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    Quote Originally Posted by dezzysong View Post
    Whaaaaaat? o__o But... how does that...? MAN do I have a lot to learn, haha. There is a part of me that seriously wonders what in a persons life caused them to associate such ridiculous things with sexual arousal? Only the human race...


    Yep. Scat is, "a fetish too far" for me. Definitely does not fit into the tolerance, "your kinks are not my kinks but your kinks are okay" for me. No. Your fetish is bad and you should feel bad. I got a shit eater/piss drinker/puke eater on cam once and I wanted to find where he lived, get the names of everyone who made him this way and then bomb them all to death. Him, I would have shot execution style...after pulling his dick off. Seriously, it was that bad. And non-consensual. I made a post about it in this thread, but I won't inflict it on you.

    Quote Originally Posted by dezzysong View Post
    For example, I've had this guy (screen name: stumpy) who at first would just talk about how he had an accident at work where he cut off his left hand at the wrist, and he described it in detail. I vaguely recall watching a Maury show years ago (lol) where people had cut off limbs on purpose, because it was some strange fetish. He came back the night after and did cam to cam, where he showed me his wrapped up arm (hand obviously still attached) and I kept pretending it was really missing when talking about it. He left after about 10 minutes of talking about it. He didn't get off or anything while on cam with me, I'm thinking it may be because I wasn't handling it right? I'm not sure whether I'm supposed to console him, find it sexy, find it shocking, or what? This is something I'll definitely google before getting online tonight, haha.
    OMG! I GOT THAT GUY TOO! Young guy? Kept his head off cam but the left "amputated" hand prominently in frame? Wrapped his hand in white bandages? LOL! Same pattern w/me. First visit, no cam. I asked him all kinds of questions about, "how did you feel about it?" to see the way that he wanted me to react, but he never really gave me anything to work with. Very non-committal answers. In the end, I acted sympathetically, like it was not a big deal and also sexy. At the time I thought maybe he'd actually lost the limb (he told me it was in a car accident) and was just looking for a little female sympathy and reassurance. Second visit, cam with fake amputation. Same exact thing happened w/me. He didn't jerk it, he stayed for 10-15 min, then left abruptly. He definitely seemed unsatisfied both times. I figured if I'd done something wrong he wouldn't have come back a second time but what do I know?

    The disorder:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apotemnophilia


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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    visa0770: hey u
    do you have a long tongue?

    Me: "I think I do. And it's pierced" *winks*

    visa0770: dont hide it stick it out
    :-P

    Me: "Visa can you read my room topic? You should be a gentleman and tip instead of just making demands"

    visa0770: sorry ur 2 fat. every $1 is only going to stick more fat in ur body
    bye

    ....
    It's funny how guys can go from interested one minute to repulsed the second we call them out for being an entitled cheap ass.... And I also wonder why he wandered into my room because curvy is literally the first word in my show text

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChopperM View Post
    visa0770: sorry ur 2 fat. every $1 is only going to stick more fat in ur body
    bye
    Ugh, what a loser. $1 will only make you richer, and he'll still be a poor douchebag.
    The freeloaders who ask me to stick out my tongue are the most annoying asses on the planet.




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    I love the guys that ask just to see your shoes.
    That'll be two gold please.
    Than they bitch and complain that's not worth two dollars.
    Than someone will come in and tip more just to see the shoes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dezzysong View Post
    I'm thinking it may be because I wasn't handling it right?
    *rim shot*

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    Quote Originally Posted by IsobelWren View Post
    Yep. Scat is, "a fetish too far" for me. Definitely does not fit into the tolerance, "your kinks are not my kinks but your kinks are okay" for me. No. Your fetish is bad and you should feel bad. I got a shit eater/piss drinker/puke eater on cam once and I wanted to find where he lived, get the names of everyone who made him this way and then bomb them all to death. Him, I would have shot execution style...after pulling his dick off. Seriously, it was that bad. And non-consensual. I made a post about it in this thread, but I won't inflict it on you.
    Hahaha, and then feed his body to sharks, and then throw the sharks into a volcano.

