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    I'm in pvt. In the middle of a show, some rando joins in. He watches me do anal for a few minutes and then turns his cam on. I see him finger his ass too but give no reaction because I normally do c2c in Excl. Then he turns around and shows a poopy finger.

    Random dude: see?
    this is shit
    *sucks on the finger*
    Random dude: now you

    I ignored him and he left.
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    daniela: hello iam love show lesbian pleaae

    Poor English or he just really wants to see my Lesbian?? You decide!

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    Not stupid on the customers' part-he was great-but on mine: I was decorating my cam room and had an appt.for an indie show. He was a few minutes early and wanted to see what I was doing to it. I was gluing up lace, pretty prints, etc.. In a small room with no windows. It was c2c, he started looking more and more concerned. So, I looked directly at him, asked if there was a spider or something. I was talking to a metallic print that ......I guess looked like a c2c window after inhaling strong glue in a small space. He had to wait for me to have some water, go outside, etc.. genius. He had to keep asking me the date, where I was, basic neuro questions (he's a paramedic) until the effects wore off.
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    Close contact, for an hour, for $40? And I guess I'll have to make conversation with them too?

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    doesntknowwhentoshutup: how long you been at this?
    me: so what do u wanna do hun
    me: am i being interviewed?
    doesntknowwhentoshutup: haha, just curious
    doesntknowwhentoshutup: no interview
    me: its my first day
    doesntknowwhentoshutup: shut up, seriously?
    me: u telling me to shut up? LOL
    doesntknowwhentoshutup: it's a friendly sort of shut up ya know
    me: hmmm how about you shut up, dumbfucker?

    I shut him up with my banhammer




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    As an "alt" camgirl, one of the things that annoys me the most is when guys come in my chat and say "I have (insert number here) tattoos and (insert body part here) piercings too." As if I give a flying fuck what they have. This is about me bitches!!

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    I have never seen this guy in my room before and he said :

    dudewithnolife: Hey bb, how was your New Years Eve ?

    Seriously? it happened more than 3 weeks ago and you are still stuck there ? dude you really need to leave your mom's basement more often

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    This guy sends me a message out of the blue, we have never talked before, he has never been in my room, but apparently he looked at my profile.

    Jan 22 2015 (21:57)

    bigdaddybash69

    x

    as much as I want to go pvt with you I could not do it way to pretty and I would fall in love and just cant lol


    I will leave his screen name because he is a little bitch. It's not like this was even a response to me telling him to go pvt. What a fuckin' douche. I wasted my time reading that message. For what? So I can beg him to please come see me? I wrote back.

    "Then don't message me. Problem solved."

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    accidentally left guest chat on

    My cock is so big I will donate it to a phallus museum when I die
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    Anybody want to crank call this guy? He left me such a sweet note on SM, sounds like a keeper: (pm me if you want the actual number)

    babe what time u finish work and I hope u can call me when customers are close .i think I fall in love to u u so sexy when ur eyes looking at me that fell I never trying b4 (kevin-xxxxx)is wechat xxxxxxxxxmy number pls call me
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    Put him on Charter's marketing call list. He'll never make that mistake again! And yes, I'm that cruel to idiots.


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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    I always look up their area code and post in the local craiglist ads that they are giving away free goats.

    The weirdest people always pop up when you are offering free barn yard animals.





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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Just had this one....

    Notsanta: hi
    Me: hello, how are you?
    Notsanta: Sorry iam so late with your gift but i was so busy delivering
    Me: my gift?
    Notsanta: yes
    santa told me to deliver you a gift and suppose to deliver it one month ago
    but i was just to busy
    (Me to my man: I'm gonna be pissed if the gift is his penis)
    Me: can i ask what it is?
    Notsanta: well santa told me to contact you and do a nice teassy stripp dance show for you
    but he said you must not do anything on cam, just watch the dance
    Me: Yay! Sounds good to me
    Notsanta: ok great do i call you or do you call me?
    Me: I call you after I receive confirmation of the payment
    Notsanta: payment?
    but its a gift for you
    you dont have to pay anything
    Me: It is still a show, and I don't do shows for free. You want to give me a present, pay me
    Notsanta: you must not do anything just watch its a gift show for you
    Me: I am willing to do all of that...if you pay me
    Notsanta: oh damn santa he didnt told me that
    i think i am going to lose my job
    it's my first year working for him
    are you still there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by audritwo View Post
    I always look up their area code and post in the local craiglist ads that they are giving away free goats.

