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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    If I buy your panties can I get them today?

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Quote Originally Posted by DancesWithSloths View Post
    OMG, I'm crying. What, are you meant to have a blow-up doll contraption in your pants to fool men on camsites?
    Maybe one of these?? http://www.stockroom.com/Original-Ve...sis-P2849.aspx

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    ^^Huh, that looks pretty tasteful! Though I don't see them coming into vogue on SM


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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    "you should date me bb, you will get a big dick everyday."

    Why oh why do these pitiful men think that their cocks are such a gift!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SimoneGray View Post
    "you should date me bb, you will get a big dick everyday."

    Why oh why do these pitiful men think that their cocks are such a gift!?
    Because they literally have nothing else to offer. That's why they offer their dick, and when doing so they only describe the size. Aside from being pathetic in attempt to impress you with their penis, they all think that a dick needs to be to be impressive is the size and nothing more; incapable of grasping the basic concept that it's the "sighs" not "size" that matter.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Idiot: you need a bigger toy
    will satisfy you better

    FFS if most my toys are in a certain size it means it's the size I prefer not that bigger toys are unavailable in my area.
    Quote Originally Posted by MissJu View Post
    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.

    .

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Two different guys on the same day:


    1. I don't pay for nothing in the blind sorry not a trick. *Then get tf off the site*

    2. So this how this works? U just sit there like a fish in a bowl? *Yes, its in my job description*

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    Idiot in free chat:"Oh bb! OH BB! you're so hot sitting there that just looking at you made me cum!"

    *kicks*

    I bet guy is just great in bed if looking at a fully couthed woman is too much.

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    if you have a nice ass
    we can go exclu
    face and tits are good
    dont be a whore

    *ban*

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    sm premium chat just now :
    JayDaos has logged on
    JayDaos: MMM.... LAY BACK AND SHOW ME YOUR VAGINA
    OK SORRY YOU DONT SHOW ME WHAT I ASK
    that all lasted 1m 2s
    seriously ?
    Last edited by seicento; 04-15-2015 at 08:37 PM.

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    Ughhhh. This fuckhead on CB claims I'm not responding to his PM's when I AM. This has happened twice, I don't know if hes fucking with me, or if he accidentally put me on ignore. Either way he gets pissy if I don't respond within two seconds of him tipping me. And I wish these fuckheads with no credits would stop entering my room on ImLive. The whole purpose of free chat is so that paying members can see what they're buying. Stop abusing it and stop asking me to get my tits out. Why even go on a cam site if you're broke? My time is valuable so stop wasting it fuckheads! And the purples on CB need to stop staring at me and get the fuck out of my room if they're not gonna tip me. Way to be an asshole.

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    [12:47:42 AM] idiot: your age?
    [12:47:47 AM] Serena Shields: 20
    [12:48:01 AM]idiot: lets cam show?
    [12:48:10 AM] Serena Shields: Sorry, not available right now
    [12:48:14 AM] Serena Shields: My rate is3/min
    [12:48:36 AM] idiot: i'm sri lanka smart boy..
    [12:48:43 AM] idiot: 20 years old
    [12:48:53 AM] Serena Shields: My rate is 3$ a minute
    [12:49:38 AM] idiot: -video-
    [12:50:25 AM] Serena Shields: Are you going to pay 3$ a minute?
    [12:50:38 AM] idiot.: i'm free
    [12:51:03 AM] Serena Shields: Are you going to pay me?
    [12:51:19 AM] idiot.: free
    [12:51:25 AM] Serena Shields: No.
    [12:51:27 AM] Serena Shields: Fuck off
    [12:51:39 AM] idiot.: pleze
    [12:51:51 AM] Serena Shields: NO
    [12:51:56 AM] Serena Shields: THREE DOLLARS A MINUTE
    [12:52:58 AM] idiot.: my dick is most beautiful in city..
    [12:53:13 AM] Serena Shields: And money is more beautiful.

    Jesus Christ.

    dude: humilate me bb

    me: You suck
    You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure.” ― John Berger, Ways of Seeing

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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    wealthyn20:I'm really interested in you

    wealthyn20:Are you single?

    miss_submisv:yup

    miss_submisv:Are you interested in a show

    wealthyn20:I'm interested in making this a real life thing

    wealthyn20:Yes

    wealthyn20:I wanna make you mine give you real money

    miss_submisv:i dont want a real life thing sorry have a great night

    wealthyn20:I wanna give you real money not tokens wher you only get so much of it

    miss_submisv:sorry hun not interested in stealing from chaturbate. only want to do shows for tokens. goodbye.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss_sub View Post
    wealthyn20:I'm really interested in you

    wealthyn20:Are you single?

    miss_submisv:yup

    miss_submisv:Are you interested in a show

    wealthyn20:I'm interested in making this a real life thing

    wealthyn20:Yes

    wealthyn20:I wanna make you mine give you real money

    miss_submisv:i dont want a real life thing sorry have a great night

    wealthyn20:I wanna give you real money not tokens wher you only get so much of it

    miss_submisv:sorry hun not interested in stealing from chaturbate. only want to do shows for tokens. goodbye.
    Gotta love the greys who claim they can afford you in real life when they can't even buy a damn token package which costs $10 minimum. I always direct these guys to match.com if they want to talk to a woman without spending a dime.

