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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    This guy didn't say anything out of line but his name was out of pocket.
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    Like really? Now what if I changed my name to "stopBeggingForFreeShit" or "WhatTheFuckYouLookingAtSayHello"or "PayMeMotherFucker", I like the last one best it really speaks to why Im online
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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    hahahahanope: do u wanna go pvt
    Me: Hell yeah I do!
    hahahahanope: what would u do for me in pvt
    Me: It's not about what I can do for you, it's about what you can do for me!
    hahahahanope: what would u like me to do for you?
    Me: Hmmm well what are you into?
    hahahahanope: anal?
    Me: Hell yeah, you can fuck yourself in the ass on cam2cam for me!
    hahahahanope: ...
    hahahahanope: not exactly what i meant
    Me: Wait, then what did you mean?
    hahahahanope: i meant i would watch u fuck yourself in the ass
    hahahahanope: so would u fuck yourself in the ass
    Me: No, why would I do that? I don't have a prostate
    hahahahanope: can i get a peak of ur ass
    Me: Absolutely, you can see all you want in private
    hahahahanope: can i get a freebe maybe
    Me: (bursts out laughing, continues laughing for about a full minute) Omg. That's funny. Why would I do that?
    hahahahanope: because we're both in cali
    hahahahanope: it makes sense if you don't think about it

    I'd been having an awesome night and I knew my findom guy was coming back soon so I gave approximately 0 fucks whatsoever. Yeeeeeah let me give you a free peek of my ass when in a minute I'll be in pvt with the guy who wants to spend big money just to chat. I'll get right on that lmao.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Jerk #1: OMG ur SO UGLY! Bitch did u get burned in a fire?

    Jerk #2: It is ugly y u here ugly bitch?

    Jerk #1: yo bitch bitch bitch is u-g-l-y ain't got no alibi hahahahahahahaha fuck u bitch

    Jerk #2: y u smile dumb bitch

    Me: (Spaced out look on my face) I love you man, all of you and Jesus does too!

    Jerk #2: wtf cunt u damn whore wat u on

    Me: (Still spacey) In my fathers house there are many mansions if it were not so........

    Jerk #1: I'm outta here jus trying to have a bit of fun fuck u

    Jerk #2: u are one sick cunt damn bitch

    Me: (Desperation) Don't go! PLEASE don't go! I LOVE you and Jes-

    Jerk #1 has logged off

    Jerk #2 has logged off

    Awesome fella: You were brilliant!

    Me: Aw shuck it was nothing.

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    playawannabe: i see a beautiful women
    guys are attraced to beautiful girls = love
    i know it sounds dumb
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    This morning on Cam4

    My dog licks cock and I want to give him a facial. Do you wanna watch?
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    And keep at it. Get up, put on your make up, and sign on. With every second you're online comes the possibility of your next big spender. A customer could show up who will spend enough to make up for all the bad days and then some. You just have to be around for him and working multiple sites increases the chances of him finding you.


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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Any variation of "Oh...I was going to go pvt/excl, but you didn't do ____ or you said _____ so now I will go elsewhere"


    Dude I don't want your $20 if I have to deal with your bitching. Please keep it and burden someone else with your attitude lol. Of course they skip out instantly after posting their dramatic final remarks so I can't ban, cowards.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Guy adds me to Skype

    Me: Hi, how are you? Where did you get my Skype ID?

    Loser: Cam Model Directory

    Me: Oh cool, were you looking to book a show?

    Loser: Yes, I want a bj show. Do you have a real guy there or just a dildo?

    Me: No real guy unfortunately, I do have a realistic dildo though

    Loser: Does it cum? Does it shoot milk? Do you have milk? Do you love cum on you?

    Me: It's not a shooting dildo. I have milk here if that would make the show better. If you would like to book please let me know, thanks.

    Loser: Well answer my questions, do you love cum?

    Me: I would glad to tell you about that once you've paid. Sorry, no dirty chat before payment hun.

    Loser: Ok - I DEMAND that this show is $10 for 10 mins. You will suck the cock real good, and you will have it cum all over you. $10!!! 10 mins no less!!!

    Me: I'm sorry, did you not read my ad? My ad specifically states it is $2.50 a min, which would make this show $25 if you would like 10 mins. Please do not demand a particular price.