    The weirdest people always pop up when you are offering free barn yard animals.
    Ooh, that's a good one. I go with Charter because those fuckers are relentlessly annoying. They called me today to ask if I knew about the 'recent upgrade' in my area and wanted to upgrade to...a package I currently have. Recent upgrade my ass. Wish they'd stop calling forever. Sort of like freeloaders.


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    Quote Originally Posted by thatgingercamgirl View Post
    Just had this one....

    Notsanta: hi
    Me: hello, how are you?
    Notsanta: Sorry iam so late with your gift but i was so busy delivering
    Me: my gift?
    Notsanta: yes
    santa told me to deliver you a gift and suppose to deliver it one month ago
    but i was just to busy
    (Me to my man: I'm gonna be pissed if the gift is his penis)
    Me: can i ask what it is?
    Notsanta: well santa told me to contact you and do a nice teassy stripp dance show for you
    but he said you must not do anything on cam, just watch the dance
    Me: Yay! Sounds good to me
    Notsanta: ok great do i call you or do you call me?
    Me: I call you after I receive confirmation of the payment
    Notsanta: payment?
    but its a gift for you
    you dont have to pay anything
    Me: It is still a show, and I don't do shows for free. You want to give me a present, pay me
    Notsanta: you must not do anything just watch its a gift show for you
    Me: I am willing to do all of that...if you pay me
    Notsanta: oh damn santa he didnt told me that
    i think i am going to lose my job
    it's my first year working for him
    are you still there?
    I got this guy.. Lol...
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    Quote Originally Posted by audritwo View Post
    I always look up their area code and post in the local craiglist ads that they are giving away free goats.

    The weirdest people always pop up when you are offering free barn yard animals.
    Goats,you say! I usually stick to offering free bunnies or saying they're stuck in a toilet
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    Close contact, for an hour, for $40? And I guess I'll have to make conversation with them too?

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    u look hot
    [8:16:49 PM] Me: Hey there Thank you
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    [8:18:19 PM] Me: Sorry, my cam doesn't turn on for free.
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    [8:19:33 PM] Me: lol

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    My biggest pet peeve besides timewasters are these kind of people in free chat.

    BigC0ck2014: You can call me Michael.

    They honestly expect me to remember their real name and 70% of the time they never spend a dime on me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AvaLove View Post
    My biggest pet peeve besides timewasters are these kind of people in free chat.

    BigC0ck2014: You can call me Michael.

    They honestly expect me to remember their real name and 70% of the time they never spend a dime on me.
    And then they'd come back after like a month and say "Hey bb remember me? I'm Michael, we were having a chat and I got a hardon looking at you, does it ring a bell?"
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    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.

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    do u accept paypal
    [11:07:58 PM] Me: No, I don't. I only accept payment through the site you found me on.
    [11:08:08 PM] AWF: too bad
    [11:08:26 PM] AWF: do u like money?
    [11:08:29 PM] Me: I can only keep paying clients on my list but feel free to add me if you can pay through the site in the future
    [11:08:48 PM] AWF: do u want to make $300
    [11:08:52 PM] AWF: y or n
    [11:09:00 PM] Me: lol

    Seriously, what is in the water?

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    [10/16/2014 5:55:37 PM] *** Dude would like to add you on Skype

    Bonjour (Procrasturbator), je souhaiterais vous ajouter dans mes contacts. ***
    [10/16/2014 5:57:10 PM] *** (Procrasturbator) has shared contact details with Dude. ***
    [10/16/2014 5:57:22 PM] Me: Hey! Sorry I missed you. Hit me up when you see me online!
    [3:00:03 AM] Dude: you is naked ?

    Check the timestamps. All I could do was sigh and silent block.

    I really need to clear out my list.

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    Douchelord in free chat: What makes you cum bb?

    Me: Money.

    *Douchelord leaves room*


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    lol "Douchelord"
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    OMFG

    "What color are your toe nails?"
    "Fart bb"
    "I would love to see your cat lick you"
    "What do you think about my cock? Be honest." (doesnt matter if I say its small or not, they leave)
    "Is your vagina fat"
    "stand up bb"
    "I will pay for you to come to (_____)"
    "I'll give in when I see tits"

    I don't understand these people.

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