Dude in free on SM: "will you show me and everyone else here how you shit?"
Instaban! SM did my head in today.





This guy was a gem.
DrunkGuyWhoLovesCapitalLetters:
[in free chat]
"HAPPY MONDAY
IS CUTE
IS VODKA
ASWWET
IS A SUNDAY?
CHEERS"
[goes premium]
"CHEERS
PEE
OIL
ANAL
CHEERS
DANCE
FASHION SHOW
WOW
WE DO LATER
SWEER
SWEET
WOW
HAVE VODKA
WE CHEERS
SAD
BEER?
I WAIT
COOL
LOVE
YES BB
YOU LIKE COCK?
SWEET
YES
LOL
WHERE FROM?
OK
SWEET
AND WHAT EKSE HAVE
WOW
YOU SO FUCKING SEXY
I LOVE THAT TOO
SWEET
CHEERS
SHOW ME PUSSY
I LOVE BODY
ASS IS ERFET
EYES
OMG
WHAT DO IN REAL
DANCE
MODEL
SHOW NIPPLES
PIERCE
SO WHORE IN REAL
SWEET"
*logs off*
Notes: When he asked for beer or vodka, I just went and got water in a glass for 'shots' and he didn't notice. He also sent a C2C request like 12 times, which I won't use in premium. I couldn't stop laughing for the world when I didn't reject a request fast enough and got to see his alcohol-limp dick.
Last edited by Issabelle; 09-08-2014 at 09:01 PM.




I hate these guys. No, rich guys are not the only ones who spend a lot of money on camgirls. The people who spend a lot on camgirls are the ones who prioritize spending a lot of money on camgirls. Some of my best spenders include a Marine, a bartender, and a part time IT guy/student. They're regular guys who spend a lot of money when they can because they think the experience is worth it, not guys who blow all their money on weed and going out then come home alone and think "I wonder what this girl will do for $5."![]()





"you're from Scotland? say Scottish things!"





Nope, I started going on about hunting three legged haggises in the highlands.![]()



l3: hye my favorite bitch
withthe bass voice
ME: Interesting...(he has never had a paid show or tipped)
l3: )
i feel my cock turning on here
ME: very good.
ME: Private is top nudity, titty fucks, blow jobs. Excl is full nudity/ roleplay/ fetish
l3: i ll stay a little to play with you alexa baby
touch your tits for me baby
if you wanna help
ME: 5 gold tip for that :-)
l3: i d love to feel them around my cock here
l3: ok then just send a kiss for my cock babe
kiss it on the top
l3: ok then just stand up so i can see your sexy ass baby\
i d love to fuck it
Me: 5 gold for that. No free requests here dear
l3: so hard and so deep babe
Me: Please click into paid show to continue that conversation
l3: shut up and do what i say if you dont want to hit you
Needless to say he was Blocked.





^^^Here's hoping he was stupid enough to "hit" you and break his screen, so you at least get a break.



Oh I promise you bb if you show me your milk we will go pvt! I promise, promise, PROMISE! Why won't you believe me BB? Oh BB You can trust me! You can trust meeeeee!!!!!!





man: Hi, your very beautifull but you where to much close in the advertisement
Which can be translated as "I want you to know I'm butthurt because of being totally unable to get off on your profile picture".




hey sexy great mouth
does it take penis and vagina?
does that mouth lick vagina and suck penis?
Can you imagine dirty talk with this guy? -_-





^^ I facepalmed so hard at this. Wow.
Had this gem:
*dude goes straight into exclusive without prior chatting so I'm thinking, yay, finally a serious man*
Dude: Hey bb, can you do something for me?
Me: what would you like?
Dude: Fuck yourself
Me: Sure. *I hold up my toys so he can choose one*
Dude: I had something else in mind.
Me: what?
Dude: Can you fuck yourself with a knife? I know you bitches love emo cutting shit and I like seeing girls bleed.
Me: That's sick. Go on a site where you can get period play.
Dude: Ok, ok, you're a weak one, I'll be gentle. A bottle?
Me: Hell no. Now either you let me do my thing with something normal or this is over
Dude: But bb, you must work for your money, make that cunt hurt. If i was there I would tie you down and no matter how hard you screamed or cried, or begged, I'd tear you to shreds and make you earn your money. I hate you lazy cam whores. how do you think top girls make it? THEY GRANT REQUESTS. Clearly you're average, that's why I have never heard of you.
Me: Fuck off. Seriously.
Dude: Come on...I know you have a violent rape fantasy. You do this cos you have daddy issues and all you want is some man to put you in your place.
I banned and reported him after this comment. Thank goodness this was an exclusive chat though, that's the only reason why I humored him. To be honest, it felt great that while he was going on about me earning my money I was getting it anyway. It sickens me that there are people like this out there and that most likely some poor woman will come into real sexual contact with this guy![]()
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Could we go private to discuss an exclusive fetish session?
lololol
Oh, you mean you want to go private to talk about what you would like to do in an exclusive session so you can get off for cheaper?





