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    A fresh one:

    Surprisemebb: hi
    Me: hello
    how are you tonight?
    Surprisemebb: horny
    Me: mmm
    can I help?;-)
    Surprisemebb: hope so
    Me: what are you into?
    Surprisemebb: your choice
    i want something
    intense
    and crazy
    Me: like what?
    You know, I can be crazy in many ways and some of them may not be good for you.
    please SPECIFY what kind of show you are looking for.
    if you just want people surprise you, you can get surprised in a wrong way
    Surprisemebb: i reckon all of them are good for me
    what u offering?
    Me: have you read my profile?
    Surprisemebb: yes
    Me: I have ropes, bondage gear like gags and clamps, candles for waxplay, lingerie, heels, boots, a ton of toys and a fuckmachine. I also do fetishes like tongue or feet or messy food.
    Surprisemebb: if your not willing to choose ill go elsewhere
    Me: sorry, but it's not how it works. and I really prefer clients who know what they want. I don't want to be held responsible if the choice YOU are supposed to make proves to be wrong.
    Surprisemebb: oh ok *leaves*
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    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.

    .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunnylexie View Post
    Lol I love the infommercial!

    Yes, you should like pull one tit out of your bra and wave it coquettishly*wink wink*.

    As for the "You are just here to take money and show nothing" part - yesterday, I had the following dialogue:

    Negging Idiot: Hi, is your pussy hairy?
    Me: Yes, I'm hairy *actually, I have it mentioned twice on my profile and once on a writing board in my corner, but whatever*.
    Negging Idiot: No, you are not *obviously sits back and waits for me to prove him the opposite*
    Me: Pardon, I'm not quite getting what response you're expecting from me.
    Negging Idiot: For you to show me. Reverse psychology. I call you out so you have to prove me wrong.

    Do they really think calling someone a liar for nothing is gonna make the person do things for their pleasure (unless they enjoy getting banned or punched in the face)? Poor delusional kids.
    Hahaha those guys are really annoying.
    Whenever they do that i always tell them "I don't care whatever you think of me since you can't pay."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunnylexie View Post
    Lol I love the infommercial!

    Yes, you should like pull one tit out of your bra and wave it coquettishly*wink wink*.

    As for the "You are just here to take money and show nothing" part - yesterday, I had the following dialogue:

    Negging Idiot: Hi, is your pussy hairy?
    Me: Yes, I'm hairy *actually, I have it mentioned twice on my profile and once on a writing board in my corner, but whatever*.
    Negging Idiot: No, you are not *obviously sits back and waits for me to prove him the opposite*
    Me: Pardon, I'm not quite getting what response you're expecting from me.
    Negging Idiot: For you to show me. Reverse psychology. I call you out so you have to prove me wrong.

    Do they really think calling someone a liar for nothing is gonna make the person do things for their pleasure (unless they enjoy getting banned or punched in the face)? Poor delusional kids.
    Ha ha! Obviously the poor kid doesn't understand that reverse psychology would only have a chance at working if our day-to-day lives weren't filled to the brim with manipulating scammers and freeloaders. Thus the REVERSE part of the phrase.

    Hell, the only way I guess you could really try reverse psychology on a camgirl would be to say, "No, really. It is okay. I don't want to see you take your clothes off. You look way better with them on." LOL!

    I must admit I really can't think of a single situation where that shit would work either. Trying to scam a camgirl is like trying to scam a cop. Good luck coming up with something she hasn't seen a million times before.

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    ^^^ The huge mistake they all make: BELIEVING THEY ARE UNIQUE.

    Another stupid annoying piece:

    Idiot: hey baby whats up? nevermind just my cock

    Lol didn't even take trouble to hold the punchline. Really, why bother if the joke is so stale noone's gonna play along anyway.
    Last edited by Sunnylexie; 01-29-2014 at 10:00 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by MissJu View Post
    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.

    .

