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    Annoying Cam customer of the day.
    "Can you please tell me how I can get my mother to Fuck me?"

    Umm. NO

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    What is it with guys not understanding when I'm making fun of them lately?
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    Quote Originally Posted by shysara79 View Post
    Annoying Cam customer of the day.
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    Umm. NO
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    Close contact, for an hour, for $40? And I guess I'll have to make conversation with them too?

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    *Drinking the rest of my Gatorade out a mason jar

    Dude: Haha you hipster
    Use a cup like a normal person

    I then ask him to stay put I want to show him something really fucking hot and sexy, it's in the next room. I go fill up my jar with water. He listened and stayed. I then proceed to pour powder Gatorade into the jar. Screw the lid on and shake it. Of course while I'm doing my little demonstration, I'm made sure to put my sexy I want to fuck you face.

    Me: Look, no spoon.

    Dude: oh

    Me: Your foot's in your mouth now, isn't it?

    Dude: Yes





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    Quote Originally Posted by audritwo View Post
    *Drinking the rest of my Gatorade out a mason jar

    Dude: Haha you hipster
    Use a cup like a normal person

    I then ask him to stay put I want to show him something really fucking hot and sexy, it's in the next room. I go fill up my jar with water. He listened and stayed. I then proceed to pour powder Gatorade into the jar. Screw the lid on and shake it. Of course while I'm doing my little demonstration, I'm made sure to put my sexy I want to fuck you face.

    Me: Look, no spoon.

    Dude: oh

    Me: Your foot's in your mouth now, isn't it?

    Dude: Yes
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    Quote Originally Posted by CurvyCarysa View Post
    That feeling when u have blue guy in ur room on CB and he is changing to dark purple ....but not for YOU. fuckers. I wanted to flip him off.
    I cannot tell you how much this makes my blood boil...I seriously hate this.

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    malken1989: 5 dollars if u belly dance naked

    me: oooo high roller over here. No, you gotta spend more then $5 to get me naked.

    malken1989: i work in kabab shop i sell one kabab for 2.50 gold 5 is good

    me: my ass and kababs are two different things...







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    Quote Originally Posted by CamgirlScotland View Post
    Who laughs about that kind of thing? Some people are deranged!
    C'm on cancer isn't real. It's a tale you tell camgirls to get them pity you and show boobs /s.
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    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.

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    Must be time for me to switch off Freeview on AW for a few hours, had all the twats in this afternoon, and now this (I didn't ban him immediately in case he was after some paid-for abuse):

    JustABJplease enters the room
    JustABJplease: wow you fat cunt
    CatBBW: (totally nonplussed) yep I am fat and I have a cunt
    JustABJplease: I can feel you drawing me in
    JustABJplease: got a gravitational pull
    CatBBW: yep
    JustABJplease: because you're so big
    CatBBW: yep
    CatBBW: you love it
    JustABJplease leaves the room


    Amazing that these guys think they're being so original and that their words could possibly hurt me...? I've been called much worse during my 40+ years, and I quite often get paid well for it

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    I hate the guys with military names......no your notgetting free boobs for serving .....and no I don't believe your in the military anyways....
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    Quote Originally Posted by smaddy View Post
    Is he by any chance on CMD?
    Haha actually it was imlive. I guess he makes the rounds.
    Shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick.





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    Repeat custie who turned into a douche..enters my gold show, starts barking orders..like..."Open clit!"
    Lol...I had to laugh cause that was a first
    ..but ...the thought of it..."Ouch!"

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    Guy has been popping in and out of my chatroom for the last 3 hours. At first he was very animated and we had a good convo. I don't block those guys even if they don't spend money.

    For the last hour he's been coming in and saying hi again how are you? I answer and then he just puts question marks like he can't hear me.

    Then he just says sooooo.... so I ask him what he means. Once again with the question marks. I type to him to make sure he hasn't lost sound. He says he can hear me just fine and he's just waiting for me to ask about the "soooo" I told him I asked him 3 times.

    THEN he takes me private, is clearly typing one handed but it was a long enough private that I made 20 bucks my cut.

    Now he's back in my free chat. I'm trying to make small talk and he's back to acting like he can't hear me.

    So I ask Why are you up so late? He says the same could be asked of you. I said I'm working, I work every night from midnight to 8:00 AM

    Him: I work the same hours
    Me: Oh so you're at work right now
    Him: Nope
    Me: oookay so why are you up so late?
    Him: ???
    Me: Never mind, where are you at in the world?
    Him: Where are you?
    Me: Texas, we've been over this we were talking about South by Southwest remember
    Him: ????
    Me: Dude you're making it impossible to have a conversation
    Him: ???
    Me: I'm trying to make small talk and talk to you. You're not making it easy.
    Him: I'm trying to do the same thing.
    Me: Well then why aren't you answering my questions or you're acting like you can't hear me or you're answering all my questions with your own questions
    Him: Sorry, what?
    Me: Forget it, I'm gonna go back to my movie now. If you decide you want to talk feel free.

    He's still sitting in my room like a creeper.
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    He was evidently very bored and had nothing better to do other than waste your time!

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    ^^^ he left and then came back again and said "Guess is just as hard for you as it is for me to accept good things.... so here is a great report... thank you for everything.. hope to talk to you soon"

    It was sooooo fucking weird.
    Quote Originally Posted by Procrasturbator View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoloDesire View Post
    I got this on Twitter yesterday:

    "Is your name actually [insert my cam name here] or what should I call you?"
    I tell him he can call me [my cam name].
    "Is that ur first name tho lol i dont wanna be a fan or customer legit wanna know ya "



    Yeah, I bet you do... Cuz why would you want to actually have to be a customer and spend money when you can "get to know me" for free?! Douche bag.
    LOL.

