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    Bruce: Gold show?

    Me: I don't do gold shows, just not my cup of tea

    Bruce: i think it is an option who dont have to much money... like me

    (he leaves and comes back a few minutes later)

    Bruce: i was thinking. is it possible to have a quickie?

    Bruce: 3-5 min pvt

    Me: sure, I'd be down for that

    Bruce: nice

    Bruce: could i have a preview of those tits? to get warmer

    Me: you can tip from my gold menu or spin the wheel for a preview

    Bruce: I dont see the wheel

    *Bruce leaves*


    broke dudes are the worst

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    Oct 26, 2021
    Ihaveateenyweeny (invisible)Hiii mommy would you like to see some pictures of my little teeny weeny in my little tighty whities ???????? ...

    ME: Tip Gold for that.

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    B1ank0 (invisible)Hii would you like to see some pictures of my little wittle pp in my little tighty whities ????

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Men acting like cam sites are CNN (a 24-hours news channel), and acting like their favorite cam model is expected to be on whenever he's on. *Eye roll* Doesn't work that way. That's why we have schedules. Try doing a little READING. And maybe don't be so stingy with your tokens when you DO find me online.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBrownFox View Post
    Men acting like cam sites are CNN (a 24-hours news channel), and acting like their favorite cam model is expected to be on whenever he's on. *Eye roll* Doesn't work that way. That's why we have schedules. Try doing a little READING. And maybe don't be so stingy with your tokens when you DO find me online.....
    Seriously...I have a few regulars that piss and moan when I take off for holidays like christmas, thanksgiving, new years....**eyeroll** Sorry not sorry.. I'd rather be with my family instead of strangers on the internet lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by emkato View Post
    Do any gals on SM get guys who spin the wheel and seem upset that it didn't land on what they wanted? lol like, that's the whole point! its a gamble. And its why I charge less than my standard tip menu.

    I have options anywhere from Blow a Kiss and Flip off (for my subs) to twerking, tits, and spanks. If you want a certain flash all they have to do is tip 3 more gold and they get it but they wanna be cheap
    Honestly!! I get some who tell me in a really entitled manner that they didn’t get what they wanted, like they’re expecting me to offer something different. Why not just tip from the gold menu ffs? Not hard is it!!

    and then they leave immediately when they don’t get the reaction from me they’re hoping for, like they’re flouncing off in a strop

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    Paul: Did you sleep in that bad?
    Me: Why are you asking me that?
    Paul: Just wondering
    Paul: Doesn't look slept in
    Me: That’s a weird observation. Have you never made a bed before?
    Paul: Probably more creepy lol
    Me: At least you’re self aware

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    Quote Originally Posted by gbjenna View Post
    Paul: Did you sleep in that bad?
    Me: Why are you asking me that?
    Paul: Just wondering
    Paul: Doesn't look slept in
    Me: That’s a weird observation. Have you never made a bed before?
    Paul: Probably more creepy lol
    Me: At least you’re self aware
    lolollll clever girl...hahahaaaa witty
    Sha

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    We know who isn't getting any pussy.

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    'I also blocked immediately if they complained about my rates. He can spend all his money on McDonald's big mac so you did him a favor.

    Don't forget guys that get on pay camsites just to say 'I don't pay for pussy'. Okay, then why are you here?! This ain't christianmingle.com.

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    We know who isn't getting any pussy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marina Starr View Post
    'I also blocked immediately if they complained about my rates. He can spend all his money on McDonald's big mac so you did him a favor.

