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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    In a GS countdown:
    MrVanity: If I put in 20 gold, will you name your fuckmachine Andrew after show?

    Doesn't beat the guy from like 3 years ago who offered $300 to get his name tattooed on my chest - but still sweet.

    BTW, am I the only person who's sorta freaked out by sextoys being named after live people (not like a brandname, but by the user)? It's always sounded like some sick kind of voodoo to me. It also gives me an unpleasant feeling when people ask me what's a dildo's name. FFS, it's a penis-shaped chunk of silicone, why is it expected to have a name like it's a live being?
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    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBrownFox View Post
    Someone just asked a SM model (it's a voyeur room) if she has sex with her rats. WTF is wrong with people?
    Law of camming № 124: once there's a thing around you viewers can see, at some point someone will ask if you use it sexually, no matter what it is.

    Probably they think that we put things next to ourselves when on cam to demonstrate our willingness to use them in shows. Sort of Chekhov's gun thing.
    Quote Originally Posted by MissJu View Post
    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.

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    ^I have a Teddy bear in my room and other fluffy toys. Most of them were gifts and itīs not like I put them there to be used as sex toys, obviously. Well...there isnīt a single day on cam that I donīt get at least one request to ride them, rub myself or using them in some creepy way. Perturbing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by audritwo
    guy 1: is it a joke that you have a hairy vag hahaha
    me: The joke is that you think vaginas are hairy. Labia majora and mons pubis are.
    guy 1: ?
    me: Vaginas don't have hair broski. The outer lips and on top do.
    guy 2: haha read a book mutha fucker
    guy 1: this dumb bitch dont speak english. thinks she so smart.
    guy 3: Wikipedia confirmed she is right. Damn this bitch KNOWS pussy.
    SMH at these numbnuts...
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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    on mfc
    i tease, quietly don't even ask for tips, just generally cheerful:

    " SupermanCraig: Your buttocks are shapely and rather fetching
    SupermanCraig: yeah... youre welcome for the compliment
    SupermanCraig: you just made it to the ignored list.... try saying THANK YOU next time loser !!!!!!!!!!!!"

    i sit down, smile

    what was this? i did not even said a word, i should have said thank you because he complimented my ass?!

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    Did he really say 'buttocks'? LOL.
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    inworff: hi babe how are you so how old are you you look about fifteen or sixteen i like that

    or how to get blocked really fast




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    Delusional: We're u live
    Delusional: Tell me were u live and ill come over and we can have sex
    Delusional: Don't have audio
    Delusional: Im sure that pussy itches
    Delusional: And u need me
    Delusional: Strip plez

    I'm sure that pussy itches.


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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    This is from free chat on SM (not guest). I don't normally look at it and I just spam it when I see it flashing...

    Scotty_Hottie: You need to sign up with credit card details to come and chat with me in Guest Chat. ^;^
    bobmaar: i dont hv credit card wt is the other way???
    Scotty_Hottie: You need to sign up with credit card details to come and chat with me in Guest Chat. ^;^
    bobmaar: ok my dads card i will use,... first show a lil ur breast
    bobmaar: ok my dads card i will use,... first show a lil ur breast
    niple also
    bobmaar: m givng credit details.. bt first show ur pussy nd a lill breast..
    bobmaar: i hv given the details bt now its prosecng.... take off ur bra of one breast
    no pussy only breast
    bobmaar: show ur niples
    one only
    bobmaar: i m giving tip but first u show ue one breast nd pussy hair
    first u show ue one breast nd pussy hair
    first u show ue one breast nd pussy hair den i will tip
    bobmaar: if u dont show ur pussy hair nd only one breast den i will not tip nd log out...
    bye bye


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    ^ Lol I love it when the guys in free chat think that by threatening to leave they will upset us. "No please bb, don't go! I NEED your free loading ass!" Haha


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    are you naked?
    as a I sit here very clearly wearing a white v-neck.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Quote Originally Posted by Procrasturbator View Post

    I'm sure that pussy itches.
    I'm sure it would if you had sex with him.