    Seriously though, I am terrified of this happening when a guy comes into the room an instantly takes me to exclusive. Not just because it's "bad business ethic" to say no entirely to requests, but because I just wish to go on pretending people like that don't exist if I can't see them. <_<;

    Quote Originally Posted by IsobelWren
    OMG! I GOT THAT GUY TOO! Young guy? Kept his head off cam but the left "amputated" hand prominently in frame? Wrapped his hand in white bandages? LOL! Same pattern w/me. First visit, no cam. I asked him all kinds of questions about, "how did you feel about it?" to see the way that he wanted me to react, but he never really gave me anything to work with. Very non-committal answers. In the end, I acted sympathetically, like it was not a big deal and also sexy. At the time I thought maybe he'd actually lost the limb (he told me it was in a car accident) and was just looking for a little female sympathy and reassurance. Second visit, cam with fake amputation. Same exact thing happened w/me. He didn't jerk it, he stayed for 10-15 min, then left abruptly. He definitely seemed unsatisfied both times. I figured if I'd done something wrong he wouldn't have come back a second time but what do I know?
    OH MAN that is DEFINITELY the same guy, haha!! He must just go from room to room doing the same routine? I wonder if he himself is just newly exploring his fetish? Because, like you said, it was hard to see where he was going with it; maybe he doesn't even know yet? Those type of people make me cringe from embarrassment after they disappear. I'm left thinking I was terrible and he hated me lol. I use almost the whole 30 seconds meant for getting dressed just staring into the webcam feeling humiliated. I feel slightly better about it now, though... I'm just hoping if he comes back for thirds tonight he'll give me more to work with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by caitir View Post
    Yesterday, when on cam, I got this little gem:

    Dude: Hey- what are you studying in college?
    Me: I'm a psych major and Philosophy minor.
    Dude: You must really love Freud then huh?
    Me: ummmm. no.
    Dude: Get it? Cuz all his theories were about sex?

    Omg. yah. Since I'm a camgirl, the only thing I'm interested in is sex, even in my intellectual pursuits. Of course. Makes total sense. *eyeroll.
    And besides, despite being the father of psychotherapy, Freud knew less than Jon Snow. Dude was just making shit up! Plus, he allowed one of his clients to keep being raped by her father (a friend of his) just to see what would happen to her, mentally. (<-This last is just what I've heard, I have no personal proof, never cared enough to look it up)

    Ah, to be back in the early days of science, where one could just make shit up and have it stick. These days I have to go through the IRB, do a lit review, proof, check, double check, and triple check all my shit only to receive letters saying I'm too dumb to live and my research is worthless.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    Excl chat

    Him: i want to cum in [y]our mouth and have you give it back to me

    "Sure baby! Which dildo you want? Black, white, or clear?"

    Him: nig
    Him: i want to eat my cum from your mouth or pussy

    Shocked, I laugh, "Wait. You want to snowball your own cum, so the dildo would be the same color as you, yet you called yourself the N-word?"

    Him: lol
    Him: only for white girls
    Him: i want to give you an interracial baby

    I grin, "I would LOVE an interracial baby! She would be so pretty!" I go into detail about how much I would love our interracial baby.

    Him: ever been pregs?

    "Nope. You gonna fix that?"

    Him: i will keep fucking you until you are
    Him: make your belly grow

    "Everyone would know it was your baby. I would be so pregnant! All big and full of your child."

    Him: cause i'll video it

    I bust up, "You'll video tape the birth?"

    Him: no, you fuckin me

    "Oh! Well that would be hot-"

    Him: and send it to everyone on your facebook
    Him: your friends, family
    Him: your daddy

    I know he's trying to get me to be mortified, but this whole thing is so ridiculous that I can't even go along with it. It seems clear to me that a good part of his fetish has to do with the stupid, overplayed, stereotypical, "white girls are ruined by black men" fetish shit and the rest of it has to do with humiliating me by me being seen doing a black guy (someone should tell some of my exes this). And I'm not feeling in a mood to humor it. So I'm going to do my best to ruin his boner for the rest of this chat.

    "Oh! I wonder how many of them would be turned on by it!"

    Him: creep

    "Do you think any of them would jack off to it? My aunt might." I start randomly listing non-existent people on my facebook who might be turned on by this.

    Him: cream pie you over and over
    Him: ever take it black?

    Giggling that he's ignored my last comment so hard, I reply, "Plenty of times. I've taken it all colors. I'm an equal opportunity fucker."

    Him: why no babies then

    Your sex ed is a fail! I try to hold it together, but fail miserably, laughing my ass off. "REALLY! No kidding! So. Black men are more virile than others? I did NOT know that!"

    Him:yup
    Him: i'm gonna fuck your white pussy and send it to your daddy o[n] vide[o]

    Hm. From all the stroking induced typos, I'm going to guess that's the part that really turns him on.

    "It's too bad he's blind."

    Him: he'd jack

    "I don't know. His hands don't quite work since the stroke. They're like claws." I pantomime clawed hands failing to grasp my dildo.

    Him: and then lick your cream pie

    I pretend to be distracted, making up this story about this tragic accident that left him blind and gave him a stroke. "...Wait. Who are we talking about?"