    Loser: Fuck that! For $25 I can see a european lesbian 3sum show! There's no way I am paying u $25 to see u suck a toy!

    Me: Okay, please in the future read all ads so you know the pricing and know what girls offer. Goodbye *Block and delete*

    ----a few minutes later pass and another Skype contact request comes in with a similar username.I knew it was going to be him, so I added it just for shits and giggles---

    Loser: HEY FAT BITCH. GO EAT SOME MORE CHEESEBURGERS!!! NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR SHOW

    Me: haha okay, I actually make good money being fat. I know I am fat - I advertise that I'm fat. And I will go buy some more cheeseburgers with the money men pay to see my fat body !

    *BLOCK*

    lmao as if that upset me. I know Im fat, duh. lol loser. butthurt I wouldn't do a $10 show.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Mean while in guest chat:
    "Do you have a vagina? Are you all woman now?"

    If you read my profile you would know. Dumb fuck. When I get my sex change, I am going to be rocking the biggest and fattest camel toes, EVER!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marina Starr View Post
    Mean while in guest chat:
    "Do you have a vagina? Are you all woman now?"

    If you read my profile you would know. Dumb fuck. When I get my sex change, I am going to be rocking the biggest and fattest camel toes, EVER!
    Haha!!!!! I love this <3 rock them fat pussy lips girl!!!!!!

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    potofpennies: a 10.00 10 min gold show would be good

    me: haha sure but i have to get rid of other guy first :-)

    me: and i only do $30 10 min goldshow
    but i gave u two 20 gold for 10 min shows

    potofpennies: yeah but it's st pats day

    potofpennies: lmao

    me: sorry its not your lucky day haha

    potofpennies: have a heart lol

    me: i have a heart, to save your measly $10 :-)
    ban! haha

    potofpennies has been blocked.




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    I'maStud enters room

    I'maStud: Baby

    Me: What's up? How are you?

    I'maStud: I'm rock hard

    Me: Hi rock hard, I'm Chaos. Nice to meet you. *Huge smile*

    I'maStud: Show some ass

    Me: I can show how to exit my room really quickly.

    Ban.
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    Sometimes I swear I'm going to quit camming and do something else.... then I look up jobs I would qualify for and quickly say FUCK THAT! Ain't nobody got time for that!




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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    I forgot to post this the other day. Oh Cam4.....your trolls are just so troll-er-ific!

    freeloader: I've got my cam on. You should look at it, I bet you will like what you see.

    JAC: I'd love to watch your cam for 50 tokens. (*said with a big smile on my face*)

    freeloader: Fuck you bitch! You are fucking fat piece of shit anyway!

    JAC: Thank you so much for you feedback! I will be sure to pass it on to our management. (*said with a big smile on my face*)

    *JAC silently bans freeloader*

    Reg_Custie: You're fat?

    JAC: Apparently! Check it out! (*JAC pulls her shirt up to see her stomach*)

    Reg_Custie: WTF? Who the hell would ever think you are fat?

    JAC: There is nothing worse than an uncreative troll. If you are going to troll at least but some heart it in because if you don't you just sound like a 5 year old child who was told he couldn't have a new shiny toy. It is just a damn, damn shame.

    Reg_Custie: Huh? Are you telling me you find someone trolling you badly to be a kind of disappointment to you?

    JAC: What can I say? I am a girl that believes if you are going to do something you need to do it well. If not there is just no point in doing it at all.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    JesusAnd Stuff entered

    JesusAndStuff: the last young freak that i pulled
    couldnt understand that taurus the bull
    big time rapper thats what i am
    but in that funk im superman
    without that funk whats the play
    sleep and eat and work all day
    gimme that funk and i just might shout
    ferris wheel just turned u out
    u think ur down but ur a mark
    seen a bitch said "hi sweetheart"
    the young girl stopped u started to spit it
    "how u doin baby do u have a minute?"
    she said "no i never would"
    "i have a man and he treats me good"
    ur a MARK u aint tough
    u called her a bitch when u coulda got sucked
    u coulda got sucked in ur room
    but u said bitch way too soon
    im a tell u punk the way it works
    u's a bitch just like her
    the next young freak down the line
    was just a fan who loved my rhymes
    she saw me rollin so so hard
    recognized game and the star
    i waste no time so the story goes
    i rolled that freak like trues and vogues

    Me: Dude. What the fuck are you doing? Stop spamming my chat

    JesusAndStuff: what
    chaos
    i was making conversation

    Me: That's not conversation. In order for a conversation to take place, it has to be initiated. You didn't do that you came into my room and started spamming my chat.

