Looser: Why do you have a nail in your lip?
Funny, the next guy that came in complemented me on how much he loved my lip ring.
Meanwhile in the $1 GS
(Username has not been change to enhance the comedy. This joke wrote itself.)
MashedPotatoes: french fries
JAC: o.O




@sammii that last 1 really annoys me. ""Can I sample before I buy?"" seeing my tits on screen is seeing my tits on screen.... like..... you do not "sample" an art gallery before buying your ticket to walk around it. if you've sampled it, why would you need to buy the entry ticket?





Ok, officially done for the day:
"Your hair isn't long enough to make money on this site, dear."
I look at his profile and he has THREE-COUNT EM-THREE hairs on his shiny head-and they were all like a foot long and wrapped around in the most unfortunate comb over I've seen in life. Oh, by the way, this here https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sh...28#post2506528 is how long my hair was a year ago, it's longer now. Mr. Banned Moron won't be happy until it's so long that looking at me naked from the front makes me look like I have a tail. Sigh, where's my wine...................

This is really a pretty minor complaint, but it's starting to drive me bananas. I have a "regular" that comes into my room. Quotation marks because yeah, he's ALWAYS in there, but he barely tips and really just hangs out and has conversation. I honestly don't mind because I'd rather have someone at least talking to me so I can stay active and pull in the people who WILL tip, and he's actually a fun guy to talk to, but eeeeeverytime I go on cam he sends me a PM telling me what he thinks about my makeup.
He's one of those, "RRRGH, ARGH, I LIKE NATURAL BEAUTY AND DON'T EXPECT WOMEN TO PUT ON MAKEUP BECAUSE I'M A 'NICE GUY'. MAKEUP BAD, CONFIDENCE GOOD," sorts of dudes. Which is sweet and all, but bro, SHUT. UP. He'll send me a PM like, "ooo, you look very natural today.beautiful." or, "aww, your lipstick is really dark.
your lips look so much prettier when they're soft and pink."
... Sweetheart, look, I know this is hard to understand, but... I DON'T DO MY MAKEUP SPECIFICALLY FOR YOOOUUU. I DO MY MAKEUP TO MATCH MY OUTFIT AND HOW I'M FEELING THAT NIGHT. The most hilarious part is that honestly, I generally do my eyes almost exactly the same regardless (neutral smoky and catseye eyeliner with wings sharp enough to stab a motherfucker's eyes out) and the only thing I change is the shade of my lipstick. Pale pink lipstick and he compliments me on what a natural beauty I am. Blood red lipstick and he bitches about how much prettier I am when I wear natural makeup.
You're an idiot, homie. Fuh' realz tho.
He even tried to get me to change my avatar picture because he thinks it's "too provocative" and that I'm just going to "bring the creeps in" and "I'm selling myself short." Oh okay then. You're right, I probably shouldn't pique people's interest with a sexy avatar picture displaying that I'm a pretty girl and it would be worth their time to come into my room and tip me. I'll go grab my TMNT hoodie post-haste and make a new avatar picture just for you. After all, I wouldn't want to be sexy on a WEBCAMMING SITE.
END RANT. AL"KSJF"DSKLJG:LRKJ.
Tell me you want me in you, you lay there looking up at me with your big round eyes, your red hair covering your petite breasts. you know you want to say it, to whisper into my ear " fuck me". you know your lust and desire to turn your body around and wave your tight ass in stockings towards me, beckoning me with your wet pussy. you sit, waving me down with your slim body, until I green a handful of your firm a ss and pull your ass right to my rock hard cock. you gap at the gesture, soon your body around and bite your lip while letting the words escape: " fuck me." I move my hands under your legs and grip your stockings and laced panties, pulling them both down in one movement. whilst your stay lost in the lust I slide my face to your wet lips, letting my index finger graze your clit while I feel your body explode with excitement. I move my finger into your and replace the pressure on your clit with my lips. kissing, licking, gently nibbling. my fingers pulse inside your body until you can't take it anymore, your post clamps tight on my fingers with your explosion of pressure. you lost it, you grab my hips and pull me close. we sit there eye to eye and kiss, you bite my lip and grab my hips, pulling ny rock hard vovk into your dripping pussy. every thirst into your body lets your voice get lost, to the point where it seems of murderous screams. but this is pressure, you live me inside of you, live my dick mixing you, moving you, and the last moment before you cum, I see your body arch before you Dig your nails info my hips and scream my name. HiI'm coy, I totally took your challenge to turn you on with a story, tell me it worked baby?
....I'm supposed to respond to this about how turned on I got. Nope. Nope. Nope.![]()





Yeah I hate it when guys ask for free samples! We are not an item to be bought, we are a service. No one gives free samples of their services. You either pay for the service or you don't get it.