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    "OPEN GOLD SHOW BB"

    I feel like there's a missing sesame in there.

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    I hate those mother fuckers that think complimenting you will get you to give them something for free. Some guy was asking for a free pic and I said no. He said I was gorgeous.. then asked again. I have a client who compliments me profusely, AND gives me $300 a week for simple custom videos. Your compliments ain't worth shit, freeloaders.




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    The background: this sad loser has been haunting my room for around a year. In the very beginning, he bought in a gold show or two; but since then he's been doing nothing but hanging out in freechat calling me his goddess, queen and whatever and telling how much he loves me. At first, I tried sending him to pvt, but he told he didn't need to see me naked, so I started ignoring him, like only greeting (cause I greet everyone who greets me) and sometimes saying thank you for a compliment. Sometimes, it'd get him sorta pissy, but he wasn't causing any trouble, so I just let him be. Tonight, he came back with the following:

    needythirstyguy: Hey guess what tonight is the night I end everything
    needythirstyguy: My life has come to the end
    Me: ?
    needythirstyguy: You are the last contact I will make
    Me: Sorry to hear you're feeling bad. Have you contacted the emergency line?
    needythirstyguy: Good night *leaves*

    Good to hear you decided to end it yourself before I had to ban you.


    Number 2:
    Dude: how hairy are your armpits?
    Me: just like on my profile picture.
    Dude: Is that all?
    Me: 0_o what else is supposed to be there?
    Dude: *sits there for a while without saying a word, then leaves*

    Oh sorry forgot something *turns her secret underarm skin pockets inside out revealing bushes the size of a broom* See, that isn't all!


    UPD not to multipost *yes, SM is idiots galore tonight*:

    Guy1: Smile bb!
    Me: Newsflash: telling people to smile doesn't actually make them want to smile!
    Reg: *tells me something funny and brings a really big smile on my face*
    Guy2: *enters the chat* are you high?

    The morale of the story: trying to please everyone is a thankless job. Try pissing everyone off instead: you'll have more fun that way.

    UPD2:
    A guy asked me to squirt but when I started masturbating the way that makes me squirt he got pissy and demanded that I "squirt now". I told him I had to orgasm to squirt, and he left. Guess he knows someone who squirts at the snap of fingers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MissJu View Post
    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.

    .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunnylexie View Post

    The morale of the story: trying to please everyone is a thankless job. Try pissing everyone off instead: you'll have more fun that way.
    Did someone say "thankless job"?
    Thankless-Job-repo-the-genetic-opera-5587536-233-299.jpg
    Points to anyone who gets my stupid reference...

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    You have made my horrific night filled with morons so much better with just one pic, Autumn. Now I gotta go find my Repo dvd.

    Edit:

    Nitwit: Stand up!
    Me: 1 gold.
    Nitwit: Oh cmon bb, do it for me!
    Me: I'm sorry, but I can't!
    Nitwit: Yes you can you fat bitch.
    Me: *Deadpan* They were cut off in an automobile accident you idiotic fuck. The gold is to help pay for my prosthetic limbs. If you want to see the stumps, take me pvt.
    *nitwit leaves*


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    Quote Originally Posted by AutumnAmbrosia View Post
    Did someone say "thankless job"?
    Thankless-Job-repo-the-genetic-opera-5587536-233-299.jpg
    Points to anyone who gets my stupid reference...
    Exactly what I feel when stripping another sexual ignoramus of his sweet delusions.
    Quote Originally Posted by MissJu View Post
    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.

    .

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    Golden_Shower has just entered the room

    Golden_Shower: will u pee 4 me 4 5golds bb?

    Golden_Shower has been blocked.