    Don't forget guys that get on pay camsites just to say 'I don't pay for pussy'. Okay, then why are you here?! This ain't christianmingle.com.
    I did my good deed for the day

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    Quote Originally Posted by emkato View Post
    Ah, yes. The dumbass tax. I love to see it :,)

    Ha! Dumbass tax, that made me giggle. In thinking about consequences for customers, I know it's been said before, but wouldn't it be great if WE could rate customers? They introduced a star rating system on Cam4, it's rather handy also incentive for customers not to be assholes or no one will want a show with them lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunnylexie View Post
    One of the guys in my room who had no block/kick popup (the "shy 18-year-old" I wrote about not so long ago) claimed to be watching just my preview. So it's not a glitch but them using a loophole and probably being aware their behaviour would get them banned otherwise (everyone with an absent popup I've seen so far was either a troll or an extremely talkative freeloader)



    Soo, this dude had a few shows with me in 2018 but mostly just sits in my room silently. Today he storms in just to copypaste this:

    I miss (my name on my old account) and youre not 29 you were talking about youre daughter a decade ago when youre name was (my old cam name)

    - and storm away.

    Most my customers have been with me for over a decade and for some reason find it easy to not be passive-agressive bitches about me changing screennames or using whatever display age I choose. Also, I have no kids and if I did I'd never discuss them with random jackers-offers. So yeah that's how much you love and miss me.
    Oh my goodness this made my blood boil for you. The absolute audacity. What a waste of space that guy was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seductive_Brit View Post
    Ha! Dumbass tax, that made me giggle. In thinking about consequences for customers, I know it's been said before, but wouldn't it be great if WE could rate customers? They introduced a star rating system on Cam4, it's rather handy also incentive for customers not to be assholes or no one will want a show with them lol.
    that would be amazing if SM had the option to rate members. the incentive for customers to actually be respectful would be awesome :p

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    [LEFT]backup (invisible)
    I am in the mood fo see a nice asian butt






    To backup
    Yes, we can do that.




    backup (invisible)
    mmm




    backup (invisible)
    I can see your nipples


    To backup
    in private




    backup (invisible)
    they look cute


    backup has logged off (reason: user was booted by model)

    backup has logged on

    [COLOR=#535657][FONT=Roboto]


    backup
    why you kick me out

    To backup
    you're not coming in private
    backup
    what's your name?

    backup has logged off (reason: user left)


    Any guy who mentions race FIRST IMO, is never going to pay...

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    pips3000 (invisible)Do you speak english
    pips3000 (invisible)It just seems most models here don’t speak English
    pips3000 (invisible)I don’t know why that is
    To pips3000What are you in the mood for?
    pips3000 (invisible)Do you live in the USA or canada
    To pips3000USA. It's on my profile.
    pips3000 (invisible)At least I found someone on here that speaks English. Yes
    To pips3000What are you in the mood for?
    pips3000 (invisible)Are you new on here?
    To pips3000no
    pips3000 (invisible)Do you like it
    pips3000 (invisible)I am new on this chat site
    pips3000 has logged off (reason: user left)

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    Petition to post streamate user account numbers each time one of these encounters happens. If you are rude to a colleague and nice to me I still don't want to deal with you.

    Using the block link will be a drop in the ocean, but it will feel good!

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    Quote Originally Posted by liquidsilk View Post
    Petition to post streamate user account numbers each time one of these encounters happens. If you are rude to a colleague and nice to me I still don't want to deal with you.

    Using the block link will be a drop in the ocean, but it will feel good!
    I'd be down to do this, the only problem is how to keep a centralised list that won't get lost

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seductive_Brit View Post
    I'd be down to do this, the only problem is how to keep a centralised list that won't get lost
    Oh I didn't mean a list, just drop the numbers with the username each time there is a post

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    Quote Originally Posted by looklovely View Post
    pips3000 (invisible)Do you speak english
    pips3000 (invisible)It just seems most models here donÂ’t speak English
    pips3000 (invisible)I donÂ’t know why that is
    To pips3000What are you in the mood for?
    pips3000 (invisible)Do you live in the USA or canada
    To pips3000USA. It's on my profile.
    pips3000 (invisible)At least I found someone on here that speaks English. Yes
    To pips3000What are you in the mood for?
    pips3000 (invisible)Are you new on here?
    To pips3000no
    pips3000 (invisible)Do you like it
    pips3000 (invisible)I am new on this chat site
    pips3000 has logged off (reason: user left)
    Seems like he reallllyyyy wanted you to engage in complaining about non english speakers with him. ew. You handled that well.

