STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

[Billabong]

The most annoying one I got this morning.

Loser: Mmm
Loser: Hot nigger pussy
Loser: Bend over for me bb

Me: *flips off the camera*
Me: *ban*

Actually I somehow accidentally pushed kick rather than ban, but next time. Next time.

I think nothing irks me more than dumbasses who think it's OK and acceptable to call me racist names. Either they are trying to piss me off, or they think I will like it. Either way I wish SM would ban them for their rudeness and disrespect.

[CanadianRuby]

Yall deal with some buuuullshit. I thought MGF was bad.

I had a guy chat me for two days, then he found out I have an IRL boyfriend.

He had a lot in common with me, similar views, loved how I chatted.

He tells me after checking out my blog page, why he never chatted me before (BC my bf)).

He said he had no desire to get married, blah blah blah before that.

I messahed him later, why he will not talk to any woman with a bf or husband? If mgf is NOT a dating website, we will never meet, and he said he is not jealous or angry about a girl having a partner, then wtf is his issue?

He never replied.

Like, dude, fucking get over yourself. MOST cam girls have a significant other. You are NOT the only male in her life. Grow the fuck up. Me having a BF has NO influence on your interaction with me.


Ffs.

[nikki187]

Idiot: Mistress make me suck dick
Me: In pvt
Idiot: Wow!

Idiot logs off
Wtf? Lol

[Nina_Den]

^ Yeah, they ain't ever gonna pay if they already call you "mistress" or "goddess" in free chat. At least for me it's always the case.

It's like the ones who start getting things on right away. Like, the other day I had the following situatiom happen to me -

Dumbass: Hey sister!
Me: Am I... your sister?
Dumbass: Of course, sis! It's been a long time, so perhaps you don't remember me [does that ever happen IRL?!], but of course we are brother and sister! What are you doing here, sis?
Me: LOL. Incest roleplay in free chat. Well played. Good luck with that.
Dumbass: Sister, are you coming over for dinner tonight?



Banhammer all the way.

[nikki187]

^ Yeah, they ain't ever gonna pay if they already call you "mistress" or "goddess" in free chat. At least for me it's always the case.

Yep definitely the case for me too. lol

[CanadianRuby]

^ Yeah, they ain't ever gonna pay if they already call you "mistress" or "goddess" in free chat. At least for me it's always the case.

It's like the ones who start getting things on right away. Like, the other day I had the following situatiom happen to me -

Dumbass: Hey sister!
Me: Am I... your sister?
Dumbass: Of course, sis! It's been a long time, so perhaps you don't remember me [does that ever happen IRL?!], but of course we are brother and sister! What are you doing here, sis?
Me: LOL. Incest roleplay in free chat. Well played. Good luck with that.
Dumbass: Sister, are you coming over for dinner tonight?



Banhammer all the way.

HAHAHA that is too funny.

Yeah. I gotta stop letting subs approach me with that mistress / roleplaying bullshit because they never *really* pay. They might spend a little bit after a long time, but, no roleplay in freechat -_-

That's super funny. I hope other ladies don't let them get away with it.

[Sunnylexie]

Idiot 1: hello
how hairy are u
Me: hello
pussy, ass, legs, armpits
Idiot 1: can i see ur aempits
Me: sure, for 5 gold!
Idiot 1: reLLY?
ARM PITS
Me: yes
Idiot 1: IT WILL LET ME KNOW HOW UR PUSSY IS

LOL really?!!


Idiot 2: RUSSKIE HAIR DOG

No comment.

[roast]

This one is a little old but was saving it: Guy who tried to haggle a really detailed, expensive, and intricate custom video but was (very politely) denied... sends me an email out of the blue a month later at 4am. No subject. I figure hey, maybe he realized I wont budge and is willing to pay the price. He threw a bit of a fit last time, but seemed determined to have me do it. So, optimistic, I open the email. In large text I see:


KINDNESS. TO THE POOR. IS AN ACT OF. WORSHIP. BOOK OF PROVERBS - 14:31


............Judeo-Christian God? Is that you? Hagglin for my p0rn videos with your divine wisdom? rofl

[Glamourmilf]

Dipshit sends me an e-mail asking why I blocked him and to please be unblocked so he can go prvt.
Me: I'll unblock You, but You must go prvt right away, no games. (he agrees)
Dipshit comes into my free chat Everyday, and starts asking me the same questions revolving around shoes. (there's a reason why I banned him, and next time he comes into free chat-banned forever! he just wants to 'get off' talking about shoes. FREAKIN' timewaster!)