Just remember that in real life, he's probably barely 18 and shops at hot topic OR some fat video gamer who lives in his parents basement.
That's what I like to tell myself anyway, when guys talk like horny, blood thirsty psychos over the internet and would probably never even make eye contact with a woman in person.
He is literally getting off at the idea of scaring/upsetting you. It's stomach churning.




heard this today while a slow shift.....
Belial LJ : hey hottie where from?
Layla Lovely : usa
Belial LJ : i see
Belial LJ : pretty fucked up people over there
Belial LJ : just saying...
guest5 : if u show me ur pussylips for a sec than
Belial LJ : im from another country of messed up ppl
Belial LJ : lol
Layla Lovely : haha ok fair then
Belial LJ : u have the nicest smile ive seen in a loong time
Belial LJ : dont thank me for that
Layla Lovely :
Belial LJ :![]()
guest5 : say can u show me
Belial LJ : id love to see you doing pretty things to yourself but i must decline
Belial LJ : not a fan of spending credits lol
Belial LJ : and thats the idea right?
guest05 : hola sweety
felt like saying welll then what do you do... ????




So dead on SM, I checked the non credit free chat room for first time in long time..
nucleotide123: listen I have no money! I know it is your job and do not want to disturb. Can I see a tit please? Only once and walk away
^;^
pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
yes or not
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
write me
I am so grateful that SM had a sense to allow us to keep that chat room to minimized.
edited:
hairyguy17: what to but this site doesn't accept my credit card of the company which I own
Then I used saved message to him like 50 times, to get a credit card. LOL
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Had to both chuckle and swear at this guy who popped into my Skype for an indy show from CMD…I LOATHE men who try to use a military uniform to score freebies…the fact that he was doing something highly illegal is what made me laugh. (P.S. From the odd English vernacular, I also think he's not a native speaker.)
[9/11/14 3:36:09 PM] Trista: Hello
[9/11/14 3:36:37 PM] Gen William Brown: How are you ?
[9/11/14 3:43:20 PM] Trista: I'm doing well. How are you today?
[9/11/14 3:43:39 PM] Gen William Brown: Am fine thanks
[9/11/14 3:43:56 PM] Gen William Brown: What is your name,And where are you from?
[9/11/14 3:44:14 PM] Trista: My name is Lily. I'm from New England.
[9/11/14 3:44:16 PM] Trista: You?
[9/11/14 3:46:15 PM] Gen William Brown: Nice meeting you
[9/11/14 3:46:56 PM] Gen William Brown: I 'm General William Brown From United State, New York
[9/11/14 3:47:00 PM] Gen William Brown:
I'm presently here in Syria for peace keeping mission
[9/11/14 3:47:12 PM] Trista: Nice to meet you
[9/11/14 3:47:26 PM] Trista: What kind of show are you interested in today?
[9/11/14 3:48:00 PM] Gen William Brown: Nothing
[9/11/14 3:48:13 PM] Gen William Brown: Can you add me pls
[9/11/14 3:48:32 PM] Trista: I'm sorry. I don't add anyone until I have confirmation of a paid show.
[9/11/14 3:49:03 PM] Gen William Brown: Oh really
[9/11/14 3:49:23 PM] Trista: Once you've paid for a show, I'd be happy to accept your request.
[9/11/14 3:57:30 PM] Trista: Also, just a heads up…impersonating a military officer is a federal offense.
[9/11/14 3:57:37 PM] Trista: You might want to stop doing it.

I had around 200 NATO/US/UK generals/colonels :-)... blocked. They are not really looking for freebies but they belong to a group of romance scammers from Ghana/Nigeria and they want your money. Make sure you block and report them. A clear indication is when they tell you their geographical location (like I am on a peacekeeping mission in xxx country), because officers are not allowed to give out their location.
One more remark, profiles with texts like... I am a god fearing man, In god we trust and single fathers looking for a marriage belong to this scammer group too. They have rather attractive profile pics and you can usually find them on google (look up romance scammers pics). Block and report, otherwise they are going to contact you with thousands of profiles. I guess they get our addies from indy listing sites :-(.
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