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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Idiot: I like free breast

    Me: well you've come to the wrong room for that

    Idiot: I give you free attention don't I?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SimoneGray View Post
    Idiot: I like free breast

    Me: well you've come to the wrong room for that

    Idiot: I give you free attention don't I?
    It ain't free if you're expecting something in return, assholes! That's like stopping to help a woman change a tire on her car and then expecting her to give you a blow job for the 'free' help. Oi vey.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetsienna View Post
    i'm on sm the other night and this young dude i'ce never talked to before starts chatting me up. Seems nice enough and we are talking about movies and i mention i have netflix. He asks me if i'll let him watch a scary movie tonight so i said sure (i was thinking maybe he was going into some fantasy situation and i could suck a prvt out of him) and then a couple minutes later i find out he's actually asking me for my netflix password so he can literally watch movies!! He has never talked to me or paid for anything and doesn't know me at all and he's trying to negotiate and say how sad he is that i won't give him my netflix password. Like wtf??
    the ultimate freeloader!





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    Got this lovely guy on Skype

    "bb...do you wanna give me jerk off instruction 10 mins for 5$ ? You not naked in show if you dont want. Thanks anyway"

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    after my 8th hour on a slow day.

    Idiot: u re always seems u feel so low when i come here. Re u ok?
    Me. u re always come here only in free chat and blablabla. Are u poor?


    oldk221:lets see ur figure..get me hard
    oldk221:can we see teh whole body first?
    oldk221:before we make an investment
    A***so u wanna see my figure, before i bann u.
    oldk221:?
    random guest: "say goodbye to her" --- yea lol...
    (Just wondering, i ve started this business years ago, not yesterday. Even in my first days i aint eat that shit. what these dudes think? )
    Last edited by LoraDoll; 07-10-2015 at 01:37 AM.

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    Idiot: I will teach you how to put brick in asshole bb

    Me: Why would I wanna do that?

    idiot: Its a useful skill...only girls who can put lots of things in asshole find husbands

    Me: Ok cool, why don't you then demonstrate to me how you put a brick in YOUR asshole so I can see how its done and learn from the best?

    Idiot: Gosh bb no, only girls have flexible assholes. *Idiot leaves*

    I have found these days that the best way to deal with stupids is to suggest that they do shit themselves etc, I find they leave me well alone after that. Also, his request literally gave new meaning to the term "shitting bricks". LOL.

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    OH MY GOD NEARLY KILLED THIS MOTHERFUCKER LAST NIGHT

    After about a million years in free chat...

    joee: how old are you?
    me: Pretty sure it says that on my profile, honey
    joee: yeah, but loads of girls lie
    me: You think I'm lying?
    joee: well you have grey hair
    joee: no offence
    joee: but it makes you look old
    me: I'm not offended. It's called Poliosis, it's genetic. That grey hair is called a 'mallen streak'.
    joee: yeah yeah i get it
    me: I think it looks quite nice
    joee: yeah, me too
    joee: goes with your lipstick
    me: Thanks, I think so too.
    me: But I'm not lying about my age. It's all real there.
    joee: why don't you shave?
    me: Why don't YOU shave?
    joee: how do you know I don't shave?
    me: Do you?
    joee: no.
    me: why?
    joee: don't want to
    me: Me neither. I don't want to dye my hair either.
    joee: mmm k.
    me: Other boys need my attention , joee. If you want to keep talking, you'll have to pay some gold or come into paid chat
    joe: bye

    me: *CONTEMPLATES MURDER-SUICIDE

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    axeman8427: so u want a booty call
    i mightbe comingto work in ur area




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    Idiot: You remind me of a shemale.
    Me: Why, cause I am drop dead gorgeous and I can fuck your ass at the same time?

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    Best reply ever lol.
    Mind if I use it next time?
    I usually just say: "No, sorry to disappoint babe, you'll need to look elsewhere."

    Oh, and I love how they think you're going to get offended, trans women are smoking hot and more often than not, absolutely perfect.

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    Sure, go ahead! Make fun of them. Some trans girls are prettier than me, so hands down for that!

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    If we were giving awards, I don't know if I have a winner but I damn sure got some contenders.

    Contender #1

    So I left the country last min to enjoy my girlfriends birthday with her and before I left I put on my profile " On Vacation"
    1st day back, a regular freeloader comes in and tells me how happy he is I am back , how was my vacation and then he asked
    Did I miss him and if I thought of him while I was gone.


    Contender # 2

    Random guy comes in and basically becomes my unofficial notice I'm back in free chat for a good 3-4 hours.
    Shortly before He got blocked, another guy comes in and ask if I do anal? I don't but I get asked so often I always give funny or cutesy reply.
    Me: clapping,slapping or grabbing when your fucking my doggy these are the only way my sweet booty gets used
    Free chat notifier: How much?
    Me: You cant even afford my per min rate but you can afford my hooker rate?
    Free chat notifier : I just dont like the whole online sex thing
    I could have jumped through the screen and kicked out his fucking teeth but I settled for a quick curse out and a block.
    "Survival requires that you think on your feet or on your knees" - Bear Grylls
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    Default Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....

    Hey, newbie here. Actually found stripperweb through this thread. :p

    Anyhow, short form: UK camgirl, can't get sassy with the clients because there isn't free chat, so they're paying me to be idiots, they still get on my nerves because apparently I'm a super actress and they think I'm really into them. So they don't get cut off and then they don't shut up.