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    ur stomach is bigger than boobs

    these guys on im live have no hand brain filter at all it humorous more then annoying to me . its like really?! u just typed that ??? XD
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    I hate the ones who ask all these questions about pvts and what you do or Skype and how much it costs. Then you explain it all to them, they seem interested, and they're like "Okay, I'll pay you X tokens for the Skype." or "Okay, I'll take you pvt!" then bam, they disappear. Like why did you even waste my time? Why not just say... not today?
    Keiner konnte wissen wo die Reise enden wird...
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    Sorry for the double post, but this just occurred, and me and other premiums could not stop laughing. This is from a basic, btw.

    exbf69: please Stand up sweety & show it
    exbf69: then we go for pvt
    Rhiannonxxxxx: ok
    Rhiannonxxxxx: I haven't heard this one before!
    exbf69: m unique so my demand is diff
    Rhiannonxxxxx: How are you unique, dear?
    exbf69: For know that you must meet me on cam & for that you should do what i say
    exbf69: time is money & money is everything
    exbf69: m ready for see



    I should do what he says! Hahahaha oh lord.
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    someone called me a fat ass...

    I'm fucking 100 lbs.
    WEIGHT WATCHERS HERE I COME!





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    Quote Originally Posted by AutumnAmbrosia View Post
    Did someone say "thankless job"?
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    Points to anyone who gets my stupid reference...
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    I get it, bb!

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    asshole: my head is throbbing. guess which one
    me: the head of the cock that's up your ass?
    asshole: both of them!
    me: shit, u got TWO cocks in your ass right now? *CLAPS LOUDLY* EVERYONE, [username] can fit TWO dicks up his ass! thats impressive baby! good work! not even I can do that!
    *asshole leaves*

    I just have no fucking patience for lame dick jokes today....esp since the guys making dick jokes never spend any friggin money. dick jokes dont pay my bills bitch


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jade62013 View Post
    asshole: my head is throbbing. guess which one
    me: the head of the cock that's up your ass?
    asshole: both of them!
    me: shit, u got TWO cocks in your ass right now? *CLAPS LOUDLY* EVERYONE, [username] can fit TWO dicks up his ass! thats impressive baby! good work! not even I can do that!
    *asshole leaves*

    I just have no fucking patience for lame dick jokes today....esp since the guys making dick jokes never spend any friggin money. dick jokes dont pay my bills bitch
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    "im gonna report u to the better busness buro
    then wat r u gonna do"
    People talking,
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    better_business_burro.jpg

    Call in the Better Business Burro!





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    Quote Originally Posted by Jade62013 View Post
    I just have no fucking patience for lame dick jokes today....esp since the guys making dick jokes never spend any friggin money. dick jokes dont pay my bills bitch
    *fantasizes about alternate reality where dick jokes have cash value*






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    Dude: feel naughty
    Me: always;-)
    Dude: ur not shy r u
    i like getting messy baby
    Me: like how messy?
    Dude: can u gag baby??
    Me: I can, but I will not puke.
    Dude: oho onooooo
    Me: ??
    Dude: why u shy?
    Me: 1) I don't like vomitting. It doesn't feel good or arousing to me.
    Dude: puke a little? its hot
    Me: 2) it's against the site rules and I can get banned for it.
    Dude: Ok *leaves*.

    So, of all the reasons for me not to want to puke (the sickness, the mess I'll have to clean up, the damage to my already not-so-perfect teeth, the obscenity laws et c.) the one you thought of is shyness? Cute, congrats on knowing your fetish well. And FFS, I'm 30 and have puked enough times to be absolutely sure I don't find it "hot". Another time will not make me get the taste of it.
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    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by audritwo View Post
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    Call in the Better Business Burro!
    OMG! If I didn't want to marry you before for your great sense of humour.....that image just sealed the deal!

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    meanwhile in free chat

    TheMan: Hi
    is my birthday but I do not have a premium account = /
    is my birthday but I do not have a premium = / account you could memostrar her breasts and her vagina to be my birthday present?
    me: I hope you die a slow death

    and then in guest chat

    StarkHazard: im going to cum ok
    me: *blocks*

    my patience is wearing thin -_- this day needs to be over soon so I can relax




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