[CanadianRuby]

This one is a little old but was saving it: Guy who tried to haggle a really detailed, expensive, and intricate custom video but was (very politely) denied... sends me an email out of the blue a month later at 4am. No subject. I figure hey, maybe he realized I wont budge and is willing to pay the price. He threw a bit of a fit last time, but seemed determined to have me do it. So, optimistic, I open the email. In large text I see:


KINDNESS. TO THE POOR. IS AN ACT OF. WORSHIP. BOOK OF PROVERBS - 14:31


............Judeo-Christian God? Is that you? Hagglin for my p0rn videos with your divine wisdom? rofl

He is using religious quotes...to get you to make a custom porn video....

"sure mister, your religious guilt trip worked on me. Lets not have you pay me what I am worth so you can jerk off to porn made by me....in Jesus name, amen"

...lol.

[Nina_Den]

(In Hebrew, after lurking my room for days but never talking to me) -

Dumbass: See, that's exactly the problem with you Israeli girls.
Why so greedy?
7 fucking dollars a minute!

It's hilarious, because -
A) One second after that, I had a guy take me to a 1-hour exclusive.
B) Ever since I raised my rates even more, I'm busier.
C) Never even once had it crossed his mind that perhaps it is the Israeli men that are cheap rather than the Israeli girls that are "greedy". I would've told this to him, but it's not worth it. When I get comments like these, I just smile calmly and press the "ban" button.

[IsobelWren]

[does that ever happen IRL?!]

OMG. I made this giant thread jack because I misunderstood the question Nina was asking and I was trying to explain. LOL!

So, I'm going to go hide my head in shame for a moment and let the thread return to its normally scheduled programming.

If you'd like to see the original post I made, click here. I moved it to a blog entry so that it's clear I'm not being a coward and deleting a potentially unpopular opinion. I'm just getting it out of the way of this thread. Blog entries are comment-able, so if you'd like to make a point or join the debate or something, I welcome you.

[Nina_Den]

Isobel, you got my intention wrong; I was referring to the fact he acted as though I, his so-called "sister", have forgotten about him being my brother (it sounded so silly at the moment).
I am aware of the fact incest does, in fact, happen in real life.

That said, your post is extremely informative and spot-on and I think all ladies should take it in consideration when labeling costumers as "freaks" or "psychos" when they are interested in a certain roleplay, such as incest.
I don't know whether I am a representative "example", because, as I mentioned many times before in the forum, I consider myself extremely open-minded, sexually and otherwise. I believe human sexuality is one of the most complex, fascinating things there is.
I'd never engage in a costumer's illegal request and/or one that could hurt me, or any other person, for that matter. But I believe that for most of these guys, incest is just a fantasy which has nothing to do with their actual family.

I'd also like to add that I fully respect any girl's decision to not engage in certain acts. I, for example, would never feel comfortable being submissive on cam; it's something I am absolutely not willing to do.
I believe the most important thing is knowing your limits and staying true to yourself.

[CanadianRuby]

I have found, many men that propose to be into "incest" roleplay, as both of you being YOUNG brothers and sisters, are REALLY *not* interested in incest at all. They have discovered, that if they pretend to be interested in acting as a child THEMSELVES, the model may agree to the cam show.

Really, it is just a trick to get you to act like a minor so they can jerk off to their deviant pedophile fantasies.

It sounds more reasonable to a model, if both of you are pretending to be young - rather than the man pretending to be his 56 year old self molesting a 5 year old.

I cannot commit to any sort of roleplay like that with a good conscience. They should spend the money on psychological help, or getting their pee-pee cut off.

[Sunnylexie]

KINDNESS. TO THE POOR. IS AN ACT OF. WORSHIP. BOOK OF PROVERBS - 14:31l

Well said. Gotta use it when ordering designer boots.

[IsobelWren]

I have found, many men that propose to be into "incest" roleplay, as both of you being YOUNG brothers and sisters, are REALLY *not* interested in incest at all. They have discovered, that if they pretend to be interested in acting as a child THEMSELVES, the model may agree to the cam show.

Really, it is just a trick to get you to act like a minor so they can jerk off to their deviant pedophile fantasies.

It sounds more reasonable to a model, if both of you are pretending to be young - rather than the man pretending to be his 56 year old self molesting a 5 year old.

I cannot commit to any sort of roleplay like that with a good conscience. They should spend the money on psychological help, or getting their pee-pee cut off.

I totally respect your limits! They're there for a reason and it's a good thing to have them.

I just wonder what gives you the impression that they're only pretending to pretend to be young while they're secretly pretending that only you're pretending to be young. Help me understand?

[IsobelWren]

Isobel, you got my intention wrong; I was referring to the fact he acted as though I, his so-called "sister", have forgotten about him being my brother (it sounded so silly at the moment).
I am aware of the fact incest does, in fact, happen in real life.

