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    Me: so how do you want me.. naked touching myself ?
    Guy: not totally naked. wear nylons and a string see your legs-soles
    Me: ok it is 4$/min starting at 10 minutes
    Me: nylon socks?
    Me: i will show you my feet?
    G: yes bb but i have only 5 box left in my card
    Me: then i cannot cam
    Me: my cam fee starts at 40$
    G: too expensive bb send me a private video first;
    Me: ahahha bye

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    Some idiot in free chat kept telling me how beautiful I was, blah blah then...

    Idiot: Can you flash boobs?
    Me: For gold
    Kept asking to 'show me nipples bb' and 'where r nipples?'
    Me: I don't do anything for free. You can take me private or give me gold. I don't show for free
    Idiot: Not eveything is about money. Love is more important.
    Me: Really? Seeing my nipples has nothing to do with love.

    BAN

    For the love of nipples! Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaana View Post
    Got my first dick pic on Sm today. The message said "look at my juicy cock bb"...yeah, i didn't open the attachment.. And wtf= JUICY?
    lawl, juicy... funny.
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    One of the things that makes me the most cynical about these guys is that they insist that they want to see us "cum" but then about 2-3 minutes after you start masturbating they go, "I'm cumminnnnngggggg!" 90% of them don't even bother to ask, "are you close?" or anything (even though the answer would be, "no, I'm not a premature ejaculator like you.") before firing away.

    I know that we're in a different game than most, since they're paying by the minute and we're not their girlfriends or anybody they really care about so they don't need to impress us or anything, but it's still super annoying. Dude you didn't even give me enough time to warm UP! Yeah. You REEEEAAALLY cared about me having an orgasm. At this point, why even bother to pay lip service to it? It's not even a very convincing, "getting into the fantasy" phrase.


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    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    Freechat idiot: mmmm godDAMN babygirl you are one tasty little piece of fuckcandy arent you?

    "Wow. How are the ladies not just swarming all OVER you with poetry like THAT? You really know how to sweet talk a girl. Real way with words. So classy!"

    Freechat idiot has logged off


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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fallenangel2904 View Post

    For the love of nipples! Lol
    That's going to be my new exclamation of frustration now. Drop a coffee? Lose my keys? "For the love of nipples!"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    Me: -has a string of really hard orgasms, none of which are quiet-
    Fool: mmmmmm are you close bb

    ..... ._.;

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    Guy: Show me your body pleaase
    Me: Tip, or wait for me to do a Gold Show and join it.
    *entire room is all YES GOLD SHOW OKAY HOORAY, so i started a countdown*
    Guy: So i can't se your body?
    Me:..just put in for my show.
    He puts in the $5 minimum. NOTE: my GS topic VERY CLEARLY STATES that isn't not a masturbation show. In the time I've been doing these things I've only ever done ONE show that involved masturbating. My reguöars know this, and like I said, my room topic flat out said it.
    Other guy: So why don't you do masturbation in Gold shows?
    I explain
    Guy: WAIT! NO MASTURBATION? WTF
    I hit my goal at that exact second and the show starts
    Guy: wtf. No pussy? seriously= what the fuck am i paying for?
    Me: You asked me to stand up. I'll be standing and bent over naked this entire time. My GS topic said I wouldn't masturbate and it's not my fault you can't read. Enjoy!
    I start doing my thing, occasionally looking over at the screen, where all of the other 12ish guys are saying how much fun it is and how sexy etc I am. I also have a hockey game on in the background, which you can barey here over the sound of me saying flirty things.
    Guy: nobody reads that fucking shit!
    Literally three other guys at the same time say a version of "I read it"
    Guy: And wtf you won't turn the tv off?
    Guy: SPREAD. YOUR. LEGS
    Guy: this is so fucking lame
    Guy: Ripoff
    At this point everyone just keeps telling him to shut the fuck up. The show ends, and we're all in free chat. Like 6 different guys thank me and tell me how awesome it was.
    'Guy: Waste of money and time.
    Me: So why'd you stay for the entire show? Do you go out to dinner, clean your plate, then complain about how terrible the food was?
    Guy says nothing for 15 seconds and then leaves.

    I win. I hope he tries to complain to SM.

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    This guy came in trying to tell me that "I look familiar" and kept asking me where I lived.

    Sure, just give me a second and let me reveal you my city and my whereabouts.

    Dude, just because you saw some tanned Asian girl in a mall once, doesn't mean that it's me. Don't we all look the same anyway? HAHA I barely get out of the apartment!

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    Guy: hey bb saw u on cam model directory
    Me: Hi! Did you read my entire ad before messaging me?
    Guy: No I'm allergic to bull shit bye

    .....?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaana View Post
    Guy: No I'm allergic to bull shit bye
    I think he said your line lol. He meant to say "No, I'm full of shit bye".

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    "Put hand in pussy"

    Told him not in free chat then...

    "I want to be fucked in the ass by a man"

    I said "I'd love to talk more about that in private, babe!"

    Then her took me private for 10 minutes. I was honestly shocked. He seemed like a freeloader! But it was a really weird private, he said maybe 5 sentences the whole time.

    "Hand in pussy"
    "Put hoe hand in pussy"
    "Can I eat your puss"
    "Can I fuck you"
    "Come over to my house and come suck my dick"

    Part of me wonders if he was trying to see if I'd get weirded out or something. But oh well! He pushed me over my low goal for the night!

