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    hahaha I just noticed I have a tag that says "I love you"




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    Some idiot messages me on MGF and he always starts the message off like: Hi "sophie".

    My cam girl first name is Sophie. But this jackass keeps putting quotes around my name.

    It fucking is pissing me off. I don't know why, but I interpret it as being very rude.

    ( Hi "Sophie". I know you are a sex worker that needs to protect her identity, but I know your name isnt REALLY "Sophie", so im not going to respect your choices, and be a dickface and just call you "Sophie".)

    Like, just fucking accept you wont ever know my real name, jfc.

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    trollfail has logged on

    trollfail: do you rub them or anything?

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    trollfail: no one will pay 12.99 for personal show will they?

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    People pay $12.99 for a personal show all the time. It is why I refuse to do whatever you request of me for a $1 and I only do voyeur gold shows. If I wasn't getting what I was asking for.....wouldn't logic dictate that I'd be jumping through hoops for your fucking dollar?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    hahaha I just noticed I have a tag that says "I love you"
    Cute...I just happen to look to see what all I had and found one that said "pricey" lol....Wasn't sure if I should've blocked it but kept it hoping that it'll work to my advantage and keep the cheap guys away lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by CanadianRuby View Post
    Some idiot messages me on MGF and he always starts the message off like: Hi "sophie".

    My cam girl first name is Sophie. But this jackass keeps putting quotes around my name.

    It fucking is pissing me off. I don't know why, but I interpret it as being very rude.

    ( Hi "Sophie". I know you are a sex worker that needs to protect her identity, but I know your name isnt REALLY "Sophie", so im not going to respect your choices, and be a dickface and just call you "Sophie".)

    Like, just fucking accept you wont ever know my real name, jfc.
    I hate that.
    Or people that come in and ask what my name is.

    Umm, you see my name before you even enter my room. Oddly they never say "no, I meant your real name."

    All the time I get guys coming in "So, create any Chaos today?" or anything along those lines.

    Like shut the fuck up. It wasn't clever, creative or funny when the first idiot came in and said it, it's not funny now.

    I always give props to the people willing to spell out Alicia instead of bb.
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    Sometimes I swear I'm going to quit camming and do something else.... then I look up jobs I would qualify for and quickly say FUCK THAT! Ain't nobody got time for that!




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    Meanwhile in the $1 GS

    Loser: mmmm
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    Loser: can i see your doggy PLS

    JAC: Please read Gold Show description. This is your $1 preview. No requests or interaction. Want to direct your own personal show? Exclusive $12.99/min | Group $14.99/min

    Loser: pls show ass

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    Loser: -.-'
    ^.^die

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    Quote Originally Posted by justanothercamgirl View Post
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    can i see your doggy PLS
    thats when i would have busted out the plush dog - he didnt even make it grammatically correct we all know meant can i see u go doggy
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    Quote Originally Posted by CanadianRuby View Post
    Some idiot messages me on MGF and he always starts the message off like: Hi "sophie".

    My cam girl first name is Sophie. But this jackass keeps putting quotes around my name.

    It fucking is pissing me off. I don't know why, but I interpret it as being very rude.

    ( Hi "Sophie". I know you are a sex worker that needs to protect her identity, but I know your name isnt REALLY "Sophie", so im not going to respect your choices, and be a dickface and just call you "Sophie".)

    Like, just fucking accept you wont ever know my real name, jfc.
    Also something else that's funny I just thought about.
    These guys won't spell out the word 'you' but will gladly take the time to put quotes each time they type out our cam names.
    In the immortal words of JAC "Don't try and logic the crazy."
    Some of the best advice ever given when I started camming because holy fuck, their sure is a lot of crazy.
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    Sometimes I swear I'm going to quit camming and do something else.... then I look up jobs I would qualify for and quickly say FUCK THAT! Ain't nobody got time for that!




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    Dumbass: mmmm blondes r so sexy ... can u do it fast

    Me: Why thank you! Do what fast?

    Dumbass: i didn't say blondes are dumb

    Dumbass: u might be someone special

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    BOOGIE2000: YOO THIS BITCH DONT DO SHIT DO YOU FUCKIN MAKE ANY MONEY

    Of course this user immediately left before I could ban him, even though I banned him several times for saying pretty much the exact same thing (thanks Naked support, btw). No, I will NOT do shit for free. If I do shit for free I won't be making any mother, either. At least by laying back and only talking I'm conserving my energy for guys who are actually worth it.

