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    Quote Originally Posted by sexical View Post
    a few nights ago i had a pleasant idiot in my room. If i hadn't been so busy that night i would have kept him around for laughs.

    Him: Do you like straight dicks? Curved dicks? Small pricks? Or is it just for kicks?
    Me: Who are you dr. Seuss?
    Him: No, but i do love to rhyme? Is that a crime?
    Me: No, but if you wanna play, you're gonna have to pay.
    Him: Pay?! No way! I will not i say!
    Me: Damn, man. If you really wanted to you can...oh, well here comes the ban.
    win. :d

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    Quote Originally Posted by loveshooks View Post
    "what's the kinkiest thing you've done on cam today?"

    um, let's see....watched some gay porn with a client whist he blew a cucumber and slid toys up his neither regions...

    not the visual image you were looking for, 'wanks-for-free-to-typed-fantasies' boy? my bad
    LMAO! Yes! People ask me about my fantasies and they usually involve pegging. They're all like, "Awww man! That killed my boner!"

    Ahem, well, you asked...

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    today this guy wanted me to view his cam and i told him he had to tip for it and he was like "i need you in my life...i am the truth...just take my hand and hear the truth...take my hand" and of course by "take my hand" he meant "watch my stroke my cock"
    Tell me what do you see? Thug niggas? Drug dealers? Its a trip...every nigga in this whip got a mothafuckin college degree

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    Some non-English speaker today told me to "assemble the cock."

    I told him that actually my long-term goals are to have it disassembled.

    He didn't get it, of course.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    ^^ lol

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    ,"I have an arm wrestling fetish"
    "OK"
    "I like your arms"
    (lol I have no visible arm muscles but allright - some guys into muscle flexing seem to settle for less)
    "Thanks!"

    :in pvt suddenly:

    "Oh - hi there"
    "Hi can we arm wrestle?"
    I ask probing questions - he seems unsure of himself and just says "I love arm wrestling" in different ways over and over again. I guess maybe it is an English issue or muscle fetish. So I pause to think how to simulate it, decide to flex, caress my arms, and talk about a fantasy scenario of arm wrestling in great oily muscle rippling detail...
    "No, I mean can we arm wrestle?"
    "Want to send your cam?"
    "I dont have one"
    (continue what I was doing before but aim arm near camera and cup hand like Im arm wrestling an invisible opponent. I tense my arm, look focused)
    "OK, we start at 1, 2, 3-"
    "No, I want to arm wrestle"
    "Explain what you mean"
    "I like your arms and want to wrestle them"
    (Internal sigh, I assume he just wants to answer questions about his fetish)
    "What do you like about my arms"
    "They look like arms I could wrestle"
    "How so?"
    "Idk"
    "what do you like about arm wrestling"
    "Its fun, I like it"
    "What's fun about it"
    "I like doing it idk"
    "You like strong arms on women then hunh?"
    "I just like arm wrestling"
    "Arm wrestling women of course though"
    "It can be a guy"
    "Oh? that's pretty kinky hunh [screenname]?"
    (I assume forced bi?)
    "I guess"
    "You ever arm wrestle a man before?"
    "Ya"
    "Mmmm what happened?"
    "My brother and I arm wrestled last week. It was ok. I won though."
    "Cough so you like feeling powerless, hunh? Subdued, overwhelmed"
    "Not really"
    "You like losing to people stronger than you?"
    "I think I could beat you"
    "You think you could beat ME in arm wrestling? lol dont think so, you see these arms?" (again, my arms are totally unremarkable)
    "I mean we'd have to arm wrestle, so I can't say for sure you know"
    "So you must weightlift then - how much can you lift"
    "I dont really work out much"
    "Mmmmm I see...."
    "So can we arm wrestle?"
    "..."
    "Hello?"
    "How shall we arm wrestle?"
    "What?"
    "How do you want to arm wrestle me? You want to arm wrestle so how do you want to do it"
    "What do you mean?"
    "....Where do you live?"
    "California."
    "Were you born there? How old are you?"
    "Yes. I'm 47."
    "...."
    "Hello?"
    "You understand I won't meet you, correct? And that being in pvt doesnt mean we're arranging to meet in person to arm wrestle, right?"
    "Ya."
    "Ok."
    "So can we arm wrestle?"
    "How. How. HOW do you want to arm wrestle?"