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    A semi reg asks if I have a wishlist. I direct him there, he leaves to return after like 10 minutes.
    The dude: You have a great taste in clothing!
    Me: Thanks)
    The dude: I really loved that nun outfit
    Me ... *seriously expecting him to tell he's ordered it because it's like $25*
    The dude: hope someone buys it for you, I'd love to see you wearing it!
    Quote Originally Posted by MissJu View Post
    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.

    .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunnylexie View Post
    A semi reg asks if I have a wishlist. I direct him there, he leaves to return after like 10 minutes.
    The dude: You have a great taste in clothing!
    Me: Thanks)
    The dude: I really loved that nun outfit
    Me ... *seriously expecting him to tell he's ordered it because it's like $25*
    The dude: hope someone buys it for you, I'd love to see you wearing it!
    I don't understand why they even ask for your wishlist if they have no intention of buying anything. Is it because they think we're stupid enough to have our address out in plain view?

    I find that guys who do buy stuff actually never even ask where your list is in the first place.

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    So this dude waltzes into my room and immediately, first thing he says in guest is 'damn, when i was here two years ago girls were only charging 2 and 3 dollars a minute. Have pussy and tits become that much better in two years?'

    Me: Well, I wasn't here two years ago and I can't speak for other girls, but I'm definitely worth what I charge.

    Dude: Didn't say you weren't! Why did you get all defensive and take it personally, I was just talking in general.

    Me: I didn't take it personally. It was a really bad attempt at a neg, btw.

    Dude: Yes you did!

    Me: Well, let me ask you this. Why come into MY room and start talking shit about girls' prices if it has nothing to do with me? I don't understand why you're here. Doesn't sound like you want to have fun. Here, let me help you with that not-having-fun thing. (*KICK!*)

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    Quote Originally Posted by hyori View Post
    I don't understand why they even ask for your wishlist if they have no intention of buying anything. Is it because they think we're stupid enough to have our address out in plain view?

    I find that guys who do buy stuff actually never even ask where your list is in the first place.
    They see it as a sort of "coming soon" advertisement. You know, "Stuff Daddy's gonna buy me so I can have even more fun with my horny fans!"
    Quote Originally Posted by MissJu View Post
    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.

    .

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    are you a good little slut
    i want you take bend over so i can see your ass
    and slip thos panties off
    and tough yourself. slow
    im not paying if i dont get to look first
    no used cars

    ...What?

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    Justified: why american women rates are so hugh, do you have a pusssy made of fucking gold
    Me: no, we just hate cheap bastards who can't spell.
    Justified has been blocked.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunnylexie View Post
    Idiot: you need a bigger toy
    will satisfy you better

    FFS if most my toys are in a certain size it means it's the size I prefer not that bigger toys are unavailable in my area.
    they are so obsessed with big toys and it's almost always the guys who aren't very polite. I don't get the obsession. Your dick is not that big.

    god if only I'd get sph guys all day long.

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    I was super fortunate to have a streamate "manager" come into my room the other night!Attachment 41424

    He went on to tell me exactly what I was doing wrong and said he'd be back later. I'm so lucky to have this kind of guidance from higher ups

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    Quote Originally Posted by stormi View Post
    I was super fortunate to have a streamate "manager" come into my room the other night!Attachment 41424

    He went on to tell me exactly what I was doing wrong and said he'd be back later. I'm so lucky to have this kind of guidance from higher ups
    lol how stupid do they think we are? like anyone from support would write skyyppee

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    (He asked for a preview, I told him my terms)

    [7:32:08 PM] Him: ah
    [7:32:16 PM] Him: i always like ot check it
    [7:32:37 PM] Him: just because a couple of times, i paid for a show,a nd the it didn't work, and i never got my money back
    [7:32:55 PM] Him: and they got all my personal into because of my paypal (lol, no shit)
    [7:33:07 PM] Me: That's why I offer a $3 preview. If it doesn't work then you've only lost out on $3. I also don't take paypal, so.
    [7:33:39 PM] Him: nevermind then but thank you anyway...maybe another time if circumstances change? x
    [7:35:05 PM] Me: Ok, I can only keep paying clients on my list but feel free to add me again in the future if you can pay through the site
    [7:35:39 PM] Him: just keep me on
    [7:35:52 PM] Him: i won't message you unless i want a show
    [7:35:59 PM] Him: i will forget you otherwise!
    [7:36:12 PM] Him: and someone else will get my buesiness instead of you

    You know, if it wasn't for that last part I might have considered it (even with the free preview/Paypal bs--I've been able to talk enough of those guys into doing things my way that I'm pretty lenient with them.) But that manipulative, "work for my money" bullshit doesn't fucking fly with me, especially from a guy who's oh so worried about losing out on $3.

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    ^^ wow you are patient. I just ban at any mention of Paypal. I even set my Skyprivate limit at $20 and I got one today. Wish so bad I could kick them in both heads.

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