    This guy has been harassing me with this line for MONTHS. It stopped for a while but apparently the ban has somehow been lifted. Like dude, WHY do you care so much about me that you constantly come in my room, insult me as quick as you can, and then leave like a coward? I think some guys like to argue and make you mad as some type of weird fetish but he just leaves anyway.

    The funny part is, I had just put my panties on, like, less than two minutes before he came into my free chat harassing me because someone had tipped nicely for a flash. But since he wasn't lucky enough to take advantage of someone else's money along with my body I guess I'm the asshole here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VictoriaChaos View Post
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    In the immortal words of JAC "Don't try and logic the crazy."
    Some of the best advice ever given when I started camming because holy fuck, their sure is a lot of crazy.
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    (I really need to start learning to take my own good advice. )

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    My room topic: Tips please me
    Viewerwithgoodsense: *tips 200 tokens*
    Me: Good boy *continues talking to room*
    brokeilliterateabouttobebannedasshole: He tipped 200 tokens why don't you do something
    Me: Sure I'll do something. I'll ban you. *bans*

    I can't stand these freeloading dickheads who think they can shot call off another guy's tip. I want to kick the cheap out of every single one of the fuckheads.
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    A brand new guy on MGF sent me a free message asking to cam. I sent him a live chat to see if I could make a sale. The following is the exact transcript of what ensued.

    Me: hi
    Brad2013: hi
    Me: did you send me a message about camming earlier?
    Brad2013: yes baby
    Me: what kind of show are you looking for?
    Brad2013: i want to see you play with that pretty pussy and squirt
    Brad2013: and you can watch me jerk off
    Me: i do not squirt
    Brad2013: its okay
    Me: how long of a show do you want?
    Brad2013: it doesnt matter babydoll
    Me: well yes it does, because i charge per minute
    Brad2013: do you tease
    Me: my rates are in my profile
    Me: do you want to buy a show or no?
    Brad2013: i just want to see that sexy ass body ...if you dont mind
    Me: my rates are in my profile
    Brad2013: ive seen , but you cant give me a glimps
    Me: i don't give freebies
    Me: if you want a glimpse you can check my profile pics
    Brad2013: well the website said its up to you to let me see you and i dont do this enternet stuff , i was just browsing
    Brad2013: pics dont turn me on , only real life
    Brad2013: if i cant see you then i guess its better to watch porn for free onlline, but i dont perfer
    Brad2013: you want the same thing i want and thats money lol no offense
    Me: why do you think you are entitled to see me for free? do you work for free?
    Me: this site is called my girl FUND. notice the fund part?
    Me: i'm not quite sure what you were expecting but I'm not the one.

    Dude. Come on. Really? A site like myFREEcams? Okay, I can see how an ignoramus might be confused by "free" in the website name, but mygirlFUND? REALLY? If you're not going to buy a cam show at least buy a clue ffs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CourtneyRaine View Post
    If you're not going to buy a cam show at least buy a clue ffs.
    Stealing this and using it every day of my life for the foreseeable future.

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    saw this in my freechat, the fuck is this? loser.

    fortimepass91: hi sexy
    you looks like bitch
    blonde
    raped girl
    bloody hell




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    jesus christ they're on a roll today

    clueless: ok but pls give old husband a heartpill i was all day out to fix last will like u wish




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    Guy who's never bought, let alone had to wear, a bra in his life: No way you're a G cup!

    (rinse and repeat a minimum of 5 times a day.)


