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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    In AW free chat...

    shaq69: u do meets ?
    Me: no
    shaq69: ohhh waht a shame
    shaq69: would have love to see u
    Me: you can see me lol
    shaq69: cant touch u
    Me: nope
    Me: but you can look
    shaq69: i m dying to grab these big tits
    shaq69: lol
    shaq69: and kiss this sexy lips
    Me: join me for a show then
    shaq69 leaves the room
    shaq69 enters the room
    shaq69: i cant because i respect the women


    Right.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    The Dehydrator: Imma suck that pussy dry girl
    Me: You know a dry pussy isn't a happy pussy, right?
    The Dehydrator: Them Imma spit all over it
    Me: But wait...you know women don't really like it when you spi...nevermind continue

    Who ARE these guys? And who are they fucking?





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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Quote Originally Posted by MysteryGirl44 View Post
    When someone tips you in the free chat, you might want to just log off the other sites. Otherwise, the guys on the other sites aren't going to tip to see whatever it was again
    I dont log off completely but I will stall before I show anything. I'll type to other chat room something like "Pitch in or the boobie show goes private" or I may type privately to members in the same chat room that I want a tip to show eventhough i've already been tipped. I can get them to tip more when i just slow down. Sometimes the original tipper will just take you private to speed things up or get all of the attention to themselves.





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    Quote Originally Posted by PhatGirlDynomite!!! View Post
    I dont log off completely but I will stall before I show anything. I'll type to other chat room something like "Pitch in or the boobie show goes private" or I may type privately to members in the same chat room that I want a tip to show eventhough i've already been tipped. I can get them to tip more when i just slow down. Sometimes the original tipper will just take you private to speed things up or get all of the attention to themselves.
    That's actually helpful thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhatGirlDynomite!!! View Post
    The Dehydrator: Imma suck that pussy dry girl
    Me: You know a dry pussy isn't a happy pussy, right?
    The Dehydrator: Them Imma spit all over it
    Me: But wait...you know women don't really like it when you spi...nevermind continue

    Who ARE these guys? And who are they fucking?
    Ugh, the spitting. I understand that guys think it's hot, but I HATE it when they want me to spit. I have chronic dry mouth issues (medical, not weed related, lol), and the only time I can conjure enough spit to actually launch it from my mouth is if I have a terrible cold, in which case it's not the sexy kind of spit. I've told guys that I'd love to spit on my tits/pussy or give a messy BJ, but I physically can't. Sometimes they tell me that's a sign that I'm not turned on enough. Um... what? That's not what "getting wet" means...
    Also, fwiw, your pussy is a fairly acidic environment (pH 4 or so), while your saliva should be slightly basic to counteract acidic erosion to your teeth. So saliva really is a terrible substitute for pussy juice.

    I swear, if we all collaborated, we could write the most hilarious and informative book ever about shit men don't know about sex and female anatomy. My all time favorite was "My cock's so big that it will go straight through your pussy and into your womb. You'll cum so hard!"

    More recently, I had probably my worst private ever with a guy that kept telling me that he wanted to "maul" my tits. I thought, "Ok, I come from a place where there are bears. Clearly he doesn't, so we have different understandings of the word 'maul.' Whatever." But after a number of other questionable requests, he asked me to bite my nipples. I nibbled them a little, and he said "No, not like that. I mean BITE them. I really want to chew on your nipples!" Then he wanted me to insert my entire dildo, including the handle (although the actual dildo part is reasonably sized, the whole thing is about 13" long). At that point I had to stop and explain that it's in as far as it will go, because my pussy isn't an endless hole. His response? "No, but if you push harder, it will fit. Really. Just push harder! I want you to do it because I need to know that you're having the most pleasure possible."
    I was incredibly pleased that he hit his limit just after telling me that he was getting really close.
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    Oh my god other day I had a retarded motherfucker telling me to take more of the dildo in blah blah blah. deeper harder faster. like shut the fuck up loser this is why your wife don't wanna fuck you like you told me!!!

    oh and he is extremely demanding with outfits and what to wear like really? and you wonder why your wife doesn't want shit to do with you?? What a charmer really!

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    After i reached my goal, and completed my shift:

    - how many of ur holes can i punish in pvt?
    - none.
    - than no pvt.

    well first of all, I know he is broke, without a cent to spend.
    But even if he have money he must have shitload of $$ to make me accept this moron style what he is "presenting". NO dude thnx, fuck off, and learn a way to talk to women.
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    My favorite anatomical faux pas so far has to be when guys have complimented my clitoris, which is virtually never showing.

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