Guy (who was chatting for 30 minutes in free chat): I'm trying to talk to you, but it seems like you're always in private.
*someone takes me private*
Guy: Aww. Oh, well ... we can chat next time. When will you be on next?





Guy (who was chatting for 30 minutes in free chat): I'm trying to talk to you, but it seems like you're always in private.
*someone takes me private*
Guy: Aww. Oh, well ... we can chat next time. When will you be on next?





(In Free Chat)
Prickus McPrick 'I want to send you a gift, do you have paypal?'
Me : 'You can look at my wishlist babe but AW don't accept paypal'
Prickus McPrick : 'Loads of girls still use it bb. I want to send you a LOT of money not like what you get on here!'
Me : 'I don't, I like being on AW'
Prickus McPrick 'Well add me on skype then we can discuss it'
Me : I'm on cam babe, you can book a skype show on my page'
Prickus McPrick : 'But that will cost me bb'
Me : Well seeing as you have a lot of money, that shouldn't be a problem for you'.
Prickus McPrick *takes me in group chat*
Hi bb, I don't have much credit but here's my skype **********
Me : So you want to send me a large gift, but you're skint? That makes sense mate!
Prickus McPrick 'It's up to you bb but add me on skype
Will you?
Say you'll add me bb
Me : I've already said no (laughing)
Prickus McPrick 'Your loss, whore!'
Grrrr..............
Last night in chat, I had someone who kept asking if I knew Brandon, that they knew me, and wanted me to bend over so that I can prove that they knew who I was.
I didn't listen to them and didn't bend over, but it was still pretty stupid.





A guy added me on Skype, then said, "sorry" and signed off. When he came back online I asked him sorry for what. He said that he'd accidentally called me while he was trying to add me. I said the call hadn't come through (I hadn't seen it) and asked him where he'd found me. He told me he'd found me on Cammodeldirectory. I said thanks and told him I was ready for a show any time he was. A few hours later he replied that he wasn't sure what this show was, and that he'd been trying to add his friend Isobel, so he wasn't even sure who I was or what I meant by a cam show.
*eyeroll* So at this point, this gem of an idiot has tried to call before IMing, told me he saw me on a cam site and then pretended that he hadn't and didn't know what I do AND added me while pretending to not know what I do even though my tag line is, "cam girl for private, paid shows. IM before calling"
I linked him to my CMD ad and told him, "That's what a show is. Anything you see there. Let me know when you've made payment and we'll start playing!"
He THEN responded with the predictable, stupid bunch of stuff about how he's so handsome and fabulous that people have told him that he should be a cam guy and that he should be the one being paid. You know, THAT claptrap.
I reply, "I'm sure you're plenty hot. So am I. This is what I do for a living and I promise you'll have fun. Let me know when you've made payment and we'll start the show."
More, "I'm so hot. You'll love it so much. You should pay me, but let's just say our rates will cancel out so we'll do it for free. I have a giant dick." crap
Me, "OH MY GOSH! Well when you put it THAT way I'll forgo my professional rate just for a glimpse of your cock! Fuck yes! Let's do it RIGHT NOW!"
Him, "Yeah you'll love my big dick. You ready?"
Me, ":eyeroll: Yeah. I'll get right on that. Idiot."
I block him
About 5 minutes later I get a message on yahoo chat
Guy, "Hi I saw you on cammodeldirectory"
Me, "Great! You looking for a cam show right now, baby?"
Guy, "You just blocked me on Skype. Why?
Me, "I only block people if they are disrespectful or waste my time."
Guy, "I went to type that I was just kidding and you'd blocked me!" He then asks me if he can ask me about my show and learn more about me. He tells me that he's 25 and from Baltimore Md. I'm in another show and watching him yammer on and on.
Out of the show I reply that since he's previously wasted my time we won't talk again until he books a show. I link him to the payment page and get another show from someone else.
While I'm in that show, he writes this big long thing about how I should learn to be more tolerant and if I were a little nicer he would have gotten a show. He says that I should get a sense of humor and that, again, if I were nicer to him, he would have, "spent a lot of money" on me. He said, "I'm not desperate like the other guys you see. Have a nice time in your chosen style of life. I'm sure you'll be alone, sad and lonely in no time. You should learn to be nicer. You'll actually make some money that way."
Out of my show I write, "Yeah. You're so not desperate that you found me on another messenger site just so you could beg me to unblock you. I make enough money that I don't have to tolerate idiots like you." and I blocked him again.
God. It was like, every single stupid beggar/time waster trick in ONE guy. If he'd asked to pay with paypal after a free preview I would have invented something that allowed me to punch him in the nuts over the internet. I'm beginning to really despise indy cam.