    /leaves abruptly and leaves poor feedback
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    So how many stumps can you fit in your pussy?

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    ^^ I hope you were laughing just a little bit through that.

    I didn't know that was a thing that guys wanted from natal women though. That's good to know. I always assumed that guys were just telling me I had man arms, and I'm self-conscious about that.

    I'll be nicer to those guys now.

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    I had a guy who wanted skye or msn..so I told him the cost etc. He was having trouble working out how to pay so I talked him through it. He then paid in dollars without converting the sterling amount, so had to pay the balance..again, I had to talk him through it. Then it went as follows:


    09:46:34 AM member: i want as much time with you as possible hehe
    09:52:22 AM member: ok paid
    09:52:38 AM RebeccaT: Thank you
    09:52:53 AM member: so how do i get you
    09:53:44 AM member: now what
    09:54:57 AM member: are you there
    09:55:40 AM RebeccaT: yes...hang on
    09:55:57 AM member: ok
    09:57:31 AM member: hold on can we do it later
    09:59:02 AM member: dont worry im here and ready now
    09:59:44 AM RebeccaT: I can't do now...later tonight or tomorrow?
    10:00:09 AM member: did you get payment
    10:00:36 AM RebeccaT: yes, thank you.
    10:03:21 AM RebeccaT: Later tonight or tomorrow
    10:03:32 AM member: wat time later
    10:03:45 AM RebeccaT: Half seven?
    10:03:56 AM member: ok
    10:04:13 AM member: prob be wanked out by then lol
    10:04:18 AM RebeccaT: Lol
    10:04:23 AM RebeccaT: MSN or SKype?
    10:05:00 AM member: ive none of those
    10:05:06 AM member: so now what
    10:05:37 AM RebeccaT: Oh Chris...you're so...I don't know what word to use
    10:05:44 AM member: lol
    10:06:04 AM member: but im fun

    I'm still not sure how he thought we were going to do it...bless him. I made him a video instead! And he really is fun, so well worth all the hassle.
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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Roast, pretty sure Ive had that arm wrestle dude before. LOL.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    i hate when they say "why not"

    idiot: bb can u fist ass for me?
    me: no
    idiot: why not?

    i feel like a mother or something "because i said so!!!!" lol
    "Achieving success is a challenge but so is struggling so you may as well choose success."

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    King_____ on MFC mailing me about my "saggy tits," yet spending the entire early morning perving in my room as a guest, listening to every word. Hmmm...hundreds of models online (some with huge tits), but your 74-year old ass chooses to freeload on the "saggy tits" girl? Whatever, prick...you know I still make your little 2-centimeter penis hard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by h0ttie View Post
    i hate when they say "why not"

    idiot: bb can u fist ass for me?
    me: no
    idiot: why not?

    i feel like a mother or something "because i said so!!!!" lol
    This is definitely number one on my list! I just ignore them at that point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBrownFox View Post
    King_____ on MFC mailing me about my "saggy tits," yet spending the entire early morning perving in my room as a guest, listening to every word. Hmmm...hundreds of models online (some with huge tits), but your 74-year old ass chooses to freeload on the "saggy tits" girl? Whatever, prick...you know I still make your little 2-centimeter penis hard.
    Ugh, that guy's been in my room. He wanted me to show something for a ridiculously low amount of tokens and proceeded to send me a nasty email along with tipping me one token. Ever since I've seen him watching my room all sneaky-like. What an asshole.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    (in free chat)
    "Wanna see my cam?"
    "No, I don't watch cams."
    "Why not? I'm really cute!"

    I don't give a shit if you think you're cute. You're probably repulsive, and I'm not here to check out "hot" guys, I'm here to make money.



    I got this guy today who asked if I did phone sex. I asked what he was looking for and he was like "I'm looking for someone who's not just after money. :/"

    Then he kept saying he probably couldn't afford me, etc etc. I asked how long he wanted to talk, and he said "forever. He wanted to have my phone number so he could call me whenever to have phone sex. I was holding back LOLs. I recommended Niteflirt to him and he was like, "I don't want someone who does this for a living. I want you."

    Dude, where do you think you are? I do phone sex AND MORE for a living. I'm not your damn girlfriend. Jesus.

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    Oh, and on the celeb lookalikes thing....the other day a guy said some actress that I had never heard of, so I googled her and she's literally like 10 years old! WTF?!

