Just had this one....
Notsanta: hi
Me: hello, how are you?
Notsanta: Sorry iam so late with your gift but i was so busy delivering
Me: my gift?
Notsanta: yes
santa told me to deliver you a gift and suppose to deliver it one month ago
but i was just to busy
(Me to my man: I'm gonna be pissed if the gift is his penis)
Me: can i ask what it is?
Notsanta: well santa told me to contact you and do a nice teassy stripp dance show for you
but he said you must not do anything on cam, just watch the dance
Me: Yay! Sounds good to me

Notsanta: ok great do i call you or do you call me?
Me: I call you after I receive confirmation of the payment
Notsanta: payment?
but its a gift for you
you dont have to pay anything
Me: It is still a show, and I don't do shows for free. You want to give me a present, pay me

Notsanta: you must not do anything just watch its a gift show for you
Me: I am willing to do all of that...if you pay me
Notsanta: oh damn santa he didnt told me that
i think i am going to lose my job
it's my first year working for him
are you still there?
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