal of 200 tokens. And my camscore on these sites suffer because of it. Now you expect me to stay on longer just to chitchat with you...while you toss an occasional 1-token tip at me? No, that's insulting.

    I'll tell you what...I'll put on a short 2 or 2 1/2 minute song to give you some time to quickly buy more tokens. Then YOU can tip me the remainder of my mini goal, which will also keep me online for at least another 10 minutes. Don't wanna do that? Then I'm out. Catch me online tomorrow night. If you (once again) wait 'til the last minute to come into my room, that's your own damn fault. Not my problem that you men have the attention span of toddlers, and wanna pop in and out of models' rooms.
    Omg I hate those, some even ask me till what hour I am online. I say "I log off at 2 (let's say)". At 1:50 they come and take me in a 2 hours private.
    SERIOUSLY?!??! I've been online for 10 hours, but let me just be an asshole and take you on a long private, 10 minutes before I know you go offline. Geeeezzuuusss!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cutie101 View Post
    Omg I hate those, some even ask me till what hour I am online. I say "I log off at 2 (let's say)". At 1:50 they come and take me in a 2 hours private.
    SERIOUSLY?!??! I've been online for 10 hours, but let me just be an asshole and take you on a long private, 10 minutes before I know you go offline. Geeeezzuuusss!

    These men need to constantly be reminded that the world doesn't revolve around them, and this "Awww, you're leaving? But I just got here!" bullshit does not work on me unless they plan on giving me tokens to make it worthwhile for me to stay. And not these sorry-ass 1-token tips either. I'm ready to log off and get this damn wig off...get this torturing bright light off (and turn on my regular bedroom lamp)...and exit out of OBS asap because that shit overheats my laptop, and I always gotta turn on my Lasko fan to cool down my laptop while using it.

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    Guy: Seeing you enjoying and really getting into it that turns me on the most
    Me: Femdom or riding dildo and playing with my clit
    Guy: seeing you riding and shaking And you really get into it and get messy and go nonstop
    Me: messy...like spit? Deep throat

    Don't fucking pretend I get turned on playing with my spit, weirdo. Just tell us what you want.

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    User: Hi Jenna
    User: You have a fantastic accent
    Me: Aww thanks. Where are you from?
    User: USA
    Me: Nice! What brings you here tonight?
    User: Silly question. Lol
    Me: Well not really, guys come on here for a whole variety of reasons.
    User: Good point.

    Yeah no shit!!! That's why I asked!!
    I said, "I know. So what can I do for you?" and off he went. Maybe I should start making the assumption they all want SPH in future when they say stupid shit like that to see if that puts the message across lol

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    No extra comentary needed. I would have trolled him and play a little of his game, to see how far he goes, but I am too sleepy, lol. I banned him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cutie101 View Post
    No extra comentary needed. I would have trolled him and play a little of his game, to see how far he goes, but I am too sleepy, lol. I banned him.
    image_2022-01-19_075919.png
    lolollll the "fuck off" was it for me
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    This is stupidly petty, but have you all noticed that guys who ask to see you fuck someone (which I don’t offer), always use the word “hubby?” As in, “I’d like to see you fuck your hubby.” “Is hubby around?” I don’t know any woman who refers to their husband as hubby. And I’m not even married. Anyway, it irrationally annoys me.

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