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    " remove all now then i'll take you in pvt for 30 mins after ok my darlin?
    ok?
    ok?
    ok?!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Breannasparks View Post
    " remove all now then i'll take you in pvt for 30 mins after ok my darlin?
    ok?
    ok?
    ok?!"
    "Can you finger yourself in free and after I cum I'll tip you 50 tokens?"

    How dumb do they think we are?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShadySailor View Post
    "Can you finger yourself in free and after I cum I'll tip you 50 tokens?"

    How dumb do they think we are?!
    "Can you take off your garter belt and stockings and just have heels on?"
    "Sure I can, you can make requests in private! "
    "Can you do it now before we go, but not show me?"

    Let me get right on that.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    The hour I spent on Streamate this afternoon was a complete waste of time. Not a single tip or private session. I had to ban a few guys, and also had a few pussies talkin' shit and then making a quick exit. They got mad when I spoke up about rude guys begging/making demands. Any time a woman speaks up her mind about something guys don't wanna hear...guys call her a 'bitch'...lmfao! Yeah, SM may have good traffic, but today I wasn't getting any of the PAYING traffic.

    And yes, I know one hour isn't very long to be on, but still.....DAMN.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBrownFox View Post
    The hour I spent on Streamate this afternoon was a complete waste of time. Not a single tip or private session. I had to ban a few guys, and also had a few pussies talkin' shit and then making a quick exit. They got mad when I spoke up about rude guys begging/making demands. Any time a woman speaks up her mind about something guys don't wanna hear...guys call her a 'bitch'...lmfao! Yeah, SM may have good traffic, but today I wasn't getting any of the PAYING traffic.

    And yes, I know one hour isn't very long to be on, but still.....DAMN.
    Haha, my guys love it when I rag on the demanders! Some guy came in last night and the first thing he says is "show ass" so I said how about a hi first or at least a please! The guys love when I get a bitchy cause I'm typically very sweet and accommodating to a point and they all know it. I was also bitching about the 30 second hoppers in a show last night while in free chat and one of my guys said here's a tip to make up for it and tipped my minute rate. Aww...some of the guys really are good to me and they make up for the assholes.

    On topic though I hate the ones that ask you to change while in free. I always just tell them I will once in private, some leave and some will actually go private.

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    This has probably already been covered, but I was bombarded by it tonight.

    "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

    I don't mind it in pvts, as I understand their hands are a bit busy but get PM after PM of just
    "mmmmmm" drives me crazy.

    Sometimes they like to elaborate on it-
    "mmmmmmmmmm bb"

    Gah. That's officially what I'm naming my memoir. Or maybe a handbook.
    "Mmmm BB - Camwhoring for Dummies"
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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    ^^^^ OR (and I'm sure this has been mentioned before) when they bug you in public chat to check your PM and all it says is "Mmmmm" or "hru".

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    him: what state do you live in/?
    me: Why?
    him: to see it we live close to each other
    me: Well that's just creepy. I'm an online camgirl. Online.
    him: I want to see if we live close enough to meet
    him: and fuck in person
    him: so I can fuck your pussy without a condom on
    him: and cum in your pussy
    me: I'm married home slice.
    him: thats ok
    him: I am in a relationship
    me: What you are asking is illegal, and against site rules to boot. I exist as an online cam girl. Online.
    him: fine let me just show you my cock

    Like I feel so sad for him to make him have to settle or something? I told him I viewed in private.

    Also, earlier today I had someone that wanted me to pretend like I was a giant woman and the army men and toy planes were really people (yes I have toys, don't judge me). Since it was SUCH a special request I decided to act it out for them a little in free chat to make sure I was what they are looking for. They were not legit.

    "Look into plane and I will take you private"
    *I glance at screen to check for private notification*
    "You aren't looking at the plane! Start over and take off your clothes. I'm a girl."

    Whoa wtf. Watch out for this cheap butt.

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    Got this message tonight on SM:
    "Hi, do you still escort? Let me know bb"

    Umm...I've never escorted and don't plan on it, but thanks for askin...douche.

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    ~~In private for an hour~~

    "So what do you do for a living?"

    .................................................. ....

    Have you not noticed the xxx bucks seeping from your wallet to mine in this period? I...just...seriously makes me wonder about some people.


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