    Wanna know ya. Wanna look ya up on Facebook and stalk ya ass.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBrownFox View Post
    LOL.

    Wanna know ya. Wanna look ya up on Facebook and stalk ya ass.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by xStacey View Post
    Close contact, for an hour, for $40? And I guess I'll have to make conversation with them too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Staples View Post
    Guy has been popping in and out of my chatroom for the last 3 hours. At first he was very animated and we had a good convo. I don't block those guys even if they don't spend money.
    You have the patience of a saint. I'd have blocked his ass so quickly, and would have lost out on the private.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SoloDesire View Post
    I got this on Twitter yesterday:

    "Is your name actually [insert my cam name here] or what should I call you?"
    I tell him he can call me [my cam name].
    "Is that ur first name tho lol i dont wanna be a fan or customer legit wanna know ya "



    Yeah, I bet you do... Cuz why would you want to actually have to be a customer and spend money when you can "get to know me" for free?! Douche bag.
    Lol wonder why these friendship-seeking guys never contact us on our civil twitter and fb accounts but rather somewhere we're showing our tits.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunnylexie View Post
    Lol wonder why these friendship-seeking guys don't contact us on our civil twitter and fb accounts but rather somewhere we're showing our tits.
    Exactly! And you know what else he said to me!? "I wish I could have met you anywhere but here." He first contacted me on Streamate btw. He's such a romantic. I ended up really laying in to him and basically told him this is my job...if you don't want to buy a show then fuck off.

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    ^^ Also there are dating sites like ChristianMingle so there's no fucking excuse for these "romantics".

    The other day I finally banned a guy. It took me awhile because he would talk about his dying wife...in FREE chat. He came back after she died and still kept rambling on about her in FREE chat. Why the FUCK are you in a sex chat room talking about your dying/dead wife...how fucking disgusting can you be, at least have some respect for your dead wife or fucking pay me and I'll listen. The thing is, I felt so heartless for banning him. UGH. Fuck you for making me feel guilty you goddamn, miserable man! UGH.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hyori View Post
    ^^ Also there are dating sites like ChristianMingle so there's no fucking excuse for these "romantics".

    The other day I finally banned a guy. It took me awhile because he would talk about his dying wife...in FREE chat. He came back after she died and still kept rambling on about her in FREE chat. Why the FUCK are you in a sex chat room talking about your dying/dead wife...how fucking disgusting can you be, at least have some respect for your dead wife or fucking pay me and I'll listen. The thing is, I felt so heartless for banning him. UGH. Fuck you for making me feel guilty you goddamn, miserable man! UGH.
    Don't feel too bad. You really can't know if he's even had a dying wife, or just made that shit up. I wouldn't put it past some of these free chat guys.

    Remember that episode of The Golden Girls where that guy is crying on Rose's shoulder about his "dead" wife? His best friend came into the room, and called him out on his bs. Dude was just using that phony sob story to try to get laid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hyori View Post
    ^^ Also there are dating sites like ChristianMingle so there's no fucking excuse for these "romantics".

    The other day I finally banned a guy. It took me awhile because he would talk about his dying wife...in FREE chat. He came back after she died and still kept rambling on about her in FREE chat. Why the FUCK are you in a sex chat room talking about your dying/dead wife...how fucking disgusting can you be, at least have some respect for your dead wife or fucking pay me and I'll listen. The thing is, I felt so heartless for banning him. UGH. Fuck you for making me feel guilty you goddamn, miserable man! UGH.
    Don't feel bad for them. He probably made it up as a sobby story to get your attention and keep other guys out of your room. Even if it's true, last last thing a person in their sane mind would do when a family member is dying is go to a pornsite and tell about it in front of everyone. If he thinks it's okay, he deserves no sympathy.

    I had a similar story with an once-good regular who got 2 months in jail. First he'd come and complain how he was about to go to jail. He came to my room once or twice a week and sat there whining and killing the mood. I gave him all support I could, as he was a good customer and wasn't demanding for pity freebies.

    After the 2 months, he came back to tell me he spent 2 months in jail and how much it sucked and how he lost his job over it. At first I was supportive because, well, going to jail and getting fired sucks - but he kept coming back with the same tale over and over again. He'd come once or twice a week like before and squat in my chat for hours, leeching off my attention and getting bitter at me for being cheerful in front of other customers because there was "nothing funny about spending 2 months in jail". Needless to say he never spent a dime on me anymore because of having lost his job (and supposedly being unable to get one because of being preoccupied with complaning on the internet).

    After like 3 months I told him that he'd better get over it already or take his pity parties elsewhere, and he got all livid. I lost it and blocked him. At some point he wrote me a long letter of apology telling he was wrong and asking me to let him back in my chat. I exchanged a few short messages with him to make sure he learned his lesson and unblocked him eventually.

    Guess what his first words on returning were? Right you are: "I got 2 months in jail some time ago, remember?"

    Permaban on the spot.
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    dont you know your master is here
    Me: Yeah, I don't think so...
    you are lucky to be behind your cam else I would show you clearly the contrary dont you think little girl without defense ?
    *silent block

    Always a good idea to threaten people, isn't it?

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