That said, your post is extremely informative and spot-on and I think all ladies should take it in consideration when labeling costumers as "freaks" or "psychos" when they are interested in a certain roleplay, such as incest.
I don't know whether I am a representative "example", because, as I mentioned many times before in the forum, I consider myself extremely open-minded, sexually and otherwise. I believe human sexuality is one of the most complex, fascinating things there is.
I'd never engage in a costumer's illegal request and/or one that could hurt me, or any other person, for that matter. But I believe that for most of these guys, incest is just a fantasy which has nothing to do with their actual family.

I'd also like to add that I fully respect any girl's decision to not engage in certain acts. I, for example, would never feel comfortable being submissive on cam; it's something I am absolutely not willing to do.
I believe the most important thing is knowing your limits and staying true to yourself.

HAHA! I TUH-HUH-HOTALLY misunderstood what you were saying! LOL, sexology nerd is just too eager to go into and debate the mechanics of incest/incest fetish! My bad. That's so embarrassing that I'm going to go back and edit my post. LOL

[CourtneyRaine]

^ No edit, bb!!!! I found your post to be well thought out and informative!!!!!
In my personal life I have a daddy/daughter fetish. The weird part is the thought of being sexual with my *own* real life father absolutely disgusts me. For reasons I will not get into on a public forum I actually don't even feel comfortable being alone in the same room as my father. I have not even seen him in person since 2006. I had a step-father and he is the one person in this life I have truly hated. Definitely no sexual feelings At All.

I think you're absolutely spot on that in a lot of cases it's the power imbalance and "control" over another person that is what's most exciting. I am aroused by the idea of someone being able to exert authority over me and use that authority to coerce me into sexual activity- whether it is a boss, a landlord, a father or uncle or really any other man who can use his power over me. The idea of some imaginary, make believe dad is hot to me, to the point that daddy/daughter role playing is my own personal favorite. The idea of my actual father is just yuck, vomit inducing. It's good to know I'm not some freak and that I'm not the only one who can get off on this type of fantasizing without it being literal.

[Sunnylexie]

Dude: mmmmm
wow
i wanna watxh ur face while u orfasm
*I take my Lelo Smart Wand*
Dude: yes please
slide it in deeep and slow
Me: Uh, sorry - don't think i can do it)
But I can use this *get one of my dildos*
Dude: can i see u take the purple on?
Me: I don't think it's meant for insertion, sorry!
Dude: *leaves*

NOTE:This is what Lelo Smart Wand looks like. Probably WOULD fit in, but it's definitely not something that could "slide in deep and slow")

[SexyAleks]

That's why I don't have a wand yet, although I was looking at those Lelo wands earlier today, it's one of my favourite brands for sex toys. Many guys don't seem to understand those toys well, or the female sexuality at all. All they know is insertion. Since it's a sex toy, it's meant for insertion. Yeah...

[Nina_Den]

LOL @Sunny. I use this one (I am absolutely in love with it), and yesterday, while using it during a long exclusive, got this funny comment from the custie;

Him: I think I'd be pretty damn scared if someone threatened me with one of these. Like, when trying to rob my or something.
Me (bursting out laughing): What?! You've never seen any of these?
Him: Nope. It sounds kinda like going to the dentist.
Me (still laguhing): Should I stop? I'm here to make you feel good, not scare you.
Him: No. You're here to make yourself feel good. Please, just continue - I wanna see you being pleasured.
Me (smiling): Alright, fair enough.
Him: Besdies, scary is more interesting.
Me: LOL.

Wish everyone would've been like him...

[~Carmen~]

I have had guys ask me to insert my pocket rocket vibe

[Nina_Den]

As I mentioned in the Camming Sucks thread, I had it really bad on SM earlier today.
At one point, there was this one guy who stared at me for a couple of minutes without speaking (don't know why I didn't kick him out earlier; I gave him the benefit of the doubt). Then, all of a sudden, he wrote;
"This is boring. You are not interesting."
I laughed and said, "Excuse me?". He left.

I left MFC because I didn't like having to "entertain" guys in free chat. When I log into SM, I just make sure I look my best, smile and engage in pre-private conversations. What am I supposed to do in free chat, especially if literally nobody is actually talking to me?

Yeah, I don't know. Guess I need a little time-off, this shift sucked.

[Nina_Den]

skenderbek: Hitler made one mistake he didnt put al of you fuckers in the oven fuckin nasty ass bitch kike

Fuck. On top of everything today, now that.

I really need a long, long, long break.

[Marina Starr]

Fucktard-I am confused.
Marina-With what?
Fucktard-why mess with perfection? All those tattoos.
Marina-Perfection is so damn boring.

***fucktard was banned***

Never insult my body of work. I adore each and everyone of my tattoos!