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    goodluck83: hi
    how r u
    31 chan
    from India
    would u like to earn 60000$
    plz type
    goodluck83: can u do contract marriage??
    its not real marriage,,,,,,
    goodluck83: dont worry,,,everything will be done thorugh lawyer,,,you do not have to worry
    as per US law ,,,3 years
    you dont have to stay to gether
    goodluck83: ohhh
    where r u from
    goodluck83: this is not first time
    i did it before
    well,,this is primary introduction
    goodluck83: after everything done then i come meet
    i rpovide visa aasistant to you to come to India on the basis of my company letters then provide you return ticket and five star hotel stay
    before you come
    we chat online with cam to cam through sky pe
    or yahoo
    well we have to be serious when we deal with immigration
    plz type i cant hear u dear
    where r u from dear
    i studied in US
    i have clients who want to set up businesss in US
    for that they need to go there
    visitor visa is hard to earn
    plz type
    by way of contract marriage,,,,u can also earn money and other person also success in his career
    i have inquiries for US, AUS, CANADA and UK
    plz reply

    Sad part is....this is the most entertaining guy that's been in my room all morning..Lol...he's still going on about it, as I type this

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    I love free chat lol

    Maximo200: hi
    you are perfect
    hm
    ok
    what the size of your reamer??
    you are singer??




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    "I have no tokens, but can you..." no.
    Keiner konnte wissen wo die Reise enden wird...
    Rhiannon. 21. Cam Girl. Tumblr.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    I had this guy! But he only offered me $50k You must be $10K more prettier
    Quote Originally Posted by Holly_xoxo View Post
    goodluck83: hi
    how r u
    31 chan
    from India
    would u like to earn 60000$
    plz type
    goodluck83: can u do contract marriage??
    its not real marriage,,,,,,
    goodluck83: dont worry,,,everything will be done thorugh lawyer,,,you do not have to worry
    as per US law ,,,3 years
    you dont have to stay to gether
    goodluck83: ohhh
    where r u from
    goodluck83: this is not first time
    i did it before
    well,,this is primary introduction
    goodluck83: after everything done then i come meet
    i rpovide visa aasistant to you to come to India on the basis of my company letters then provide you return ticket and five star hotel stay
    before you come
    we chat online with cam to cam through sky pe
    or yahoo
    well we have to be serious when we deal with immigration
    plz type i cant hear u dear
    where r u from dear
    i studied in US
    i have clients who want to set up businesss in US
    for that they need to go there
    visitor visa is hard to earn
    plz type
    by way of contract marriage,,,,u can also earn money and other person also success in his career
    i have inquiries for US, AUS, CANADA and UK
    plz reply

    Sad part is....this is the most entertaining guy that's been in my room all morning..Lol...he's still going on about it, as I type this

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Soooo I placed my first CMD ad a couple hours ago. Not impressed with the guys who have messaged me so far but this one just now takes the creepy cake.

    darrell_atkins01: I saw your ad on CamModelDirectory nice body
    Me: Thanks Looking to play?
    darrell_atkins01: i have to be careful, my daughter is home
    (I start getting a really bad feeling about this but decide to make a graceful exit while giving him the benefit of the doubt)
    Me: Maybe another time then.
    darrell_atkins01 is typing...
    darrell_atkins01: ok, she might see you!

    NOPITY NOPE NOPE, SPEED-IGNORE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Procrasturbator View Post
    Soooo I placed my first CMD ad a couple hours ago. Not impressed with the guys who have messaged me so far but this one just now takes the creepy cake.

    darrell_atkins01: I saw your ad on CamModelDirectory nice body
    Me: Thanks Looking to play?
    darrell_atkins01: i have to be careful, my daughter is home
    (I start getting a really bad feeling about this but decide to make a graceful exit while giving him the benefit of the doubt)
    Me: Maybe another time then.
    darrell_atkins01 is typing...
    darrell_atkins01: ok, she might see you!