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    On the same note of what Stephanie said does it drive anyone else crazy when your in a private with someone who says nothing the entire time? I'm not psychic how am I suppose to know what you want?

    Last night I had a 10 minute private with a guy who said nothing the entire time. I always start with 'Hey babe what would you like to see?' Silence. So I strip, show off my body, spank my ass and start doing my thing...and still nothing. Every so often I ask 'You like that?' still nothing. Then it got weirder. He turned on his cam, and I can fully hear audio (his TV was blasting) and even weirder it was just his face in focus staring. No dick, no signs of jacking it. I ask 'You stroking your cock for me baby hmm?' still nothing. And I see him peer over the screen every so often and talk to someone off camera. But all his did was watch me the whole time, didn't even look like he was jacking it. O_o WTF lol
    For the love of nipples!


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    (Not on cam, inbox on Adultwork);
    'Hi baby, just wondered if you have any problems as I feel like helping someone'.
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    (Oh, and also, allow me to excuse myself while I pick my mandible up from underneath my desk.)
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    Holy shit dude! You look fucking awesome! Get a damn boob job..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fallenangel2904 View Post
    On the same note of what Stephanie said does it drive anyone else crazy when your in a private with someone who says nothing the entire time? I'm not psychic how am I suppose to know what you want?

    Last night I had a 10 minute private with a guy who said nothing the entire time. I always start with 'Hey babe what would you like to see?' Silence. So I strip, show off my body, spank my ass and start doing my thing...and still nothing. Every so often I ask 'You like that?' still nothing. Then it got weirder. He turned on his cam, and I can fully hear audio (his TV was blasting) and even weirder it was just his face in focus staring. No dick, no signs of jacking it. I ask 'You stroking your cock for me baby hmm?' still nothing. And I see him peer over the screen every so often and talk to someone off camera. But all his did was watch me the whole time, didn't even look like he was jacking it. O_o WTF lol
    I would've done a staring contest with him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sugarmouse0707 View Post
    (Not on cam, inbox on Adultwork);
    'Hi baby, just wondered if you have any problems as I feel like helping someone'.
    lol milk him
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    America loves a success story...unless of course it's someone working in the sex industry...

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    Quote Originally Posted by tlulu View Post
    I would've done a staring contest with him.
    I just had a mental image of the Numa Numa guy doing a stare down with a camgirl... lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fallenangel2904 View Post
    On the same note of what Stephanie said does it drive anyone else crazy when your in a private with someone who says nothing the entire time? I'm not psychic how am I suppose to know what you want?
    I do not let them drive me crazy. I ask them every possible way (I even type and ask if they are having tech issues) what they would like to see. When they do not answer, I tell them with a big smile it seems they are into NMCF. Unless they tell me what they are into, I keep my clothes on, I keep smiling but no action. I just think about the easy $$$ :-). Funny though, those guys never rated me bad and some of them will learn to type for the second time (but I always take a screenshot of the "session", just in case, for the support).
    Last edited by JuliaX; 03-03-2013 at 03:33 PM. Reason: forgot something

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    On the subject of guys saying that they want us to "cum" within 2 minutes, I think it's ego stroking that they want, like you're soooo turned on by their cock or them that you spontaneously erupt. Lol. I've had guys ask me when I'm going to cum while I'm fucking my ass. I want to turn around and say, "well, that will probably involve my CLIT, not my ASS. Duh."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunnylexie View Post
    Was it on SM? If so, you could try offering bondage in pre-paid sessions (either blocks or one-viewer gold shows?)
    Thank you for the suggestion, Sunnylexie! I hadn't thought of one-viewer gold shows before. Great idea!
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    For some reason, I've been getting an influx of guys lately asking "do you parents know you're on here?" I usually ask them the same question "do your parents know you're on here?" and kick them. It just annoys the fuck out of me. Why are they so concerned about what I tell my family?

    Anyway ... I had a guy in private earlier who basically requested I "lay on my side, suck on a dildo, stick my finger in my ass, lift my leg in the air, and talk dirty the whole time." LOL ... I mean, I was getting paid for it but wtf. If that's not multi-tasking, idk what is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sammii View Post
    For some reason, I've been getting an influx of guys lately asking "do you parents know you're on here?" I usually ask them the same question "do your parents know you're on here?" and kick them. It just annoys the fuck out of me. Why are they so concerned about what I tell my family?

    Anyway ... I had a guy in private earlier who basically requested I "lay on my side, suck on a dildo, stick my finger in my ass, lift my leg in the air, and talk dirty the whole time." LOL ... I mean, I was getting paid for it but wtf. If that's not multi-tasking, idk what is.
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    Oh, there was a guest in my room who was saying "Mom?!?! WTF? I'm telling dad. I won't tell him if you make me a sandwich" For some reason he was pretending I was his mom.

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    During a GS

    asshat: I should of read before I came in that you were too scared to show your puss.

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    Yep that is exactly why I don't show my pussy to you during a $1 GS. It is because I am too scared. It couldn't possibly be because you are a cheap-ass who hasn't paid enough to get to see it.

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    You must have a really scary pussy! the money you get paid to get it out is danger money!haha what a dick.
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