LOL RIGHT NOW ON MGF CHAT -
Dude contacts me. I check his profile and it plainly says this.
"currently unable to buy credits so i cant send messages, but feel free to live chat me so we can get to know each other
note to self: i owe _____ $25
i owe ____ $7"
On chat:
"Dude - guess we have something in common. maybe we have more in common than just that too
MellyMays: probably
Dude: we could always find out?
MellyMays: well, if your profile is up to date, you have no credits
dude: no i dont..university has gotten me into some money problems
MellyMays: well, i'm not sure how i can help you much since i don't dirty chat for free"
And, goodbye.
mellymay.com
^Ugh Melly that guy sent me a live chat last week. At the time it only had that he owed so and so $25. I promptly told him off for taking advantage of girls and blocked him. And now he owes someone else $7 on top of that? Who the hell is dumb enough to keep giving him stuff when he clearly cannot afford it?









I just keep poking the beast for fun. I KNOW I SHOULDN'T FEED THE TROLLS but meh...
dude: i always try to be honest
dude: i always feel like shit when i lie to anyone
dude: even online
dude: so i never do
dude: alright
dude: thats why i try to befriend people on here
dude: then i have a closer bond with them and wont take and run
dude: i always make sure i pay people back when they offer that
dude: and i always tell people when im having money problems
MellyMays: well, how ironic and sad for you that i ALSO need money
MellyMays: so i have other commitments to attend to that will be contributing to my fund.
/shut down.
yeah. more effort than necessary but whatever.
mellymay.com
Hate mgf guys that stay on the site when they are dead ass broke. Like GTFO then.

Someone asked me today (basic member, so obviously not paying) to look into the webcam and say his name a few times.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAA. Go fuck ya'self. It's moments like these that I'm glad I keep a watermark on every session I do, just in case someone records it for whatever reason.
I had a viewer the other day tell me that I am "spoiled" because I told him I expect to earn at least minimum wage for getting naked and entertaining strange men on a sex site. He actually told me that I was being unreasonable for expecting to make a living wage for the work I do. He didn't insinuate it- he flat out said it. Guess who got blocked?





Prick: call me n ill enter pvt
Me: ??
Prick: call my phone
Weirdo *enters my pvt in the middle of a toy show (I am not talking or typing, just banging myself and moaning)*.
Weirdo: really?
Wonder what was the point I made that he found so dubious.
INLOVEWITH HISCOCK: mmmmmmm sexy i have fat bald shaved cock and balls bb mmm very smooth and hairless
AnotherNarcissistAsshole: i am an older man with a huge penis you like older men
Me: depends of the man, I guess)
AnotherNarcissistAsshole: penis 4 inches wide 15 inches long with viagra i can make luv for 3 to 4 hours non stop, can you handle my 15 inch monster penis
I have a feeling some men don't actually need a woman (or anyone at all) in their lives. They could marry their own penises and live happily ever after.












(T) guest8476: u are girl?
(T) guest8476: but why u realname is robert?




I have a couple of "grey" regulars on CB who are usually very nice so I don't mind chatting with them when the room is slow or whatever. Obviously they don't tip so I keep our conversations very G-rated. This particular grey has tipped me exactly once and never again. It was like 75 or 100 tokens. He is normally super nice and not weird. My room was slow the other day and this was our conversation.
Grey: I want to do ___________ to you baby
Me: silence for several minutes
Grey: I guess you're busy
Me: No hon, we've had this talk before, I save my sexy talk for people in private or who have tipped me so I'm just not going to respond when you try to talk about your fantasies with me.
Grey: Oh, well you use to.
Me: No, not really
Grey: well, I guess I'll leave you alone to get some customers
Me: Well, I would love to have you as a customer someday
Grey: well I've offered to tip you lots of times and you always tell me no
Me *spits soda out my nose* What? Why would I turn down tips?
Grey: I don't know, you just always tell me no thanks
Me: I would never do that this is my job! You've just told me before that you can't afford tokens and I'm ok with that because you're not rude or disrespectful
Grey: *probably spits coke out of his nose* What? You're insulting me now saying I'm poor and can't afford tokens?!?!
Me: I'm just repeating what you've told me
Grey: silence for several minutes
Grey: Well then, I'm gonna tip you _____ tokens so I can be your highest tipper
Me: Wonderful (obviously realizing it's never going to happen)
Grey: I'll tip you as soon as I get back from my movie
Me: ...
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