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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    urokedude: Are you wearing heels and stockings?
    Me: yes
    Brokedude: could you show?
    Me: sure, for 3 gold
    Brokedude: Sorry darling I lost all my money
    want to see if I can win some back with you
    Me: hun, I got financially screwed multiple times, but it never got me any free services
    Brokedude: you like gambling, too?
    Me: not at all) Got no luck for it)
    Brokedude: I lost 10000 last time
    Can I see those nice heels?
    Me: 3 gold. Not a big deal for you, from what I can see
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    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    in pvt.

    - Are u able to Get naked?
    - Are u able to stand up?
    - In your cam? (there s something not okay with this one o.O)

    DDDDDDD:

    - what are u girls doing here?
    - think, all men want to see pussy? (well, gays like u, maybe dont...)
    - did i asked for strip?
    - did i asked?

    ( i stand straigh, naked dont move...)

    - hell, no!

    excuse me, what s your problem, and why disturbing me?
    Sometimes i wish, ppl dont pay for minute, but the bigger shit they ask, they pay the bigger. :*

    another person is in the room. We re around 1 min, when he asks:
    - why u say on your profil site, u re kinky? (because the system of Jasmin give us a fullfilled profile with the account, but that s not your thing anyway... )
    * excuse me?
    - u re not kinky, so u are a liar.
    * um. we are at 1 min. I just started my show as u see... if u just want to blame me, do it. Why need to do a show, for that?
    Could u explain? I m not enough good to u? xD

    He couldn't explain of course. :"D
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    [After asking if he was interested in any of my videos:]
    ClearlyBlind: maybe but if remember you don't have any actual IR though
    Me: oh, yes, i have a bj video that is actual boy/girl
    ClearlyBlind: but is he black? i want to see a white girl suck a bbc
    Me: 1. i am not white. 2. no, he is asian

    Dude. You just need to see one picture of me to see I am brown as fuck. 95% of the girls I see on MGF are white. Why the heck would you come to ME looking for white girl on bbc content???

    And this gem, chatted me up looking for a full nude masturbation toy show:
    Me: so how long of a show are you looking for?
    Cheapo: well i was hoping for ten minutes for 30 credits
    Me: well in my profile it states that my rate for full nude masturbation is $4/min, but I can do a topless toy bj show for $3/min
    Me: so what are we doing?
    Cheapo: i know others that will do more for less but thank you anyway

    Laughing. My. ASS off. In frustration. This guy has been a member for nearly 1.5 years and has two ratings. And you know what his first rating is? 2/5 with the following comment: "I liked camming with him the first 2 times. He was sweet and a bunch of fun...He knows my prices but still offers unfair pricing. I am sorry but 20$ for 10 minute toy play +watching your cam is not enough especially after site fees....I just rather you not live me unless you are going to pay my price. I am sick of hearing what other girls charge." Preach, sista girl! And the stupid part is I am having a slow night and actually would have offered him that $10 discount if he would have asked for it, but not after that "more for less" comment.

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    Sweetwilly: Have you or would you ever fuck a guy's ass with a toy?
    Me: Why would I answer that for free?
    Sweetwilly: You don't have to answer it for free. I was just asking before I sent you a custom request. I'll private message it and if you are into it, please let me know.

    ------

    Evvvvery time you confront a guy about trying to ask you sexual questions and they have never paid you ANYTHING....they always have some excuse like, "oh I was just asking because I wanted to order a custom". Uh no, asshole. You present the custom idea to me, and I say YES or NO. You don't talk about my main profile photo, ask me if I have used a strapon, and THEN ask me if I would fuck a dude in the ass with a toy

    What, am I going to sit here and describe it to you? You want a sexual question answered about my personal sex life? You PAY UP.

    update: He pm'd me his idea for this apparent "custom". It literally had nothing to do with me fucking a dude with a toy. SO. Yeah buddy, you were freeloading and trying to get off for free. *yawn*
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    Gkicked: I saw your pic, did you steal your tattoo designs from an Ed Hardy t-shirt?

    none of my tattoos are old school or anything that resembles Ed Hardy He just came in to say that and quickly left. coward.




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    (T) M2019: Hey Beautiful!! Will you blow me a KISS????) Plzzzzzz I'm about to CUM and it would make it feel like 2000x better!!!!!))))) plzzzzz

    Most satisfying disconnect in a while.

