STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

[emkato]

Buea: I want to go private in a sec. I wanna see some ass baby
Buea: Can I get a sneak peak? ����

Me: I don't work for free, hun. Is that what you have to do to get yourself off? Lie to cam girls about going private in the hopes that they were born yesterday? Cringey af.

Buea: Thats why you are a broke bitch lol

Me: far from it, but maybe if you got a better job you could afford some pussy

*BLOCKED*

[looklovely]

sooo he finds it odd that you have taken notes on him trying to play games in your chat room, but he doesnt find it odd that he's playing games in the first place?

man logic.

Right! He's just ashamed he got caught. All I do is copy and paste.

[looklovely]

Buea: I want to go private in a sec. I wanna see some ass baby
Buea: Can I get a sneak peak? ����

Me: I don't work for free, hun. Is that what you have to do to get yourself off? Lie to cam girls about going private in the hopes that they were born yesterday? Cringey af.

Buea: Thats why you are a broke bitch lol

Me: far from it, but maybe if you got a better job you could afford some pussy

*BLOCKED*

I meant "That's why I'm a broke ass idiot."

[CatBBW]

Not working "properly" cos ill, got message on OF from a thread that began a couple of days ago, during which I told him I wasn't at all well:


HIM: hows u today

ME: still pretty ill, at least I am managing to be out of bed for longer periods than yesterday.

HIM: so did you go to work today or chilled at home?

ME: TOO ILL TO WORK
(I closed OF tab and haven't returned)


I really wanted to swear at him and tell him to RE-READ WHAT HE WAS REPLYING TO but was restrained, cos ill. I managed caps lock though. I don't usually caps lock. FFS go to work or chill at home. NEITHER, I AM FUCKIN ILL!


(edit - this is on a slightly subby character who "goes out to work")

[looklovely]

userid=105792371

I'm shaking. ME: How do you know I'm not mixed?"

[TheBrownFox]

^WTF. What a disgusting piece of trash.

[PhatGirlDynomite!!!]

Pillow talk after a long Skype show...

Peter Gabriel's Biggest Fan: Wow! That was great!

Me: Yes! Thank you, I needed that

Peter Gabriel's Biggest Fan: No seriously. You're eyes are so captivating that I get lost in them.

Me: Jeesh! You're making me blush.

Peter Gabriel's Biggest Fan: No seriously. In your eyes I see the doorways of a 1000 Churches.

Me: Boy get on! I gotta make dinner. Bye

If you're confused, "In your eyes I see the doorways of a thousand churches.", is a line from a very iconic song.

[AuroraJade]

am I the only one who gets endless requests for 'breeding kink' and impregnation fetish now? Thats men I guess?

Im not even in the USA so why they want to trigger me I dont know. But that kink grosses me out to no belief with no abortion debate going on (I have a phobia of getting pregnant)

[looklovely]

am I the only one who gets endless requests for 'breeding kink' and impregnation fetish now? Thats men I guess?

Im not even in the USA so why they want to trigger me I dont know. But that kink grosses me out to no belief with no abortion debate going on (I have a phobia of getting pregnant)

Yes. I got it so much I lied and said I'm pregnant. Never have or will be. I do have a fear of getting pregnant, but I'm old.

[looklovely]

Not me? LOL.

[looklovely]

SKyprivate time-waster.

Kept asking if I'm ready. "Do you speak English?"