    JesusAndStuff: i was telling a story

    Me: Well then you should have come in and said, "Hey Chaos, I'd like to tell you a story." Not just come into my room and start spamming it. It's rude.

    JesusAndStuff: ok then
    u have a unique style
    alicia chaos
    eclectic
    ur glasses are weird
    .....
    can i bus
    canibus
    how did u choose the name chaos
    question everything
    god make bees
    bees make honey
    god make man
    man make money
    but satan make ooman fi come rob mans money

    Me: Seriously dude, I told you to stop.

    Ban.
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    Sometimes I swear I'm going to quit camming and do something else.... then I look up jobs I would qualify for and quickly say FUCK THAT! Ain't nobody got time for that!




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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    wowmuchsmart: damn youve got holes all over your face
    me: OMG REALLY?? I DIDN'T KNOW!!
    wowmuchsmart has logged off

    I got 2 new dermals in my forehead, I was expecting it. I've gotten a bunch of compliments though and I think I look magical so whatever




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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Him: u want this dick??
    Me: Hmmm. No. Not really.
    Him: gonna give it to u anyway
    Him: take it
    Him: take it
    Him: please just take it
    Him:
    "If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents - start charging for it." - Kim Garst



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    ^ lol the face killed me

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    What the hell?: I m man u owe me
    owe me owe me

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Quote Originally Posted by The Scarlet Letter View Post
    What the hell?: I m man u owe me
    owe me owe me
    that reminded me of this

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    You're a sip of fine champagne darling, and the guys who deserve to taste you should be able to buy the whole glass.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowy0Star View Post
    that reminded me of this

    That came across my mind as well. The fellas are SUCH geniuses aren't they? Just remember u owe me, yes I'll keep a note.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    "Today is my birthday. Can I get a little flash?"

    I told him Happy Birthday, and nope, he can tip 50 tokens just like everybody else.
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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    A lovely person on Streamate decided to be helpful and point out imperfections in my spoken English (like, wait for me to say "thank you" type "sank yiu" and run away). The funny part of it is that I don't even sound like that - I mean, my pronounciation is far from the Cambridge English, but bitch they have taught me how to θ. The day she comes to a place with a main language other than English, may everyone be just as eager to help her improve her language skills.
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    One GUEST said it was his 18th birthday yesterday and first time on MFC. I saw aw nice happy birthday. He said he just got a 2 million trust from his grandparents and will give me $100,000 to be his personal cam model on Skype. Oh really? Yippee! That sounds believable! Here's a free show on the house for your generosity! -_-

    A guy asked me to call him a stupid n*gger in private. I felt bad but I did it. He spent like 600 tokens on that private but I felt soo bad the entire time, haha.

    And then another guy was asking me to do double penetration. I said sure I have a vagina dildo and a small anal dildo (because I'm very inexperienced with anal). And everything was fine and then he was like would you taste your ass? No, I'm not getting sick for you. That's disgusting. I could get e-coli or some shit. Not worth your money.
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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Shit I see posted in other models' rooms:

    "Your husband lets you do this?"

    *facepalm* OMG, I hate when guys ask cam girls this. Not only is it prying, but it's rude and implies that there's something wrong with him "letting" you do this.

    A lot of these guys need to work on their chat room etiquette.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBrownFox View Post
    "Today is my birthday. Can I get a little flash?"

    I told him Happy Birthday, and nope, he can tip 50 tokens just like everybody else.
    I always give them the pouty lip when they ask me and say all pathetically like, "You mean after you so rudely forgot mine?"

    That usually get them to backtrack in a hurry. LOL!


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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBrownFox View Post
    Shit I see posted in other models' rooms:

    "Your husband lets you do this?"

    *facepalm* OMG, I hate when guys ask cam girls this. Not only is it prying, but it's rude and implies that there's something wrong with him "letting" you do this.

    Chat room etiquette, people. Work on that...
    I get that question constantly. It burns me up because of the word "let", I don't need permission to do shit. And if they think it's so negative why are they watching? They are surprised when I tell them that we work as a couple and he watches my cam shows and loves it.
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