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    Most of the time what ever comments just roll off me, however it drives me absolutely bonkers on cam or IRL when someone says to me "You don't sound black" Seriously???? First of all I am multi-racial and because I am part black I put myself in that category since visually I am not a petite Asian especially since my skin is darker. Of course I don't go into explanation. For me personally it rates up there as one of the most irritating things that can be said to me. I pride myself on trying to speak well and I am an educated woman period....since when did that have a particular sound. Geesh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by islandsoutherngirl View Post
    Most of the time what ever comments just roll off me, however it drives me absolutely bonkers on cam or IRL when someone says to me "You don't sound black" Seriously???? First of all I am multi-racial and because I am part black I put myself in that category since visually I am not a petite Asian especially since my skin is darker. Of course I don't go into explanation. For me personally it rates up there as one of the most irritating things that can be said to me. I pride myself on trying to speak well and I am an educated woman period....since when did that have a particular sound. Geesh!
    OH MY GOD. I'm mixed race as well, so I don't identify with any one race. It pisses me off when people keep on coming into my room calling me a black girl. Sure, I have dreads, but dreads are not explicitly connected to black people. Also, I'm goddamn pale. I'm not "ebony", so quit lumping me in that category.

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    Meanwhile in the $1 GS

    I have been in a MOOD lately so I am not even bothering with spamming the guys in my voyeur gold show when they start to bark their requests and I am instead ignoring them completely since I am so tired of arguing with them about the fact they can't read. If they don't read the GS topic, it just isn't my problem anymore. This 'interaction' made me smirk. I imagined him asking me everything in the most whiny voice possible


    failtoread: hi bb

    JAC: ...

    failtoread: speak portugues
    pussy

    JAC: ...

    failtoread: toys

    JAC: ...

    failtoread: pussy
    ass

    JAC: ...

    *failtoread has logged off*

    --failtoread has logged on--

    *failtoread has logged off*

    --failtoread has logged on--

    failtoread: I want to see her pussy

    *failtoread has logged off*

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    It makes me rage when people say that. I am black and all the time people say you don't sound black. I usually say and what's that supposed to mean and watch them try to fumble and cover their ass. It's happened to me in every job I ever had. I even had a woman come to a store I where I worked and ask for "the racist white bitch who answered the phones." She was quite surprised to see me. People are so caught up in their stereotypes.
    Quote Originally Posted by islandsoutherngirl View Post
    Most of the time what ever comments just roll off me, however it drives me absolutely bonkers on cam or IRL when someone says to me "You don't sound black" Seriously???? First of all I am multi-racial and because I am part black I put myself in that category since visually I am not a petite Asian especially since my skin is darker. Of course I don't go into explanation. For me personally it rates up there as one of the most irritating things that can be said to me. I pride myself on trying to speak well and I am an educated woman period....since when did that have a particular sound. Geesh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by islandsoutherngirl View Post
    Most of the time what ever comments just roll off me, however it drives me absolutely bonkers on cam or IRL when someone says to me "You don't sound black" Seriously???? First of all I am multi-racial and because I am part black I put myself in that category since visually I am not a petite Asian especially since my skin is darker. Of course I don't go into explanation. For me personally it rates up there as one of the most irritating things that can be said to me. I pride myself on trying to speak well and I am an educated woman period....since when did that have a particular sound. Geesh!
    I've gotten this from black people in real life.
    I was adopted and raised by older white people so I don't sound like what people seem to think black people are supposed to sound like.
    Black guys on the bus start talking to me and i'll say something and they'll look at me like what the fuck?

    ConfusedBlackGuys: "You a little while girl, ain't you?"

    ConfusedMe: Umm, no, I'm clearly black but whatever. Apparently you're color blind...
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    Sometimes I swear I'm going to quit camming and do something else.... then I look up jobs I would qualify for and quickly say FUCK THAT! Ain't nobody got time for that!




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    paul_hot (Member) : im so hard for pvt
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    paul_hot (Member) : do a handbra for me while u look to camera with that sexy face and pvt ok
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    paul_hot (Member) : why love
    Me: um...because NO?
    paul_hot (Member) : you lose a pvt
    guest3 : kak ciba zut?
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    Me to everyone else: Man, don't you guys love it when someone doesn't understand female anatomy. And the way a woman's pussy looks is genetics and not dick? Also do you guys know what kegals are? Cause the crazy muscles orgasm spasms you see is from a years worth of daily kegals.
    DONTGETVAGINA: shut ur wore moth! u have a losse pussy!
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    Guys who think their dick is gonna make my day. In a pvt last night a guy explained that he blew his light bulb so he was using a flashlight and was holding it towards his ugly looking dick so that "we can enjoy each other more". It looked like I was in a gathering by the fire and his cock was telling me a scary story. And NO, it wasn't on Halloween!


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