Cheapoman: Mmm
Cheapoman: bet you would like alot
Cheapoman: big thick 10inch black dick for little white pussy
Me: lol dude - i fuck MEN not dicks
Me: if hes a douchebag, i dont care how long, thick and well-shaped his dick is lol
Cheapoman: i US white babes sexy like you beg for black maen
Cheapoman: because we beat that pussy up and bust it wide open
Me: what about taking me pve and letting me see how good you are?;-)
Cheapoman: i like a fat pussy and nice ass???
Me: if you are that curious about my ass and pussy - you should definitely get a pvt)))
Cheapoman: tease put ass up
Me: ok if you take your hands off your dick lol
btw - seeing my ass is 3 gold
Cheapoman: lol
Cheapoman: Mmm sexy white girl
Me: i know that in the USA girls shove it in your face for free
but it's MY ass that you want to see, right?
Cheapoman: in US we like to fuck white girls in groups
Me: we could talk about it in ovt))))
Cheapoman: 5 or 6 big black dickd taking turns on you
Cheapoman: you would be a slave to that black dick after you see how big
Me: ahh i have a guess on why you fuck them in groups of 5 or 6
Me: shall i tell you?
Cheapoman: sure
Me: CAUSE NOONE OF YOU CAN AFFORD A SLUT ON HIS OWN! *BAN*



I'm currently running a topless special that's $10 ceaper than my usual rate. Basically, the only time you'll EVER be able to get a 10-minute show with me for under $30.
Guy: hi do u do shows?
Me: yes! And I have this special going on! $20 for 10 minutes of topless c2c. I don't masturbate but i watch you and talk dirty and blah blah blah blah details
Guy: wow, $20 is a lot for me!
Me:...I usually never get on cam for less than $30.
Guy: Wow. ur way more expensive than the other girls on cam model directory
*blocks me*
.....



Idiot:"I want to stick my dick in all your holes."
Me: "Well, obviously, that's not going to happen. The only thing you're going to stick your dick into is your own hand."
Idiot: "You're so mean"
Me: "I'm not mean. I'm honest."





Him-OMG I have a Nigga crush.
Me-what the fuck is that?
him-calm down I just like u I have a nigga crush
me-ok. Please don't say that in my chat room thanks.
him-omg stop actin so stank I just like u, can't I have a nigga crush? damn girl u stank
He left before I could ban him.
cheapass: BB U LUCKY MONEY AINT REACH MY ACCOUNT YET
Me: Why would I be lucky that we can't go private together?
cheapass: I BET ULL CUM
Me: You know that's the point of me being on here, right? For us to cum together?
cheapass: RIGHT NOW I'M SO HARD LIKE CONCRETE
Me: Then you should feel unlucky that we can't play right now.
cheapass: U GOT ME KILLING CHILDREN OVA HERE
Me: o.O
cheapass: IM JUST DRIPPING PRE CUM ALL OVER BB
cheapass: FIRST GIRL ON HERE TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN
Me: Yep.
And now I'm ignoring him. No need to ban him, but no need to keep this conversation going, either, if he's not going to pay and just wants me to talk dirty for free. And what's with the "killing children" thing? Is that some type of weird sexual slang I don't know about???



Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great!.... ahem.
SO! I was getting tips one day, from a reg who liked to see my legs, and I get something sort of like this:
JealousType : Oh wow! How hot!
JealousType : That is really hot. So sexy.
JealousType : Hey. Tippingguy, know who else is really hot?
JealousType : That SomeoneElse is really hot too, you should go tip her too!
JealousType : Her legs are GREAT.
First time I've been trolled by another performer... at least, that I know of. Site admin didn't seem at all interested in the situation. Glad to say he not only stayed but he also doubled his usual tip. Shocked it was so OBVIOUS, does this happen often?
Last edited by BluJ; 01-29-2013 at 11:09 PM. Reason: Deedahdum!





CHEAPO (after having wasted 15 minuted of my time asking tons of questions about my show and equipment): any anal?
Me: no anal, sorry
CHEAPO: wow why u so spensive?
Me: cause i am a NICHE FETISH MODEL
Me: i offer things that are hard to find
CHEAPO: hahahah fetish model like anal too *leaves*
OMG, WHY didn't you search for models who DO anal before starting to bug me?
nomoney123 (yes, that is ACTUALLY his sn!): ur fat and ugly
me: I'm sorry you feel that way, no money (keep smilling and humming, clearly unaffected by his insults)
nomoney123: im just playing... ur beautiful
Since when are cruel insults an appropriate ice breaker????
cheapo: can we see how big they are?
me: they are 34dds, you gotta tip if you want to see them
cheapo: your so hot
me: thank you!
cheapo: can we get a quick peak?
me: yes, as soon as you tip. Do you work for free? Noooooo. Would you go into a strip club asking for free dances? Noooooo. Then why should I be any different?
cheapo: i would luv to taste you right now
[Right, because you can't even afford to get me to pull my top down, but that's okay, I'll just invite you right on over here so you can go down on me.]



Idiot: "bb do you play 3some?"
Me: "Is that out on xbox? Or it it limited to the Wii platform?"
Sometimes it makes them LOL and stick around without making anymore stupid comments. *shrug*



So you live in X?
Yeah.
I'm going there in June for 2 weeks. But hotels are so expensieve there. I thought I could stay with you. I will pay with sex.
Really? Are you really that stupid?




^^ AND he never paid a cent. Never ever. Really, I'm waiting for my broke-ass stranger prince whom I can host and feed and fuck for free for 2 weeks. Oh yeah, that's my dream man.
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