    NOPITY NOPE NOPE, SPEED-IGNORE
    i got that guy twice but i remembered him and caught on and blocked him. hes going by a script he used the EXACT same lines on me
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    Yes, sex sells, but it sure as hell doesn't sell itself!
    I went from poor to please pour me another drink - Lil Wayne
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    You're a sip of fine champagne darling, and the guys who deserve to taste you should be able to buy the whole glass.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ladyjalyn View Post
    I had this guy! But he only offered me $50k You must be $10K more prettier
    I seriously just laughed my ass off at your response Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Procrasturbator View Post
    Soooo I placed my first CMD ad a couple hours ago. Not impressed with the guys who have messaged me so far but this one just now takes the creepy cake.

    darrell_atkins01: I saw your ad on CamModelDirectory nice body
    Me: Thanks Looking to play?
    darrell_atkins01: i have to be careful, my daughter is home
    (I start getting a really bad feeling about this but decide to make a graceful exit while giving him the benefit of the doubt)
    Me: Maybe another time then.
    darrell_atkins01 is typing...
    darrell_atkins01: ok, she might see you!

    NOPITY NOPE NOPE, SPEED-IGNORE
    OMG I had that guy last week!!!!! He said exactly the same thing to me!!

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    via message:
    Hi baby, i already like you ,but how can we meet and get to know each other,what do you think,?
    Jonny
    me: I don't meet people on here. This isn't a dating site.
    his response: what do you do here ???

    Please tell me you're joking. Please.
    I don't even know how this guy found me. He never went into my room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pippapippa View Post
    via message:
    Hi baby, i already like you ,but how can we meet and get to know each other,what do you think,?
    Jonny
    me: I don't meet people on here. This isn't a dating site.
    his response: what do you do here ???

    Please tell me you're joking. Please.
    I don't even know how this guy found me. He never went into my room.
    I had something simaiar happen this guy sent a message that simply said "would love to fuck you" i ignored it he sent the same thing again a few days later and then i sent him a message that said i would love for him to stop being creepy and this wasnt a virtual brothel it was a porn site and if he wanted a show he could take me pvt the next time i was on .

    i didnt block him AND i HAVEN'T heard from him since
    Quote Originally Posted by BombshellBelle View Post
    Always dress like you're going to bump into the woman seeing the man who broke your heart.
    Quote Originally Posted by sexyadrienne View Post
    Yes, sex sells, but it sure as hell doesn't sell itself!
    I went from poor to please pour me another drink - Lil Wayne
    Quote Originally Posted by IvyAdams View Post
    You're a sip of fine champagne darling, and the guys who deserve to taste you should be able to buy the whole glass.


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    I'm a Dom on Sinful call. Get a guy wanting to do a rape fantasy on me. Goes into very disturbing details. Says he can't call tonight but had plenty of time to spam me with emails asking me to talk explicitly for him about his god awful fantasy.

    Right let me help with that! Even though your a sick fuck, your not paying and I'm a Dom. I told him to buy my content and ignored him.

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    Douche - Hi BB. Let me see your body so I know if you're worth my money.
    Me - How are u gonna tip me with 0 tokens? And i'm worth a lot, so if u want to see me, tip me!

    Then he just left.

    Another guy was SO desperate that he tried to trick me that MFC has a deal with skype! He said it works exactly the same as prvt, but that the show would be on skype.
    He actually added me on skype at first, cuz i thought he was gonna give me tokens for a prvt there. And then he pulled of this lie and even had a fake account from MFC so i could accept this thingy
    HOW stupid did he think I was?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CatBBW View Post
    My prices are 0.80 per min for Group, and 1.80 per min for private - Sir, it is YOU who has the "fuckin cheek of it".
    Some threads you might want to check out:

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    Quote Originally Posted by RebeccaT View Post
    I HAVE NO NIPPLES! Do the guys copy and paste this stuff?
    A)
    B) Yes.

    Quote Originally Posted by Morrigan View Post
    perhaps hes spent too much time with us Tgirls?
    What is this ridiculousness of which you speak? It's not possible to spend too much time with Tgirls.

    Quote Originally Posted by audritwo View Post
    ur ass is so nice but u prolly have the herps
    Any time someone says "herps" I think of herpetology



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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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