    EDIT: Oh look, more stupid annoying shit.

    (T) guest1150: I`m blonde, 18 yr old
    (T) guest1150: and I`m naked
    (T) guest1150: any guys wanna see my cam?
    (T) guest1150: for free
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    Quote Originally Posted by caitir View Post
    uhhh..... i don't even know...

    larry: wire tech your private residence
    search each nook and cranny
    every little crevice
    perv the ass picking doofus
    maybe installed a spy cam there
    143 to the mastery of a 158 zelda nintendo score
    pulsars of quasars
    mixed up in chips


    uhh... huh? lol.
    Can anyone translate this?
    Had him too) He came and started raving about how I should hire a "wire tech guy for my private residence" because "hacker guy has spy cams all over the place", but he can outsmart the "hacker" as he "beats him by 50 IQ points". I wanted to send it here but my browser crashed so I didn't get to copy it. I thought he was trying to blackmail me or badger me into giving him freebies so he'd help me with the "hacker guy" and his "spy cams", and laughed my ass off because what the omniscient genius called my "private residence" is a bedbug-infested MDU kennel I moved in literally a week ago.
    Quote Originally Posted by MissJu View Post
    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.

    .

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    (T) guest6136: everybody make nude nıpple show only u not make why?

    Omg I cannot stop giggling right now.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    this is in free chat on SM

    erosh: can show me your tits
    no
    me: this is a pay2play site, you need to sign up and take me private if you wanna have fun
    erosh: i to want it
    me: like a wise person once said
    "if you ain't got no money take your broke ass home"
    erosh: your face has dimples

    OH NO YOU GUYS! I can't live any longer, my FACE! it has DIMPLES! that I put there by getting my cheeks pierced! AS I HAD PLANNED IT!

    what a cruel, cruel world




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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    My cam name is Jade20136...I have seriously had people ask if 20136 is my zip code. I mean, if you remotely even CONSIDER that I may be dumb enough to do that you deserve to burn in hell.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    ^You mean you're not actually dying to meet all those hot guys with huge cocks?




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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Gkicked: I saw your pic, did you steal your tattoo designs from an Ed Hardy t-shirt?

    none of my tattoos are old school or anything that resembles Ed Hardy He just came in to say that and quickly left. coward.
    I had on an Ed Hardy shirt last week and some non paying member asked me if it was laundry day. No bitch. its just a damn shirt. smh

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    My cam name is Firecooch317 and guys ask me all the time if 317 is my area code LOL Sorry buddy but Im not from indiana and even if I was Im not calling you!

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    AfricanPrince: Hello
    How are you today
    You are so CUTE... Exotic
    Well
    sorry
    you made me spill my coffee
    See you are quite Exquisite
    Exotic
    How would I get an exclusive to see your sexy body?
    So intoxicatingly sexual chocolate
    I am an African Prince in Gabon
    We have internet here
    Your beauty makes me nervous. My apologies
    I have gold
    no cash
    Africa is very rich
    Very nice to hear your laughter. you have a beautiful spiritt
    In my country, you are worth four cows and land. This make you rich.
    You have great personality
    I can get you a real leopard skin from the animal. It is a royal gift
    Ok. Can I see your beautiful breasts. I imagine their ancestry from our motherland Africa
    One day I will be able to come to America for a visit
    And then you will see royalty
    Quote Originally Posted by SarahTime View Post
    Sometimes I swear I'm going to quit camming and do something else.... then I look up jobs I would qualify for and quickly say FUCK THAT! Ain't nobody got time for that!




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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    So, yesterday I had a troll come into my room, totally grasping at straws. First, he wanted to know why my TV isn't a flat-screen (It is, actually.) and suggested it was because I'm autistic. Then he started making antisimetic remarks. I thought about seeing what else he had, but I was also talking to paying customers, so I made use of the ban button.

    I also had someone refuse to read my profile (where I specifically mention that I require a tip before I will PM someone) until I PMed them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VictoriaChaos View Post
    I am an African Prince in Gabon
    He probably is related to the Nigerian Prince who needs your help getting large sums of money out of the country. Just needs your bank account number and your mother maiden name. You will get 30% in return!"