    Him: yo daddy
    Him: i want him to eat my cum

    "Ohhhhh, why would you want that? Are you gay? You like old guys who look like Art Garfunkel? He's a nice man and everything but-"

    Him: cause he probably racist

    Giggling again, "I'll tell my step mom you said that. She'll be surprised to hear it."

    Him: lol
    Him: she b;lack
    Him: then he will be rpud
    Him: proud

    I pretend to genuinely consider this, "I don't think he really cares about my dating. I've dated all kinds of people. I think the thing he was most proud of was my college degree."

    Him: i'll have him suck it firrst

    "My degree? I don't think the paper in the diploma would take well to saliva."

    He leaves.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs


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    Quote Originally Posted by caitir View Post
    Yesterday, when on cam, I got this little gem:

    Dude: Hey- what are you studying in college?
    Me: I'm a psych major and Philosophy minor.
    Dude: You must really love Freud then huh?
    Me: ummmm. no.
    Dude: Get it? Cuz all his theories were about sex?

    Omg. yah. Since I'm a camgirl, the only thing I'm interested in is sex, even in my intellectual pursuits. Of course. Makes total sense. *eyeroll.
    All of Freud's theories were about sex? Whaaaaaaa?

    I fucking hate Freud and I am still offended by the stupidity of that dude's statement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IsobelWren View Post
    And besides, despite being the father of psychotherapy, Freud knew less than Jon Snow. Dude was just making shit up! Plus, he allowed one of his clients to keep being raped by her father (a friend of his) just to see what would happen to her, mentally. (<-This last is just what I've heard, I have no personal proof, never cared enough to look it up)

    Ah, to be back in the early days of science, where one could just make shit up and have it stick. These days I have to go through the IRB, do a lit review, proof, check, double check, and triple check all my shit only to receive letters saying I'm too dumb to live and my research is worthless.
    If I was doing as much cocaine as Freud was back then, I would of TOTALLY been making up a bunch of shit too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VictoriaChaos View Post
    I love the guys that ask just to see your shoes.
    That'll be two gold please.
    Than they bitch and complain that's not worth two dollars.
    Than someone will come in and tip more just to see the shoes.
    I had a guy ask me to tie my hair up into a bun. Didn't manage to save the dialogue, but, after I said he had to tip for his request it went like this:

    Dude: braiding hair isnt worth it
    I'd tip to see your boobs
    Me: Fine, so I'm supposed to do stuff for random guys for free, as far as it doesnt include nudity.
    Do you really expect strangers do things just because you demand for it?
    Dude: Yes, usually
    I'm conceded like that
    Me: You life's gonna be one big disappointment *kick*
    He returned when I was busy chatting to my reg and probably wrote something to justify his point, because the last line from him I saw after I was taken pvt was "do you speak English *well*?", obviously referring to me ignoring what he typed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by caitir View Post
    Lol. yah (sorry, wasn't keeping up with the posts), But I'm pretty sure I said something like, "Actually, most of Freud's theories have been disproven" (really just talking out of my ass cuz I don't remember Freud from school- but was I right?)
    I'd say for all intensive purposes that you were right. It isn't so much that all of his models on how the human psyche work have been disproven, as much as how the majority of them seem adorably primitive by today's knowledge of psychology. (*giving Freud a pat on the head*) "That was a really nice try Freud, maybe you'll get all correct next time."

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    Douchebag: (as soon as he pops into free chat) ready to suck some cock, whore?

    Me: *kicks*

    Douchebag: (comes back) what? i didn't mean to offend you, it's just roleplay

    Lmao I'm going to try that sometime. "You tiny dick loser! Why are you mad? It's just non-consensual SPH!"

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    [11:03:04 AM] Chopper M: Hi! Looking for a show?
    [11:03:23 AM] sam mally: yes
    [11:04:08 AM] Chopper M: what would you like to see?
    [11:04:45 AM] sam mally: strip tease, nude, mastrubate, dildo action, anal, squirt or cum, role play, spanking, dirty talk
    [11:05:14 AM] Chopper M: ok, well since it involves anal this will fall under $5/minute, is that ok?
    [11:05:18 AM] Chopper M: also i don't squirt
    [11:05:30 AM] sam mally: lol na $1 per min
    [11:05:38 AM] Chopper M: are you fucking illiterate?
    [11:05:54 AM] sam mally: no 5 per min is escort rate lol

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    asshat: mmmhelo
    an i see more of u darling?