    Also the "are you new?" question gives me weird vibes. A lot of these guys who never spend look for new and naďve models because they are the only ones who will entertain them, and these guys take advantage big time. Predator vibes.

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    I’ve had a number of guys this week ask for me stuff, like anal and face slapping, which I don’t do, only for them to say

    “Can I ask why?”

    Because I said so. Next question?

    If I say no, why do they need an explanation? Sometimes I tell them to send me $10 and I’ll give them one. No ones ever taken me up on it. Shock

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    My goodness, I wish I'd said why are you so obsessed with big dicks? Man this pissed me off:

    What’s your biggest toy

    To BoggsMy imagination

    To BoggsJokes

    To Boggs I have a dildo

    Boggs Is it big

    To Boggs Yep

    Boggs How big

    To Boggs 2 gold to see it

    To Boggs Or feel free to take me exclusive

    Boggs Why

    Boggs Looking for big toys for a girl to ride

    To Boggs That's nice

    To Boggs As I've said 2 gold to see it, if you're not happy with my assessment of it's size

    Boggs How many inches

    To Boggs It's definitely bigger than your brain

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    As gbjenna said, why? Because I fucking said so you idiotic, steaming pile of manure! I'm not doing anything for anyone in freechat without being paid, end of. And now the next door neigbours are playing really irritating cheesy songs loudly and singing along badly.......what a day lol :')

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    I know its been brought up quite a bit, but the "WhAt ArE yOu In ThE mOoD fOr???" question gets so old so quick. I usually just tell them I'd love to play with my pussy and cum together, like I'm on auto pilot but I swear they want us to say something super crazy cause no matter what the answer is, it isnt good enough.

    Maybe they'll respond to something along the lines of this...


    Idiot: what are you in the mood for?

    Me: I want to hang upside down off the bed while gagging on your cock and DP'ing my pussy and ass while simultaneously singing the national anthem, baking a cake, begging for your cum all while twerking with oil dripping all over my entire body

    that'll rope em' in for sure!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by emkato View Post
    I know its been brought up quite a bit, but the "WhAt ArE yOu In ThE mOoD fOr???" question gets so old so quick. I usually just tell them I'd love to play with my pussy and cum together, like I'm on auto pilot but I swear they want us to say something super crazy cause no matter what the answer is, it isnt good enough.

    Maybe they'll respond to something along the lines of this...


    Idiot: what are you in the mood for?

    Me: I want to hang upside down off the bed while gagging on your cock and DP'ing my pussy and ass while simultaneously singing the national anthem, baking a cake, begging for your cum all while twerking with oil dripping all over my entire body

    that'll rope em' in for sure!!!
    This also irritates me so much, I used to say I don't answer that question anymore because no matter what I say the person always wants something different and guys would say fair enough. If I feel playful I say do you really want to know? I'd love for your to take me exclusive and keep tipping me until your wallet goes dry. Now I have a pre-recorded response: I'd love to go exclusive for an orgasm. But this is about what you'd like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emkato View Post
    I know its been brought up quite a bit, but the "WhAt ArE yOu In ThE mOoD fOr???" question gets so old so quick. I usually just tell them I'd love to play with my pussy and cum together, like I'm on auto pilot but I swear they want us to say something super crazy cause no matter what the answer is, it isnt good enough.

    Maybe they'll respond to something along the lines of this...


    Idiot: what are you in the mood for?

    Me: I want to hang upside down off the bed while gagging on your cock and DP'ing my pussy and ass while simultaneously singing the national anthem, baking a cake, begging for your cum all while twerking with oil dripping all over my entire body

    that'll rope em' in for sure!!!


    If they ask say they’re into “anything” or won’t tell me what they like, I say “let’s go exclusive and fuck your ass then.” They nearly always tell me what they want or leave.

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    menacehorny after class
    To menaceYes, we can do that.
    menaceu strip in pvt?
    To menaceYES! ��
    menaceu dirty talk too?
    menacei need my 19 yr old ass lectured
    menacelecture me in
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