    Some of my favourites from this week:

    Guy: "Get dirty for me?"
    Inner monologue: "Please don't let it be scat, please don't let it be scat, please..."
    Me: "Mmm, sure babe."
    G: "How dirty do you get?"
    IM: "Scat, definitely scat."
    Me: "How dirty do you want it?"
    G: "Will you shit for me?"
    Me: "Not allowed, sorry babe."
    G: *vamoosh*
    It wouldn't be so bad, but this guy literally comes back EVERY WEEK asking me.

    Guy messaging: "If you give me a really good rate, I'll shit for you."
    Seriously. He wanted a discount so I could watch him shit. Firstly, no. Secondly, I can't lower my rates for one person. Thirdly, you pay EXTRA for booked sessions anyway, cause I could be making money then. Fourthly, no.

    I get a few asking if I'm an escort, so I generally play them along. I figure I'm giving them a show, so why not convince them I'm an escort until they ask for contact details and I can't give them?

    Also, guys with really average sized dicks asking ambiguous questions about its size. Humiliation? Ego? Humiliation? Ego? I seriously have no clue what they want and basically guess.

    Anyhow, there will probably be more to come.

    Pleased to meet everyone! ;p

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    Quote Originally Posted by MyRealNameIsWeird View Post
    Also, guys with really average sized dicks asking ambiguous questions about its size. Humiliation? Ego? Humiliation? Ego? I seriously have no clue what they want and basically guess.
    Yeah - I can never tell if they want to be laughed at or congratulated!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CatBBW View Post
    Just now on AW...in the space of about 15 seconds:

    jivg*** enters the room
    Server Status : Clearing Room ----------------------
    Server Status : Group Has Started -----------------
    CatBBW: hi
    jivg***: got poppers here
    CatBBW: nice one
    jivg*** leaves the room
    Server Status : Group Has Finished


    ???
    Just had him again with the EXACT same convo! What am I supposed to be saying? :o

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    ^I hate guys like that. Generally they want to keep coming in and out to see your reaction until they cum. (so they don't have to pay for a full show). I had a small penis humiliation guy who did that to me. I'm on SM, so he took me excl for about a minute then invaded my pvt chats and try to cam in to show me how tiny his cock was compared to a dollar bill. When I rejected his cam he just kept trying to reload it, soooo banned.

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    tmanroper: wow baby I would fly your to hang out with me! are u in the US?

    drone: HI BB
    HUMMMM
    SEXY BB
    FACE PLS BB
    SEXY FACE BB??
    drone: FACE CAM BB???
    PLS BB
    PLS
    ???????
    HUMMMM
    BIG SS BB??
    HUMMM
    SHAKE YOUR ASS BB
    VERY SEXY BB
    I LOVE YOU BB
    drone: PVTS FOR ASS SHAKING BB
    BEST ASS SHAKE??
    drone: FLASH FOR GOLDS AFTER PVTS?
    3GOLDS FOR FLASH???

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    hahahah what a Saturday. Ugh...

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    A dude who came in pvt only one time a few weeks ago and spent $12, comes in my room with bla bla bla...
    Idiot: Hi hru?
    Me good, thanks and you?
    Idiot: Good ty, just passed my bday
    Me: Happy Bday
    Idiot: Thanks can u show me some tits for pvt?

    *I kicked him out of the room*
    *idiot comes back after 5 minutes*

    Idiot: Why did u kick me out?
    Me: you were asking for freebies
    Idiot: Ok. So do u have a boyfriend?

    *Idiot has been blocked*
    * Me, everytime a member has 100 requests in freechat, like he's at a 5 Stars All Inclusive Holiday Resort *

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    bradleykyek: Hey bb I'm brad and a virgin can u show me anything for free because I'm broke I'm trying to lose my virginity so any help would be great if you can without going into pvt BTW your beautiful
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    On MGF in live chat (this guy has live chatted with me before, promising to contribute, but not a dollar yet)

    Guy asks me about if I'd join a contest and the best would win $50. I tell him maybe and then he tells me it's a video contest that he wants to start and the best GFE video gets the $50. I offer him a custom for that price and he says that he'd rather do a contest...then he tells me that he's thinking of how good I'd be at being his live-in gf and he would want me.

    THEN WHY IN THE F*** ARE YOU HOLDING A CONTEST FOR MULTIPLE GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE VIDEOS INSTEAD OF JUST GETTING A CUSTOM OR 2 FROM ME?

    ...makes no sense...

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    ^^ because he wants a lot of free GFE videos for free.
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    That's pretty much how elm works.... Guys with high points will put these requests up and girls send them a bunch of free shit that they already have made in hopes they pick them.... In the end the guy has a bunch of free content..and maybe/maybe not actually picks a winner...but why would he if he already has already got it all for free
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    I had to chime in on this ladies. I just joined ELM and was looking through that area to get some extra sales. I decided to accept a bunch of projects but never really heard back. Wasn't sure how it worked. So you have to send them all the content and they pick a winner? Ugh.

    It sounds ass-backwards on ELM. How does that help us models? It's crowd-funding at its worst. Crowd-funding + Porn = Bad business. Not always, but most of the time it's cheap. I just don't like what ELM stands for and I don't see much results from there compared to IWantClips and Clips4Sale. My opinion. Can some other ladies tell me how awesome ELM is so I can not give up on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marina Starr View Post
    Today on Streamate-land:

    Fucktard: you trans, you sure? You have penis?
    Marina: I SURE do.
    Fucktard: you're hot but i'm not ready for that.
    Marina: of course not, you're broke! ***BLOCKED***
    duuuuuudde
    Tiny tweaks----->BIG CHANGES

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    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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