    JAC: Please read Gold Show description. This is your $1 preview. No requests or interaction. Want to direct your own personal show? Exclusive $12.99/min | Group $14.99/min

    asshat: stand up for me darling

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    asshat has logged off

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    asshat2: face bb
    plse

    JAC: Please read Gold Show description. This is your $1 preview. No requests or interaction. Want to direct your own personal show? Exclusive $12.99/min | Group $14.99/min

    asshat2: ok lol
    i can see your ass

    JAC: Please read Gold Show description. This is your $1 preview. No requests or interaction. Want to direct your own personal show? Exclusive $12.99/min | Group $14.99/min

    asshat2: or yeur pussy

    JAC: Please read Gold Show description. This is your $1 preview. No requests or interaction. Want to direct your own personal show? Exclusive $12.99/min | Group $14.99/min

    asshat2: plse standup bb

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    This after I explained what they would see if they paid the gold for me to show my body.
    Joker: For 5 gold I wanna see ass pusy,,tits,,get a frank and a soda
    Joker: lol
    Joker: just kiddin'
    unamused cam girl: block
    I honestly didn't know he had said he was joking until after I blocked him. Either way, it wasn't funny to me.
    For as much time I spent with this moron in free chat I could have made some nice money in private.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VictoriaChaos View Post
    Guess life isn't fair is it? Guess you can either have a hot dog or a wet pussy.
    There are SO many silly jokes I want to make right now as a bisexual. But, I'll restrain myself.

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    this whole fact about freud being a fake is news to me should i stop saying freudian slips because they arent true was that disproven too 0.o
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    Weirdo: hi bb

    Me: Hi hun, how can I help you?

    Weirdo: dance ciarras body part for me

    Me: *totally thinks he's taking about Shakira and hips don't lie*
    You want me shake my ass for you?

    Weirdo: dance for me

    Me: *starts to remove tube top in a sexxy way (but it's not really)*
    Yeah, I don't really dance, sorry.

    Weirdo: ok show me that hot body naked

    Me: *removes the tube top and panties*

    Weirdo: nice pussy
    nice
    focus that clit bb

    Me: *use my super awesome zoom function to focus completely on my pussy*

    Weirdo: you r so hot
    i love your body
    do you have a buy
    guy

    Me: Yeah, I have a boyfriend.

    Weirdo: finger in the pussy bb

    Me: *Starts to finger pussy*

    Weirdo: lets get married
    your shit is soo nice
    you made my day bb

    Me: *At some point I get bored so I remove my fingers and just start rubbing stuff, thankful that he cannot see my face because I'm rolling my eyes*

    Weirdo: nut for me bb
    share that momment with me

    Me: *Faking orgasm*

    Weirdo: you makn me soo hard
    my dick swollen for you
    give me the mommonet bb let me the pleasure on your face bb

    Me: *Fake another orgasm but before I could move the cam*

    Weirdo: i love you
    ty bb
    ty bb
    let me see you

    Me: *Move the cam so my heads not in it*

    Weirdo: can we ever meet

    Me: No, I'm not an escort

    Weirdo: i love you

    I just felt weird about that whole thing.
    I NEVER fake an orgasm but it just wasn't happening.
    The way it went i just felt like he could have been recording me.
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    Sometimes I swear I'm going to quit camming and do something else.... then I look up jobs I would qualify for and quickly say FUCK THAT! Ain't nobody got time for that!




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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Do you squirt and plz stand are now tied for the most annoying things i've heard on cam.
    Don't you think if I could squirt I would advertise that somewhere?
    Dumb fucks!
    Three hours of camming later and I am dragon woman.
    Guess my shifts getting cut short.
    Last edited by VictoriaChaos; 07-30-2013 at 10:41 AM. Reason: Cannot spell
    Quote Originally Posted by SarahTime View Post
    Sometimes I swear I'm going to quit camming and do something else.... then I look up jobs I would qualify for and quickly say FUCK THAT! Ain't nobody got time for that!




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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    I think people really under estimate how intensely annoying it is to be asked the same thing over and over and over.

    "y u mad bb?"

    Because:
    The answer to the question is written in black, block text on gold background maybe half an inch from where you see my face.
    You are the seventeenth person in as many minutes to ask me the same question.
    You and all your buddies get mad every time I paste the quick-reply that I've had to write so that I don't lose my voice from saying it every minute.
    Then you say, "you should have told me" and I point to the aforementioned yellow block.
    And you call me a stupid whore.

    That's why.


    I

    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    douchebag: i know no request but can i see ur ass or not ?

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    Well, since you asked me so nicely.....

    I'll show you my ass if you promise to go fucking kill yourself. But you have to go first.

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