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    Audritwo's asshole sees all, knows all. Spurs on armies of orcs. Casts fear into the dwindling races of Middle-Earth. Fears hobbits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by audritwo View Post
    He probably is related to the Nigerian Prince who needs your help getting large sums of money out of the country. Just needs your bank account number and your mother maiden name. You will get 30% in return!"
    I told my boyfriend about it and he said that's ridiculous, no one talks like that.

    Then he sent me http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094898/ It's Eddie Murphy's coming to America.
    I could not stop laughing.
    Quote Originally Posted by SarahTime View Post
    Sometimes I swear I'm going to quit camming and do something else.... then I look up jobs I would qualify for and quickly say FUCK THAT! Ain't nobody got time for that!




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    Quote Originally Posted by VictoriaChaos View Post
    I told my boyfriend about it and he said that's ridiculous, no one talks like that.

    Then he sent me http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094898/ It's Eddie Murphy's coming to America.
    I could not stop laughing.
    There was a specific beach nightclub my BFF and I used to frequent back in the day (free drinks for ladies). Every time we went a guy would use the ,

    "I am a Prince in my country." line. Good times :-D

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    cheapskater: how are u hun

    cheapskater: do u do gold show?

    me: no i do not. but i offer videos for gold

    cheapskater: i want live for gold
    :-)

    me: sorry hun

    cheapskater: ok, I wil try next time
    c u soon
    :-)

    me: when i do gold shows
    i only do voyeur or titty show while chilling
    no play :-)

    cheapskater: who knows one day u might upgrade ur show
    :p

    me: upgrade ur spending maybe? :-)

    cheapskater: hehehe
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    "upgrade your spending"

    fucking love it.
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    Just got this one in my free chat on SM...I can't stop giggling!

    Ilikefreeshit: hi
    if u r covering everything.. who will come? if u be completely naked all those who have loggedin will be here only... i am fucking damn sure abt that... everyone will tip u alsowithout even asking...if its live show no one will comejust check if u dont be
    just check if u dont believe
    i just told u a business secret


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    "So why did you join Mygirlfund?"

    I fucking HATE it when people ask me that. WHY DO YOU THINK?

    So. I am in a pissy mood, and two guys that contributed ONE TIME keep spamming me the last few days with chat requests, half the time im not getting them because the chat is OFFLINE, but it says I am online. I put in my status: "Please stop spamming the live chat button". Boom I get douches sending live chat invites and then hanging them up just to piss me off.

    So, someone just asked me why I joined MGF...normally I say a bunch of crap to make it sound "good". Not in the mood, so I just answered "MONEY".

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    amazonswindler: Well i don't have tokens but i can offer you something from amazon
    amazonswindler: like a phone , a perfume or a watch .
    amazonswindler: of course you'll get an order confirmation before we start the show
    me: haha no. i can offer u $10 amazongift for 29 min long video. it has to be giftcard.
    amazonswindler: thats the point bb i cant use my credit card to buy you gift cards codes are already
    amazonswindler: applied to my account (i can show you my balance ) cauz im married so i bought these gc's
    amazonswindler: from stores and they're expiring soon so i need to get rid of them
    me: haha poor thing. NO
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    UselessTimeWaster: hey sexy ready for Christmas?
    Me : as ready as I'll ever be. How about you?
    UselessTimeWaster: sort of, little more to go not really close though lots to do at work....lol any snow there?

    At this point, I know he's just wasting my time so I give the one word response to the snow question "yes" and keep talking to the other people in my room.

    UselessTimeWaster : same here makes for nicer shovelling lol what do you do on your spare time what are your hobbies?
    Me: You sure have a lot of questions
    UselessTimeWaster: yeah kinda, just looking to kill time before heading back to work.
    Me: I'm not here to entertain bored people

    UselessTimeWaster leaves the room

    These guy annoy me soooo badly. They have no intention of spending money. They're literally just bored and killing time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CurvyWinona View Post
    cheapskater: how are u hun

    cheapskater: do u do gold show?

    me: no i do not. but i offer videos for gold

    cheapskater: i want live for gold
    :-)

    me: sorry hun

    cheapskater: ok, I wil try next time
    c u soon
    :-)

    me: when i do gold shows
    i only do voyeur or titty show while chilling
    no play :-)

    cheapskater: who knows one day u might upgrade ur show
    :p

    me: upgrade ur spending maybe? :-)

    cheapskater: hehehe
    amazing eyes
    Haha he played the "maybe if I compliment her, I will get titties."





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