"how big is your vagina?"
(in free chat)
him: I'm stroking my 11 inches for you
me: my god, 11 inches? That sounds terrifying and painful. I would run away if I saw that
him: you like big cock?
me: obviously not
him: *leaves*
I like big cock, not MONSTER cock. Doubt you're even that big, and even if you were, it would not be a turn on. I prefer my cervix unbruised, thanks.
Don't try to win over the haters. You are not the Jerk Whisperer.
Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you.
on my room topic on sm i have "will show for gold" and i still get guys barking orders at me trying to get free shit!
i had a guy ask to see ass and i said "read my topic" and than they leave...thats what i thought cheap ass!
sexyrichmale: "Want a sugar daddy?"
a minute later
srm: Show toes
Me: Tip first if you have a request
srm: Show toes
Me: You're a shitty sugar daddy, you have to pay to play
-he leaves-
lol wut?




I don't know why they always think "bigger is better". I have found that my boyfriend's 7" is too big sometimes.
in fact, the best sex that I have ever had was with a guy whose dick was about the same size as my four fingers turned into a fist. He knew he didn't have the size so he learned what to do with it.



Holy Crap! I was just reading all the posts in this thread, and found this entry.. this IS the freaking guy who visited me on AW the other day whom I was asking what it meant to have a "Manual Escrow Debit"...he came in, was fine just chit chatting for a decent amount of time, then, said that he wanted me to *guess* how big he was. That he would leave me a HUGE tip if I was right after the show. Told me to get a tape measure and measure the dildo I had...I had another method by which I can ascertain size (funny, this guy didn't have a cam to verify) so I asked him his birth data... and proceeded to guess correctly his size. Well, indeed, he spent a nice amount of time, and left a nice tip..but, it was GONE the next day! So, how is this *tape measure* guy allowed to keep coming back? What a jerk. I think he was shocked I had one in my purse! I didn't have to go search for it, it's just a small one I have all the time.
How weird.
I finally got through my 40 free hours so I was telling the free chat they ain't NEVER GONNA SEE ME AGAIN and they better enjoy me now.
"that's why you have to show all bb
show all you have"
so I was like "Screw you all!" and signed off. Yaaaaay!
YAAAAAAAY!
I had a guy that kept asking for freebies
me:would u go to burger king and ask 4 samples?
him: yes cuz i can"have it my way"(omg)
me: yeah same concept here WHEN U PAY FOR IT! DUMBASS YOU AVE NO ARGUMENT SO U CAN LEAVE
HIM:SHOW ASS
ME: (KICK!) lol
come back in 20 mins
him:can we start over?
me:sure you have gold?
him: I AM GOLD!
BAN!!



'I'm going to give you an orgasm.'
Oh really, pumpkin?




If there was a thread called "AMAZING hilarious fantastic shit I've heard on cam..." THIS would go in it, but there isn't, and I'm not sure it'd be as popular as this, but I think THIS gem would qualify:
In free chat:
Him: i cannot explain totally - but I love young face and hairy pussy. Its like a contrast between beeing innocent and dirty together.
Me: :-D I understand perfectly.
Him: You are from UK. My English isnt so good.
Me: The quality of English you speak is better than most English speaking people I see on here.
LATER! In private chat:
Him: i cum up into my face
very massively
:')
I am SO stealin' that line.



Something that has been bugging me lately is guys adding "today" to their dumb questions.
"What toys do you have today bb?"Do you think I have a toy rotation schedule?
"Do you have your ball gag today?" Nope! Ball gag is Weds and Fridays only bb! Even though you saw me use it yesterday for you, it's now mysteriously gone! Be sure to ask if I have it tomorrow...You never know!
I guess these questions might make sense if I was working from a studio...but it still seems unnecessary to add "today." Even if I did work in a studio, wouldn't I bring the same toys with me to work every time?
Earlier I had some guy in my free chat, who asks to "see some ass bb."
me - "Nope, tip for request."
guy - "Even for feet?"
me - "Yes."
...
guy - "Jew!"
lololololololol





Wow, rude of him..
One guy just told me, "I drank too much, can't get it up".. then gtfu
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt
carlosway: ur cam is horrible
carlosway: u look great
mw: hmm no one else seems to be having a problem
carlosway: yea its blurry
carlosway: i usually look for super clear cam
carlosway: and like 1.99 a minute
carlosway: abd oif oucrse a hot girl
me: well, sorry there's nothing i can do
First of all, anyone with a "super clear cam" should not be charging a $1.99 a min. Second, obviously my cam is not up to your standards (even though it's been fine to everyone else for the past 2 hrs) and my price is no where near $1.99 so why are you still here 10 min later?
Only reason he left is cuz someone took me exclusive.
Him: I have a big one, want to see it
me: sure baby, lets go play
him: no I can't, give me a little tease
me: 5 gold to see anything here
him: how much for me? (Oh, for you? Well that's different!)
me: 5 gold
Then another few minutes of "please, just a lil tease, I don't have any money"
I told him if he wanted to see anything he had to pay
him: believe me I would but i have to sign up and shit
Oh, don't mean to inconvience you *rolls eyes*
Last edited by PrincessLavender; 12-23-2011 at 04:17 PM. Reason: Added the second idiot
Oh, I know, I love it:
"you're fat" *pvt*
"you're not worth that much" *pvt* bonus pts if it's exclusive. Lol.
"why should I pay you when I can watch porn for free" *pvt*
Almost makes me want to do an evil laugh. But then I'll probably scare away the one in pvt so I contain myself.
him: Get naked for me and then we will go pvt
me: You know as well as I do, I can't get naked in free chat. I'd lose my job. Do you want me to lose my job? (*mock puppy dog look*)
him: Look, I have been a member here forever and girls get naked for me in free chat all the time. Don't tell me how things work here!!!
me: Oh, so you have been here forever and you know how everything works? Well, you won't be surprise when this happens then...
*ban*
lookup920: 0: hi sexy hru toniteare u ready for some fundamn you have some nice titsif you can put more then three fingers in your sweet pussy then we can go pvt
*leaves before I can respond lol*
Ummmm....ok?
"i would love to slide my tool deep into your pink pocket".....I was cracking up when I heard this tonight!lol...guys will say anything smh...They don't even think abt what they're saying first lol



asking what I do in pvt doesn't bother me but I get mad when they make dumb comments like some of the ones listed above such as you'd make more if you could yourself
Lol. The other night an ex "camgirl" named "Allison" came into my room trying to give me "tips." They claimed that they used to cam before they moved back in with their parents, and made a lot of money, and suggested that I "try different things" like sitting naked in free chat. LOL.They kept trying to talk business with me. I told them, no below the belt nudity, and they were like "but you can sit there with your boobs out." I ignored them while I went to a private chat with some other guys. "She" stayed in my room the whole time when I was gone and when I came back I asked if they wanted to go to private. They were like "sorry can't" and I blocked them. xD
I had some other dude saying that I was "selfish" because I wouldn't show my tits for free to help him win a "bet" with his "roommate"
Then I get other guys (I'm sure you all do too) who type out "___has sent you $5.00 gold" lol. Then they're like "tits, pussy, ass" I'm just like bitch, stfu. I'm not falling for your pathetic "tricks"
Also, somebody kept telling me how much they liked to smoke rock and if I liked it...I'm like...no babe, I'm not a crackhead. LOL
Last edited by amberose; 12-25-2011 at 12:57 AM.
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